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ACTUALLY I'VE SEEN A FEW PPL MENTION IT MIGHT BE THE FIRST ECLIPSE THAT CAME BACK AND OHHHH MY GHOD. TSAMS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE EVERY FANFIC WRITER FLOAT W0 FEET OFF THE GROUND
#xero says things#PLEEEEAAAASEEEEEE#THATD BE SUCH A GOOD VERSION TO BRING BACK#DO YOU KNOW HOW FUNNY IT'D BE?#TO HAVE TO CATCH UP YOUR ENEMH ON ALL THE SHIT THAT HAS HAPPENED WHILE THEY WERE PRESUMED DEAD????#LIKE YEA SORRY. UR BACKUP REPLACED U AND FOUND OUT ABOUT COSMIC HORROR BEYOND HIS COMPREHENSION#BLOODMOON DIED AND CAME BACK#SOLAR AND RUIN ARE TWO ECLIPSES FROM OTHER DIMENSIONS WHO ARE KINDA CHILLIN WITH US#OH YEA LUNAR HAS POWERS TOO#OH YEA. AND WE HAVE A SISTER NOW#HOPE U DONT MINDDHAUAHAIAHAJSKQ#tsams
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happy solvermas
#cause t. no actually if christ is the son of god and the solver is god then it'd be like uzimas#quick sketch i pulled out of my ass yesterday to see if i could get myself out of art block/burnout/whatever ive got going on#v was added after cause i had no idea how to work her into the scene#implied nuziv or something look man im just desperate about this ship#and i dont know how to draw fluff or whatever#im so bad at romance i dont know how to express it#but i've been desperately trying to draw nuziv for the past months#i think this is actually like some of my best linework yet im really satisfied with everything right now#been a long time since i've felt that#turns out the “stop overthinking every pixel of the expressions and just draw the approximation the audience will get the jist” approach wo#ks#something something n is the star of their life. tree light chrismtas#it is taking. All of my restraint right now#to not be So Mean to all of you#You Don't Even Know#I Could Do Something. I Might Still.#art#murder drones#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#murder drones n#serial designation n#murder drones v#serial designation v#murder drones cyn#i need liam to explain whether cyn and the solver are the same person already so i can tag them appropriately its driving me nuts#oh yeah cyn got a plush core to chew on by the way#the idea of giving her a chew toy was rolling around in my head and i think its a very funny visual so here we are
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everything is the same except Odile is the one looping
oh. heheheheh. muahahahaha. hold on *digs through my pile of disorganized sketches*
Odile loops au; a sketch compilation!!
Some old fic drabbles + associated sketches under cut (a6 secret spoilers):
hc: Since equipment carries over, as long as Odile uses her book in a fight, she can write down notes and have it carry over loops
toxic doomed yuri (for a more fleshed out fic I highly recommend The Sweetest Thing by soreimoon, it's amazing)
#isat#odile loops au#in stars and time#isat spoilers#isat odile#odile timeloop au#congrats on unleashing the hell gates of odile looping au!!! I've thought about it a bunch!!!!!#contexts:#candy is a reference to sasasap i think. not sure if odile likes candy though#i think it'd be funny if odile struggled with understanding how shields work for a bit. she spends several loops asking mirabelle for help#I think odile would actually spend more time in the loops once she's sure she can just loop again. They're not actually in a rush after all#and she might as well maximize her loops#under cut:#she leaves all of her excess books with loop. Loop has another thing to do while waiting#yes loop is still you know who in this one#toxic doomed yuri is just very self indulgent teehee thanks discord folks#not depicted: I also think that the more loops she does the more she views them as experiments#with variables to control and test#that's where she starts falling off the deep end and start testing stuff like. not warning siffrin about the rock#(instantly regrets it though. loops back the first time she tries)#day 26 today?#A big one! Have funnn#you can tell some of these are really old by the different colored background lmfao#isat au
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the 2nd half of death note should've just gone full comedy complete with a laugh track and had these two dissing each other the whole time
#THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTIIIIIING#death note#light yagami#near#nate river#death note fanart#anime#manga#digital art#moonriver#tagging that too idc#elle draws#they'd never get shit done if they were trying to solve the kira case together#they'd be too busy talking shit about each other it'd be so funny#I just know seeing that kira finger puppet alone would have light's blood BOILING#guys remember in that deleted scene where kira kills a large portion of the SPK and near calls light just to give him the silent treatment#they're soooo fucking funny#you've heard of real lovers well how about real HATERS#imagine near untying light's shoelaces while he's sitting on the floor#I can imagine them doing the thing where you don't wanna talk to the other person so you say it to someone else asking them to relay it#even though the other person is literally Standing Right There like “gevanni please tell light that his idea will never work”#“you can tell me yourself near I'm literally right here” “and gevanni please also tell him that we're not paying for his lunch today”#I'll be here all day folks
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Xisuma is taunting us with evil X crumbs in his latest videos that man needs to go in a blender
sadly I do not have an Xisuma sized blender so I am re-reading destruction again since that’s fairly close
love your work <3
LMAOOOO I KNOW, i actually saw him grabbing EX's head on his stream a couple of days ago; bro cheekily put Evil Xisuma as his thumbnail image and when i tell you i stopped what i was doing to see why in the world ex was in the happenings i was so mad (/silly) that he was just grabbing his head for silly X Isle decorations
i DO think it's extremely funny to think Evil X (or android 24 even) is just. stationed there. he's just working there. encouraging all two (2) exiles to do evil deeds. it's so outrageously stupid /aff
ALSO READING DESTRUCTION IS REALLY FUNNY. ME TOO BROTHER <3
#i think it'd be hilarious to somehow weave 24 back into hermitcraft plot for season 10 of dbhc. god it'd be so funny#'i know you were the worst person ever to me a couple of seasons ago and we both have a lot of mutual trauma regarding each other'#'but i just recently set up this shenanigans building for hermits to do deeds for rewards'#'and i thought i'd be pretty fun to give them the option to have them play shenanigans and do evil deeds to each other and the poe'#'so are you looking for a job'#IJSGO;IRGJSDRTG IT'S JUST SO#RIDICULOUS??? HILARIOUS#OR. Xisuma sets up the 'good deeds' half of the building and 24 just. SHOWS UP? ??? and is like.#'wouldn't it be funny. if we had them do. EVIL deeds.' <evil intent#except xisuma is like 'oh!! wow yeah that'd actually be really funny! let's do it :D' and 24 is just like#'no this was. you were supposed to be like 'oh no how could you! or something. you don't make this fun because you're happy' /ref#ANYWAY I'M. LMFAO#dbhc ask#not technically but dbhc mention#ask#anon#dbhc#dbhc xisuma#dbhc android 24
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Prompt 299
Hear me out- Ghosts have wings. They have wings, which are affected by their cores, and can make them disappear from sight if they want or need to. You got that? Good.
Ecto-contaminated people? Don’t have wings. Liminals and Halfas, who have developed cores? Do have wings, and they can’t hide said wings, because unlike ghosts? Their bodies are physical living flesh.
Now Gotham? Ecto-contaminated, there’s no doubt about it. The amount of portals that have been opened there and death pits and death cults… yeah it’d be surprising if it wasn’t. But again, no one really notices, because at most? Most just get a bit of eyeshine.
The Bats however? Oh man are they freaking out when they wake up with aches in their back and feathers starting to poke through their skin. Curse? Nope! Welcome to Liminality, enjoy the second puberty of wings, emotion-sharing, fangs, claws, and whatever else you might develop- also enjoy the whole eating fear thing. (Wait, the what-)
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Liminal Batfamily#Except for Jason who is straight up a Halfa#Halfa Jason#Comes out from the Pits with massive fuckin wings bursting wide from his back#Which is hilariously how the batfam figure out that Red Hood is Jason almost immediately when he returns to Gotham#And Jason is so wrong-footed the first time he gets utterly slammed with the rest of the fam’s emotions and utter Joy at him being Alive#Jason has albatross-shaped wings that have protruding bones & a glittering underside like an explosion or falling star#In human form they’re more naturalistic red-brown colors with black & white patterning#Bruce’s wings are massive black ones that fade to a gray on the top like a moving shadow#Dick’s is deep blues & flickering stars & dust#Do you see my vision#Shadow Core Bruce#Star Core Jason#Storm Core Dick#Wind Core Tim#Shadow Core Damian#Light Core Cass#Sun Core Duke#Sea Core Steph#Earth Core Barbara#yes this includes metals#yes Steph can control water & paints & has canisters full of glitter water for mischief#Remind me to describe the others’ wings#because I am worried about running out of tags or Tumblr eating them lol#but also imagine ghost chirp au too#And it could even be before the JL have formed or it could be after#But if it's before JL form or early JL I just think it'd be funny if they only know Batman with wings lol
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waiting for marvel to take you up as their comic artist so that we can have amazing art with cherik official storyline
marvel hire me to draw professor x and magneto making out sloppy style for forty issues straight you will get a BAJILLION dollars i promise
#fave#snap chats#'professor x' what are you a cop. moving on#vjeLKVJEALKV thank you much my friend one can only dream .....#you know whats so funny tho this just reminds me how like. My Number One Cheerleader was my highschool english teacher#she also ran the comic club in case thats relevant. because i was a part of that club OBVIOUSLY#i used to want to be a comic book artist but now i dont but anyway as a part of this club we'd have to draw comics sometimes#and alllll the time my teach would be so happy to get my stuff and she'd always be like#'[Snap] please promise me you'll never give up comics i want to read a comic from you one day' and stuff like that#i think id throw up laughing if i got to email her one day like 'omg hey teach 1.) im not a moody teenager anymore#2.) i got to work for marvel check it out <3' and i have to send her old man yaoi JLVKEJLKAEVJE#FUNNIEST TIMELINE IN THE WORLD I'D ACTUALLY DIE LIKE PLEAAAASSEE THATS ALL I COULD EVER WANT IN LIFE#on the realest note tho i didnt appreciate her enthusiasm enough. i wish i could tell her thank you someday#i think of her a lot whenever im in the dumps about my work she really is one of my biggest motivators#like i guess i COULD just shoot an email. maybe if i actually do something cool with comics or something#i dont even know if she remembers me so it'd just be bizarre wouldnt it#ANYWAYS. sappy story time's over theres a matcha crepe cake with my name on it BYYYYYEEEEE
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(Some) possible explanations for why the the marshals never seem to call Peter when Neal goes to his and El's house after that first time despite it being outside his radius:
Radius restriction automatically goes away or expands for Work Hours and Neal just... goes when it's down after that first time
At some point they just decided to expand the radius to El and Peter's house (who is 'they', you ask? Up to interpretation)
Writers conveniently forgot that detail for easier-writing purposes (understandable, mood)
Writers actually forgot the detail and somehow nobody caught it until it had been long enough they decided to just not address it (unlikely, but also a mood)
Wildly incorrect but objectively funnier explanations:
Neal actually calls Peter every time now so he can get the alert deactivated, but they're both committed to the bit so Peter just pretends to have not known he was coming and be exasperated, and Neal does his thing, anyway
It happens so often that when the marshals get the alert they just fully wait a good 5-10 minutes (aka until a scene cuts off) before even bothering to call Peter
It happens so often that when they get the alert they pull up his tracking data and if he's at the house and staying there they don't even call they just go 'Oh he's there again it's fine' and ignore it
Radius got expanded to be the two miles, and also El and Peter's house --- but just the house, so Neal has to Heckin' Zoom to cover the distance between the house and the edge of his radius (yeah I know the warning before an actual alert goes out, like he gets in Bottlenecked, wouldn't last that long but shhh)
#white collar#also think it'd be funny if peter actually did keep getting that call and eventually it replaced Neal knocking on the door#neal (secretly knowing but taking delight in the chaos): 'how do you always open the door half a second before I can knock??' peter: 😑
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#i've said it before and i'll say it again: i love alejandro saab#link click#cheng xiaoshi#bridon arc#yingdu chapter#also i knew this wasn't gonna happen but i was really hoping the language barrier would be dubbed as vein having the THICKEST accent#for some reason#it'd be kinda dumb but it'd be really funny#they did okay with this part but i really don't know how they're gonna do the 'you look tasty' scene TT-TT
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top 10 worst celebrities ever
#Look at this freak#Saw that post talking about how in canon only see him in a t shirt but also the suits are a vibe#And mini Dave made like a ton of them#So#I think he can pull of both looks he's versatile like that#dave strider#homestuck#hom3stuck#My art#alpha dave strider#Does he switch it up to throw of the paparazzi? And if so... Which one is the Director Strider Look tm cus Logically#You'd think it'd be the suit#But..it's Dave so would be funny if he dresses up nice as a disguise#Idk alpha Dave is such a vague character we don't know much about him... There's so many different things you can do with him#And knowing Dave's relationship with clothes and fashion#Like... Kid has to learn to do his own laundry???? That effects a kid and how they view clothes?#It's an interesting contrast how the moment he can he makes a bunch of fancy clothes and then spends 3 years wearing the One Outfit#And as funny as the idea of him wearing the t shirt as a director is theres also the whole putting in a persona thing#And then finally getting home and just dropping it all n wearing a r shirt he's had since he was 16#Idk... Many many thoughts rattling around in here.. None of them coherent..
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happy bisexual day to those who celebrate
#dragalia lost#dragalia#orion#orion dragalia#I don't usually cross reference JP translations for Dragalia stuff but I was curious if some of the Really Gay Lines in English were#the same in the original text. Turns out some of them weren't#which just makes the localization funnier#Like. Grain of salt because I don't speak Japanese and rely on machine translations and friends who speak the language#But the really sus “receiving end” line was originally just. “Haha it'd be nice to be the one getting escorted for once :)”#I'm sure it's not an entirely indulgent translation but. Phrasing!!!#then there's the infamous(?) “I seek to have a relationship with everyone here!” where in JP it's clearer that by “everyone”#Orion means “every woman” and not literally “everyone”#bc JP Elly says “In your case won't just any woman do?” while in EN she just calls him shameless LOL#there's a few more#like the scene where Orion says “You're the first man I've ever wanted to protect” and Euden says “damn bro I thought you weren't gay?”#and he responds calmly like “You really are slow when it comes to these matters! I'm just saying you're more charming than you know.”#it's a letdown but it's kinda coy#meanwhile since JP has some extra animations#namely Orion jumping in shock and making a cringing face before responding#the No Homo vibe is off the charts 😭😭😭#and then theres that xmas seasonal line that's about picking up women ...when voices are set to JP.#The EN line is about being broke. For some reason.#But even with all that it's not like there's no gay subtext in JP Orion's dialogue. It's just deeply funny how the EN localizers went#Yup. This one. Bisexual. We gotta make it more obvious.
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today's keiji is: floormaster :)
#i've seen some people draw floormaster designs 4 the partipants so i thought i'd try 2 take a crack at making one 4 keiji......#this was a bad idea. i don't know how 2 design clothes </3#it was fun anyway though. maybe i'll try some of the others at some point#your turn to die#yttd#keiji shinogi#do you guys think it'd be funny if his floormaster name was something really stupid like. Dee Tecktive#my art#channeling my inner nankidai 2 make this design as obnoxious as possible (in a fun way hopefully)#daily keiji
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KILL!!!!!!!!!
#my post#this is so mean. why did i make this#but also....... the gun is in your hands now#i'll admit that it's my fault for putting the gun in your hand... however i've no say in what you choose to do with it#will you pull the trigger and accept whatever happens from now on? will you give yourself into the role forced upon you?#no one will know anything if you don't say anything. there will be no consequences or repercussions to this choice#but you will know. and you will need to live with that knowledge for the rest of your life#a gun not fired is like an itch not stratched#in the end i have no control over what you do... but free will is a funny thing#the brain is very susceptible to suggestion... everything we see and experience will remain with us in some way#if that's the case then how much control do we really have in our lives? how do we separate what we really want vs what we're told to want?#things like hunger... desire... they're all things the body asks for. but are they things that we truly want?#or are they merely a mechanism built into us for the sake of survival?#everything blends into everything. your past actions will inform your current actions. you're the only one who's ever lived your life#you're the only one who will ever live your life#little variables and experiences we all share... but the order varies greatly from person to person. everything is just a series of events#the way i see the world is different than the way you see it regardless of how similar they are#what choice will you make now? and how does it differ from the choice you would've made a week ago? a month? a year? does it differ at all?#does free will truly exist? i think it does... but not in the way most people think it exists#you and i... we might differ on that thought. or we might not.#regardless of whatever i've been rambling about right now... refusing to make a choice is still a choice you make. life is ironic like that#does one of them really have to go? that's for you to decide now#i've merely chosen to put the gun in your hand. to make you aware of the possibilities#so i hope you realize what power your choices have#dca fandom#daycare attendant#yeah sometimes i just say things that i think are deep but they're really not#i hope the choices i make have an effect on others. even if it's just one person...#if i can make even just one person think about something they wouldn't have normally thought about then isn't that a win?#life is a series of choices... ''it'd be great if you could see a figure of light by the time you die'' ♡
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my ideal Kira and Julian dynamic is the dynamic between an older sister and a younger brother in a 90s teen movie. Julian is the annoying nerdy little brother and Kira is the teen older sister going "get out of my room you little dweeb" and shoving him into lockers
#star trek: ds9#kira nerys#julian bashir#I respect the choice to keep their relationship to being friendly coworkers#but also I want them to be the kind of besties where people who dont know them think they hate each other#someone watching Kira grab Julian in a headlock: captain it must be so difficult when your crew dont get along#Sisko not even bothered by it: no thats just how they show affection#every time one of Kira's love interests makes her mad Julian is there like 'want me to kill them for you'#'im a doctor you know I could poison them and nobody would even know! because I would do the autopsy :)'#because it'll make Kira laugh#meanwhile if Garak makes Julian mad Julian has to stop Kira from threatening Garak with a gun#Kira: I think it'd be funny#Julian: youre going to give him a heart attack!!#Kira: exactly it'd be funny#I think about this a normal amount.
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will say about the dnd party im part of one of the characters is, according to their player, inspired off nifty from hazbin hotel and it shows (negative)
#gu6chan's musings#they're an absolutely obnoxious murder hobo who spends 12 minutes arguing with the DM over trivial shit and are 'problematic since this is a#dark fantasy environment' until they're not (steals and kills innocents for the lulz but somehow draws the line at slavery???)#also is SUPER controlling of other people's characters and getting them roped into shit they started (once spent an entire session trying to#get her out of jail because she thought it'd be funny to beat a farmer over the head with a crowbar when he refused to give her a cart for#free) and either ignores and PROCEEDS TO LAUGH AT ANY PLOT HOOKS THE DM GIVES HER (like 'lol you were REALLY pushing x' like yeah there's a#reason for that!!!!) or makes a big fucking deal out of it when it does happen (Got her money stolen in a seedy town and proceeded to bitch#at the DM because she 'worked hard for that money' and then ANOTHER time where she got me and my character roped into danger because she#wanted to steal some fucking hammer and when she got caught and surrounded by 40 goblins (we were in a goblin encampment. a war encampment.)#because she ROLLED A 1 ON HER SPELL she had the audacity to look at the DM and say 'You know; I think you're doing this just to be a dick.'#LIKE????? also as SOON as she's not involved she'll go on her phone and start playing tiktoks which makes me unable to pay attention and#think half the time because of how distracting they are. like man#i tried talking to her about it and the whole thing is like 'well the DM won't let me do anything :/' EVEN when I mention that these issues#have existed since the FIRST session like ... honey the DM is the only thing keeping this from being completely unbearable be so fr
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inyuose siblings yay! (i only got a few things abt them done)
#crow's scribbles#d4dj#d4dj groovy mix#shinobu inuyose#yanoshiro inuyose#hifuno inuyose#you can see some of my headcanons for what shinobu looks like lol--#im trying to learn how to do different face shapes so i hope it's a bit.... like. visible.#if not then that means im gonna try harder!!!!! anyway sibling lore time yayyy!!#shinobu's sister goes to nagi's university instead of seiho bc.... it'd be funny. she's walking and then she hears “HEYY!!!!” and it's nagi#she works at the music store that the girls check regularly in the mall. shinobu asked for a family discount once but stopped bc her sister#upped the price. her brother i honestly had no idea what he could do as a job so i thought he'd be an office worker bc. he gave the vibes.#the three of them are surprisingly a bit popular bc of their looks but they dont know it. theyre kinda dense w it.#when the three of them are together it's just. hell. for the brother. bc shinobu and her sister bully him even tho he's older.#the way he stops the teasing is by saying “and i thought i was gonna give you guys free food” or something like that then they stop.#he follows up on the promise ofc dw#im probably not gonna design ALL the d4 siblings bc idk what some of them are like bc i dont have info so im only doing the ones i know of.#next up is probably maika....... yeahhhh.#I JUST REALIZED HER BROTHER LOOKS LIKE FUTABA FROM REVSTAR HELP--
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