#DYING LMFAOOOO
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"Hate to be Vincent right about now."
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"Oh me working with a bird I tamed since they were a fledgling is not comparable to you working alongside Angel? What a double-standard."
"I did not just hear what I think I just heard. Don't try and deep throat it or stick it up your ass. If you want to be turned into a kebab that's how you do it... What am I doing with my life arguing with a ten year old."
general-kalani:
“We’ve been working alongside each other for years and I’m the one with a weird ‘relationship’ while you publicly called yourself ‘daddy’? Yeah I’m definitely the one with issues.”
“You could’ve but you didn’t that means I’m better than you. Hope you’re not looking at a tentacle though I don’t want to know what you’d do with that in your free time.”
“You can’t stand there and tell me that you work alongside a bird, with a straight face, and not expect me to laugh at you.
And there aren’t really any official applications that those tentacles were good for. Personal use, though? Whole ‘nother story.”
#thehandsomeasshole#verse: hello alcohol my old friend ~ { mordecai bl2 verse }#muse: mordecai the hunter#DYING LMFAOOOO#jack i love you sm but omfg
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fingers 🫠
#jungkook#bts#bangtan#usersky#userbangtan#dailybts#bangtanedit#gifs#mine#stanning jungkook is a struggle every day bc i'm dying every day#the gif size limit is so freeing btw im glad we have less people on the platform LMFAOOOO
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being a horror fan when i had long hair: horrible. awful. constantly hit on and quizzed as if i was lying
being a horror fan after i impulsively gave myself the billy loomis cut: peaceful. beautiful. no one will talk to me except other queers and men with daddy issues who look a little scared to make eye contact with me because they think they’ll get medusa’d
#shoutout to the guy at work that thought i was gonna be wearing the Ghostface fit for Halloween#and when I pulled out my phone and showed him my hand dyed bloodied shirt for post reveal billy loomis he went noticeably pale#and then proceeded to ask me for movie recs#he said damn. this twink must know something LMFAOOOO#coyote’s den#billy loomis#scream 1996
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Men only want ONE THING and it's DISGUSTING (Guy who's uour best friend who's always happy to see you who visibly lights up and sparkles when you enter the room who's comstantly looking out for you and doting on yiu just a little bit and making sure you're taken care of and who you trust so mucj so completely that you can share a bath and sleep side by side amd you'rw. Best Friwneds...)
AND YET. AND YET. Moe has something Worse than self-loathing going on. Like this is just denial at this point. And for WHAT (PSYCHOLOGICAL REASONS. IT'S SO DIRE)
#feh#NITPICK TIME. breakfast panel i should have given alfonse more easily stealable food but#i just went w eggs on toast w bacon just cause that's like. one of my staple safe foods LMFAOOOO#maybe imagine a hash brown. i do like hash browns...#i thought i had more nitpicks actually. any off modelness is just perspective/moe wilting and dying in that one shot.#or a consequence of drawing REALLY REALLY TINY. hitting new levels of drawing So Tiny#if i had more room to work with i would have figured out a pose where moe is still holding the bear while being hugged by alfonse#also sorry i drew his meat huge. in that final illust. as if it's my fault...........#anyways whole point of this comic is. moe is so completely cherished and adored. it is surrounded by adoration in that last panel#like. the environmental storytelling of it too. wearing one of alfonse's shirts (stolen) and has The Bear#it is so. so. SO deeply cherished and adored. and yet. it has a very hard time even just daring to believe that.#anyways this comes w the same level of deep embarrassment like i might as well have just posted porn. it's that level#so you have to be extra nice to me.#nothing wrong w that for the record i'm just shy. 🧍#fe alfonse#moe tag#summoner oc#my art#my comics#final nitpick actually i feel like the proportions are a bit off in the last illust... which is a shame bc i love the faces so much#but also moe is just. a small round guy. cursed w the transmasc babyface. many such cases.
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no wait... hear me out.
you take the sung away from minsung and keep han jisung locked in ur basement, and i kidnap minho and seal him off in my garage, then we both leave them to rest ☺️🎀
and we go on a cute little platonic date together and make new plans + scenarios 😍🙏🏻⁉️
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STOP AHHAHAHAHAH WAIT U MEAN /WE/ WILL GO ON CUTE PLATONIC DATES OR WE'LL GO ON DATES W THEM??? either way im down 😼 (fbi agent, this is a joke, i swear!!)
#sungbeam strikes again#moot ❧#also the way u said take the sung away from minsung had me dying idk why LMFAOOOO#fall 🍓
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Lucy: expresses interest in fucking him
Coop: oh this bitch’ll fuck anything
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my sister literally just completely 100% seriously asked me how I can have adhd if I can spend so long on tumblr 💀
#LMFAOOOO#GREAT QUESTION LEMME ASK EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THIS WEBSITE#god she asked over an hour ago and I'm still fucking dying she was not joking at all#adhd
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not me literally guessing the entire plot of Millie’s book after 60 pages omfg ( @magentamee can confirm 😂)
also: no spoiler review? the book is the quainter, pinned up English version of what this song feels like. iykyk
#it’s like. such stereotypical romance fiction I’m dying#the writing is really simple and the setup is so plain if you’ve seen ANY romantic movie u know what’s gonna happen#but also?#it’s literally the British version Pearl Harbor (2001) LMFAOOOO#like. if you know the love triangle plot of that movie u have a solid 80% chance of knowing what happens here LOL#someone play Tennessee by Hans Zimmer#the me tag
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watching the series finale of a show (and it’s actually a good series finale) you are fully and deeply emotionally invested in can be oh so beautiful yet oh so painful
#i’ve experienced this a few times and i just experienced it again watching aot finale last night#i’ve been crying all night LMFAOOOO#eren fighting for a freedom he never actually experienced#the cabin… what could’ve been between eren and mikasa#eren and armin telling each other they’ll see each other again in hell#mikasa killing eren…. holding his head…. armin rushing to hold his head…#armin visiting the tombs of eren and mikasa as a old man#jean and connie almost dying#the cycle repeating itself with the little boy at the end#OOOUUUU I BEEN CRYING#i’m gonna have all consuming aot thoughts for the next week then hopefully i can move on with my life#attack on titan final season#attack on titan#aot#shinjeki no kyojin#anime#my movies & shows
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"You know what, I think I've had too much internet today I did not need to read the whole 'grazing teeth' thing and I'd be much better off if I hadn't seen it at all. I really need to purge my memory, I'll be blowing up civilisations if anyone needs me."
#dash commentary#codenamejudas#lissen up you hotshots! ~ { crack }#muse: abelt dessler#DYING LMFAOOOO
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*pees* 💧
✖ i can't believe you've done this.
#x | burning the letters ( ANSWERED. )#rickgrimesdoingrickthings#[ i'm dying lmfaoooo ]#x | keepsakes.#x | alright alright alright ( OOC. )
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omg i checked the wattpad i made when i was ten WHAT WAS THIS LMFAOOOO
theres sm more im CACKLING
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when i based Rex's features (loosely) off old pictures of my grandpa i played a really strange trick on myself because then I grew up and started looking like my one oc who i kept doing awful things to. except like, I may have kind of wanted to look like him but I've never wanted to be him so for a good like year and a half running it freaked me the fuck out to look in the mirror and see a traumatized lizardman looking back at me
#im sure i have several dms to friends like 'oh god am i dying i dont think im eating enough look at me i look like REX' just because like#my cheekbones got a tiny bit more pronounced#i looked at myself in the mirror and caught rex looking back at me - i have the same facial hair plus a moustache these days too because i#am still waiting for the follicles at the corner of my mouth to wake up so i can have the actual facial hair i *want* -#and was just like right. yeah. i did do that to myself in a very literal way didn't i. huh#to be fair it was because i had a weird dream and i wanted to play close to what i imagined in my brain. but yk how it is#even my hair is turning black these days. i keep finding new darker strands. ive been waiting for that to happen since i was ten yes but#also its not going to help much with the resemblance lmfaoooo#red rambles
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Hello! I'm sorry to add in to the overfilled pile of the askbox, but after your second part on Vace's person, I gotta ask. What is your thoughts on Vace in the Disconnect the Array ending? When you romance him by the time of the ending?
help ive never romanced him and done this, does anyone have the text for this for me to look at i'm curious now wwwwwww
#U GUYS STAY TOGETHER THO RIGHT..... FOR ONCE#without even dying in space about it..........#and dw abt askbox crimes#non-prompt stuff usually takes abt two minutes to answer unless i decide to write a whole fucking essay for some reason#which i have done before! guy who is Like This#really its just that i have abt fifty billion prompts i havent done LMFAO and keep accepting more even LMFAOOOO#guy who is besieged by hubris always#asks#va1iant-viridity#teenexo stuff#i may or may not have thoughts abt this after i see caps we shall have to see
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Everyone tells me those girls are finally gay kissing. I need to see but I'm dying
#i must be dying if i dont want to watch rwby its literally out of character for me#but im scared. oh jeez it sounds like im scared of gay kissing lmfaoooo#im scared rwby 9 wont live up to the hype ive been hyped for it since that 101 things about rwby video i watched when i was 11#im not ready! its been 8 years i cant just See it it will be a life changing event for me#what if its like game of thrones 🙊
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