#DIVORCE WILL BE BRUTAL
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HELP GUYS
THEIR LOOKS
I WON'T SURVIVE THIS SEASON.
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mark can slap people now
#regretevator#regretavator mark#regretevator mannequin mark#regretevator wallter#roblox#roblox art#wallmark#i am so sorry#help#why is this my first regretavator fanart#gosh that divorce was brutal huh
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Everyone wants Crowley to spitefully say “ I forgive you” to Aziraphale in szn 3 and I see you, I vibe buuuuuut..
I think it would be so much more devastating to have him say it sincerely. Like somethings happened to Aziraphale. Worse then when the bookshop burned down. And all season Aziraphale has been trying to get Crowley to accept his apologies, to work together again, be together again but Crowley has been pushing him away out of anger. Internally, he wanted to accept Aziraphale back the moment he saw him, but his hurt and his pride wouldn’t allow it.
This all leads to Aziraphale facing The Danger alone and things go south. Crowley finds out too late. Always too late… he tries to get Aziraphale to respond to him, to move, to speak-something. But there’s no movement. Nothing that indicates he can hear Crowleys pleas. Crowley begs and sobs and tells him “I forgive you” and that they can finally be together but alas, Aziraphale can’t hear him now. He was too slow for once. And now too late
#and then blah blah blah book of life stuff Aziraphale comes back and they kiss happy ending#but before that ooooh it would be so brutal#also I think Crowley angrily calling Aziraphale Supreme Archangel would fill the spite angst quota#so now i need more Crowley fearing for aziraphale the way aziraphale has feared for Crowley for 6000 years#good omens#gomens#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorce#ineffable spouses
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The way how fire shows up every time during a major confrontation in lives of these characters.
And how we've already got a mere glimpse of it with Jayce and Viktor as well.
#this is going to get god damm brutal is it?#sorry for all the people who believe that there wont be any rage in jayvik divorce#i think Viktor ripping Jayce's arm off would have been the lightest out come#anyway this show is fucking insane i know you know it im just reminding you of that so you can still know#arcane spoilers#viktor arcane#jayce arcane#jayvik
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JasWit Divorce Court
WaT spoilers-
So the drama king can't just break up like a mere mortal.
He would have a divorce trial. Lightweave himself, and act as Jasnah's lawyer. Yell at himself for being a terrible boyfriend as the Lightwoven Wit has a nervous breakdown. Condemn his sexual failings and increasingly meta storytelling.
Design whines that this story is boring - not nearly enough lies.
Now both Wits are crying.
And Jasnah sits in the corner, asking if she really has to be here for this.
#stormlight archive#wind and truth#wat spoilers#jasnah kholin#hoid#wit cosmere#drama#Divorce court#He is probably exhausting#Jasnah is Queen she literally has to get back to work or people die Wit#Design is brutal#theatre#storytelling#self therapy#awkward#Can't I just leave?#please
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I love my fail wife, my fail husband in-law and our failboy adopted but also biological son. The fail family.
#those that flop together get ripped brutally apart my Zac brown and raked across the coals of motorsports divorce court I guess#I am…not okay
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
No- beauty is in the EYE of the BEHOLDING.
Also an alt. version based off of that one image. You know the one.
And the reference I used as well!
#This is my first like. actual colored piece of elias#and MAN do i like it#like. haha heyy Elias Bouchard head of the magnus institute... i heard you recently got divorced again...#this guy fucking sucks. im so in love with him#as i said to my friends; 'he's my favorite 50-something year old man. sorry dad'#art#artists on tumblr#digital artist#my art#the magnus archives#tma#the magnus archives fanart#tma fanart#elias bouchard#elias bouchard fanart#do i tag the beholding in this post?#i think i tag the beholding in this post.#the eye#the beholding#the ceaseless watcher#btw sorry for lying to you guys in the 'Wish you were here!' post. i never hated elias.#you could say that i. that im.#that im sorry for the decepti-#[gets brutally pipe murdered]
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dove caniry i don’t think your freak will ever be matched
#this woman watched magnolia be explicitly interested in incredibly nefarious practices & beliefs#(apparently) brutally yell at orion for being incompetent#show up in a pencil skirt heels and lab coat everyday#and CONTINUED to swoon and be smitten#so hard#that it went BEYOND divorce.#IT WENT ON SO HARD THAT SHE BROKE THE INFINITE UNIVERSE RULE.#THIS WOMAN.#dove#dove caniry#symbiosis#spicaze
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can't ship characters and just imagine them cuddling or kissing or whatever no i have to consider all the things that would cause a divorce instead
#i only ship characters so i can brutally tear them apart and honestly that's not even that much of a joke sdhgKJSDGH#i mean it doesn't HAVE to be divorce ..... sometimes one of them just dies....... whatever#but what if there was divorce and THEN one of them dies. Huh? Huh? What then. I'm so creative#NO MORE LOVE! BROKEN ASS MARRIAGE! HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND! etc#clamtalk#sorry i was listening to edgy music and was like ''wow this would fit character A and character B if they divorced''#and so. well
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hey osmosis jonesers you can read it here
#osmosis jones#oj draft script#MAKING THAT A TAG NOW BECAUSE. I NEED TO. I have plans. :3#this fuckign script was one or my roman empires actually#so if you ever wanted to know how a pg-13 osmosis jones wouldve gone…. here we go#personally im tagging any spoiler-ish art ill be making becuase I need to draw#one of the scenes where … no comment but holy shit. Ozzy you sad mother fucker#did i mention drix is more fleshed out here too. like he goes through severe self worth and identity issues as a manufactured creation and#yeah what the fuck!#ALSO T(RAX IS FUCKING BRUTAL??!28??!!? hes funny as hell thogurh in this#ozzy/leah divorce era is atcually real…. kills myself oooo ooo angst#also the parallels between the failing system of frank’s immunity and irl police systeMS ESPECIALLY DURIGN THE TIME OF WHEN THIS WAS WRITTE#TLDR. we couldve had it all. fuck the farelly brothers and fuck wb
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This past weekend my wife and I finished the last episode of the X-files, marking the end of an academic year-long journey to watch the entire series + reboot for the very first time from the start. But now it’s like…what do we do with our post-dinner TV hour??
#the x files#it’s fun how the end of my PhD program will always be marked by the X files as much as the brutal job market haha#also it’s funny having watched it totally divorced from fandom my wife and I have some opinions that are soooo opposed to many fan takes
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not me completely losing myself through marrying the wrong guy like gurl who even am i
#loool#not to sound dramatic#but like… honestly#the mind games were real#trying to go back to my old self#feels wrong but it’s acc fine n normal?!?#the dude was just … not it🫠#trauma of marrying someone n then going through a divorce#is brutal 🫠🫠🫠
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For Valentine's Day, it's time to get real about Silco and Singed and the unfulfilled emotional affair they've been carrying out for years. For years, likely over a decade these men have known each other. At first, they most certainly relied on each other out of convenience because who else would have these men that fell from grace?
A disgraced academic and a gangster betrayed by the one closest to him who's living on borrowed time. And yet they found eachother and made it work. Did anyone believe in the potential of Shimmer before Silco supported him? Were there any real pathways to successfully intimidate Piltover before Singed created Shimmer? The worst tragedies of their lives led them to one another, and through each other they enabled their drive and fruition of their deepest desires.
Through the years their partnership never waned, Singed didn't even have hard feelings towards Jinx over the explosion, Silco is comfortable to let her get a second opinion from him. I like to think when Silco adopted Jinx, it unlocked this last barrier to an emotional connection that Silco and Singed were capable of. It wasn't Silco and Singed's escapades in bastardry that enabled eachother's ruthless drive, it was the love both had for their children is what humanized them best to the other.
Now all I can think about is if after saving Jinx's life, when Singed learns that Silco died, he might feel frustration at losing a stable long-term partner. But when Singed learns that it was Jinx who killed Silco, he'll be relieved, because if one had to die that day, it's best for a parent to go than watch theor child do so, Singed can say from experience.
I don't know how to end this.
Tldr: Silco and Singed are the real old man yaoi of Arcane. Happy Valentine's Day!
#arcane#silco#singed arcane#sinco#two men work together for years supporting the other's spiral into brutality and depravity#it's a love story for the ages#singed is the shady doctor silco marries post zaundads divorce that vander is apprehensive to let the kids around#he's cool tho don't ask if he still has a medical degree
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Now Miss Nina...THOSE TAGS
i said what i said!
ALSO: i think he said "I-I Lo--" before he passed out </3
#yeah…yeah#whats a fanfic without a homoerotic fatal wounding right#also i am a richard siken gay#he is my favorite poet i model my image after him#jk is so there is a niche in his chest#where a heart could fit perfectly#and he thinks if he could just manuever one into place#Well Then#GAME OVER.#but no i know it was BRUTAL#LIKE RAVENSTAN JUST CAPPING SOMEONE#jk smirking w blood in his teeth litrally Dying like#that was a little sexy of u saint stan ;) xxx#rs like shut up shut up SHUT UP I HATE YOU I HATE YOU#I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU U STUPID FKN MAN#like I Cannot Do This Without You DO YOU UNDERSTAND#like you did it once and you’ll do it again baby#Suck It Up Sweetheart ;) xx ;-;#lol branch in my eye#also jk being a clown while being mortally wounded is my fav content bc hes trying to make rs laugh bc he knows#if he doesnt hes going to have a panic attack and not be able to breathe bc he is freaking asthma boy and never has his shit#so he is like fkn flatlinin and in SO MUCH PAIN but hes acting up but hes trying to distract stan so he doesnt hyperventilate :(#and he does the same thing in the divorce para like i think they have the exact conversation and rstan is like SMH#u Never Learn!! like no sir <3 never not once!! do u think im sexc do u want to kiss me...like Yes Absolutely bUt StILL MAD#*rstan inflicting pacifistic violence and flickin jk on the forehead or hitting him w a throw pillow patching him up*#Stop Hitting On Me >:c KLJDSksjd WHICH IS SO CUTE#and jkyle is just like YEESH EAAASY KILLA! CANtCHA SEE I GOT GLASS SKIN N PAYPA' BONES?! IM V SOFT N DELICATE#WHICH IS SO UNSERIOUS he also was such an Ayshole when rstan did it and went OWwW so rs kissed him on the forehead#BY ACCIDENT HES NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT It WAS DIABLOLICAL AS FUCK HE WAS SO PROUD TOO SMH#rS LIKE UUU ARE SO ANNOYING I HAtE U ( me when i lie ) jk like yayaya anyways can i have a second one yk For My OCD <3 jAAAAAILLL!
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i’ve requested something twice because i wasn’t sure if you got it but i figured it would’ve been posted by now. if you don’t want to write it just say so
Well hello anon. Now, to be honest this comes across as very entitled.....but it may not have been meant that way so, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and kinda give you a peak into my life as of today......
Number one- I work a full time job, so I'm pretty constantly running around work like a maniac at any given time.
Number 2- I have 3 children.... all girls and one who is autistic, so to say they take a pretty decent amount of time is an understatement.
Number 3- now, not many people know about this, but I'm going to share it with you just so you can get the entire picture..... i am currently going through a divorce from my husband of 17 years because he decided to "meet" other women if you get my drift.
Soooooo, I am now working, taking care of 3 children, and dealing with the emotional fallout that comes with 17 years of my life washed down the drain for some passing fancy and doing all of it BY MYSELF. my mom passed away last year, my step father stopped speaking to me about a month after, I have no contact with my biological father because he's a toxic pos who decided I wasn't good enough because I'm not a male, my brothers took his side. I have only a few close friends I speak to on the regular so everything is sitting and swirling in my head non stop.
Now don't get me wrong, I love and adore ALL of my followers, ALL of my asks, ALL of you guy's requests are very very important to me. I'm working towards getting them done, I really am. But I'm not a machine. I can't pump out fics like it's nothing. I put alot of thought into each one, I make sure eveyone gets exactly what they ask for.
So I guess all I'm asking is be patient with me, because I am trying.
#sorry anon#anon asks#im trying so hard#im tryin my best#divorce sucks#be patient with me#life is brutal
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rip daniel mauser i know you would've been devastated watching marge and homer break up in the simpson's movie
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