#DONT JUDGE ME CRINGE IS DEAD

[withacapitalp]

Cocaine Bear AU

BLAME THE SERVER DO NOT BLAME ME

Part Two

“Steeeeeeeve, why are you forcing us to do this?” Dustin groaned, letting his head droop down against his chest as they continued to plod through the woods. 

“Because you guys can’t just sit in my living room every day playing Dragons and Danger with all the curtains drawn,” Steve replied cheerfully, not losing the spring in his step despite the fact that all seven of the kids following him were giving him the evil eye. 

“You know what it’s called. Besides, we don't sit in your living room every day,” Mike complained. 

“Yeah, sometimes we sit by the pool!” El tacked on, adjusting the straps of her bag as she spoke. 

Steve rolled his eyes, shaking his head with a far too fond smile. He turned so he was facing his charges, putting his hands on his hips as he raised a brow. 

“We agreed that you guys would spend one afternoon a week getting fresh air as long as I agreed to babysit you this summer,” He reminded them, quickly checking to make sure they were actually just bellyaching. They looked annoyed and sweaty, but none of them were breathing too hard, and their cheeks were flushed, not pale. 

No heat exhaustion, just lazy fourteen-fifteen year olds who wanted to hide in the house all day long. 

“We only agreed to that because we figured you would forget,” Max muttered, continuing to carefully pick her way over the rocks along the trail, “Or you would be too busy,”

“Since when am I ever too busy for my favorite brats?” Steve asked rhetorically, flipping Dustin’s cap off as the teen walked past him. Dustin growled at him and waved a hand somewhere in Steve’s direction. 

Truthfully, Steve had been too busy for them the past few months. Between starting his community college courses, keeping both of his part time jobs, and continuing his training as a paramedic, he had barely had time to sleep, much less entertain a bunch of high schoolers. 

But now that all of their classes were on break, it was the perfect time to catch up and show them that he meant to keep his promises to them. It was going to be a good summer. Starting with this hike. 

He had it all planned out. They would go up to the peak of blood mountain, eat some lunch, and he would take them for ice cream in town afterward as a reward for sticking it out. It wasn’t exactly a beginner’s trek, but the kids were tougher than they looked. They could handle it. 

“How about this- the first one to get over the crest of the next hill gets to take the beemer for a spin around the parking lot of the school tonight?” Steve offered. 

Instantly all of their previous annoyance vanished. Quick as a flash Erica kicked her brother’s shin, taking out her biggest competitor, and they all began to scramble away from Steve and towards the hill. Lucas hung back rubbing the spot on his leg that she had hit. 

“Son of a-”

“Unless you wanna put a dollar in the jar when we get back you’ll stop that sentence right where it is,” Steve said in a warning tone. Lucas pouted from where he was kneeling, screwing his face into a scowl. Steve contemplated for a second before offering up a hand and a compromise.

“I’ll let you practice tomorrow after basketball practice when it’s just us,” Steve said, breaking into a smile as Lucas grinned up at him and eagerly accepted Steve’s hand. They walked up the rest of the hill together, listening to the others screaming at each other from the other side. 

Steve opened his mouth to tell them to knock it off- he was going to give them each a little bit of driving time if they wanted it- but he was cut off when a body barreled into his stomach. Steve’s arms came up to wrap around the other person automatically, catching Will in a hug as he buried his face into Steve’s chest. 

“What’s wrong?” Steve asked, his heart hammering in his chest as Will didn’t answer, just continued to hang onto Steve in a death grip. 

“What happened?!” He asked the rest as they ran over, still screaming. It was hard enough for him to pick up sounds when it was just one of them, but when they all talked over each other, it was nearly impossible to pick up words inside the wall of sound. But what he did hear made his entire body break out in chills. 

Blood. Hanging. Body. 

“Max,” Steve barked, choosing the kid who was most likely to keep calm and still talk when under this much stress. She understood immediately and shouted to get the others quiet.

“There’s a body in a tree,” She said, looking painfully terrified, “He’s hanging from a bunch of wires? And it’s like, totally bloody.” 

“Mike, El, take Will,” Steve ordered, unlatching the boy from his middle and placing him in between his twin and his best friend. 

The three of them collapsed to the ground in a huddle, muffled sobs coming from the boy in the middle as the other two began to comfort him. Steve’s heart went out to Will, but as much as he wanted to stay right where he was and take care of Will, he knew someone else needed him more right now. 

“The rest of you stay right where you are,” He snapped, hurrying away as his mind slipped into EMT mode. If the person was still alive, they needed triage as soon as possible. 

If they weren’t alive…well he didn’t want his kids to have to see that again. 

“We can help,” Dustin started to say, but Steve cut that idea right off. 

“Stay here!” He yelled over his shoulder, knowing that he only had a few minutes before they inevitably ignored his orders and came over anyway. 

The sight on the other side of the hill was gruesome, to say the least. There was a pretty clearing at the bottom, soft tall grass dotted with wildflowers, but it was marred by splatters of dark red blood all over the place, and the body swaying in the wind. 

He was hanging by a…a parachute? 

Steve’s sneakers kicked up dust as he ran the rest of the way, shoving two fingers against the guy’s neck. A pulse. Thready, and too fast, but there. 

Steve let out an unconscious sigh, looking at the man’s face. His eyes were shut, and his skin was pale, but he was still breathing, and that was a good sign. There was a nasty cut along his arm, and his shirt was ripped in multiple places, but nothing appeared broken as far as Steve could see. There was no way to know about any potential internal damage, but Steve could figure that out after he got him out of the tree. 

And the guy was kind of cute. That wasn’t as important, but his brain filed that away anyway. 

“Is he dead?” A quiet voice came from behind him. 

Steve whirled around to see all of the kids staring at him with wide eyes. 

He had a couple of choices here. He could send them back the way they had come and ask them to flag someone down to call the police. He could take them back himself and leave the guy alone, hoping that nothing happened to him, or he could do the thing that made the most sense, even though it was the most daunting. 

“Not yet,” Steve said, making a decision, “Dustin, give me your knife. Let’s get him down and back to my place.” 

[11queensupreme11]

Hello!! I'm sorry to bother you I just had a question about the reaction fic your planning on writing. I was curious if you would keep the scenes were Annabeth/Anthonius was... borderline abusive. (I get people like this ship, but I personally don't because of Annabeths behaviour. How she treats Percy genuinely makes me uncomfortable. I think that if the genders were reversed, there would have been outrage but because people are more likely to disregard abuse in a relationship if the male is the victim) or will you change them to be something that is less abusive?

The moments I am referring to are where she hits him in the shins, punches him (she does this when percy doesn't ask her to dance), is rude to Rachel or literally any girl who Percy is friends with (kinda seemed like she was intentionally isolating him from his friends to me😶), how he literally says that he feels liek he need to be careful of what he says to her or she'll hit him, the parallels between her calling him seaweed brain and Gabe calling him brain boy. And these are just in the PJO series, not the HOO series. I could go on, but I dont want to seem rude or anything like that😅.

I only ask cuz I'm fairly certain that the ROR world, both Humans and Gods, would want him dead for this. Because the genders are reversed, the Gods and Humans would be more likely to call out Anthonius abuse than they would Annabeth. Not just because it ✨️Percy✨️ but because they are adults who can recognize what behaviour is not ok from a significant other.

(Also, I'm not judging people if they like Annabeth, or Percabeth, there are just... so many things about Annabeths treatment of Percy that disturb me. Also not judging if you decide to leave these scenes in for any reason, it is your fic. I was just curious and couldn't figure out how to word this better😅)

yeah, i'm keeping those scenes! i had a rant about this in my older fics, percabeth doesn't really seem abusive to me like yeah there were bad moments like the ones you mentioned, but i cringed more cuz it honestly just seemed like rick was trying too hard to make annabeth a "badass" cuz if you remember, back when these books were written "strong female character" = loud, rude, sassy girl that hits boys, oooooh so badass! 😅😅

but yes ur also right that now that the genders are reversed, people (the characters and even the readers tbh) would be more against it.

i don't know how much of those instances were in the first book cuz i'm only up to that, but maybe i did change scenes, maybe i didn't. idk, i'm intermixing it with the tv show so some stuff may have been removed to fit it, but i wasn't thinking about those annabeth scenes so i can't say if they've been removed or not from book 1 at least

as for book 2, i also don't know cuz i might intermix it with the show once season 2 hits!

but for the books after that? yeah i'll probs keep it the same cuz i just don't see much of a reason to change it 😅

[saint-hymn]

Actually please do go on about what guns everyone would have/use 👀

ANON DONT ENABLE MY CRINGEEE NOOO

as a disclaimer i'm working off knowledge off the top of my head so they wont be like 100% accurate but then who else in the dsmp fandom is as insane as i am. also i'm only doing characters i'm a bit confident about because if the silent majority considers me mischaracterizing and genuinely cringe i will explode into shrapnel

also, this is excluding firearms that don't shoot bullets, because giving c!wil an RPG-7 is 1. too funny 2. actually accurate 3. he would have it in game given the chance but it's far less poetic

i'll probably add more as i get more confident pinning down each character's quirks, stay tuned

with that said,

c!Wilbur

as an alternative to "literally everything that launches explosives, honestly, have you seen the man?" and "he just throws a mortar round around for fun" a shotgun.

more specifically, a Winchester Model 97 -- famed for it's ability to literally "slamfire" or fire as fast as you can pump it. it's loud; every shot is a point made, 9 fuck-yous launched at 396 meters per second. it's a cloud of metal punching you in the face up close and personally. 5 rounds in the tube and 1 in the chamber, though, the proceeding violence is brief and explosive; don't throw away even a single shot

its solidly made, takes a beating, and most importantly: it's dangerous if you're not more than careful with it

c!Tommy

toms gets a DMR — a Designated Marksman Rifle, or "we just took this assault rifle (that's made for close- and medium-range combat) and put high hopes into it (be something for medium-long range combat, too short for proper sniper rifles and too long for regular assault rifles)

most of the time there aren't any big accurization modifications to it. you just slap a longer barrel and a scope on it. it's trying to fill some pretty large shoes better fit for a proper battle rifle. always needs to be something bigger than itself

specifically it's a DMR'd AR-10; reliable enough, could take a beating, well-known, well-rounded, and well-loved.

i have a headcanon that it'd have a piece of green cloth around its handguard for a better grip. its from tubbo.

c!Quackity

oh you've been waiting for this

that is a Colt Peacemaker (officially the Single Action Army) and it can be chambered in (fit) a lot of different calibers (bullet size) but i'm picking .45 ACP

it's engraved, of course it is. pearl grip. a status symbol and a symbol of power, more than anything

twice as loud and twice as shiny as god's own. every trigger pulled and crack is a sharp punctuation. precise, pinpoint bad day for whatever is on the wrong end of it. a true classic!

very much well loved honestly you ask someone to draw an old timey revolver and they'd probably draw the peacemaker's silly little hump (or a variation of Smith and Wesson's stuff, i don't judge)

Schlatt would probably have something like this. Quackity probably wrenched it off his dead body and re-engraved it to spit on the man one last time

[spookythesillyfella]

hey mutual just wanted to say i've been seeing your posts floating across my dash every now and then and i wanted to tell you that you are worth sososososososoossoo much. like so much. i love seeing you in my notes and on my dash and i cannot imagine a tumblr without you, much less a world. you are a SPOOKY SILLY FELLA and theres a serious deficit of those bad boys round these parts. also i DO want to hear you rant about your dhmis ocs because you being cringe is COOL and SWAG and would make people HAPPY. overall ya you're really freaking cool. and dont feel like you gotta know a fuck ton of languages to have more worth. so you know one language, so what? almost everyone only knows one language. you are so freaking swag and i dont want you thinking you're not. i know i dont really know shit about you and you can brush this off as romanticized parasocial mush if you wanna, but im being sososo fr when i say you're an amazing human being. just being alive gives you worth. the carbon molecules that make up your stardust body are so special. i love you.

ouufff ..... thank you . moothie ......

thankz for the kind wordz regarding my cringe nature ; itz good to remember the fact that "cringe iz dead" . but still very hard to shake off the fear that im gonna end up in some sort of compilation or get mean askz and commentz in regardz to my content – im alwayz scared that people are watching and judging me and ridiculing me by trying to be "nice" n stuff . y'know ?? ahaha

i dunno why i got so hung up on the "i cant speak a lot of languagez thing" – my best guess iz that my friendz who know multiple languagez are really expressive in their writing and i just really wanna be like them hehh

thank you for all the nice thingz youve typed out !!! <33 it genuinely meanz a lot to me . even if i dont have the capacity to properly word a response

[kamari3]

Another Vent Post

(typed this on my phone)

I just saw someone else on twitter say what I wanted to say so I'm gonna say it too.

It really makes me uncomfortable when people say "i'm not proship but i'm not anti: i'm normal." Because what I internalize from that is that you aren't willing to stand in solidarity with me.

At best, it means you dont have the energy or time to engage in activism and you want to curate you experience to avoid as much drama/conflict as possibe. i get that. the way you said it made me feel unsafe, and if i were a little less wise i would immediately interpret the statement as you saying you also want to hurt me, but i get it.

you dont have to get into fights you dont want to. you have every right to curate your experience no matter what side of the issue you fall on, and i will support you doing so 100%. no exceptions. no matter how upset i get, this fact does not change.

But you saying that could also mean you do also want me dead and just dont have the time or energy to shoot me yourself.

Yes, I get that it's cringe to have convictions about internet things. but this isnt dying on a hill about how fuckable you think hatsune miku is. this is about whether or not you are willing to support your community.

and whether you like it or not, the internet is also a community you are taking part of. you are literally here.

Like. Bro.

What do you even mean by "i'm not proship or anti, the whole thing is stupid"?

Do you mean it's stupid to have an opinion about how you treat other people?

Do you mean it is stupid to have an opinion about freedom of speech and censorship?

Are you trying to make me ashamed for caring about a political issue just because it most prominently affects online communities, and the farther reaching implications and impacts on these stances aren't obvious and dont use the same jargon?

(surely you know that the proship/anti issue runs parallel to the democrat/republican issue, and the anti-authoritarian/authoritarian issue. surely you know it also runs parallel with the queer/bigotry issue, since it uses all the same arguments and rhetoric. and the sex-work/puritanical issue. and the trans/transphobia issue. surely you understand that just because these political stances have nuances, differences of purpose and circumstance and vocabulary, doesnt mean they arent interconnected. they all still have threads of commonality and logic that interconnect them in parody and parallel. surely you get that the underlying root problem is a difference of ethics thats permeates nearly every polar difference of opinion and that talking about one leads to talking about all of them. surely you understand that these are nearly the same words in different languages and cultures-)

Do you actually mean, "i also think all you nasty proshippers are morally bankrupt and i hope you all die, but i dont have the energy to be a political activist so i will just let the ones that do rip you apart while i watch?"

Do you mean, "i also think that thought policing is wrong and that we shouldn't be judged for or treated badly for our fantasy/fiction indulgences, but i just dont think that it is worth getting into a fight over, and therefor i will not help you when other people harass and abuse you over fiction?"

i understand the idea of wanting to curate which labels you identify yourself with. you dont have to use the labels of proship or anti if those arent for you. but declaring the argument stupid or that anyone who has strong stances on it "needs to touch grass" only does harm. you arent making it clear whose side you are on. and while it sucks that there are sides to pick in the first place, that doesnt change that the sides are there and the fence is up.

and i'm not sorry to say that i trust someone who picks the side of the fence that wants to protect my person and my agency and my freedoms a lot more than someone who thinks me arguing my right to those is stupid.

idk maybe it IS terminally online to think controlling other people's fiction and personal life choices is bad. maybe it IS terminally online to say queers deserve to enjoy their media and representation too. maybe it IS terminally online to say "hey, maybe we shouldnt tell people their intrusive thoughts make them bad people". maybe it IS terminally online to say adults deserve the agency to be able to consent to whatever sex they want with other consenting adults, and that includes fictional sex acts they read, write, draw, and look at drawings of (wherein the artist consented to share the work, and the consumer has the agency to choose whether they view it or not, and change that at any time).

i dont think it is. but i'm just one person who has loud annoying opinions.

[s00ths4yingz0di4c]

coiner of imagesexual/romantic, fakeheartic, cosmoveric, absolutesolvic

yo!! i'm hunter (im 20 yej), i'm also known as wolf, revolver / rev, uzi, and reshiram / reshi. im sollunarclipsic and/or transmasc nonbinary (he/they/xe/astra/zap) and gay as fucc, see my pronouns page for my neopronouns, xenogenders, and all the other names i use!!!

im also experimenting with the names dusk and tranquil, so if you want to refer to me with those names i don't mind!!

this post is way too FUCKING long so feel free to read this before-the-cut stuff n leave it at that idrc i wrote this for me anyways (/hj)

we're broke, nobody in my house is working, and we're literally starving (/srs)

i block minors that interact with my content, sorry abt that. its nothing personal, i just dont want kids in my space!! i will prolly forget why i blocked you like 3 years down the line so i might not unblock

IF YOU'RE COMING FROM MY PROFESSIONAL SOCIALS, ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE BECAUSE I AM NOT PROFESSIONAL HERE, SEE MY BSKY FOR PROFESSIONAL CONTENT

CRINGE CULTURE IS DEAD, so i'm gonna be cringe on main!!!!! im a therian AND a furry, so im ultra levels of cringe aren't i? BITE ME

yes i format my page like a 15 year old so what?? i never mentally recovered past middle school anyways

im medically diagnosed with major depressive disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, borderline personality disorder, ADHD, and bipolar 1 disorder........................... ya boi is fucked up got damn (im being medicated for everything and i'm getting therapy don't worry)

in other news, i publish books under the name hunter bunnyfields !!

theres tons of stuff under the cut including the fandoms im into, if my edit requests are open, my kin list, my tags, and my social media!

DO YOUR DAILY CLICK OR ILL BITE YOU

by the way fuck the algorithm tumblr can suck my metaphysical dick

if you want to you can send me asks about any of the fandoms im into or ships i like just be wary about sending spoiler content (like endings or other paths) unless i've explicitly posted about it before

i'm not gonna bother listing all my ships bc a lot of them are pretty obvious just bc of these post dividers (hunter route is best route fight me idgaf i speak the truth, and im into blondes) but feel free to send me other ships (i will judge you harshly for them /silly)

so moving on, the fandoms im into & games i like include: sonic, cotl, fnaf, pokemon, hyv games (except tot), undertale, space leaper, afterl!fe, nimona, lackadaisy, minecraft: story mode, professor layton, fnf, bluey, afk journey, hollow knight, mystery skulls animated, resident evil, steven universe, portal, prodigal son, crash bandicoot, ddlc, iron lung, ispwm, nichijou, futurama, coraline, shrek/puss in boots, musicals (bmc, deh, heathers, etc.), fields of mistria, nso

my hyperfixations that i never stfu about no matter what im currently into are: murder drones, danganronpa, aphmau, my little pony, cookie run, warrior cats, vocaloid/sekai, promare, the legend of zelda, adventure time, camp buddy, ninjago, what lurks beneath, stardew valley, dynasty warriors (specifically 6), minecraft

some things i'm looking to get into/games i'm one day planning to play/tv stuff i wanna watch include: left 4 dead, before your eyes, nine sols, a plague tale, dust: an elysian tale, kingdom hearts, sky, skyrim, klonoa, life is strange, fire emblem, ori & the will of the wisps, somali and the forest spirit, beastars, brand new animal, yellowstone, wicked, the spiderverse, lego monkey kid, the bad guys, turning red

feel free to ask me about any of them idrc i like talking!!!!!!!! i also forget that im in most of these fandoms half the time and i'm sure there's more i've forgotten to add im just stupid

dont send me spoilers from the things im not into ill block you lol

anyways if you wanna talk stuff i used to be a fan of, then you can also talk to me about: tadc, tower of fantasy, food fantasy, mystic messenger, deltarune, the walking dead (+ fear & world beyond), ace attorney, mario, among us, tmnt, league of legends, p5 (+ royal), honkai impact 3rd, detroit: become human, bnha, chunibyou, higurashi, alien nine, regular show, harry potter (ew, i know), anything disney/pixar tbh, zootopia, dc/marvel, yttd

just keep in mind when talking about the above things that i have not kept up with/indulged in content from these series in probably years, so my memory might be shot for a lot of them. i may not remember stories/characters/titles too well, so yeah just fair warning

yes im a kinnie no i don't care about doubles no i won't tell you my full kin list i'll just randomly drop the fact i kin characters sometimes (this is a lie; i have pretty much all of my kin names on my pronouns page, i've just got some of em as friends only lmao)

if you want a few characters/creatures i heavily identify with, if it wasn't already obvious by my intro, my mains are: freminet from genshin impact, uzi from murder drones, moxie from the lonely wolf series, reshiram & lugia from pokemon, & hunter from camp buddy

some of my other major kins include wanderer, herrscher of sentience, vflower, ivypool, jayfeather, starlight glimmer, kokichi ouma, surge the tenrec, kieran (pkmn), finn (at), and lio fotia

i kin more characters those are just the main ones, i'm the worst combination of all your least favourite character tropes!!!!

feel free to ask me about my kins if you want, or ask what kin shift im in idrc, i dont kin shift that much anymore but sometimes i do, i have tons of kin names on my pronouns page so there's that too

i do edits and moodboards sometimes??? i guess?? sometimes i'll make icons or whatever, sometimes i do fancy dividers, hell did you guys know im an artist?? i do art sometimes too, occasionally i do sprite edits if i feel like it but i'm not that good at replicating artstyles so shrugs, mainly just do ur classic 2018 tumblr edits here

so uh if you want some icons or whatever the fuck else i listed

✨ Feel Free To Send Requests ✨

i don't have much of a blacklist other than don't be weird about ships (so no pr*sh*p stuff) and don't ask for nsfw/gorey stuff

but i do edits pretty rarely so don't expect a lot from me lmaooo

for some reason i also made tags for some of my bs ramblings so stuff usually tagged with .txt is miscellaneous bullshit i post (ocasionally some of my posts are funny, i think)

some, but not all of them, may include: legendary post archive.txt, the brainrot.txt, random.txt, art.txt, psa.txt, save.txt/saves.txt, asks.txt, fave.txt signal boost.txt, promo.txt, random.txt, textingronpa.txt, the journal.txt, ask meme.txt

most of my personal ramblings go under random.txt but occasionally i add other stuff, so if the tumblr search function allows you to peruse the tags go ahead idrc if you do

in particular my primary tag is 'the journal.txt', as this is where most of my rambling about my novel series go, i've been working on the series since 2015 so i don't like to shut the hell up about it lmfao

a lot of my posts are LONG POSTS, so if you don't wanna see long posts please blacklist the 'long post tw' tag bc that's what i normally tag them as!!! yes, i mean it, ill post them a lot

if you see something tagged as 'ask meme.txt' whether you're scrolling through my blog or i just reblogged it, you can send me shit for it and i'll find the original psot i swear, send me shit from 13 years ago idgaf ill answer it bc im bored

stuff that goes into 'the brainrot.txt' is usually random fandom shit that pretty much has made a permanent place in my brain, despite my current obsession being different this shit somehow always manages to have a grip on me, and i use this tag a lot so lmao

hey i have a shit ton of ✨ social media ✨ and ✨ miscellaneous bullshit websites ✨ if you wanna check em out, idk why you'd wanna do that tho all my cringeposting is already here

BLUESKY || TOYHOU.SE || MY OFFICIAL WEBSITE REDBUBBLE || FANDOM WIKIA || TWITCH || AO3 SQW || WATTPAD || DEVIANTART  || ARTFIGHT COMICFURY || MAIN YOUTUBE || GAMEJOLT PATREON || POKEFARM || FANDOM YOUTUBE

i've got some accs i'm only leaving up to ward off impersonators so i'm not linking them here but if you want to know what they are idrc if you just ask me through the askbox or whateve

[trudemaethien]

8 TV shows to get to know me

i wasn’t going to do this but then i decided you know what there are some shows that helped define me and which i love and can quote so (in no particular order)

Sense8

Star Trek: Voyager

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Firefly

Merlin (BBC)

Supernatural

Cowboy Bebop

Inu Yasha

listen, cringe is dead ok. im killing it over and over again. dont judge me

[aamaranthiine]

🔥🔥🔥

unpopular opinions implored by @onepiecc

🔥 The rendition of unicorns being cloven hooved, lion tailed and sometimes having beards and manes are the best aesthetic wise and you wont change my mind. I immensely dislike the horse-with-a-horn, MLP and other (in my opinion) dumbed down visuals of unicorns. While they may be valid representations of the ever evolving mythos of unicorns, I do not care for them and any unicorn character I have is always going to be far removed from those simplified aesthetics.

🔥 Personally, I do not care if people follow/show interest in others with the sole intent to ship (romantically/sexually) with another. As long as you are honest and upfront with your preference, and the interest is reciprocated? Have at it. I know its a general consensus that people want variation in their interactions and that is also what I follow along with, but I dont judge others if they are rping just because they like the romantic/sexual aspect of things. Just tag it appropriately and dont be creepy about it. PS: if you follow me with the only intent to romance amalthea, i probably wont reciporcate well. i have very few ships for a reason (she's fickle.)

🔥 Cringe is dead. We're all smashing dolls together, whether canons or ocs. Make that crossover au. Make that headcanon. Yell into the void about how much you love your muse!!!!!

[nerdygirlwithanxiety]

Anthony's character short 2- Monochrome Laughter and Spirits;

BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!! Anthony stretched and grunted "fuck me" he groan getting out of the bed putting on a black and red robe and some soft purple slippers stumbling toward the door. Once he open the door a happy female black and white clown appeared cheerfully " GOOD MORNING KIDDO!" She yelled "I made you coffee!" She cheer. The goth smiled "thanks Jill" he accepted the cup walking toward the living room couch and sat down sipping his coffee. Jill layed on the table legs kicking in the air "sooo..what's the plan today kiddo?" She asked excitedly. The male look at her rasing a brow "um...honestly not sure. I don't exactly have a planned" he admit, she hasp offended like " Anthony Thorns Kurosaki" Jill said offended like "I really hate it when you used my full name like that" he groan "How COULD you not have anything planned for your birthday?" She crossed her arms offended. Anthony shrug "guess older you get the more bor-" Jill cover his mouth "shhh..let's go to smiles pub" she said hugging him. The 5'3 male sigh and smile "yeah ok...guess we can celebrate me being 23 at a bar" he chuckle. Jill squeal excitedly "and maybe even get you a ✨️boyfriend✨️!!" She clap excitedly. Anthony cringed at that planned "please dont" he chuckle as the two walk out Jill cheered "oh cmon Tony there's gotta be someone out there for you! Afterall I'm not going to always protect you" Jill was right on that note. There was someone for him. Someone for HIM but..due to unfortunate circumstances that someone died. There's a chance in he's in heaven...or so Anthony thought. As they continue walking and talking and occasionally judge some people clothes and laughing at eachothers jokes, Anthony would suddenly feel someone was going through his pocket so instinctly he summon his scythe and pointed it...at a little girl?? "Huh?" Anthony put his scythe down hearing the small grunted "hey watch it you dick!" She whined getting up dusting herself off. Jill look back "Anthony? What is it?" The clown ask "it's a girl" he responded. The clown blink "what girl?" She said confused. Anthony look at Jill "the one infront of me" he pointer "I'm dead you idiot" the ghost girl protested Anthony jolted "oh...I'm sorry, are you ok?" He asked. The girl stomped offendedly and cross her arms "more or less. Hey how come can you see me?"... that question...that damned question. He chuckle "honestly...I don't know. I guess that's one of my seven wonders. How can I see ghost?" He ask in response. Jill frown sadly "oh no....'she sounded sad. A dead ghost girl. What's worse was the fact she looks ten. "How did she died?" Jill ask Amthony. It was silent for a second but he responded "she was murdered by a man with no face but wore a suit..." he responded "slender." They both said tensedly. This was the opportunity that Anthony needed "hey...you got up and close toward that asshat. Jill and I are planning a Rebellion against Slender and Zalgo to save humanity. How Bout you join us? In return let's say you get peace and be able to escape Purgatory. Or better yet a second chance of life. Your choice" he said as his right hand started to glow. The girl thought about it "I wanna find my friend frankie" she said. This stunned Anthony but made him chuckle "or that yeah..I can do that" he smile "that in that case. I'll do it. My names Amy" she smile shaking his right hand. He felt the power serged into him "Anthony. My names Anthony Kurosaki. " he responded in such a dark tone that was extremely anonymous like. After the deal was shut tight Jill clap excitedly "ok enough introductions let's party and celebrate some birthdays!" The clown said killing the mood. Anthony groaned "jiiill..." as the two bicker Amy giggle. Seems like the ghost girl found her newly found family as the three walked toward smiles pub.

But once arrive and sat down the three heard a voice "HEY EVERYBODY LETS PARTY!!" A voice yelled with everyone booing. Jill gasp excitedly "look Anthony there's jack and a cute blond boy that looks about your age" Anthony groan turning around he spat out some beer and hide under the table blushing "shitshitshit what is he doing here!?" He mumbled. Amy look confused "um-" "How is he alive!?" He mumbled watching the two sitting down ordering drinks "earth to Anthony is everything o-" before Jill finish her sentence Anthony cover Jill's mouth "SHHHH!!" He hushed her "hey don't you- hey hey where are you going!?" Jill motioned. Anthony spat into his hand fixed his hair putting on sunglasses and sat by the blond "one bud light please and one blue moon for blonde here" he pointed " WHAT HEY WHO- wait zeke? What the fuck are you doing here?" Anthony smirk hearing the voice. Guess his suspicion was right. He's not in heaven or hell. He's just as stuck in Purgatory as he is. "Well birdie if you must know..I'm out drinking with a few friends " he chimned

Jill groaned "and already he's acting cocky. Oh well at least he's socializing " she smiled proudly "wonder if he's a good match for him! Hehe " she's already shipping them "oh I should get him a present" she clap then realized "oh right Anthony didn't give me the spell to see or hear you yet. I can wait" she smiled watching the boys talking.

Want to know what happens next? Well toon in soon when I started posting chapter one of creeps remake! Dawm underworld arc!!

[baconcolacan]

KC interacting w/ everyone else gave me a stroke. Sorry for the swap asks, im just, im just too invested it'll be my demise. Anyways, ready?

1 how would Red and Blue (KC) react to THEMSELVES from regimen?

2 i was curious, does A.K. know about what happened to Tords arm and Toms eyes? Does he know the story behind his parent's quite important injuries? But most importantly, who caused them and how

3 look, i know i know, and i apologize in advance but hear me out, im just, just feeding your imagination- your creativity, yeah! Its, its for your sake..

..so, what if Church's Grimm met Stay and Regimen- I KNOW CG might not even be finished and its the least of your priorities!- but its so different- i cant help but wonder how the others would react to a younger version of them, that isnt in war, ruling, in the military, but are..different in their own way. Also we dont know much about them- And in this one, Tom is quite literally *dead* so im quite curious of how they'd face his spirit, or ghost (who probably has a supernatural power that could be dangerous..or useful..)

I hope you're doing well and taking breaks, you can skip last ask if it spoils too much or for whatever reason! Please remember to appreciate yourself, also know that Castling was fire and insanely fun to read! leader x leader au *chefs kiss* could go on about it for hours, istg you're really out to get us with that talent of urs

PHEW OK CONFERENCE TABLE ASKS LETS GO!

If Red met R.L. I think he'd be very understanding of why he's like that. They virtually have the same goals, although Red isn't as power hungry, he knows that he's more than willing to mutilate the entire world for his own selfish goals, which both he and R.L. will happily admit to. He might be a bit uncomfortable with how off the rails R.L. is mentally, but it's not like he has any room to really judge, he's not as sane and sound as he likes to pretend to be anyway....

If Blue met Tom. Well first of all, Tom wouldn't react too well to the fact that Blue is essentially a mirror of his own Tord, they're both military leaders with a proclivity to violence, and Tom is still at the stage where he's trying to justify everything he's ever done. Blue on the other hand, will happily admit that he's doing what he's doing for his own sake, and since when have we ever cared about other people? They mean nothing to us, might as well have some fun.

Blue thinks this version of himself is pretty funny for being so uptight about his "morals". Then again...he might still have something to lose, so he supposes that's just natural.

2. All AK was ever told when he asked about his parents' injuries was that it was an accident, and that it happened when they were out in an active war theatre. Tord wanted to admit that it was his fault, but Tom stopped him because, to be frank, it wasn't really his fault, he started the war sure, but he wasn't the one that sent the bomb towards them.

3. HSASFJ OK I'll just give a general answer to this for all the aus cause I cant write them all one by one at the moment.

I think, on the side of the Tords, they'd all be surprised that a clearly younger version of themselves (CG Tord is in his early 20s) is such a wallflower, cringing away whenever there are eyes on him or hiding as much as he can in his hoodie. KC and Stay Tord would be pretty sympathetic, Regimen Tord would be appalled at how "weak" he presents himself.

CG Tord just hates looking at them, they're all marked by death, the veil is touching all of their souls, and they're damned. What does that say about his own fate?

The Toms on the other hand, I doubt they'll be able to see their CG version, so I'll just stick with their reaction to CG Tord. KC and Stay Tom will think CG Tord is absolutely precious, more so with Stay Tom because he reminds him of when his husband was a shy little nerd bird teenager, always refusing to go outside to hangout with them unless it involved something he really likes.

Regimen Tom thinks he's creepy, especially because CG Tord would stare at him a lot.

God, what the fuck, now there's a stereotypical creepy ghost-seeing version of Tord who seems to be interested in him?? Fucking kill him now.

HAHAHA AND TY FOR LIKING CASTLING! I'm actually surprised that there isn't a lot of Red x Blue fics out there?? Like damn, I love a dynamic where they're on equal ground, why isn't there a lot more fics like that?? HKDSJFHHG FINE I'LL DO IT MYSELF.

Awkward. They'd be awkward about it.

Let's say, hypothetically, they both get spat out into the Stayverse. Freakouts and initial explanations aside, Tord and Tom take advantage of their temporary presence to leave their son with them while they do RA stuff (after they vet them ofc, they dont just trust their son with anyone, even if it's another version of themselves.)

Red and Blue aren't sure how to react around AK, seeing as he's their son in another life. Red would definitely be the one whispering shit to Blue like; "Does he want..a hug? Kids like hugs right?? How do I- do I just open my arms or...?"

"No you fu-"

"Don't swear in front of the child, Blue."

"Piss off!"

They stop being awkward eventually because AK will force them to watch cartoons and build legos with him.

Regimen: :]

Stay: Well, of course they still have fights sometimes, and they're both bullheaded and too prideful to back down, but this time since they're older, they don't escalate their fights like they used to anymore, and would much rather prefer to separate and cool off.

Although, Tom has more of a penchant to hold on to his anger than Tord, who would often feel much better after letting out his frustrations in explosively violent ways. This would of course, lead to Tord wanting to talk but Tom is still seething, therefore would not want to talk to him yet.

His silent treatment often leads to Tord being a bit gloomy but definitely more snappy, which would lead to days in the RA where he would be a bit more unforgiving with his army and how they run their operations.

It'll be tense for a while, until Matt steps in to gently remind Tom that he needs to actually talk with his husband if he wants to sort things out.

I'm not sure if you wanna know what happens with KC Tord, as Blue's silence often means he's getting paraded around again like a showgirl, so he'd be more irritated and aggressive than usual, which would bring Blue back to the warfront.

Stay: Tom would recognize immediately that Tyler is biologically his son (Due to his hellhound genetics lmao). He'd probably act a little bit stiff towards him, only because he's trying to be polite, as every bit of his instincts are on the fritz, telling him he has to protect his progeny.

Tord would probably clock in on his husband wanting to adopt the kid, and would come to the same conclusion that Tyler might be related to him in some way. I think he'd be more neutral but warm towards Ty, since he doesn't have a personal tie with him.

Regimen: I really don't think you want Tyler to be in this universe lmao. Both Tom and Tord would be pretty cold with him, especially Tord if he figures out Tyler is related to Tom. at worse he might even kill him. And like I said before, this Tom isn't good with kids, so he'd try his best to avoid Tyler at every chance he can get.

Sorry Ty :[

[nightfallsystem-moved]

Go fucking hang yourself on a tree you son of a bitch. Your posts aren't even that funny or interesting. Plus, you're a fucking furry (🤮), a faker of mental illness, a weirdo who pretends they're an animal, a user of ridiculous pronouns, and a coiner of fake "genders", all at once. You also believe that cringe culture is dead, when it's still alive. Plus, you use those cringe emoticons. It's 2023, why are you still unable to become normal?

hmm, ill humor you. i think the suicide baiting is a bit over done now though buddy :/ like do better??? its just really overused and i think you should try better?

the anti furry part might be ok but it seems that youre just jealous i have a hobby and i just feel bad for you now. the faker of mental illness part doesnt even apply to me as ive never even claimed to have a mental illness? so minus points for that one. the whole "weirdo who pretends theyre an animal" thing also doesnt apply? you shouldve sent that while my otherkin alters were fronting, try better, minus points for that. i do like the "a user of ridiculous pronouns" though, cuz thats more of a compliment to me so thank you!!! ^_^ . idk how to feel about the "and a coiner of fake "genders"" because gender is a social construct and kind of stupid imo, like gender is indeed in your head, so your head can be like "yeah ur gender is [x]" and you cant do much about it, so again, minus points for that one.

the "You also believe that cringe culture is dead" thing is honestly just weird, it is dead buddy, WE'RE ON TUMBLR.COM, all of us are cringe but that makes us free. to be honest like everyone who participates in cringe culture is, like actually really sad :( i mean you spend all your time caring about harmless stuff that people do, instead of going outside, spending time with your friends and loved ones, etc. so honestly instead of making me feel insulted i just genuinely feel bad for you, so again, minus points for that one.

I do think the "plus, you still use those cringe emoticons" is kind of funny, because its just emoticons, and its better than using 🙂 because most emojis just dont get my point across yknow, im feeling ^_^ not 😊. Your last sentence, "It's 2023, why are you still unable to become normal" thing is like lowkey really funny to me, because, buddy... youre not normal. like, im sorry to break it to you but it really isnt normal to be this upset about people just being themselves on the internet tbh. and then to like act on it? and send a lame ask about it? thats really weird... i mean you seem to kind of like me to go through all the effort of writing this to send it to me... do you have a crushhhh????? o_O i wont judge

so to rate this out of 10, considering this more made me kinda shy but it did make me laugh, probably a 3.7/10. you should really try better tbh, come back with better content.

[jcfoxington]

for the character ask thingy :: i will literally never get tired of hearing you gush about Jasculs, pls give me the wholesome jackie content

send me a character and i'll answer these questions about them

favorite thing about them

his dedication to choosing to be and do better by his loved ones not in spite of but along with his trauma

least favorite thing about them

it isnt directly something about him, rather something that's the consequence of who he is, but: explaining to someone who doesnt know him what he is. cringe is dead and all that but "demon-possessed shapeshifting dragon who looks like just a really buff elf accidentally becomes dad" makes me feel like im gonna get judged for all my sins

favorite line

you say that like i can remember or find any of the dialogue ive written for him smh

brOTP

nali and jackie 100%

OTP

im sorry you want me to pick between jasalore, khadckie and jassalarian (mackie???) ? i love all of them equally for different reason i cant pick a favorite and also it is illegal

nOTP

jackie x a calm, trauma-free, happy life (kidding). i dont think ive actually ever encountered a notp for him? my best bet would be something like jackie x illidan or jackie x kayn sunfury

...do you think there's rumors running around within the illidari about why jackie left and changed his name and everything? like, with how closely he worked with kayn (righthand of the slayer) and orion (the slayer) and the fact he was always seen with them, do you think there's rumors about a lovers quarrel and jackie lost the illidari in the divorce?

random headcanon

he eats pumpkins and watermelons whole. with the crust and seeds and everything

unpopular opinion

he deserves more pain and to be broken :)

song i associate with them

oh so many. here's his playlist. check out the Perfect/Too Good At Goodbyes Mashup because im having feelings about that one right now - how, until kina, jackie's go-to coping mechanism was running away, and she's the reason he's trying to Not Do That

favorite picture of them

this bitch! that i will apparently never be able to top! what the fuck!

[fraemlingg]

im just gonna freestyle this text so this is not gonna be very thought through or whatever but literally i am so incredibly sick of social media i am sooo sick of that ugly AI slop everywhere and algorithms and ads and everything being designed to keep us glued to our screens no matter the consequences

i am sick of monetarisation i am sick of posting my art online literally begging for people to like my posts in hopes of being able to make at least a lil money with my art one day it feels like im selling myself out and its so fucking far from authentic like im a tattoo artist and so i follow a bunch of other tattoo artists and although they all have such amazing unique styles everything feels so performative and i KNOW that every single one of them feels the same and its so fucking sad that we cant really do anything about it

and im not trying to sound pretentious but i?? kinda hate meme culture?? it pisses me off?? can we not have normal inside jokes anymore why are 10 people sending me funny little posts even though they know i will not look at them (and like rlly truly no offense bc i know they do it bc they love me and think of me and i love them for it and i appreciate it in one way or another im not being judgy rn thats not my point). i want to write letters not dms but i feel like if i were to say that i might be called "cringe" which yknow is a concern i already expressed in another post and might be a me-problem but as ethel cain said it so fantastically nothing is taken seriously anymore and i hugely blame social media and meme culture

and like pls keep enjoying ur memes im again not judging just speaking from my subjective experience and that experience is that it caused me brainrot im not sure i'll ever be able to fix and that SUUUUCKS dude we all got dragged into phone addiction without a fucking choice and it will just get worse and worse and worse

i watched LuvstarKeis youtube video on why you should make a website and i think they (i looked everywhere for their pronouns sry if i got it wrong ;w;) have such good points i rlly enjoy their youtube videos in general. so yea in the long run i think im gonna create a website (or two to separate tattoos n music), post it to instagram with a statement, and then im gonna "leave instagram". putting that in "" bc im gonna keep my instagram but only so people can dm me for appointments or other things bc i dont wanna give out my telegram and people these days are too damn lazy to write a single email (even dj bookers lol it pisses me off a bit like what do i have this mail for then). like why are people using AI to write emails pls make it stop sometimes we have to do things that are inconvenient and that is actually a GOOD thing my fucking god, same thing goes for physical media like dvds nd such like fuck streaming services but thats another topic for another day

im probably gonna keep posting on my priv instagram just bc like. theres so many photos on there from so many years ago that would probably be lost if i deleted that account nd like i go on there like every 3 months or so to dump my photos there and then i log off so whatever. i am mostly pissed off about sharing art on social media and feeling so unauthentic about it and being glued to my phone when i could do so many other much better things liKE UGHHHHHHH

i think dead internet theory is scary and depressing but lowkey i hope the internet is actually dying bc i am so sick of this internet society. i am so goddamn sick of everyone being addicted to their phones. remember when we had a life like?????? how did we end up like this

i also wanna get a flipphone one day but yea i gotta plan that shit

i just needed to vent i could probably go on for ages about this but imma choose to shut the fuck up now

[silentstaresfanficandfanart]

awww thank you uwuwu <3 its just something i know a lot of peopele struggle with, ive been writing fan works and original works for like ten years now (maybe more-) so i've really come to understand things a bit better I hope... I cant say for certain this will work, but I can say, fighting the fear of being cringe has been one of the best decisions ive ever made, being genuine, and being willing to say weird fricking junk and be potentially judged for it, has done SO MUCH for me and I was frankly completely ignored untill i decided to love that side of myself and embrace it, and worse yet, I wasn't enjoying myself-

and the sad thing is is you wont end up with a fanbase that you vibe with if you dont do what you really want too which kinda traps you, Im really blessed to have my 'wataru blimp' friends, they started out as readers who really liked my stories and just wanted to talk about them together and hang out with me some and it turned into one of my closest and dearest groups of friends <3 and they've already made like, permanant real helpful changes to my life that forever reshaped how im handling myself and my health mentally and physically going forward

if you write for yourself, people like you will wind up in your fandom most likely! not guranteed but usually. Theres a reason you like the tropes and writing stuff you like, and those tend to be similar life experiences and beliefs. You dont just write what you know CONCIOUSLY, you WILL write what you know UNCONCIOUSLY too.

Sincerely ii fear that nothing is more invasive and mortifying than having a reader/friend look you dead in the eyes and say "I know why you like clowns" then psychoanalyzing you better than any therapist youve ever had- Jokes aside it also just means youll actually probably WANT to engage in your own fandom because they're LIKE you in some capacity, which is pretty great if you ask me <3 and theyll be happy to see whatever you make next, becuase well, they already like what YOU bring to the table as a writer.

Remember, what YOU bring to the table, what makes YOU have value as a writer and creator, is who you are as a person <3 Theres a reason people have favorite writers and artists and musicians and so on, they like *you* so make sure youre giving them *you* not giving them what youre told will make you the most money, because people are NOT as likely to wait for you to put out something new unless they like who YOU are as a creator <3

All of this is to say, have fun. The most important rule of writing, is to have fun, and be yourself, as silly and cliche as that might sound.

It wont always be a gleeful happy experience, but it should be at least fun sometimes, and it NEEDS to be about something you want to write that speaks to you and makes you happy. Theres a reason I can spend days working nearly non stop on a book, im having FUN. Be your own fandom, Embrace your characters and your world and they'll embrace you back, and rememeber that shying away from potentially emberassing things or trying to be overly self aware to hide from feelings and 'cringe' will usually ruin the very thing you were trying to achieve <3

Just in case any fanfic writers don’t think their writing is good enough or sound natural enough, I just read a published book that included the phrases ‘a street savy yet affectionate hand clasp’ and ‘ at the sound, a dose of freak-out juice ran through her’. You’re doing fine

[ketastore]

black hole falling in love with gn!reader

2nd pov, you and y/n used

headcanons + short story at the end ;D

✩

- black hole isn't very... expressive, physically or vocally, so it's hard to read his emotions sometimes

- he doesn't consider himself to be an affectionate person, and he doesn't think much about romance either.. but there's something about you that just.. brought him to you. you are nice and fun to be with! and you are always so kind to him! how could he not like you?

- actually scratch that- he doesn't like you, he loves you! but like i said, it's hard to tell what he's feeling or thinking. black hole is convinced he loves you though, he never doubts or questions his feelings for you :)

- let me elaborate on that- he doesn't tell himself that these feelings he has for you are only platonic. he quickly comes to terms with the fact that he likes you! so, he doesn't waste time and immediately tries to charm you hehe

- needless to say, he's hopeless lol. he's too nervous to outright tell you that he loves you so instead he tries his version of... "flirting" (?)

- my man really thought telling you "hey i think you're cool :)" would be a good confession lmao. of course, his intentions totally flew over your head and you replied with just a "thank you! you too :D"

- ...okay maybe THAT didn't work.. but whatever, he isn't giving up that easily!! he has to show you he likes you!! so, he carefully thinks of the options he has..

- he can't express his affection for you by touch, flirting doesn't work, and it's not like he can send you a love letter either! so what should he do??

- well how about i tell you this dude makes POEMS. that's right!! black hole loves poetry!! making poems helps him express what he's feeling :) and so he decides to make you a poem so he can finally confess his love for you!

- one day he asks to talk to you privately, so you both go to one of the hangout spots you and black hole often share when spending time together! he chooses to confess during the golden hour, when the air is still warm and everything around you two is quiet. black hole asks if he can tell you a big secret, you of course say yes

- and so black hole begins reciting the poem he composed just for you :) his voice is monotone but full of feeling, his verses rhyme nicely with a pleasant rhythm. he doesn't stutter or pause, but doesn't rush either. he truly does his best to recite perfectly to impress you

- though he might seem confident in his reciting, deep down he's nervously awaiting your reaction. what if you don't accept his feelings? what if you don't even understand that he's confessing to you? maybe the poem should have been more straightforward.. black hole is currently exposing his entire heart to you, he has never been this vulnerable to anybody, so what if he's just making a fool out of himself?!

- as he nears the end of his poem, black hole's voice starts to shake. his confidence is fading away and anxiety that he never felt before starts to build up. he doesn't want to look at you in fear of seeing your reaction. will you be confused, disappointed? mad? he doesn't want to know. because of this, he doesn't even get to finish his poem and instead awkwardly ends on the second to last verse. then he's silent.

- you and him are both are silent.

- oh, he messed up, didn't he?! but he was so sure it was going to work out! you probably think he's an idiot now! this is the worst day of black hole's life!

- you, however, smile at him.

"did you make that poem yourself?" you ask, keeping your voice quiet and gentle. you were very aware that he didn't finish the poem, but you weren't going to pressure black hole into continuing as you were already in awe from what you heard. your heart danced with delight from knowing that you were the first and most likely only listener of this beautiful piece of art. you knew that it wasn't just a poem, it was a poem made just for you. "i love it. i've never heard anything more beautiful."

black hole looked over at you as he heard you words. were you serious? did you actually like the poem? "really?" black hole asks nervously, his voice quiet, and you nod, still smiling up at him.

black hole felt his confidence return to him again, but he knew that just because you enjoyed the poem doesn't mean that you understood the meaning behind it. that's okay, though! he can just make another poem and make it more straightforward to make sure you understand next ti- "you know, you could have just said you like me! i feel a bit bad that you had to go through the trouble of composing a whole love poem just for me." you giggled playfully as the athmosphere brightened up with your joyful laughter. "i've liked you for a long time, black hole. i wanted to tell you, but looks like you beat me to it!" and you laughed again.

oh, how black hole loves your laughter. he knows that if he could, he would be smiiing with you right now. the warmth he felt from your happiness and your kind words made his mind feel fuzzy. but he loved the feeling. in fact, he loved it so much that for a second he childishly wished that he will never feel anything else ever again. "i was hoping that you like me back." he spoke, his usual monotone voice laced with joy that's unusual for him, but so typical for you. "you have no idea how happy i am right now."

he loves you. oh, how much he loves you!!

✩

TREE: why does y/n call you babygirl

BLACK HOLE: how about we stop talking for a little while

[hystericalwisteria]

Cuphead headcanon where elder kettle is the cupbros grandfather and hes so easily charmed by chalice not bc shes just good at that, but bc she reminds him of his late daughter.