#Daddy Rupert

[highlyincorrect]

… why did no one tell me about twink Lestrade in that amazing gay 80s movie

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ROUND 1: POLL #6

ROUND 1 POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Kazuki Kurusu/Rei Suwa:

NO PROPAGANDA SUBMITTED

Prince Rupert/Prince Amir:

[gremlinbean]

Giles kicking Ethan's ass in season 2 episode 6 (honestly one of my fave episodes in general) makes me feel some kinda way

[gulski2]

All I have to say in my own defense is that the brain rot is strong in this one(it’s me, I’m this one)

[tomiyeee]

I regret what i’ve done

life's too short for regrets, my friend!

[tea-time-for-bee-time]

Starts a new peice of media*

Notices older, intellectual man*

May the fan fictions begin…..

[chaoticgardensandwich]

Imagine having worst timeline alternate Giles as your father/lead antagonist/mad scientist

[mrgoldboobies]

so i started watching buffy

[darkmovies]

Daddy’s Head (2023) Date de sortie : En Post-production Réalisateur : Benjamin Barfoot Scénario : Benjamin Barfoot Avec : Julia Brown, Rupert Turnbull, Nathaniel Martello-White

[hacash]

The thing is, people who were talking about how ‘revolutionary’ Ted Lasso was for showing that anyone can turn their life around and start to make good choices in Season One were being a bit free with their complements.

Don’t get me wrong: I love S1, but showing the redemption arc of a beautiful rich white woman whose villainy took the form of Boss Ass Bitch in a way we all loved was not revolutionary. Showing the redemption arc of the cocky pretty-boy with daddy issues was not revolutionary. They were great storylines and I loved every second of them, but we’ve definitely seen this story play out before. They’re comfortable. They’re familiar.

But saying: you can turn your life around even if you betray the guy who showed you nothing but kindness and love and support? You can choose to make good choices even if you’re a sleazy prick who spent years abusing and manipulating the people around you? Even if you’re a violent, abusive addict? 

That’s uncomfortable. That’s revolutionary. A lot of shows will play the ‘anyone can change - ennhhh, but we’re only really going to show it with the stereotypically handsome villain with awesome cheekbones and a sad backstory’. But Ted Lasso really sticks to its guns and says the door is always open for anyone can change; yes, even that particular bastard, the worst one you can think of; even if they kept on making choices not to in the past; you don’t have to wait for them to get their shit together and they might not even do it, but the door is always open.

(And I think the show’s also been very clear about also saying that forgiveness doesn’t equal reconciliation, that you don’t need to give people another chance if it’s not safe or good for you. Sure, Nate is being welcomed into the fold, but given the past few episodes, it’s pretty obvious the same won’t be true of Rupert and Tartt Sr. But as both Rebecca and Jamie’s arcs have shown, defining yourself by the anger you hold for your abuser doesn’t do you any good. Neither of them can move on until they release that anger and hurt, and that’s what’s important about their arcs.)

[spicymalepolls]

ROUND FIVE: POLL #1 - FINALS

ROUND FIVE POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Shen Wei:

look going off of the show canon (it's quite different in the book, but I'm more familiar with the show) he's just a scientist professor guy who is quite old fashioned (does not have a cell phone) and is a fan of sleeve garters. except he's also a 10,000 year old omnipotent alien guy who is somehow simultaneously all blushy and shy and also activating the other main guy's latent authority and daddy kinks. there is a scene where Shen Wei is like full on chewing out one of his subordinates and the other main guy is visually having a sexual awakening about it. prim and proper professor with alien superpowers and a boyfriend who is into that

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Rupert Giles:

he's really hot ok

Giles is the ideal Acadaddy. Smart and nurturing are his main character traits but he still has the character depth to fail and mess up. A total romantic at heart and then there is his ripper personality. Oh boy hot-cha-cha!

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[33max]

hi!!! omg i would loveeeee to hear about max missing Brad in tdau!! have a good day 💋💋

A few weeks after Brad has told Max he’s leaving at the end of the season, Daniel asks Brad if he can let Maxy know too.

Nobody really knows how to handle the situation, but Daniel thinks it’s better for Maxy to be told than to think Brad just stopped coming around so much - he knows his sweet boy will think he’s done something wrong and Brad doesn’t want to see him anymore if they do that.

So, one afternoon when Maxy is little Brad comes over. He sits Maxy on his lap, and explains very gently that at the end of the year he won’t be around so much. That he still loves Max so much. But he has a different job now. One that allows him to be home with his family. “Daddy would miss you a lot if he was away all the time, wouldn’t he? So that’s how I feel sometimes, Buddy. Missing my family.”

At the time Maxy is very good about it, nodding along to what Brad is saying and giving him soft snuggles. He even hands Brad one of his dinosaur plushies to hold while they talk.

Throughout the rest of the season they try to prepare Maxy, mentioning Rupert and how he will be doing training with Maxy. Mentioning that Brad won’t be around so much, but he will visit etc etc.

After Abu Dhabi, on the flight home, Maxy insists he sits on Brad’s knee. Daniel suspects there might be a bit of an emotional outburst coming, and he’s not wrong, because as soon as the plane lands in Monaco Maxy clings to Brad. Sobs into his shoulder. Won’t let Brad get off their plane to fly home to the UK.

It’s really heartbreaking for Daniel, and of course Brad, and it’s not how Brad wanted to say goodbye to Maxy ☹️

Brad ends up taking Max’s face in his hands, making Maxy look at him, and says “Hey, you know I am going to visit soon. You know you can text me or call me whenever you want to. Let’s stop these tears, yes?” ♥️

[gremlinbean]

Joyce and Giles smoking!!!!

[unremarkableyaks]

Maxy also gets his very own schedules for Friday and Saturday. He doesn't need one for Sundays because he always goes into race day big and finishes little. The official schedule is obviously much more detailed, but the team started making cute schedules for Maxy, to help him know when he can be little and when he needs to be big throughout the day.

Maxy's choice means he gets to choose whether he is big or wants some little time, and the team is prepared with activities or meetings based on whatever Max chooses. Maxy also likes his schedules for when he knows he will need to be big--they allow him to be little without constantly worrying that he doesn't have time or needs to force himself to be big again because all the timings are worked in. And it helps relieve little Max's anxiety when he knows what to expect for the day, especially if it's something he isn't as used to like special treatment sessions with Rupert or Daniel having a conflict and staying late at the track.

'Roly says:' is where Daddy or the team can give Maxy little reminders. Roly is Brad's stuffie, and is responsible for keeping Max healthy and safe (basically the opposite of Soup). In Max's mind, Roly says the same things that Braddy says! It's customizable every day, so if Maxy is sore they can remind him to get help, or if Maxy needs to pay attention to a change that day, Roly can warn him!

[triple-mayday]

There’s hella theories floating around about the reason behind Tucker Carlson’s sudden divorce with Fox News, but there’s one that I love the most.

Its the sexiest, pettiest, most delicious bullshit to ever be conceived. Behold:

We know for a fact that Tucker got bitch slapped across New York City by Rupert Murdoch himself. Not only that, but baby boy was laid off sometime on Friday and notified only on Monday, when he came to work. So, this unforeseen development was like a kick in the balls. For the uninitiated, Rupert Murdoch is the name of the demonic entity responsible for the creation of Fox News.

Tuckerson and Rupert had a special relationship. According to Tucker himself, the now ex-host was “100% [Rupert’s] bitch” (we love a proud sugar baby). Tucker was basically a glorified court jester - he cosplayed for daddy Rupert as a pro-worker, anti-elitist, anti-establishment, Christian, relatable everyman that broke republicans could relate to. That was, of course, a load of horseshit. As said by Tucker himself.

You see, back in Mesozoic Era (circa 2008-2011), our boy was an active participant in shock radio programs where he paraded himself as an open and proud elitist and a self-admitted trust fund baby.

All of this deliciousness speaks for itself. Tucker Carlson is a chameleon that changes his face depending on what’s resonating best with his conservative audience. Which brings us to the nearly orgasmic culmination of events that could have possibly led to Tucker’s current unemployment.

Tuck roleplayed as a hardcore Christian for quite some time. On that fateful Friday night, he turned it up to 100 for his speech at the conservative think tank Heritage Foundation’s 50th anniversary gala. Bubba was popping off, calling abortions “child sacrifices” and demanding daily prayers. The audience loved it. Rupert? Not so much.

The thing is, for Rupert business comes before fascism. Grandpa worships money, Jesus is merely a profitable business strategy. For a businessman, the rabid fundie shit was already incredibly off-putting. And Tucker’s villain monologue just happened to be the last drop in the bucket that was already filled to the brim by Murdoch’s ex. That’s right. The chair of Fox News broke off his recent engagement because his fiancée was a Jesus freak.

Now onto the good shit. Rupert’s ex had a favorite show. Guess what that show was?

Tucker Carlson Tonight

The woman in question even had tête-à-tête chit chats with her favorite TV personality, thanks to her connection to Fox News CEO.

Tensions were rising in the Murdoch household. The ex-fiancée’s obsession with Tucker only added fuel to the fire. The woman went as far as declaring that Carlson was a messenger from God. One day, Tucker had a dinner at his boss’ estate. In the middle of dinner the Jesus lady pulled out a Bible and began discussing the book of Exodus with Carlson.

Rupert just sat there like 👁️👄👁️

In the end, the man was too freaked out by Christian fundamentalism and kicked Tucker out after his particularly awful speech. It was also a cute little fuck you to his ex cause now her favorite show got canceled

This is just one theory, but it’s my favorite, so I prefer it above all else, and now you get to experience this beauty with me

God, I adore American politics

[fedcrypt]

TTPD : THE ANTHOLOGY OF BUFFYVERSE.

** means nsfw / smut (18+ content)

below are writings based off taylor’s eleventh album which i have been playing literally non-stop since its release <3

MY READERS WILL BE WRITTEN AS FEMALE OR GENDER NEUTRAL AS I AM MORE COMFORTABLE THAT WAY !!

FORTNIGHT — F!R ; buffy summers.

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT — F!R ; spike &. COMING SOON !!

MY BOY ONLY BREAKS HIS FAVORITE TOYS — N!R ; angelus &. COMING SOON !!

DOWN BAD — N!R ; spike &. COMING SOON !!

SO LONG LONDON — N!R ; drusilla &. COMING SOON !!

BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM — F!R ; angel / angelus &. COMING SOON !!

FRESH OUT THE SLAMMER — F!R ; darla &. COMING SOON !! **

FLORIDA — N!R ; faith lehane &. COMING SOON !!

GUILTY AS SIN — F!R ; angel / angelus &. COMING SOON !! **

WHO’S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME — F!R ; rupert giles &. COMING SOON !!

I CAN FIX HIM (NO REALLY I CAN) — N!R ; angelus &. COMING SOON !!

LOML — F!R ; angel &. COMING SOON !!

I CAN DO IT WITH A BROKEN HEART — N!R ; cordelia chase &. COMING SOON !!

THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED — F!R ; rupert giles &. COMING SOON !!

THE ALCHEMY — F!R ; buffy summers &. COMING SOON !!

CLARA BOW — N!R ; drusilla &. COMING SOON !!

THE BLACK DOG — F!R ; willow rosenberg &. COMING SOON !!

IM GONNA GET YOU BACK — F!R ; spike &. COMING SOON !! **

THE ALBATROSS — N!R ; darla &. COMING SOON !!

CHLOE OR SAM OR MARCUS OR SOPHIA — N!R ; xander harris &. COMING SOON !!

HOW DID IT END — F!R ; drusilla &. COMING SOON !!

SO HIGH SCHOOL — F!R ; wesley wyndam-price &. COMING SOON !! **

I HATE IT HERE — F!R ; willow rosenberg &. COMING SOON !! **

THANK YOU AIMEE — N!R ; cordelia chase &. COMING SOON !!

I LOOK IN PEOPLE’S WINDOWS — F!R ; faith lehane &. COMING SOON !! **

THE PROPHECY — N!R ; winifred burkle &. COMING SOON !!

CASSANDRA — N!R ; cordelia chase &. COMING SOON !!

PETER — N!R ; angel / angelus &. COMING SOON !!

THE BOLTER — F!R ; darla &. COMING SOON !! **

ROBIN — N!R ; connor angel &. COMING SOON !!

THE MANUSCRIPT — F!R ; the master &. COMING SOON !! **