#DID HE JUST

[marblejack]

kys

© Barbatos

[deusfoundry]

reacting to zayne's secret times audio sudden rain IM ABOUT TO BE SO ANNOYING

post-secret times notes: can i kill myself like actually oh my god this was so soft ... EXPECT ZAYNE FLUFF DRABBLES IN THE CAR SOON

OH INFOLD YOU KNEW I WAS A ZAYNE DOMESTIC FLUFF ENJOYER

HEHHEHEHRHEHE

DID YOU JUST SAY WE TO YOUR COLLEAGUE

im actually so unwell im sorry SOBRANG OA

FUCK IM GONA KILL MYSELF

the way he says these particular lines can he kill me oh my god why is he so soft spoken

OH SHIT WE'RE IN A CAR???? WE'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC JAM WITH ZAYNE??????

GOD THE WAY HE SPEAKS WITH SO MUCH CARE HSWBJSJSS I WANT ME A ZAYNE

HE LEANED IN TO HELP W RECLINING THE CAR SEAT IM GONNA BE SO SICK

[xbuster]

WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN

[swan2swan]

did

did King Ghidorah just leave?

[dicktat]

AJNQJWMMWNWKKWKSKKEJEJENNSMWMWMWMSMSMSMMWMSMWWME GUYS HELP

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

The worst trauma comes from those who you love

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Okay, but hear me out -- what if his parents weren't usually red and blue?

[gothamitee]

What will you be tonight? That’s the question

[redsray]

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

[julnites]

Red riding hood comic collab with the wonderful @yeehawpim (go check out their blog for loads of great comics!) 🌷 See the layouts he did here!