#insp: the big bang theory

[anewkindofme]

Damon: I'm so glad you could make it, Stef. Enzo, this is my brother. If I ever need a kidney, this is where you get it. Enzo: It's so nice to meet you! I always wanted a brother. Damon: Really? Why? Stefan: I love you too, Damon. Bonnie: Really? Why?

[incorrectcharmingfamilyquotes]

Snow: I'll make tea.

Emma: It's okay. I don't want tea.

Snow: It's not optional.

[imaginestevetony]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

Sam: You know what's the best number?

Clint: 5,318,008?

Tony: 7 and 4 because that's when Steve was born.

Steve: 981 today because that's how long Tony and I are dating. 982 tomorrow!

Thor: Infinity!

Hulk: Hate numbers.

Natasha: Pass.

Sam: Okay, you're all wrong. It's 73. 73 is the 21st prime number. Its mirror, 37, is the 12th, and its mirror, 21, is the product of multiplying - hang on to your hats - seven and three.

Tony: Also in binary, 73 is a palindrome: 1001001, which backwards is 1001001.

Sam: Yes! So you agree?

Tony: Nope. Sticking to 7 and 4.

Clint: Just for the record, when you enter 5,318,008 in a calculator, upside down, it spells "boobies".

[televisionfixation]

OOC: Prison

According to The Red Wheelbarrow, one of the things Leon was smuggling into the prison was makeup for Hot Carla (the trans woman who Elliot is friends with). We stan a cis ally <3

[nobelinstupidity]

I wanna draw something, but what should i draw?

[thorinoakenshieldin221bwithlupin]

Dream-cast for gender-swapped Big Bang Theory

Occupation: Name, Sexual Orientation, Ethnicity/Nationality, Religion (Actor)

1. Nuclear Physicist: Athena, A-romantic, Iranian, Atheist (Caitlin Stasey)

2. Marine Biologist: Luna, Lesbian, Taiwanese, Taoist (Constance Wu)

3. Astronomer: Isis, Asexual, Kenyan, Buddhist (Samira Wiley)

4. Paleontologist: Freya, Androgynous, Irish, Christian (Gemma Whelan)

5. Archaeologist: Bilquis, Bisexual, Pakistani, Muslim (Sonam Kapoor)

6. Actor: Danso, Gay, British-Ghanaian, Jewish (Aldis Hodge)

insp.

[incorrectcharmingfamilyquotes]

Emma: I'm done with dating.

Emma: Like when I swore off pop rocks. They both hurt you on purpose.

[incorrectcharmingfamilyquotes]

Ruth: I'm sorry. It's just, we're meeting Snow's parents for the first time and...and they're academics and intellectuals and I don't want them thinking we're white trash.

David: Well, what color trash do you think they'll believe?

[incorrectcharmingfamilyquotes]

Archie: I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Snow and David: *kiss*

Regina: *hugs them*

Archie: And weird other wife that came with the castle.

[incorrectcharmingfamilyquotes]

David: I'm going to have another beer.

Snow: Haven't you had enough?

David: Emma drinks more than I do.

Emma: I take after the best.