#DON'T BE RIDICULOUS

[undead-knick-knack]

[halfbloodgf]

"James matured, Snape did not"

my honest reaction:

[wtfastaroth]

NONONO HEAR ME OUT

Do you know when Odysseus was trapped on Calypso's island for 7 years? What if something similar happened to Sinbad?

After the final battle in the sacred palace, the djinns imprisoned him in a dungeon that he alone is unable to escape.

It would make a great AU ok?

Do you see the vision

[daughter-of-lethe]

Dear Santa,

All I'm asking you this year is for toxic Nesta's stans to learn how to read properly; to respect Nesta's decision because she knows what is good for her (Cassian is), to finally understand her character; to actually listen to what she say.

The Nesta they want -the weapon to be wielded against the ones they hate (that Nesta doesn't hate)- doesn't exist; it's a bizzarro version they made by twisting the books and who she is, a version they made following their silly thoughts and hateful opinions -the is the complete opposite of who Nesta is- a version that goes against her happiness and characterisation.

Canon Nesta -and Cassian- will thank you❤️

[hablandosinfiltros]

[thiziri]

WHY are people that bothered with Anne's hair? I don't get it????????

[hildyj]

[loosesodamarble]

The Yami Family Part 2

An unexpected development in the future of Clover is that of Ichika starting a family which consists of herself and her two sons, Kai'ichi and Shigehiro.

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Kai'ichi Yami

His name is written as 介一. The first character means "to mediate," "assist," "shellfish" or "armor." The second character means "one."

Age: 15

Birthday: August 30

Magic Attribute: Dark

Appearance: Pitch black hair like his mother with matching bangs parted down the middle. His hair just reaches his shoulders and he ties his more forward hair into small clumps that frame his face and the back hair into a low ponytail. His eyes are a dark shade of gray.

Personality: A natural born genius when it comes to his magic and swordsmanship. And Kai'ichi is brimming with confidence because of that. He knows his strength and is driven to live up to his full potential because of it. Influenced by uncle Sukehiro, he's quick to anger and prefers physical solutions to problems. He rarely thinks before he acts, and even when he does put thought into his choices, he fails to consider the big picture/long term consequences. He's a lot more feral in a fight than either Sukehiro or Ichika, likely getting it from lessons with Ginnojoumorifuyu. He runs on instinct (greatly helped by a keen sense for ki that surpasses even Asta's) and adrenaline. He's great when allowed to act on his own, but in social situations, he tends to put his foot in his mouth. Little sense of decorum and unable to read a room, he's made a lot of enemies by pointing out things that shouldn't be brought up in polite company.

Kai'ichi gets along great with all of his cousins. He helps Saki in her garden whenever he gets the chance to visit Clover and he helps her train to control her wild, black roses. He does wish she'd open up more. Kai and Ann are able to match each other's strength and energy, often sparring to see who is the better swordsman (they currently stand at a tie of 15 wins each and then 32 draws). Because of their similar attributes and Kenzou being the same age as Shigehiro, Kai favors Ken above the girls. Kai'ichi enables bold and stubborn attitude. He befriends Kohaku as a fellow visitor from Hino and even gets his sword repaired by the younger boy. He's met the Cresswells and thinks highly of Daniel who brings out the best in Saki and is amused by Jill bringing out the funniest side of Ann.

Kai'ichi's ultimate goal is to become a member of the Ryuzen Seven just like his mother before him.

Ichika is extremely cagey regarding the topic of the boys' father. She most she states about him is that he has her upmost respect. The boys also don't say much about him and only ever confirm that he is, in fact, still alive.

Doesn't have a good relationship with Liebe or the Bremen devils since he's tried using his Dark Magic on them after hearing of his uncle Sukehiro's battle against Lucifero.

Shigehiro Yami

The characters used in Shigehiro's name are 成大. The first character means "to become" or "to do something." The second means "big."

Age: 11

Birthday: May 1

Magic Attribute: Shadow

Appearance: Shigehiro's hair is pure black in color, just like his mother's. He keeps it cut short, which leave it looking unruly, much like his uncle's hair style. He has one longer bunch of hair on his left side which he does in a braid, a choice borrowed from Aunt Charlotte. His eyes are gray like his mother's.

Personality: Shigehiro more stoic like his mom, appearing cool-headed and nonchalant. He's is slow to anger and even when upset, he holds himself back from lashing out. Being very careful, he can weave his way through social interactions easily though makes them as brief as he can. This composure has earned him admiration and praise. However, his calm hides his hidden anger. He feels overshadowed by Kai due to not being a natural talent and thinking his Shadow magic is "diluted" Dark Magic. Ichika reassures Shige that she is proud of him regardless of his magic or skill (especially since comparing Kai and Shige is ridiculous with the 4 year difference between them). He ceaselessly pushes himself until he collapses and, at least in his youth, hasn't yet learned to let himself rest.

While he doesn't do a good job at keeping up with Kenzou's energy, Shigehiro does appreciate his cousin's encouragement. He spends a lot of time with Saki and they can carry quite lengthy conversations despite how quiet they normally are. Shigehiro admires Ann's strength but finds it hard to approach her. He's friendly with Kohaku and Vivian, and they often picnic together, though he's much closer to Kohaku as he finds Vivian's stoicism unnerving ("My stoicism is different. I have to actively stay composed while Miss Vivian is more like a doll, eerie and lifeless," he would say if they're compared). Despite being encouraged to spend time with Aimee, Jesse, and Alfred due not being much older than them, he admits that they intimidate him, but in a good way (no one gets what Shige means by that).

Wanting to carve a path for himself outside of the shadow of his mother and brother, Shigehiro eventually leaves Hino in order to travel the world as a wandering mage.

Shigehiro reluctantly takes magic lessons from Nacht because of their shared attribute (wishing to have Dark Magic so he could learn from his mother and uncle). He's shared lessons with Dusk and greatly envies Dusk for the relationship he has with his father.

Unlike the rest of his family, he doesn't use a weapon in conjunction with his Dark Magic and uses unarmed martial arts instead.

[lgbtcorp]

also if it wasn't obvious i've retconned the Lena's A Witch plotline because it's supremely fucking stupid, shortsighted, and clearly the writers ran out of ideas and decided hur dur morgana 2.0

[ooc-themis-cattails]

i feel like my readers (and the cat story fandom in general) would super appreciate the idea I just had, which won't really work for my comic but--a set of pride flags for cats that incorporated whether that cat was spayed/neutered. Nobody in my forest has had the snippy snippy so there's nobody who could use a flag like that, but maybe some other fandom has a niche for it. (this brought to you by my cat propositioning me by moving her tail to one side. NO please find another cat to do that with. but happy Pride to her)

[adharagranley-writer]

me: omg i'd LOVE to finish my book x: then... write? me: don't be ridiculous

[catgirlwheels]

It does want to eat the bigger number though

[roman-godfrey]

I’m convinced you are actually Roman Godfrey; either that or you have him in your basement…

ofc i'm actually Roman Godfrey? who tf else would i be???

[gotstabbedbyapen]

It's always "Hades isn't bad or cruel, his deeds are just metaphors of the inevitable death" or "Hades kidnapping Persephone represent the premature death".

But when the argument "Zeus has numerous affairs and many children because he represent the fertile rain" is brought up, all nuance is suddenly out of the window and Zeus is just a womanizer who can't keep it in his pants.

[fandumb-whimsey]

"I didn't like Nosferatu. It was so long and boring and weird. I don't get why people-"

[egophiliac]

YO TREY CLOVER IS HERE !!!

TREY NOOOO you weren't supposed to look so cool, I was supposed to be able to save my keys for all the upcoming birthdays, how could you do this to me --

also hey. hey Trey. what's in that bowl.