papi wat is this haircut 💀💀💀
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Us, arriving to Austria to a tiny family hotel owned by an elderly lady
Us: speak only limited German
Lady: barely speaks English
Us:
Lady:
Lady: Czech? Slovak?
Us: Czech
Lady, to herself: Czech, that's a Slavic language right
Lady: understand Yugoslavian?
Us:
Us: yeah that works
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Just saw an svsss fic tagged “kiss kiss fall in love” and now I can’t stop thinking of an svsss ouran high au where Luo Binghe put together a host club made of Yue Qingyuan, Liu Qingge, Mobei-Jun, Shang Qinghua, Tianlang-jun, Zhuzhi-lang, and honor student, Shen Yuan (who’s older brother, Shen Jiu, might murder the lot of them), who stumbled into music room 3 one day and is now their errand boy that Luo Binghe is obsessed with.
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I've been loving ur mombin comics, but where is the other mom? what trans hottie is not paying her child support out here? (this is said with a lot of love and affection, im very curious abt how she got into that situation, if you have thoughts abt it <3)
ajsjhsdfh i wasn't going to answer this because it's explained in the next comic but kudos to you for being the only person to say 'who's the other mom' instead of 'WHO'S THE DAD'
also the way this is worded made me laugh for like 5 minutes thank you so much xx
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As an anime only who got spoiled about it watching dunmeshi fully knowing that Chilchuck is an actual father is super fun because even without purposely putting much attention to it you still can tell exactly where and when his dad senses are KICKING like god ITS SO CLEARR
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Dad! Jaune Shenanigans 3
College Student, half awake and shambling through the room: "God, playing over 300 rounds of Triple Strike was a mistake. Now, where the fuck is the...kitchen…"
Jaune, with ratty as fuck hair, a 5-a-clock shadow that is barely shaved, and PJs that is literally 'old shirt and sweats': "Hey, kid, you're up early. Just gimme a bit, I'm making some flapjacks. You got any allergies?"
College Student, now very awake and processing shit: "…No…"
Arc Child, very tired from Gaming™: *lightly bonks their friend with a tube roll* "No. Do not my dad."
Jaune: ???
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Solomon: Did you know, no matter how hard you pinch your elbow it doesn't hurt?
MC:*Immediately pinching their elbow* Wtf it doesn't hurt?! Hey Mammon pinch your elbow!
Mammon:*Pinching his elbow* Why? Wait it doesn't hurt!
MC: I know!!!
Lucifer: You three are sharing the brain cell again aren't you?
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