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The censorship of women's nipples is craaazy. Like it is blatantly just "we will censor your body but only if you're a marginalized class who we consider inherently obscene/sexual" like holy shiiiiit why do we even humor this bullshit?

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I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

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for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday

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Maybe this was just how my family did things growing up but when I was a kid and we saw a lady with chin hairs or a small chest or large feet or a broad shoulders we’d say “it’s rude and mean to pick apart someone’s appearance” and mind our own damn business.

Apart from being reductive, transphobic, and anti-woman, all this “transvestigating” nonsense is just plain bad manners, and I think we should say that more

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please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

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via

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@misericordiia

do you think you have more men or women followers?

Only women follow me, because they can sense my gentle, deer-like aura

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Mom's Chocolate Sauce - art by John Bolton (1986)

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i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

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>be the first ever to receive the keys to belleville

>roleplay in front of the mayor that's honoring you

>refuses to elaborate

>executes four people

>g note

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bwaaaah

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because the thing is bisexual

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went to see nin and trent just walked on stage, said “heres my nine inches” unzipped his fly and pulled his cock out, then put it away and walked off the stage and that was the whole show. life changing

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Shoulders are built for sinking your teeth into

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