#DYING LMFAOOOO

[general-kalani]

"Hate to be Vincent right about now."

[dragonanon]

I feel like Satan, if his and his S/O were to get married, would not so subtly hold that over Lucifer's head

Like yeah sure, Lucifer rules hell, but at least Satan's marriage isn't on the rocks. Lucifer can rule hell all he wants, Satan can at least hold his own marriage together

Lucifer: “I am the king of Hell! Not you! YOU obey ME!”

Satan: “Lol at least MY wife didn’t divorce me and go MIA.”

Lucifer:

[general-kalani]

"Oh me working with a bird I tamed since they were a fledgling is not comparable to you working alongside Angel? What a double-standard."

"I did not just hear what I think I just heard. Don't try and deep throat it or stick it up your ass. If you want to be turned into a kebab that's how you do it... What am I doing with my life arguing with a ten year old."

general-kalani​:

“We’ve been working alongside each other for years and I’m the one with a weird ‘relationship’ while you publicly called yourself ‘daddy’? Yeah I’m definitely the one with issues.”

“You could’ve but you didn’t that means I’m better than you. Hope you’re not looking at a tentacle though I don’t want to know what you’d do with that in your free time.”

“You can’t stand there and tell me that you work alongside a bird, with a straight face, and not expect me to laugh at you. 

And there aren’t really any official applications that those tentacles were good for. Personal use, though? Whole ‘nother story.”

[jungkook97]

fingers 🫠

[dontgofarfromme]

Watched Anyone But You and I just think if ur gonna do Much Ado About Nothing its rude to just adapt the fun bits and ignore all the themes and social commentary and an entire half of the plot. Like I don't think u get to make Claudio a lesbian for diversity points and then wriggle out of thinking about how the fuck you actually make the story MEAN something after youve made that change by just not adapting the claudio/hero plot at all come onnnnnn

[bugbrains]

being a horror fan when i had long hair: horrible. awful. constantly hit on and quizzed as if i was lying

being a horror fan after i impulsively gave myself the billy loomis cut: peaceful. beautiful. no one will talk to me except other queers and men with daddy issues who look a little scared to make eye contact with me because they think they’ll get medusa’d

[moe-broey]

Men only want ONE THING and it's DISGUSTING (Guy who's uour best friend who's always happy to see you who visibly lights up and sparkles when you enter the room who's comstantly looking out for you and doting on yiu just a little bit and making sure you're taken care of and who you trust so mucj so completely that you can share a bath and sleep side by side amd you'rw. Best Friwneds...)

AND YET. AND YET. Moe has something Worse than self-loathing going on. Like this is just denial at this point. And for WHAT (PSYCHOLOGICAL REASONS. IT'S SO DIRE)

[sungbeam]

no wait... hear me out.

you take the sung away from minsung and keep han jisung locked in ur basement, and i kidnap minho and seal him off in my garage, then we both leave them to rest ☺️🎀

and we go on a cute little platonic date together and make new plans + scenarios 😍🙏🏻⁉️

/j

STOP AHHAHAHAHAH WAIT U MEAN /WE/ WILL GO ON CUTE PLATONIC DATES OR WE'LL GO ON DATES W THEM??? either way im down 😼 (fbi agent, this is a joke, i swear!!)

[radiaking]

Lucy: expresses interest in fucking him

Coop: oh this bitch’ll fuck anything

[general-kalani]

"You know what, I think I've had too much internet today I did not need to read the whole 'grazing teeth' thing and I'd be much better off if I hadn't seen it at all. I really need to purge my memory, I'll be blowing up civilisations if anyone needs me."

[stardustsea]

my sister literally just completely 100% seriously asked me how I can have adhd if I can spend so long on tumblr 💀

[cornrowsandcornbread]

watching the series finale of a show (and it’s actually a good series finale) you are fully and deeply emotionally invested in can be oh so beautiful yet oh so painful

[vuulpecula]

*pees* 💧

✖ i can't believe you've done this.

[ovenstavern]

omg i checked the wattpad i made when i was ten WHAT WAS THIS LMFAOOOO

theres sm more im CACKLING

[bitegore]

when i based Rex's features (loosely) off old pictures of my grandpa i played a really strange trick on myself because then I grew up and started looking like my one oc who i kept doing awful things to. except like, I may have kind of wanted to look like him but I've never wanted to be him so for a good like year and a half running it freaked me the fuck out to look in the mirror and see a traumatized lizardman looking back at me

[ourladyoftheflytrap]

Everyone tells me those girls are finally gay kissing. I need to see but I'm dying