#DIVORCE FOR THE WIN

[clockoftheheart]

I CAN FINALLY DROP THIS VERSE 🔥🔥

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that percy and annabeth have a relationship contract they made after they got together once the war came to pass. they outlined it on paper in percy's bedroom. typed up a final draft using sally's laptop. and printed out and laminated it at the local library on their two month anniversary. and they abide by it like it's the law.

[raevenswritingdesk]

Me, knowing fine rightly that Jayce and Viktor are (and always have been) THEE toxic gay exes of League lore:

Also me, watching s2 ep 6 of Arcane:

[dr-wormman]

I don't know what to write for a caption just look at them

[ccxssi]

Happy birthday Amok Time

[phoenixkaptain]

Everytime I think about Obi-Wan and Anakin it’s like- I don’t ship them so much as I think they should be together at all times. I think tcw had a point, actually, and the two of them should just. Always be together. I think Anakin is Obi-Wan’s hope in an increasingly difficult life and I think Obi-Wan is Anakin’s tie to humanity when he most feels like a monster. They are intrinsically combined, from the very first movie where Obi-Wan dies at Vader’s hands with a peaceful expression.

It’s Obi-Wan begging Luke not to see Anakin in Vader while Vader searches Luke to see some sign of Obi-Wan. It’s Obi-Wan calling Anakin another pathetic lifeform to Obi-Wan being unable to process the idea of Anakin being anything but good. It’s Anakin awkwardly (adorably) shaking Obi-Wan’s hand to Anakin awkwardly (adorably) bringing up Obi-Wan during conversations with the woman he wants to seduce.

It’s Obi-Wan knowing how to fix Artoo and Obi-Wan teasing Anakin about Artoo. It’s Anakin’s first thought on losing his lightsaber being “Obi-Wan’s going to be mad at me again” and Anakin laughing when Obi-Wan tells him to drive better.

The prequel trilogy is so fascinating because my favourite parts are always Anakin and Obi-Wan. The parts I think about the most often are those parts with Anakin and Obi-Wan. The relationship between these two drives the entirety of the plot of the prequels, to the point that the literal birth mother of the main characters of the original trilogy is all but forgotten in the third movie.

It’s. Obi-Wan spending years watching over Luke because Luke reminds him of Anakin, never approaching because what if Luke really does turn out to be like Anakin…?

It’s Vader assuming that Obi-Wan taught Luke to fight, because who else could teach a Skywalker?

It’s Obi-Wan accepting all the blame for the people he knew best, the people who were basically his family, all dying.

It’s Vader keeping Obi-Wan’s lightsaber in a parallel to Obi-Wan keeping Anakin’s.

They are just. Mutually Obsessed. Obi-Wan held up Anakin and said “this is my whole personality now” and Anakin responded with “neato, same.” They bicker like an old married couple. Anakin can’t imagine even thinking about leaving Obi-Wan behind. Obi-Wan tells Anakin point-blank that he’s a good Jedi who deserves to be a Master.

I ship them because like. The universe? Does?? They are destined to be by each other, in life and in death. They support and sustain each other. There was probably eepy Force magic stuff that made Anakin into a Force ghost because Obi-Wan wanted him to be one.

How else can I explain it? They were made for each other. Like. Literally. They should never be separated. Look what happened when they did separate in universe. They are a nuclear bomb. They have to stay together or the galaxy gets the worst of it, and that’s just canon, somehow.

[king-wyrmwood]

I had a dream last night that Grian, Jimmy and Scott were the final three. Grian somehow died to a pig (just a normal pig) and Scott was so busy laughing about it that Jimmy killed him with no trouble.

Apollo please let this be the gift of prophecy it would be so funny

[huggywuggysuppy]

Gem leaving out in her vid Pearl’s “I want us to be friends, you know Scar and I were allied at the end of Secret, why are you so cranky, I haven’t tried to kill you once this season, you’re telling me we could’ve been friends all along but you wanted drama?” But Pearl keeping it in mnmnmmn Gem wants to seem spontaneously forgiving and like she’s made no real grievances while Pearl is genuinely hurt/confused by Gem’s sudden cold shoulder this season. The drama is manufactured for content, sure, but the way they’re telling it diverging like this…

[creloisebrainrot]

no one talk to me i'm off to find cressida cowper and give her the life she deserves because CLEARLY not even eloise will

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Custody Battle: START

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[majubengel]

RedHawk!

[marrfixated]

Okay so maybe I am less sick than yesterday at least

[that-sweet-jester]

aziraphale had to improvise

[faithinlouisfuture]

literally nobody cares buuuuut i am so winning on every front today landoscar seated together, carlando and norapinto squished together for the group photo and lewis posting the many faces of lando on main AND max’ comment on lando’s post norstappen my beloved being messyyyy together!!! 😭 I AM BEING FED

[maroonmannequin]

my only prediction before wild life even started was hoping either gem and joel to win. not only did they team up, but gem also tweeted this out

[vault--of--amber]

jayce and vi parallels are everything to me... they try to save the people around them and end up dooming them even further. they have a goal and the only thing to stop them from reaching for it is unwavering, dog-like loyalty. they are asked again and again if they would still love viktor/cait/jinx/vander even if theyre almost completely unrecognizable and the answer is always yes. they make terrible decisions at every turn and they dont quite save everyone in the end but they do, through sheer stubbornness, force them to be loved. theyre even gay. and stupid