#Damon Salvatore quote

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Y/n, over text: Turn around.

Y/n: No, the other way.

Y/n: Wrong way again.

Damon: Where are you??

Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.

[jessmalia]

Dear Bonnie, I’m a coward. I should be saying this to your face, not writing this letter, but I know if I do you’ll talk me out of running away from all my problems. You’re gonna make me face a future without Elena and you’re gonna help make me the best man I could possibly be, the same way she did. And I’m absolutely terrified of failing you both. So, I’m leaving. Because I’d rather let you down once, than let you down for the rest of your life. And I hope it’s the happiest life. Because you, Bonnie Bennett, are an amazing woman, a mediocre crossword puzzle player and my best friend. 

With great love and respect, Damon.

[morgane-art]

Stefan : If I could nail any celebrity, it would be y/n...

Stefan : Because she's the star of my heart.

Y/n : Aw.

Y/n : mine would be Hugh Jackman !

Stefan : ...

Elena : ...

Damon *bursts out laughing*

[supercap2319]

Y/N: "When I die, I want everyone to attend my funeral."

Stefan: "Done."

Y/N: "Except, Damon. That bitch better be in the ground with me, pushing up daisies."

Damon: "Hey!"

[bonniebennettdeservestheworld]

"I can live with you hating me," he said to the closed door. "I just can't live without you."

"I can live with Bonnie hating me, just as long as she lives."

[simsim54]

stefan: do you think we went overboard with the halloween decorations? klaus: nah it's cool elijah: the backyard is on fire klaus: aesthetic

[fandoms--fluff]

Damon after being put in charge of Caroline and Elena's little siblings because they're in college:

Stefan: Where's Y/n and Jeremy?

Damon: They went out

Stefan: They're grounded!

Damon: ...Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?

[jeronicashippersclub]

INCORRECT QUOTES!

Damon: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Elena: Haha I -

Klaus, barging in: Caroline is just lovely. Thanks for asking.

[boushwrites]

I have no proof that I feel, but I feel, I feel way too much.

SB♡

[dr-handballslector]

I like to imagine Elijah goes to sleep in one of these bad boys

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Y/n: Congratulations, you three have won gold, silver, and bronze in the morons’ Olympics.

Damon:

Katherine:

Kai: who won gold?

[so-long-soldier28]

jo: luke's only dead because you let kai out!

damon: well the alternative was to leave him with bonnie. i couldn't do that

bonnie: hold on, you're putting this on me? i refused to let him out, it's not my fault he stabbed me and escaped himself!

y/n: this isn't anyone's fault. if anyone's, it's grams', for sending them there in the first place

kai: all this fighting, just for me?!

everyone: shut up!!

[psychogirl87]

Rebekah : So, are you two dating now?

Nik & Damon: Yes.

Rebekah : Why?

Nik: I happen to find Damon very appealing.

Rebekah : Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Damon.

[anewkindofme]

Damon: I'm so glad you could make it, Stef. Enzo, this is my brother. If I ever need a kidney, this is where you get it. Enzo: It's so nice to meet you! I always wanted a brother. Damon: Really? Why? Stefan: I love you too, Damon. Bonnie: Really? Why?

[slutisnotabadword]

“So You Can Either Resent Me Or Love Me, But You're Stuck With Me.”

Bamon

[simsim54]

Stefan, wearing only a towel around his waist: Klaus, could you throw me that shirt? Klaus, very much speaking to Stefan's abs: yeah, here you gay- I mean go, I said go- Damon, mimicking a newscaster: Klaus Mikaelson has never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. More at six.