#DH/MIS

[bimobuddy]

Beans

Tickle Fic

DHMIS

Switch!Red guy, Switch!Duck

Got this idea from seeing a bunch of Fanart where Red has toe beans and I thought it was adorable

SFW!

CW: This fic is centered around toe-beans, and I understand some people don't like feet (myself included, but I'm fine with writing this one fic) so if that's not your cup of tea, you may want to skip past this post.

They had just finished up a lesson about anatomy from one of the teachers, and now all three were back at home, unwinding from the day's events. As you can imagine, a lesson about anatomy to them probably didnt go great, but there was one thing that Duck kept replaying over and over in his head.

At one point, the teacher was explaining how everyone has similar parts, but they can be different. As an example, he pointed out how Duck and Red both had feet, but where Duck's feet were bird like, Red's had pads on the bottom, poking them for demonstration. But when he poked them, Red almost seemed to twitch and huff, pulling his leg away.

One could say this was a reaction of irritation since they didn't want to participate in the lesson anyway, but Duck had a feeling it was something different. He looked over at Red, who had both feet firmly planted against the floor. He always sat like this, so that probably explained why he didn't know Red had toe-beans in the first place.

"Why didn't you ever tell us you had paw pads?" He asked. Red gave Duck a questioning look. "Why would I? I mean, people don't just talk about their bodies, it's weird." Duck huffed and crossed his arms. Red let out a light chuckle, "What? Are you offended I never told you that my feet looked like that?"

Duck looked at the taller being. "Yes, I am." Red rolled his eyes, knowing Duck was just being dramatic as usual. "And why is that?" "It's withholding information from the leader of the group."

"You're not the leader, we don't have a leader-"

"Well I'm the dad-"

"You're not the dad, we've been over this, I'm the dad."

"We can both be the dads."

Red tilted his head. "We can both be the dads? To who, that other one?" He asked, referring to Yellow. Duck nodded. "Yes, he's the pet, and you know how some people call their pets their 'kids,' right?"

Red rolled his eyes again, deciding not to argue about that. There was no point with Duck. However, back to the original argument. "I didn't 'withhold information' from you, there's just no point in you knowing about... those. So why would I even bring it up? I mean, what would you even do with that information?"

Duck thought back to their lesson from earlier. "Well why did you react the way you did when that guy touched them?" He asked. Red seemed to tense up, looking away, refusing to make eye contact. "I don't know what you mean, I didn't react." "Yes you did-" "I don't want to talk about it."

Duck frowned and got out of his chair, deciding to take matters into his own feathered hands. He grabbed Red's foot and lifted it, quickly poking at the pads before Red could protest. He gave the same reaction as last time, twitching and huffing out a small laugh, trying to pull his foot away but Duck had a tight grip on it.

"They're ticklish!"

"No they're nohot, leheave me alohone!"

"If you truly wanted me to leave you alone, you wouldn't have beans."

"Dohon't cahall them thahahat, it's weheird-"

Deciding to have more fun with this new found discovery, Duck continued to poke and squish and flutter over the beans. Red snorted (actually snorted) and gripped the arms of his chair, pulling on his leg. "Lehehehet gohohoho, ihihit tihihihickles," he giggled. "That's the point, dummy, I like how your laugh sounds, I want to hear more of it."

Now both being tickled and flustered, Red just brought his hands up to cover his face and muffle the sounds of his giggles. How was Duck this strong, he was barely half the size of Red. He let out a surprised squeal when Duck squeezed his knees without warning, and now he was fighting with himself to not accidentally kick his bird-friend across the room.

"Nahahahahaha! Nohohoho nahahahat thehehere!" He laughed, his cheeks almost glowing under his hair. "Oh not here? Would you prefer I go back to here?" Duck teased, grabbing his foot again and pressing the pads like they were buttons. Red giggled up a Storm and lightly kicked his leg again. "Nohohoho!"

Before Duck could switch places again, Red leaned down and scooped him up with ease. He just held him for a moment, catching his breath and getting his extra giggles out.

Duck smiled nervously and tried to wiggle out of his friend's hold. "Eheh.. No hard feelings? I mean, you can't exactly blame me, YOU'RE the one who hid them for so long." He said.

Red plopped Duck down in his lap and started to scritch at his sides. Duck jolted and tried to squirm away, putting up more of a fight than Red did. "AH! NOHohohoho cuhuhuhut ihit ohohout! Thihihis isn't fahahahair!" He laughed.

"Oh but it was fair when you did it to me, but not when I do it to you?" Red asked, switching his hands to gently clawing at his tummy. Duck, lost in his giggle fit, only nodded, confirming Red's question.

When Red lightly pinched his hips, Duck squirmed like his life depended on it, and shrieked out in shrill laughter, causing Red to stop and chuckle. "Yohou're so dramatihic!"

Duck's face burned with embarrassment, as he crossed his arms. "I am not! My hips are just-" He huffed, not knowing what to come up with. Red giggled a bit longer, adding to Duck's embarrassment.

"Well at least I don't have squishy tickle beans." He said. Red just latched his hands back onto his sides, sending Duck into another round of giggles.

[cloudysfluffs]

I love the way you drew Sam and Max in your art style! I hope you do more tk art of them (no pressure though draw what you want)

there is nothing id rather draw for you anon!!!! i LOVE making art of these two <3333333333

(dont worry, sam's got a sneaky way of escaping)

(ns//fw and/or fetish blogs please dni🙏🙏)

[chibifox2002]

God I'd love to someday make a series where everything looks cutesy and wholesome but the more it progresses the more fucked up it gets...

[mtsodie]

forcing myself to write scripts for my comics ...

[coillededhuilean]

“....Hmph.”

Things have quieted down in the damn place at least. Shocking, really, considering the nature of what’s actually happened to Chaldea. Many new faces, more than he’d like--But it means others will focus on them rather than those in the shadows.

[999moreyears]

NOT ENOUGH HORROR. it's very good much higher production much better but I miss the old like. how it was in s1 ig?

[aajjks]

you best go reread mi role play if you want him on the blink of death because it’s about time we risk yns life and you still refuse so 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I am telling you that she’s gonna carve the baby out of her so….. also the mi one was really fun

[coffeeastronaut]

WHERES CORVO IN A FEMINIST

[relnicht]

gaelic makes me want to die sometimes

[jujuygrafico]

Se lanzó 500 becas formativas para que jóvenes tengan su primer empleo digital

Se lanzó 500 becas formativas para que jóvenes tengan su primer empleo digital

Se lanzó 500 becas formativas para jóvenes denominado “Hacia mi Primer Empleo Digital” y busca favorecer la competitividad de los recursos humanos en el desarrollo de capacidades y competencias acordes al nuevo paradigma de la economía basado en el conocimiento. Podrán acceder estudiantes de 16 a 25 años, de los últimos años de la Educación Secundaria Orientada, tecnicaturas superiores o…

[a-very-tired-jew]

So we all saw the MIT sukkah and how bad that was.

Are you ready for NYU’s?

Because not only is it bad, but the persons behind it are either Jews with no connection whatsoever to their culture and can’t be bothered to do a basic fact check or it’s goyim who can’t be bothered to do a basic fact check.

That’s right. It says “l’chaim intifada” on their post. Yes, the structure is made out of wood. Good job for not using an event tent as the base like MIT. But you've built it under a tree, a no-no, and just said “To life intifada” on your “solidarity” sukkah poster.

That’s as bad as the backwards Hebrew.

It’s a nonsense phrase and makes no sense.

So what else is in the post?

Points 1 through 3 are standard for these organizations. Others that have more experience regarding the legalities of these asks have broken down why it won't happen for 1 and 2.

Point 3 is just xenophobic and discriminatory, and shows the hypocrisy of these orgs. I hate whataboutisms, but this same academic boycott is not being held for other countries that have committed or are committing comparable or worse actions. I have not seen calls to boycott Russian, Chinese, or Iranian academics and condemn research alliances or remote campuses.

Why is it only Israel?

(we know why)

Points 4 and 5 are what we expect as well. But here's the thing. Point 4? So much research and innovation comes through military contracts and funding. Medical entomology alone is reliant on massive funding from the military and was actually established by the US Military as well. The break throughs in treatments for vectored diseases typically come from their projects.

This is going to piss people off. But cutting funding projects that are associated with our military industrial complex is actually really bad for innovation, research, and scientific advancement.

"They can get the funds elsewhere".

No the fuck they cannot. Tell me you know nothing about research in academia without telling me.

But sure, cut funding to things associated with the MI-complex. I'm sure the DHS and DOD projects that are working on medical innovations will definitely help "Free Palestine".

Point 5 states it is "No Normalization", but the text reads more that they want to undo the Find Out portion of the Fuck Around they've been doing all year. As well as redefine antisemitism the way they want so that their dog whistles can be allowed and then it gets to the normalization thing. Which is just a way of saying they don't want peace. I'm not surprised as normalization processes lead to peace, and these groups don't want that. We've seen them eschew peace repeatedly and endorse violence.

But they'll tell you they're a peace movement.

Point 6 is just odd to include. 1 through 5 are standard, but 6 gets into the academic pay scale and structure and that just feels tacked on. It's trying to put a rider to ban abortion at the back end of the agricultural bill. It's trying to say "while I have you attention, also this."

I'll be the first one to say the academic pay structure is fucked and needs to be overhauled (The Cali University system has had multiple protests because Professors can't afford to even live in the cities they teach in). But putting pay structure issues onto this is just "everything relates to Gaza!" nonsense. We've seen countless occurrences of these activists trying to link any and every movement and concern to I/P throughout the year and it's just ridiculous.

Also note the text "expanding further into the city and across the globe" makes it seem like they view the university they are attending as a colonizer as well. If such is the case, and they're against colonization as vehemently as they attest to, then why are they still attending as their tuition is funding colonization? Yes, this is a "why don't you leave" argument, but they have the option to drop out or transfer. It's not leaving the USA, it's leaving or changing schools (and that's much more doable).

Point 7 isn't really a point. It's the same thing we've seen from anti-Israel groups across college campuses in the USA a long time. The problem is that they deny Zionism/Zionist has become a major dog whistle that has a history of being one ever since the Soviet era. Is every instance of anti-Zionism antisemitism? Of course not. But because major antisemitism groups, militias, and governments have used it for decades as a cover it is often viewed as such.

There's no denying that.

The problem is that you have college kids who are earnest in their beliefs that they don't see how they're being manipulated to use said dog whistles. It's especially worse when it comes to anti-Zionist Jews because they will say/endorse absolutely horrendous antisemitic rhetoric while justifying it through "Don't worry, I'm a Jew".

Unfortunately the sukkah they've built and the "L'chaim Intifada" brings in to question how Jewish they are. Even secular Jews would know that L'chaim means "To Life" by simply existing within our culture. So they're either extremely detached and didn't fact check, they're religious Jews who don't know enough Hebrew and didn't fact check, or they're goyim who are cosplaying as Jews and didn't fact check.

Initially I was leaning towards the detached as being behind this as I personally know several detached Jews who are using their ethnicity to defend antisemitism in NYC and by these groups. And because this is NYU it's more than likely that detached Leftist Jews are behind this with support from goyim than simply goyim alone. Which shows how little is know of our culture in general and means they really shouldn't be relied upon as arbiters of what is offensive to Jews and what isn't.

However, there is nothing Jewish about what they post. They even have photos of them in the sukkah and there's not a single kippah in sight. It's all keffiyehs. You'd think that if they wanted to show solidarity there'd be some variation in garb. You'd think that if they wanted to show that Jewish religious traditions and culture are welcoming that you'd have some visibly Jewish persons in your sukkah sitting side by side with keffiyeh wearing activists in this "solidarity sukkah"

But there's not.

Now this isn't to say I know who is behind this group, who the members are, or what the agenda is.

But this organization has only existed since November 2023, regularly cross posts with NYU SJP, and endorsed/justified 10/7 as well as the anniversary events celebrating it.

Come to your own conclusions as you will, but I know what I think.

[chrislaplante]

BRONTE'S COMFORT LIST

comfort food(s): pizza, tortas “ahoga perros”, corn “at-home-street-style”, nachos, chicken nuggets, beef taquitos, lentils, etc.

comfort drink(s): honestly? water. lol horchata and coca cola.

comfort movie(s): the exorcist, the terminator, the exorcism of emily rose, split, drive, foxfire, brainscan, constantine, candyman, the rocky films, the ip man films, the star wars (eps 1-6 & rogue one) films, school of rock, donnie darko, 8 mile, the crow, gus van sant’s last days, jeepers creepers, awake, secret window, pet sematary (1&2), rosemary’s baby, my soul to take, child’s play, psycho, the texas chainsaw massacre (remake), jaws, scream, the craft, the lost boys, edward scissorhands, beetlejuice, the matrix, american werewolf in london, the cabinet of dr caligari, zodiac, red dragon, rambo/first blood, insidious (1,2&5), the Halloween franchise, the Friday the 13th franchise, the a nightmare on elm street franchise (with remake), the evil dead (& remake), gremlins, ghostbusters (1&2), silent night deadly night, the amityville horror, my friend dahmer, murder by numbers, sinister, twister, twisted nerve, natural born killers, behind the mask, the sixth sense, Alice in wonderland, peter pan, dumbo, bambi, the land before time, the sword in the stone, the aristocats, the beauty and the beast, etc.

comfort show(s): bob’s burgers, dexter, sons of anarchy, 21 jump street, renegade, stephen king’s rose red, salem’s lot, american horror story (first two seasons), tales from the crypt, daria, catfish, the twilight zone, criminal minds, the x files, the green hornet, etc.

comfort clothing: ripped jeans, baggy (oversized) tees, baggy (oversized) hoodies, cargo pants and shorts, plaid button-ups, sweatpants (joggers), overall pants, long socks, sneakers, combat boots, trench coats, “grandpa” or “80s dad” sweaters, bunny slippers, sandals with socks, the occasional dress or romper, etc.

comfort song(s): what’s up (4 non blondes), stan (eminem), vampires will never hurt you (mcr), darkside (bring me the horizon), disgusting semla (morbid), one (metallica), the hunger (distillers), burn (the cure), oye mi amor (mana), afuera (caifanes), jeremy (pearl jam), numb (linkin park), nightcall (kavinsky), etc.

comfort book(s): red dragon, the wasp factory, frankenstein, damien echols’ autobiography, darkly dreaming dexter, joyland (sk), into the wild, the jedi quest book series, the i am not a serial killer book series, the crow (comic), the exorcist, salem’s lot, drive, constantine (film novelization), hellblazer (comics), per yngve ohlin (clem petit-huguenin), lots of old dh darth vader comic runs, etc.

comfort game(s): battleship, guess who, perfection, operation, ouija, “baseball” (card game), checkers, chinese checkers, puzzles, dark lore, the golden ticket, duck hunt, hog.warts legacy, etc.

stolen from: @walkeddeath. framing: @k4rlsson, @freakarus, @strigoix / @miercolaes, @morb1dg1rl, @wastrels, @liraspins, @likeorpheus, @stringmastery, @hangtenn, @nuks, @andtheylive, @absentpublic, @00sgoth, @punkzombie, @popularmxnster, @mrdelroy, @allevils, @getslashed, @bloodykneestm, @helvehte, @helltoraise, @facepeeled, @cheekypriest, @v011d, @roznrot, @poisonedfire, @butscrewmefirst, @notimminent, @sweets1n, @daensuse, @horrorface, + you.

[valkyrie1366669]

"The feeling is more than mutual." He leans a little closer. "Seek your bedroll when you are ready- but do not expect much sleep." His voice lowered while his eyes remained directly on her.

She sucks the inside of her cheek between her teeth while nodding. "That a promise, hefjor(bear)?"

"You speak Dwarven?" He regains his posture while crossing his arms casually.

"A few words and slurs. But I feel I may have to disclaim something." A little embarrassed, but it has to be said. She's been pent up. And that... that's either going to be a good thing or something potentially dangerous.

"Such as?" His brows quirk up in confusion.

"Halsin, I... I'm not saying no or that I expect, erm, particular things. But, I need a safe word. I don't feel- I suppose rabid would be the best word. But, I put a few scars on Astarion unintentionally from either teeth or nails... I don't mean to get carried away, but it can be difficult. Especially being pent up even by choice. I don't like it at times as I feel I'm gambling with it if I get too carried away. Sometimes I do things, upon permission of course. Some of what I do like would make certain people uncomfortable but pleasurable. But mainly, I ain't ever want to hurt you or make you uncomfortable." Didn't give a shit how pent-up she was. She had to be clear about what may not likely happen, but just in case.

"Hmm, I see." Humming along with a nod as he listened to her. He acknowledges the warning while keeping a neutral face.

"What?"

"Nothing. I just like being right that you are resourceful." He grins like a Cheshire. He leans down to her good ear. The Druid's tone shifts to a more seductive one. "Cedar, ach chan eil mi a 'smaoineachadh gur mise am fear a dh' fheumas facal sàbhailte a-nochd. Chan eil mòran a chumas suas rium. Agus tha mi an dùil toirt ort crith-thalmhainn fodha. Chan eil mi ag iarraidh bacadh sam bith ort, mo chridhe. Tha mi a' cur luach air a' ghluasad-bodhaig, mo vixen. (Cedar, but I do not think I will be the one needing a safe word tonight. Not many can keep up with me. And I plan on making you quake under me. I want no restrictions from you, my heart. I do appreciate the gesture, my vixen.)" He growls a little at the end.

The Blood Arch Druidess's freckled cheeks are flush with a light pink hue. Since he wants to play, let's play. "Tha e math dhut rudan a ghabhail os làimh. Thathas a' teagasg barrachd anatomy na Draoidhean fala na rud sam bith eile. Chan fheum mi eadhon suathadh air na sònaichean erogenous follaiseach gus do dhèanamh Euphoric. (It's cute of you to assume things. Blood Druids are taught more anatomy than anything else. I don't even have to touch the obvious erogenous zones to make you Euphoric.)" Gwynnistri purrs before she leaves her new lover to process her response. There was a little glint of gold in his eyes before leaving him.

[ipalabrasdelalma]

“Querido amorcito hermoso, quiero que sepas que soy muy feliz a tu lado y que cada día que pasa me enamoro más de ti , de tu forma de ser, de tu forma de querer y de cómo me haces sentir, me gusta perderme en tus ojos chiquitos que hacen que me vuelva loquito, que el brillo de tus ojos refleja la alegría de los míos, y mi corazón enloquece con cada beso tuyo, se llena de emoción y se corta mi respiración, y al mismo tiempo me grita, dalo todo por ese amor, no importa si morimos ya conocimos el verdadero amor”•❤️

#DH

[mtsodie]

MAN i should draw bugsnax more often ...

[accio-victuuri]

DH visits Liu Dachui 🎤 { is BJYX real? }

So someone posted a “summary” of what she said during the live as follows:

1. Will Wang Yibo participate in Street Dance Six?

Du Hua: Confidential

2. Du Hua’s favorite Lehua artist is Wang Yibo

3. CX will join the group next

4. Is Bojun Yixiao real?

Du Hua: Yes

Liu Dachui: This is Mr. Du’s answer, everyone think for themselves!

( I will talk about this part later cause this summary is deceiving. )

5. What did Du Hua say to Yang Mi

Du Hua: No news, just chatting!

6. Du Hua and Long Danni are friends, not enemies. The two exchanged messages on WeChat on the spot.

She also talked about MMQ and her previous relationship, like how she said to break up because the guy is unreliable.

Okay, so let’s talk about the most important point here. #4 which is about BJYX. Let’s get this out of the way, none of them said BJYX. It was only alluded to. What he said was something like “is (….) true?”then the assistant off cam said “four letter word” and anyone’s guess is as good as mine what it is referring to. What’s more sus about all this is how Du Hua answered without answering at all.

Now let’s talk about what this could all mean….

I honestly don’t know what she’s thinking by guesting on this paparazzi’s livestream but it’s her call so whatever. I guess this is her way of getting some exposure, and it worked cause she’s on the hot search right now, 2 entries. Maybe she is also realizing that it’s important to have some sort of “relationships” with these pap streamers cause one way or another — she might need their help.

As for BJYX, it’s either A. she cannot admit because it’s real and it’s really not her place to confirm relationships like that. B. it’s not real but she wants to be neutral about it cause cpfs are also a part of the fandom or C. she just didn’t answer cause it’s a livestream — why would she give that kind of personal information related to her artist? tho wyb was not mentioned at all. i think both of them knew what the subject was about. There may be other reasons but this is what’s at the top of my head right now 😌

No matter how much the general population of the fandom ( both solo and cpf ) hate Du Hua, you have to admit that she knows waaaaay more about WYB, both personal and professional than we do. I have to say the way she answered it that way is interesting. Some say she’s also careful not to “anger” cpfs because they are a part of WYB’s fan group. Remember what happened to the recent YH concert? Didn’t CP fans dominate? I’m sure she saw that and what CPFs can do. But i’m not saying that BJYX is a business operation on either side. It’s just that they are celebrities and their personal life, no matter how hard they try to keep private is gonna be influenced by their career. They have to be careful. We talk about how they sometimes leave us candies intentionally, and that’s an example. A balance of keeping things private but also leaving some clues when they wanna show off.

I mean, DH is the last person I will trust to tell me if BJYX is real or not. I’d rather leave that decision to whoever is on this fandom. Answer that question yourself. But I have to say that this incident will definitely be added in BJYX history. It’s really making me think about the whole “open secret” angle we’ve been saying about them.

Anyway, we can think about this all we want but the clowning will continue as usual. I honestly prefer piecing together cpns than try to explain what certain people in their life say about their relationship. 🙃🙃🙃

-END.