#DO NOT BE FOOLED

[bad-sanses-smp]

error: reading intensely

horror: just walked in and about to drop the biggest lore info ever

kist:

[sansbydaily]

Day 312

[joshbruh10x]

Ogneokfkeor finally end of the week. Had the need to draw smth Fazcule tonight and also I legitimately needed the gay bois back for a break.

Also i got the reference from this pic forgor where i got it tho its been sitting in my folder collecting dust.

[the-travelling-witch]

so i can’t work on my twst x pokémon au (fittingly named a twisted pokémon au) atm since i’m absolutely overwhelmed with irl stuff but i want to share this little headcanon with the attentive ones of you that catch this post

I still haven’t finalised giving each character a team but every now and then I think about it and I know a lot of people give Azul a tentacruel or octillery as a signature pokémon, and I definitely have them written down too, don’t get me wrong, but I had this stupid idea out of nowhere

Picture this: you’re fighting this super tough battle against this cunning opponent and he has all these intimidating water pokemon and you somehow get him down to his last but strongest pokémon. As you wait with bated breath for what kind of ace he will send out next, he throws his pokéball to release… quagsire, arguably one of the least nefarious water types there is (at least visually)

And basically the backstory is that Azul’s had the whooper since he was still a chubby little octopus and it was basically his first real friend who’d stick by his side and wouldn’t bully him, even trying to ‘protect’ Azul from his bullies despite being so small itself (the twins would totally find it hilarious yet strangely adorable), so Azul being the softie he is just can’t not have quagsire on his team, even if it ruins his whole reputation

Tl;dr emotional support quagsire for the business octopus

I mean quagsire isn’t a bad pokemon if you don’t put it in front of a plant (or the opponent has freeze dry), it just ruins the image Azul is trying to establish here. But I think Azul is low-key a softie and I want to believe that quagsire could be the worst mon ever and he’d find some kind of excuse to keep bringing it along (Jade and Floyd just trade knowing smirks as Azul clears his throat and pushes up his glasses)

Speaking of Jade and Floyd, they get to make fun of Azul/ quagsire but if anyone else does it, they’d better start praying to all higher powers they can think of

Imagine quagsire wearing Azul’s dorm uniform hat, being all happy and proud about it ㅠㅠ

(Also quagsire going from this stick thin little guy to a chubby bigger guy kind of parallels Azul’s insecurities if you want to read more into it than I initially considered)

Azul: Should we order dark purple or lilac decorations for Mostro Lounge… What do you think?

Quagsire: :]

Azul: You are so right, a deeper purple would compliment the tableware nicely

or maybe I’ll just give him a tentacruel anyway… though quagsire is also working his way into my heart

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[tiny-tf-faces]

[jart-ist]

my freaks of nature :heart:

[ae-cha08]

[crankyfacedknitter]

Hecate says good morning, excuse please, for pets

[lemememeringue]

my body is once again enforcing work life boundaries I didn't know I had.

[imagine-knb]

uk being jealous when they see their crush being sweet to one of their teammates because the crush and their teammate were in a group for a project and became friends

Kiyoshi: A jealous Kiyoshi is a silent Kiyoshi. He's standing on the sidelines, keeping an eye on the interaction between you and his teammate. For the most part he simply looks like he's observing, but the pout on his lips is a dead giveaway to his true feelings. If you were to ask him any questions, he'd mumble out short responses that got straight to the point — a very contrasting response to his usual dopy rambles that were always accompanied with smiles.

Mibuchi: He's never been good at hiding his emotions. Or rather, Mibuchi found it a waste of time to hide his emotions when he could get straight to the point by simply showing exactly how he felt. There's a glare and frown on his face as he approaches behind you, his eyes like icy daggers pointed at his teammate. Despite the nasty look he's sporting, his voice is almost sweet and saccharine as he asks what the two of you could possibly be so chummy over.

Nebuya: Jealousy doesn't come around very often for someone as self-assured and confident as Nebuya, but when it does it certainly looks ugly. He's got a heavy glare on his face and seems just a bit more aggressive than usual, not minding at all if he just so happened to accidentally bump into his teammate. Was it a shoulder check? No, of course not. But even if it was, he certainly did feel better after watching them tumble to the ground.

Hayama: There's a frown on his face and a whine in the back of his throat as Hayama approaches you chatting with his teammate. He's very forward, telling the both of you outright that he thinks it's time you spend some minutes doting on your boyfriend instead. He's already a rather clingy lover, but it gets a little worse when he's feeling jealous and he won't leave your side until those feelings fade. But you like it, right? Tell him you like it.

Hanamiya: It's toxic — he knows he's being toxic — but he point blankly tells his teammate to keep his friendly banter to himself, insisting that the only conversations to be had between the two of you be about your group project and nothing else. Even after his teammate leaves the two of you alone, Hanamiya doesn't seem to chill out and his glare then turns to you. It's almost as if he thought you would know better than to flirt like a whore.

[fairywithgremlintendencies]

Normally my flavour of queerness would be so powerful but Snapchat deemed me rizzless so

[mekanikaltrifle]

mods are asleep post no context yippee Snakey

[miracleghast]

cruppy hate page

[moogfox]

Tiktok sick pet scam

Hey y'all i recently found out about this scam on tiktok and its making me so angry - this person is using photos of an injured cat claiming they need money for vet bills but.. the photos are on over 100 accts with slight variations to the name, the name/age of the cat changes randomly (she's 3, no now she's 5! she's lily.. no.. she's named mama now), the day of the injury changes (she was attacked july 1st... july 22nd... august 4... whatever is most recent) and they are using 3 or more different venmo's and then deleting them as they go. its stealing from good hearted ppl who want to help a sick cat. PLEASE tell people about this and don't let your family or friends be scammed.

[zaiban2989]

I got those two idiots in a room. You're welcome 😂😂😂💚🧡

@z-mizcellaneous-z thanks for the introduction to character.ai ✨

[musicalmoritz]

I want so badly to write more short, slice-of-life TBHK fics but unfortunately I am a yapper so I end up overwriting (?) them and a fic that was meant to be 2k max turns into 5k. I am incapable of writing anything without a little bit of introspection