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❝ YU wants to use 𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐓 as an 𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚?? HMPH the audacity to EVEN! make that 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓 . . . ❞
[ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ✦ ] IT’S YU HERE ! ˃ᴗ˂
─── ⊹𓂅 welcome to 520cafe my loves !! my name is YU and i’m a suffering college student who is also SEASIAN (jolly jolly jollibee jolly jolly) 、 thank you so much for interacting with me or even just checking out my blog, i appreciate every interaction so feel free to talk to me about whatever ~ (as long as it’s appropriate yk) my ask box is always open, i don’t bite :D
. . . basic dni criteria 、 this blog is a safe space so please just be a decent and open-minded person while you’re here, don’t spread your negativity or bigotry here. i won’t respond to any asks that makes me/would make others feel uncomfortable too.
. . . before you follow 、 there are times when i’m extremely active and times when i’m completely inactive (college is beating my ass) and i often ramble about my interests !!
HERE WE GO, SHE’S RAMBLING AGAIN . . .
─── ⊹𓂅 so you totally want to know more about my interests right ? >:) when it comes to games, i am currently playing: genshin impact, honkai star rail, tears of themis, project sekai and ensemble stars. i also listen to quite a large range of music, i really enjoy listening to and talking about music !
. . . GENSHIN ! scaramouche (sane DERANGED™ scaramouche fan) kazuha, furina, hu tao, xiao, albedo, kaeya.
. . . HONKAI STAR RAIL ! dan heng (love at first sight with this mf) jing yuan, blade, serval, kafka, himeko.
. . . OTHER LIKES ! artem wing, kagehira mika, sakuma ritsu, sakuma rei, sakasaki natsume, narukami arashi, lesserafim, new jeans, red velvet, tomorrow x together, dvwn, dean, keshi, dpr ian, beabadobee, mitski, laufey, vocaloid, hex haywire, alban knox.
❝ WHAT 、 can’t fall 𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 with ME around ??hehe ❞
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Arthur Lester moodboard
#In descending from left to right We've got: distressed- manic- sobbing- plotting- deranged and and John I need you to fucking listen to me™#the one in the bottom right is John btw#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#john malevolent#malevolent arthur#john doe malevolent#malevolent john
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Ace Attorney crossover where, in very typical Phoenix Wright fashion, he's neglected to find out WHO IN HELL his newest client is until he's sitting right across from him at the detention center's visitation room, and he's forced to confront the fact that he's going to bat for a murderous clown who IS innocent this time around
Aka: Ace Attorney crossover, but ClownPierce is his client--
#yea so im cooking chat#can you SEE the vision#phoenix panicking bc clowns assassin status is a secret told with OPEN doors — everyone knows it but nobody can prove it#clown being the most respectful client phoenix has ever had and somehow STILL the most deranged#something something clownzy at some point bc these bad bitches cant be kept appart from each other#uhhhhhh the real killer isssss oh man idk. fuckin. uh#what would be the funniest option???#reddoons? ashswag?? minutetech maybe??? idk man I've not watched lifesteal enough to know the dynamics#in my head the real killer is branzy who gets away with it and only did it bc he was trying to court clown with that#(bc OFC he would)#and takes them all out on a dinner as an apology#maya is all in for whatever the fuck is this weird shit going on#she's having the time of her life#maya is like. using clown as a climbing gym and speaking to him and doing her weird medium tricks with him#he's probably teaching her how to use a knife and how to disarm a man thrice her size in 20 different ways#the only reason phoenie isn't stopping him is bc he's still kinda traumatized from the whole matt engarde debacle#i think the only infinitely funnier option to this is if BRANZY is the defendant#mostly bc clown bursting into the court waiting room to chastise branzy and make sure hes okay and be menacingly standing in a corner is-#-my personal peak comedy honestly#also just bc phoenix would get constant peeks at the bloodthirsty creature living in his veins...#also is it peek? peak? peek right???#fuck english#just.#imagine it#phoenix being mildly terrified of what everyone considers is a wet poodle lost in ikea#anyway#demon rambles™#ace attorney#ace attorney phoenix wright#clownpierce
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mizu is not a butch ... mizu is a mean femboy twink
#transmasc nonbinary mlm mizu get behind me NEOWW#“mizu is a woman” i mean yeah but mizu is also a feminine man. hope this helps.#i must be clear that this is a JOKE#but i do seriously interpret mizu as nonbinary. she just doesnt know it & will never care to find out cuz too focused on the Horrors™#taimizu = a mean deranged twink obsessed with vengeance x a very bitchy uptight bisexual man with a bald spot#once you see it that way suddenly it's like your third eye is open your skin will be clear and your crops will be watered#fandom.rtf#shut up haydar
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parents are gone on a cruise. time to tear through my room looking for the tatting shuttles i know i bought years ago and am 95% sure are not lost to The Old House
#textiles#tatting#rosie babbles#*red string corkboard voice* you see if i can get good enough at tatting i can make little bits of lace jewelry and such#which i can THEN see if the cutesy little coffee shop that makes a point to sell local artists' works would be willing to buy from me and#then sell or straight-up sell for me or however the fuck it works and THEN on the slim chance that everything has gone to plan so far i#CONTINUE DOING THIS until such time as i have Wheels™ and then KEEP GOING SOME MORE until i either have a stable non-craft job#or i'm stable enough doing This that my parents will stop treating me like a ''lazy entitled asshole''#anyway. it is after midnight and i am feeling the mental illness in this chilis tonight#it's either this or feet pics. and late-night-deranged me and daytime-deranged me are violently clashing over whether or not to do the feet#pics thing but they're in complete agreement over the tatting thing
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rubs my grubby little hands together because i think i may have figured out how to send my son to prison in my main canon too
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Fuck it, weird-yet-galaxy-brain take is that Love Is War is rom-com Death Note, but not in regard to the ship that everyone thinks, and what I mean by this is that Kaguya and Miyuki are NOT the lighthearted lower-stakes rom-com version of Light and L, they're the lighthearted lower-stakes rom-com version of Near and Mello.
#NO THINK ABOUT IT#they both want the same end result but achieving that result gets wrapped up in the idea of 'winning' against the other person#history of academic rivalry#they each have qualities the other lacks-and thus together become greater than the sum of their individual traits#the one seen as 'weird' and/or 'cringe-y' was willing to reach out at one point and the other person wouldn't let themselves accept it#because of their personal psychological issues#the rivalry is more the result of unfortunate external influences rather than any actual ideological conflict#issues that come from inheriting a title and making your own name for yourself despite an inferiority complex#DO YOU SEE THE VISION™#OBVIOUSLY it's not a perfect or direct translation but as the number one kaguya/miyuki stan I think I'm allowed to say this#kaguya sama#near x mello#meronia#(I don't want to put this in the full fandom tags because I don't think it belongs there??)#(but I know people are going to want to have this tagged as SOMETHING so they can block it)#this is a very strange intersection of interests & I'm not really sure it's going to make sense to anyone but me but *gestures wildly* here#like genuinely I might sound completely deranged as I say this but also I've been up for about 24 hours straight so#(also I recently read a fic for n/m where something kind of love is war-esque happened and my brain just...went wild I guess)
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FINALLY. THIRD ACT. IT'S BEEN 3000 YEARS, I'VE FINALLY ESCAPED THE BUILDUP DUNGEONS INTO THREE SECONDS OF DIALOGUE THAT IS ACTUAL PLOT EVENTS, PRAISE BE TO THE WRITING GODS!
#hand jumper#DIALOGUE#LIKE THE LAND YOU FIND AFTER MONTHS OF SEA#ryujin mention of the day ig but lord knows how many days i missed they probably though i was dead and i technically was#The Horrors™ persisted but through pure hubris so did i#they say the first work is the worst work and brother i am serving that right#the cops are gonna find my rotting corpse#and they will only find the delusional folders of side character brain rot in the remains of my freshly burnt living quarters#born with a curse and the curse was fixating on two people's 5 minutes and 32 seconds of screentime respectively and obsessing over it#when i finally finish this i can finally force the peoples to listen to the queerplatonic situationship that juni and ishaan have going on#only in my deranged mind#only thing that kept me alive this month was this and that game i've waiting for really#BUT THE HORIZON IS UPON US LADS#terrible writing dumpster fire /hj coming soon near you#if i can proofread in time since i forgot contemporary literature actually condemns huge paragraphs
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Being an enjoyer of the most downright vile characters is such a trip because then when you're feeling all needy and affectionate you're pining for just the worst mf
#Every once in a blue moon I feel that Yearning™#Playing with Joe's hair would FIX ME!!!#My emotions are being fucky right now (bipolar lmao) so I'm just wildly swinging between deranged horniess and uncharacteristic longing#Life is pain why isnt this awful dictator real and in my bed right now#personal
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Y'know what would be fun? A clownzy Deponia au. The thought behind this idea?? Idk, I just like clownzy and Deponia tbh
#im thinking branzy is rufus bc clown's ass is NOT talkig how rufus does ok? ok#branzy and rufus are like. the same brand of INSANE theater kid we love in this household actually#that means that clown is goal and actually i think that's PERFECT#not bc goal and clown have ANYTHING in common AT ALL#but BECAUSE they're so different it would be GREAT#like imagine#youre some bastard down on his luck. like ANYONE on Deponia tbf. and this guy fucking FALLS from the envoy going to Elysium (bc of u but sh)#and u decide YOULL be the one housing him + bringing him back to his envoy before it departs the plannet (maybe he'll take u with him?)#and BOOM the man is SO. DERANGED it is kinda funny (and hot. but you [branzy] are NOT saying that out loud like. EVER)#the question now is WHO is EVERYONE ELSE????#i wanna say that kaboodle would be cletus but uh. while im willing to change the relationship between cletus and goal for this uhhhh#kaboodle does NOT look like branzy AT ALL#so like. it wouldn't work#which is sad but eh. i can probably manage actually#anyway#demon rambles™#branzycraft#clownpierce#clownzy#branzypierce#deponia
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Ngl it's really weird seeing your faves getting older. My older brother was a massive wrestling fan so even as a kid I was exposed to it. And apparently when Punk debuted in ECW, little 3 year old me was obsessed. And the derangement only continued as I got old enough to understand what was happening. I'd say '09 is when it really set in. Now he's at a point in his career when people are talking about retirement and my other childhood faves are already gone. The derangement never leaves you. That old man's been living in my head rent-free for nearly 20 years. How did this happen?
#the derangement never leaves you#Now I'm making it Tumblr's problem#Old Man Syndrome™ is chronic#cm punk
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Idk maybe i'm late to the discussion but from what i heard from people around me, people are mad at cheerleaders being there because (and this is not me hating on it i know it's an american thing) f1 is being americanized and that that is not necessarily a good thing for the sport (i'm not talking about the money thing, but about the fact that the focus should be on the racing and everything else is unnecessary? Like ive had (older generation) people tell me that even this whole music act thing (and the circus) is unnecessary? Like it's not a festival, it's not supposed to be coachella, people tune in for the race and the drivers)
not to worry the discussion was just me commentating into the void !!
but yes, that does seem like part of it. mainly i was seeing people upset by the sexism of it all (& “stepping backwards” after finally getting rid of grid girls and trying to boost f1 academy) which is what my original commentary was about. personally i don’t see cheerleaders as the pinnacle of misogyny (likely because i am used of american sports), which is why i have always been a bit confused about the outrage that got grid girls banned. same thing in my mind… though i guess, culturally, grid girls may have been treated differently than cheerleaders based exactly on that distinction. idk.
anyway: the “americanization” of f1 does seem to be a giant point of contention. i agree watching the podium placers walk out between the cheerleader lines was slightly hysterical because they looked so confused and it was just… excessive. i liked the pre-race show appearance, would have been happy to see them still doing some cheering near the podium, but the walk-out style a la miami being replicated here was A Bit Much.
i just don’t know how much this can really be blamed on american fans per se and how much it needs to be taken up with liberty media/f1… they seem to be driving the “entertainment” push & the american gps are giving them what they asked for and being actively encouraged (i believe) to go all out and “american” with it. in theory it’s kind of a genius PR move by f1/liberty because it means they can get the circus they want and tap into american viewership while simultaneously shifting the blame onto american fans/gps when/if things go over poorly abroad.
all that to say is i’m interested to see how this shakes out with next year’s calendar and the potential waning of american interest if the “mainstream” fans push to reduce american involvement. like, is liberty still going to try to push gp hosts to amp up the craziness anyway? will they abandon the project and just pass it off as a failed american experiment? are we going to see it backfire for f1 and see a migration from all the new american fans being pushed to indycar and nascar instead, since those are already “ours” (quote unquote) and more receptive to new viewership? inquiring minds (me) want to know
#i think Austin has always been a bit of a show#i mean… it’s Texas#and I remember Tswift performing there once?? or something#it’s the addition of Miami and Vegas also being a show that I think is pushing it over the line for people methinks#idk i think liberty is absolutely instigating and driving the chaos to a degree intentionally#adding to my assessment of Indy/nascar: i think WEC as well#mostly based on the commentators of le mans this year#they were very excited of the new attention they were getting because of tge F1 Wave™#there was a very sweet little welcome spiel about halfway through to new fans and old fans and american fans#it was cute#so I could see other categories being less…. stuffy than f1 and benefitting from f1s initial draw#and then subsequent loss#hmmm#sorry anon you picked the wrong inbox if you didn’t want deranged rambling 😭😭#paddock politics#?????#idk that seems as good a tag as any#f1#*delphi
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ok to start off i absolutely adore your art style. it's so damn cool, and your art of the PoTE characters has me insane in the best way possible. ive been following your blog for what? a year now? and im still like HOLY MOTHER OF GOD every single time i see a waleran post <3 he's babygirl in my heart. anyway. do you have commissions open or some way to support you bc gushing in the tags isn't enough i fear. sorry if this is kinda incoherent. hope you have a good day (人*´∀`)。*゚+
thank you that means a lot to me ..! it feels like it's only very recently that people have begun following me for PotE stuff so that's v much a surprise. and double thanks you have NO idea how much derangement Waleran causes me. he's my moldy little squeakytoy and baby I'm gnawing.
uhhb as much as I want to, I'm exhausted w comms for the holidays. at some point I want to make PotE stickers so maybe there's that but even then it's a. waves hand. big maybe. very kind of you to show support though
#birbwellspeaks#i want money so Bad but sighs#but anyways. im the foremost Waleran guy™. be deranged with me i could infect you with my funny opinions
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new hyperfixation coming on fast watch out
#it's lackadaisy#i love it#the animation#goregous#now ii need to read the whole webcomic#im in love with rocky /p#AAND MICHAEL KOVACH VOICES HIM?#(i didnt spell that right)#ANGEL DUST VA MY BELOVED HE DID GREAT#i also love deranged characters so#shadow rambles™
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Literally NONE of the Ghostface killers are “boring,” they are inherently NOT BORING! 🤨
#Bitches will call Ethan boring and then stan S*dney Pres0tt. 🙄#Or some other Hero™. 🙄#Or some Cinnamon Roll victim character who may be loveable but they aren't necessarily interesting or exciting.#The only non-Ghostface characters who *aren't* boring are certain victims and maybe Mindy. Mindy is at least ENJOYABLE.#Tell me again HOW tf the deranged killer who was excitedly trying to kill his enemies is ''boring''? 🤨#(That was a rhetorical question; I don't care about the haters' dumbass opinions or thoughts. 🙂)#ethan landry#ethan landry defense squad#(Where... where he deserves it. I know he brutally murked his cinnabun bestie. 👀)#scream vi#scream 6#scream series#text post#scream vi spoilers#scream 6 spoilers
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There's a sleek, black box, tied with an elegant, gold ribbon. Inside, underneath layers of white tissue, is a note handwritten on high-quality card stock.
Enjoy today's assassination attempt. - G.H.
He even went through all the trouble of hiring some professionals. You know, to provide a fun challenge. How thoughtful.
the lack of everything on the box itself tells him immediately who it's from. these packages that made their way to each other's doors without an address or sender – and had done so for the past ten years.
he lifts the note, exhaling a sigh before downing the rest of the bitter liquid in his glass. it's always an interesting guessing game whether the man chose to send him his leftover second-rate underlings for disposal, or someone with actual competence. well, he'd find out by the evening. / @divimperator / b-day asks (derogatory)
#divimperator#《 asks. 》#《 v – main. 》#W O R S T I E S 4-EVER <3#i'm so deranged over how normal they are™
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