#Dad Max: Fury Road

[millionsknives]

since the dash is entirely mad max fury road tonight here r some furiosa pics i never posted

[giffypudding]

This band swings

[mocktortis]

I buzzed my hair (badly) around a week ago and yesterday I went to see Furiosa with my dad. during that scene where Furiosa is chopping off her hair I whispered to him "there's no way she got it like that with a pair of scissors." My dad kinda laughs, looks at me, and then says, "wait is this movie the reason you cut your hair?"

Yes. Yes it was.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Generally fucking love how today so far has been testing my will of not losing it completely, given my mom has been nothing but bitchy to me all day over the money to the point of blaming me somehow for her choosing to sell her Switch that she got for christmas that she literally hasn't touched since then and now my dad is starting on me because he's either tired or drunk.

[mydadisdracula]

hi son 🛻

“Share the road for a better future, Son.” 🛻 https://www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula

[hotvintagepoll]

telling my dad about the movies sent into the past and their casts and now he wants ‘mad max: fury road’ starring either grace kelly or ann-margret.

i’d love to know what you’d cast laurence olivier in

ohhh your dad has brought up an excellent point. I disagree on his casting but that vintage movie would shine. I have no Larry Olivier thoughts—the right movie would have to come up that he could fit into.

[thyme-in-a-bubble]

a list of some summer movies/series 🌞

hi hi hi!! it's just me, your friendly neighbourhood little organisation freak of a goblin here to give you yet again a list of some seasonal movies and series. this time, say it with me folks, summer! as always, just close your eyes and point somewhere on this little list, or even put the numbers in a generator and go with whatever the result is ♡

autumn | winter | spring

🐚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ movies ⋅˚₊‧

roman holiday (1953)

jaws (1975)

friday the 13th (1980)

Indiana jones (1981-)

dirty dancing (1987)

the princess bride (1987)

paris is burning (1990)

point break (1991)

jurassic park (1993-)

before sunrise (1995)

a goofy movie (1995)

clueless (1995)

birdcage (1996)

boogie nights (1997)

i know what you did last summer (1997)

my best friend's wedding (1997)

parent trap (1998)

bilboard dad (1998)

tarzan (1999)

the talented mr. ripley (1999)

10 things I hate about you (1999)

the mummy (1999)

cast away (2000)

almost famous (2000)

our lips are sealed (2000)

charlie’s angels (2000 + 2003)

holiday in the sun (2001)

the wedding planner (2001)

the fast and furious franchise (2001-)

princess diaries (2001-2004)

lilo and stitch (2002)

blue crush (2002)

crossroads (2002)

how to lose a guy in 10 days (2003)

under the tuscan sun (2003)

the lizzie mcguire movie (2003)

pirates of the caribbean franchise (2003-2017)

sisterhood of the traveling pants (2005-2008)

monster in law (2005)

aquamarine (2006)

she’s the man (2006)

the cheetah girls 2 (2006)

high school musical 2 (2007)

camp rock (2008)

vicky cristina barcelona (2008)

fool's gold (2008)

mamma mia (2008 + 2018)

adventureland (2009)

bride wars (2009)

hannah montana the movie (2009)

the last song (2010)

letters to juliet (2010)

eat pray love (2010)

one day (2011+2024)

a little bit of heaven (2011)

soul surfer (2011)

the impossible (2012)

magic mike (2012+2025+2023)

the big wedding (2013)

lovelace (2013)

endless love (2014)

chef (2014)

the longest ride (2015)

mad max: fury road (2015)

the shallows (2016)

it (2017)

girls trip (2017)

baywatch (2017)

jumanji: welcome to the jungle (2017)

gifted (2017)

call me by your name (2017)

crazy rich asians (2018)

adrift (2018)

ibiza (2018)

every day (2018)

bad times at the el royale (2018)

tomb raider (2018)

the red sea diving resort (2019)

midsommar (2019)

we summon the darkness (2019)

spider-man: far from home (2019)

the devil all the time (2020)

palm springs (2020)

the last letter from your lover (2021)

raya and the last dragon (2021)

luca (2021)

uncharted (2022)

glass onion (2022)

do revenge (2022)

the lost city (2022)

the gray man (2022)

death on the nile (2022)

barbie (2023)

bottoms (2023)

anyone but you (2023)

la passion de dodin bouffant (2023)

road house (2024)

the challengers (2024)

players (2024)

twisters (2024)

🍦 ‧₊˚ ⋅ series ⋅˚₊‧

the o.c. (2003-2007)

america's next top model (2003-2018)

project runway (2004-)

h2o: just add water (2006-2010)

gossip girl (2007-2012)

private practice (2007-2013)

rupaul’s drag race (2009-)

the walking dead (2010-2022)

new girl (2011-2018)

the fosters (2013-2018)

black-ish (2014-2022)

jane the virgin (2014-2019)

grace and frankie (2015-2022)

critical role (2015-)

stranger things (2016-)

the durrells (2016-2019)

big little lies (2017-2019)

she's gotta have it (2017-2019)

the bold type (2017-2021)

queer eye (2018-)

station 19 (2018-2024)

euphoria (2019-)

roswell, new mexico (2019-2022)

valeria (2020-2023)

911: lone star (2020-)

outer banks (2020-)

bridgerton (2020-)

sex/life (2021-2023)

the white lotus (2021-2025)

daisy jones and the six (2023)

[kapreday]

As a lesbian: rate my hear me out of Tom Hardy from 1-10

That’s not a hear me out that’s a good fucking choice he’s got those clit/dick sucking lips, he has consistently been a friend to lesbians (hello Mad Max Fury Road), and is a little fruity himself (Venom, but also he’s come out as bi a while back but just wants to be private with his personal life).

Not every lesbian has a bad hear me out! And not every lesbian hear me out is bad! But every bad hear me out I’ve heard has come from a lesbian. It’s like squares and rectangles.

10/10 choice, come back with either a straight dad answer (like the Tom Cruise post, 5/10) or with your cringefail scrungy little guy who was weird when he was last in the public eye 20 years ago and hasn’t really been seen since (like Justin Long wtf 1/10 choice absolutely baffling why did she tell on herself like that unprompted I didn’t even ask).

[911-on-abc]

9 questions to get to know me better!

tagged by @jesuisici33 <3 <3 <3

last song: Spotify - Love Potion Number 9 by The Clovers iTunes - a bunch of music my dad produced in the 90s that I FINALLY convinced him to send me the digital files of

favorite color: forest green

last film/show: I genuinely have no idea. Mad Max Fury Road and 9-1-1????

sweet/savory/spicy: SOUR!!

last thing i googled: the population of a city

last book: currently making my way through 'The Executive Office' series by Tal Bauer (again!! highly recommend!!)

relationship status: single :/

current obsessions: OH BUDDY. Buckle the fuck up. Currently, it's historical Southwestern fashion. I'm super curious about what styles and clothing we associate with 'Western wear' were actually worn by the people who lived in the 'Wild West' and what originates from media and advertisements depicting that region and its communities. Also, trains played a big part in the settler colonialism of the Western United States. Many of these communities got their goods, and therefore clothing, from mail-order catalogs so advertisements would have influenced the people of that time. Indigenous fashion and early Hispanic settler colonial communities also contributed to the development of Western wear, so considering that is important too. so yeah. idk I just think that fashion tells you a lot about society and people and it's very interesting to me.

I'm also obsessed with 9-1-1 asdfghjkl

Tagging: @exhuastedpigeon @watchyourbuck @loserdiaz @thewolvesof1998 @cal-daisies-and-briars @pirrusstuff @rainbow-nerdss @pansysgothgf @slycopersicum-in-disguise @wildlife4life @wikiangela @daffi-990 @theotherbuckley @your-catfish-friend @spagheddiediaz

it's been a while since I've done one of these and I'm def missing some mutuals but if you see this hi!!! consider urself tagged too!!!

[ask-aurachnid]

Oh fuck, it's been a minute.

Shit. I'm not gonna lie, today kinda sucks for me. Nothing like a national holiday all about dads to remind you that you're an orphan, huh? There's not many people out there who are able to celebrate exactly like they did before the Vanishing, so at least I'm not alone.

This time last year I was still feeling kinda weird about calling Castle "dad," even if he promised he was cool with it, so we kinda just didn't talk that day, which wasn't that weird because it's not like we talk every day anyway. We're both busy people.

But this year, I dunno, I was feeling more comfortable, and I figured Fathers Day has also gotta suck a whole bunch when your kids are dead, y'know? Even if he has had way longer to come to terms with it.

I thought it might be better for both of us if we weren't alone, so in the morning I went to the Vanishing memorial to talk to my dads, and he went to visit his family. Then I got takeout from his favorite Sicilian place and we watched a movie (Max Max: Fury Road, natch).

He tried to act like it was no big deal, but I know him too well. Besides, I think we both needed a night off.

[baldguy-fight]

BALD GUY FIGHT MEGA TOURNAMENT ROUND 1

See all mega tournament polls here

Reasoning under cut

Imperator Furiosa

She also is so hot

Henry Spencer

He's real funny, he's the protagonist's father and they have a weirdly awful relationship where they both kinda suck but shawn (the protagonist) always comes to him or help (it's a detective show). Also it's kind of a running gag that shawn and his friend randomly run into henry and completely random locations. Also there are always flashbacks at the beginning of each ep and usually it's some interaction between the two that would foreshadow they're weird relationship twenty years later lol. In those flashbacks they like. Put a wig on the actor to signify that he's younger ACDJVE. They even poke fun at it in one ep "I don't know dad. If one were to put a wig on you, you'd kinda look like you did when i was a child".

[fwaooo]

hutt slave luke that worked his way up to be one jabba’s trusted pilots smuggling out jabba’s prized courtesans during one of his “runs” only to get reluctant hitchhiker and recent escapee of sarlacc pit boba coming along this mad race through the tattooine desert to freedom while jabba’s army chases them. why yes this is bobaluke mad max fury road au.

alternatively, scale it up to former imperial luke skywalker smuggling out force sensitives to the rebellion as the imperial fleet chases him and reluctant hitchhiker, former imperial prisoner and angry dad din djarinn that broke in to get his son back.

[fortunatelychaoticphantom]

Highlighted Posts - Fandom Topics

For some explanation, see serious topics post.

Avatar the Last Airbender / Legend of Korra:

Aang, forgiveness and violence in The Southern Raiders (meta).

Aang’s (lack of a) character arc (meta) + same response, posted independently from the original chain post with a bit of revisions (meta).

Avatar, violence and last second anti-killing rhetoric (meta).

The actual advice the past Avatars gave Aang (meta).

Aang vs. Ozai final battle and Star Wars influences (meta).

The Great Divide is good actually (meta).

Aang being rewarded by the universe? (meta).

Third season Scorched Earth plan out of left field (meta).

Bloodbending and Energybending (meta).

Katara didn't have a “plot armor” in the final battle with Azula, she's the epitome of a warrior (meta).

Katara and non-lethal battle winning (meta/joke).

Katara didn’t beat Pakku (meta).

Katara didn’t choose Aang “over” Zuko (meta).

Anastasia!Zutara AU (headcanon).

Mai and Zuko, what should have been (meta).

Mai happily joined Azula to hunt Zuko (meta).

Kanna and Pakku... why??? (meta/joke).

Gender equality in the Fire Nation and WW2 equivalents (meta).

Legend of Korra, the status quo and the institution of the Avatar (meta).

Making Korra’s dad chief is just… awful (meta).

Harry Potter:

The Malfoys didn’t have a redemption in canon (meta).

Michael Gambon is great, you guys are just mean (meta).

Snape, Dumbledore and the Defence against the Dark Arts (meta/joke).

No thanks, I don’t need a young Snape movie (joke).

What Harry’s reaction to his name being pulled from the Goblet should have been (joke).

The Tri-Wizard tournament has no rules (meta).

Star Wars:

Star wars and Pirates of the Caribbean are the same story (meta).

Kylo Ren and redemption in the Star Wars universe and Hollywood [tlj post] (meta).

DC:

so... does Superman have an appendix? (joke).

Why Selina Kyle never goes to Arkham (joke).

The Scorpion King/Wonder Woman comparison (joke).

Marvel:

Infinity War and the horror of the snap (meta).

Who’s the avengers’ designer? (joke).

Black Panther and The Lion King similarities regarding women (meta).

Shipping in the MCU (joke).

Antman and family (joke).

Pirates of the Caribbeans:

Elizabeth and Will’s relationship is the heart of the movies (meta).

The best things about PotC (meta).

Disney:

I sort of wrote a one-shot about the bimbettes from Beauty and the Beast (fanfiction).

Belle in the Hunchback of Notre Dame (meta).

Del Toro, monstrosity and Beauty and the Beast (meta).

Inner Workings is amazing (meta).

Frozen’s Anna and Hans (joke).

Quasimodo is awesome (meta).

Around the world with Captain Phoebus (joke).

Pocahontas’ ending is subversive as fuck (joke/meta).

Hercules didn’t know who Hades was (joke).

Other:

Bullshit “feminist” retelling and Mad Max Fury Road (joke/meta).

“Feminist” retellings explanation (analysis).

She-Ra and the inherently good protagonist (meta).

I hate the ending of She-Ra (meta).

Once upon a Time, Regina and redemption (two diverging threads of the same post) (meta): First and Second.

Ross Geller isn’t that bad, you guys are just mean. Or: The unbelievable cruelty of what Carol did to Ross (meta).

Bella Swan and Hermione Granger comparisons are bullshit (meta).

Twilight and depression (meta).

New Moon reread comments (meta).

Eclipse reread comments (meta).

Breaking Dawn reread comments (meta).

The Good Place is the greatest show in history. But also I have thoughts (meta).

The single most beautiful Geralt and Jeskier art ever made [The Witcher] (fanart).

Dimitri wanted to find the real Anastasia all along in hopes that she survived the revolution [Anastasia 1997] (meta).

Godzilla, Pacific Rim and Hollywood: between grim-dark and camp (meta).

Wednesday Addams and the usurpation of the summer camp for rich white kids (meta).

Debbie Jellinsky is the best [The Addams Family Values] (joke).

Achilles and Patroclus sitting in an urn. K.I.S.S.I.N.G. (joke).

Of course the Jewish women are the witches in Oz the Great and Powerful… (joke/meta).

Bird Box and mental illness (meta).

My problems with Carmen San Diego (meta).

Ice Princess and teenage movie tropes. Or: They're lesbians Harold (meta/joke).

Lord of the Rings life goals (joke).

The School of Good and Evil and that little bit of antisemitism… (joke).

Game of Thrones / House of the Dragon genetics are weird (joke).

Why wouldn’t I keep talking about old fandoms? (joke/analysis).

I hate Barbie. Sorry. (meta).

[mcchonkyart]

i was watching mad max fury road with my dad and fiancé last night for the first time and my brother was telling us how messed up the comics are and said how if i couldn’t handle explicit themes i wouldn’t like it and i’m sitting there wearing a fear & hunger shirt… if only he knew

[writingmyheartoutforyou]

For Gail, Jacob, and Ciaohme (if random asks are fine)

What would their favorite movies be? Do any of them have a least favorite?

(Random asks are always welcome!) Gail's favorite movie would probably be Crimson Peak by Guillermo del Toro (she'd be a fan of del Toro's work in general). The special effects on the ghosts would be a highlight for her. She'd also really like John Carpenter's The Thing too. Really anything horror with practical effects, she'd be a big fan of.

Her least favorite film would probably be the Baz Luhrmann adaptation of Romeo and Juliet. Partly because she was forced to watch it for English class, and partly because the choice to use the original dialogue but pair it with 1990s culture felt jarring and took her out of the story.

In general, I feel like she'd be a fan of horror and romance, but dislike a lot of the more mainstream comedy movies. She finds a lot of popular comedies rely too much on either sexual humor, gross-out humor, or both.

Jacob's favorite movie would be Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Mainly because he used to watch it a lot as a kid with his dad and brother. However, he does find Kirk's character arc to be compelling, and Spock's death scene always makes him cry (knowing he comes back in the sequel only slightly helps). His least favorite movie would be Annabelle. It's one of those cases where he knows enough about the "true" story to know what they either changed or got wrong, and it annoys him. Honestly, he probably doesn't like the Conjuring franchise in general because of how much they deviate from the original stories.

His favorite genre would be sci-fiction and action movies. He'd actually really dislike horror films, mostly because the ones he's seen tend to be bloody/gore-y and make him feel sick. Caoimhe's favorite movie would be Mad Max: Fury Road. She really enjoyed Furiosa's story, plus the car chases and action shots were really cool to look at. She'd also really like ParaNorman, mainly because she can relate to feeling isolated from her peers due to things out of her control.

Her least favorite movie would probably be The Crow. Not because it's bad, but more because of the fact the lead actor, Brandon Lee, died during production. She can't watch it without feeling like she's watching a ghost the whole time. To her, the whole movie feel cursed.

Her favorite genres would be adventure/fantasy movies, while her least favorite would be romance (they're just not for her).