#DRAC IS WHITE

[deadlyhivemindaskblog]

Ah yes, Pimp Lussuria - Shadow

[freaky-flawless]

Does Mattel think people dislike Clawd?

Do people dislike Clawd???

[re-dracula]

obsessed with how Dracula is starting to look more like Jonathan and Jonathan is starting to look more like Dracula

[mango-ti]

Current state of monster high doll leaks and announcements

[mvsic0]

bro thinks she’s on the team

[grimgrinningghost456]

✨Husband shenanigans✨

Vampire Edition🌹🦇

(Vamp) Jonathan: ….You know, I’m kind of sick of having white hair. It makes me feel old

Dracula: Well, You aren’t nearly as old as I am, and white hair at 79 isn’t a spectacle, Johnny. I find it….endearing

Jonathan: I don’t care, I hate it. It draws attention anyway,

Drac: *closing his book and cocking his head to the side* Then why don’t you simply dye it, dear?

Jonathan: *Annoyed* I will then.

🦇 one dye job later🦇

Jonathan: *Trying to cover his pinkish-hued hair* not a word, Vlad

Dracula: …..😌

Some context/inspiration for why Johnny has bad luck with dye. (Also, @0nelittlebirdtoldme , @argyleheir , if either of your Johnnies have white hair, how do they go about blending in? I’m curious)

[candyredterezii]

debating if i should put a 'goal' on my ko-fi but it being for like. one of my Monster High grail dolls at the given moment.

not like being SERIOUS but i think itd be funny/cute.

[scoliosisgoblin]

I thought your ybf art was Adam Sandler like specific Dracula from hotel Transylvania I’m so sorry

OHHHH

man I love Drac in hotel transylvania (only 1, the rest are eh)

anyway I forgot to respond to this, it's what made me draw Vampire Peter so yeah thank you for the inspo ;)

[sadlazzle]

i had enough spare left to afford the drac and clawd valentine’s dolls and i caved … i jst had to hav that clawd in his 70s moment it’s so good idc what anyone says

[girlwithnoface]

idk whats going on at mattel but they need to relax with the monster high collectors releases????

[hotvintagepoll]

re: mrs westenra and other upcoming polls, I want to add more actors of color in the Dracula posts, so I'd like to take suggestions on people I could add to the casting pool. Obviously Hollywood was (is) systemically racist and made it near impossible for actors of color to achieve lasting fame, but many still carved out consistent work in the industry and I’d like to know about them.

I have the usual shortlist of vintage hotties I’m drawing from (so please don't send me icons already posted about), as well as some actors I'm researching on my own, but if you know of any lesser-known Old Hollywood actors of color, particularly those working in character roles and particularly older people (lots of bit parts coming up that need middle aged/older actors), please send them to me. I've trawled the listicles and they don't really work, so I'm looking more for actors you've noticed in films and maybe want to see more of. Thank you!

i forgot to make a mrs. westenra poll!!!!! it will be a day late as I furiously scramble to find 12 perfect milfs.

[freaky-flawless]

speaking of Cupid I also don’t like how they did the black gradients, it looks weird that only her legs have them and the pattern looks weird too, I think its cause its too thin

Yeah the gradient could be a lot better...it isn't as gradual and soft as her G1 version and it looks really out of place since it isn't on her arms as well. Its actually a little jarring since she has so little black in her outfit.

And the pattern on her legs is a little strange. Pretty on its own, but its so delicate and intricate it also just looks a bit out of place. Hopefully it doesn't rub off easily.

[nexo-nex]

i cant believe mh is making me consider to buy a funko of all things

[asterias-record-shop]

fuck yea draculara I was hella into brats when I was a kid but monster high has a special place in my heart bc I love monsters but I will gladly take any type of draculara or drac name willingly -🦇

AH I WAS A MONSTER HIGH KID ALL THE WAY!! i love the movies so much to this day, clawd was my bf when i was little *insert skull emoji cuz i'm on my laptop*

[angstandhappiness]

DUDE

For such a small kid, he can fit so much trauma....

[see-arcane]

Picturing how the Weird Sisters are taking this turn of events now that we know there's a direct psychic feed to Drac-O-Vision once you're vampire'd. Specifically,

Weird Sisters: Who's that 1890's white-haired anime man? Oh! Oh shit! That's Bloodbag Boytoy!

Dracula: I see that.

Weird Sisters: Oh, that's a huge fucking knife

Dracula: I see that too.

Weird Sisters: Fuck him up, Bloodbag! Fuck him up, Bloodbag!

Dracula: First, thank you so much for the support. Second, keep dreaming, even by day I'm fast as hell--AGH FUCK

Weird Sisters: Ha! Mugged your ass!

Dracula: Can you all shut up long enough for me to monologue?

Weird Sisters: Don't think you have time for that.

Dracula: What do you--oh. Oh shit.

Weird Sisters, as Jonathan lizard fashions his way out the window with the kukri in his teeth: Oh shit! :D :D :D

Dracula, sweating: He wouldn't try anything in broad daylight. Not in front of witnesses.

Weird Sisters, as Jonathan prepares to come skin the Count in broad daylight, in front of God and Piccadilly Square: Yeah, you should definitely wait for him to politely not gut you. Just stay right there.

Dracula, running and locking the door behind him: Bah!

Weird Sisters: -laugh-wheezing in the castle-

I can only imagine how things are going now, as he huddles in his last little box of dirt, sailing back to hide in the Carpathians again. He is sincerely debating just going to the first restaurant on land and dying by garlic bread to avoid the welcome waiting for him at the castle.