#Damon Salvatore quote

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Y/n, over text: Turn around.

Y/n: No, the other way.

Y/n: Wrong way again.

Damon: Where are you??

Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.

[jessmalia]

Dear Bonnie, I’m a coward. I should be saying this to your face, not writing this letter, but I know if I do you’ll talk me out of running away from all my problems. You’re gonna make me face a future without Elena and you’re gonna help make me the best man I could possibly be, the same way she did. And I’m absolutely terrified of failing you both. So, I’m leaving. Because I’d rather let you down once, than let you down for the rest of your life. And I hope it’s the happiest life. Because you, Bonnie Bennett, are an amazing woman, a mediocre crossword puzzle player and my best friend. 

With great love and respect, Damon.

[supercap2319]

Y/N: "When I die, I want everyone to attend my funeral."

Stefan: "Done."

Y/N: "Except, Damon. That bitch better be in the ground with me, pushing up daisies."

Damon: "Hey!"

[fandoms--fluff]

Damon after being put in charge of Caroline and Elena's little siblings because they're in college:

Stefan: Where's Y/n and Jeremy?

Damon: They went out

Stefan: They're grounded!

Damon: ...Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?

[satrryeys4eva]

Y/N: Don’t kill me, I have a boyfriend.

Bandit: You think I care about that?

Y/N: No, this isn’t a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.

Bandit: Wha-

Damon, kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!

[simsim54]

stefan: do you think we went overboard with the halloween decorations? klaus: nah it's cool elijah: the backyard is on fire klaus: aesthetic

[morgane-art]

Stefan : If I could nail any celebrity, it would be y/n...

Stefan : Because she's the star of my heart.

Y/n : Aw.

Y/n : mine would be Hugh Jackman !

Stefan : ...

Elena : ...

Damon *bursts out laughing*

[jeronicashippersclub]

INCORRECT QUOTES!

Damon: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Elena: Haha I -

Klaus, barging in: Caroline is just lovely. Thanks for asking.

[bonniebennettdeservestheworld]

"I can live with you hating me," he said to the closed door. "I just can't live without you."

"I can live with Bonnie hating me, just as long as she lives."

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Y/n: If I die, donate my body to science for research.

Caroline: Okay…

Y/n: Except my middle finger. Send that to Damon.

Damon: Hey-

Caroline: Done.

Damon: Hey!

[anewkindofme]

Damon: I'm so glad you could make it, Stef. Enzo, this is my brother. If I ever need a kidney, this is where you get it. Enzo: It's so nice to meet you! I always wanted a brother. Damon: Really? Why? Stefan: I love you too, Damon. Bonnie: Really? Why?

[slutisnotabadword]

“So You Can Either Resent Me Or Love Me, But You're Stuck With Me.”

Bamon

[allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover]

Stefan: Damon and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Alaric: *Sighing* What did Damon do? Stefan: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Damon: Who wants a steering wheel?

[winter-berries]

Klaus: i poisoned someone’s drink, but i forgot which one

Elijah: you did WHAT?!

Stefan: the way this dinner’s going, i hope it’s mine

Damon: *chugs faster*

[psychogirl87]

Rebekah : So, are you two dating now?

Nik & Damon: Yes.

Rebekah : Why?

Nik: I happen to find Damon very appealing.

Rebekah : Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Damon.

[simsim54]

Stefan, wearing only a towel around his waist: Klaus, could you throw me that shirt? Klaus, very much speaking to Stefan's abs: yeah, here you gay- I mean go, I said go- Damon, mimicking a newscaster: Klaus Mikaelson has never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. More at six.