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OLIVER STARK as EVAN ‘BUCK’ BUCKLEY 9-1-1 - S08 E07 · Hotshots
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EDDIE DIAZ THIS IS YOUR YEAR WE’RE BRINGING YOU OUT OF THE CLOSET!!!!
mustache ver for my fellow mustache truthers :3
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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
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Eddie: See, I'm straight, but if there was a man I would marry, it'd be Buck.
Hen: How do you feel about that, Buck?
Buck: It's not helping with the rumors.
Hen: I think the kiss you guys shared at my birthday party isn't helping with the rumors.
Eddie: Yeah, I just hate that he didn't give me enough tongue.
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*Buck calling Athena at 2 am* Buck: Hi Athena, sorry for the time. Remember how I said that Eddie and I were gonna have a calm date night for once? Athena: Yeah… Buck: Well, we’re in jail. Athena: *immediately hangs up* Bobby: Who was that? Athena: Wrong number.
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anyone else think it’s kinda funny that the last moment of peace and sanity buck had before everything went to shit was when he thought eddie was looking at porn
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Randome Stranger: *disrespectfully hitting on Buck*
Eddie: Get your hands off him or I will break every bone in your hands. Then I will make sure you eat through a straw for a month.
Buck: *confused between being terrified and aroused*
Chim: *so done* Thank god he didn't overreact.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CUT JOEY’S VER. OF A LITTLE SACRIFICE DOWN BY TWO WHOLE MINUTES?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN???? GIVE ME THE FULL VERSION NOW
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Most people who vote for the Leopards Eating Faces Party do so because they think it won't be their face being eaten.
But Caitlyn Jenner has been told countless times that it is her face that is going to be eaten, and she still votes for the Leopards Eating Faces Party.
How did Trump manage to convince so many people to cheer on their own persecution?
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Apparently, Aaron Fullerton's tweet wasn't even satire. Trump supporters actually, literally think like that.
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