#DABBING ANON

[cannatrashed]

I’ve come to say hiii, I’m Bailey from Michigan. Here’s before and after hitting my rig. I couldn’t log back into my old accounts so here I am starting from scratch. Ask me questions :)

[butmakeitgayblog]

Does Anya ever show dal any affection? Not even tossing a ball far away to distract his staring? How do you even resist that face?!

What’s Sal’s best trick? The waving is super cute.

Not... so much lol. She's not mean to him at all! Just awkwardly professional with him considering he is, in fact, a dog. Like if he brings her a ball, she will very politely tell him, "No thank you" and then fidget while he stares at her until Lexa or Raven intervenes 🤦‍♀️ She's tried to pat his head in the past but then that just leads to him him wanting to lean on her, which in turn inevitably leads to him wanting to sit on her, and then everything just devolves and again, "No, no. No thank you. Sal, that's not—........ Lexa he's crushing me 😐"

He's only got a few tricks up his paw thanks to his hips, so the waving thing is probably his most impressive. But he can balance a treat on his nose pretty decently and cover his eyes if Lexa tells him to, and also play dead if Lexa yells BANG and pretends to shoot him. But it's not uhhh the most graceful death in the world 🥴 he kinda goes down in increments and floppy limbs because of his hips and so the effect is just... well it's ridiculous to watch

[theloveinc]

imagine no quirk free loader touya getting ready in ur cute little bedroom sitting at ur vanity.. yeah 🫶🏾

It's sweet because nothing in your room looks like anything that would suit him, nor like anything he'd enjoy being surrounded by. White sheets, satin pillows, bright lamps to illuminate every corner... aside from not really liking to look at himself under such unforgiving lights (meaning his scars are visible and the pores of his skin, open), the aesthetic itself is just all wrong.

Everything about Dabi is... hard, and dark; he's always dressed in leather and canvas, stiff, workers' materials and dirty shoes meant to last (unlike your more delicate garments, needing to be washed on delicate, under cold, and then air-dryed to top it all off)

Yet, he doesn't seemed bothered by the white marble of your vanity, nor sitting on your pale pink, velour-upholstered stool. He's grumpy and kicks up a fuss about waiting for you to get dressed, but he's surprisingly not... impatient, at least, not impatient enough to actually stop waiting for you.

(He entertains himself mostly by making faces at himself in the mirror: sticking out his tongue, pulling down his eyes, pushing up his nose trying to get your attention ... and he purs like a cat when it works and you come over to brush his eyebrows with your little makeup spoolies or coat his waterline with dark, liquid eyeliner, maybe even get your lipgloss all over his lips when you kiss him... which he licks off and is surprised it's sweet.

you tell him it's blueberry flavor for your favorite blueberry boy and he can't stop himself from grinning like a little boy)

Yes, your friends definitely poke a little bit of fun at you for your broke boyfriend; Dabi picks you up from your brunch date with them and embarrassingly eats up everyone's leftovers before they have a chance to ask for a box ... but you honestly think (aside from the way he finished your best friend's mimosa and licked the runny egg off another's plate) he's actually not half bad <3

[chanrizard]

Hi, I just saw the asks about the notps and I got curious about the opposite questions: What are your favorite/best ships in skz in you opinion? I'm new to the fandom (and to IRL shipping actually) and I have been wanting to gush about it.

PS I really like your header <3

ohhhh a baby stay hello hello! 💞💞💞

this is gonna get long lmao in this essay i will...

... list them by personal preference as i don't think there's best/worst ships tbh it's all very subjective and also with this 👇🏻 disclaimer in place let's go

so you might have noticed. and i've been sooo subtle about it this whole time too. i absolutely do not have a soft spot for chanlix the size of jupiter. no but in all seriousness i love their relationship, they're best friends who found their home away from home in each other according to them, it's clear they adore each other and i find so interesting the way one is a Certified Oversharer (affectionate) that will talk and talk and talk and gush about the things and the people he loves the most and the other is the complete opposite and so good at keeping the idol persona and the personal life separated and the more he cares for someone the less he'll talk about it but when he does and when you see it. oh boy. unprecendented levels of fondness

also the complete 180 they do in pre-recorded content like skz code where they barely interact VS their concerts/international interviews/personal vlogs/everyday life is hilarious, they share so many friends within the industry who think of them as a unit we had to find out through them they're kind of joined at the hip actually lmao

i do love minsung too because they're two people who just. Get Each Other. if you've watched the survival show, the way jisung who was a an antagonizing little shit at the time went from being angry at minho for being too handsome when he first met him (???????? okay. completely normal reaction lmao) to declaring him his soulmate and trusting him so much in such a short time is incredible. again couple of besties who find so much comfort in each other and loveee hanging out together to the point jisung's been adopted into minho's childhood friends crew back home in gimpo :')

i'm still dying to find out (if and when they'll share it with us) how they decided their current dorms because based on something hyunjin said in the idays vlog i'm not sure a game wasn't involved but either way it was fate (again) and / or it makes so much sense for them to be rooming together, they work well around each other and i think they're a grounding presence to each other too

now hyunibini my beloved i'm obsessed with them the same way changbin is obsessed with hyunjin. wife and wife. bestie one and two would you still love me if i were a worm meets i would become a worm for you and love you forever you just have to ask. again super close friends since the beginning, polar opposites that complement each other, they're social creatures who love spending time together and eating together whenever they can, especially changbin who used to leave the door to his room open at the old dorm so if anyone wanted to drop by and keep him company it was implicit permission to do so they're so disgustingly cute can i have what they have please and thank you :')

binchan. binchan binchan binchan that's dad and mom of the group right there they've known each other the longest beside han and innie and they love each other so so so much. changbin is the reliable 3rd hyung of skz and chan's rock they've been roomies basically since their pre-debut days and as chan said in his last 2 kids room (please watch that series if you haven't it's so good!!) bin is the one who knows him the best, the one who truly understands him 😭

minchan too makes me insane because one is the most indipendent, adult-like out of all of them what with having lived on his own from a young age and having worked 3/4 jobs before becoming a professional idol who knows chan loves taking care of the people he loves and will let him without grumbling too much and at the same time minho is so good at noticing when it's his turn of taking care of his hyung and will offer to do so knowing he won't be refused against all odds so yeah. yeah.

i think the obvious gigantic crush soft spot innie has for felix is hilarious, he has the strongest case of middle child syndrome i've ever seen and HATESSSSS being babied by his hyungs unless he gains something out of it but not if you're felix. oh no if you're felix you have yongbok privileges and can do whatever you want sjdhbjdb

starting to see a feeble, pale VisionTM on 2min thanks to my friend, they love to bicker and bicker and rile each other up playing the part of the divorced couple but don't let them fool you those two are very Fond of each other :]

[ahappydnp]

I’ve changed my mind I don’t want the sims series back. The implications of anything with Dab and Evan are simply too much for me to handle emotionally

like genuinely!!! where's the line??? they can't go back to 2018 when they could nonstop compare devan to themselves now that they're out right??? like that's surely a hard boundary to even relate experiences RIGHT?!?

[heynhay]

klance smoking weed together and having a great movie night

[epersonae]

wizard spell of love for you 🧙‍♂️🪄🔮✨💖🌟❤️💫💞🌈🌱

Which is to say, thank you, and also I immediately started crying, and said out loud in my empty house "fuck it we ball" before getting out of bed, putting on my Depression Robe, and putting on the vinyl of the 2006 Mountain Goats album Get Lonely (this is progress, honest)

[deadandphilgames]

*dabs* i missed dabbing *dabs* i'm so 2016core

cringe is dead dab to your hearts content

[simplydnp]

at this point I think they played it takes two on their own and not with us, like overcooked and crash bandicoot. And we won’t see the gameplay.

They’ve never been let’s play people so four months later I feel like it takes two is off the table.

(even tho it’s all I want pls dip and pip I’ve been waiting for years)

ye of little faith!!! i've addressed this here

[stanuary]

when will we know the prompts for next year?

hi there! i'm running a little behind my usual schedule for stanuary planning this year bc other projects are keeping me busy at the moment, but hopefully within the next week or two i'll have theme suggestions open, and then post the voting poll shortly after that 👍

[theloveinc]

please catie….. i must ask….. shinsou’s porn history

THIS GUY!!!!!!!!! is simultaneously so damn picky about the porn he watches, yet... has dipped his toes into everything, at some point. He goes through phases, you know?

The videos gotta be high quality, it's gotta be somewhat authentic, it's gotta look like everyone's having a good time, except. It's gotta be nasty. I see him having liked/liking cowgirl angles, anal, overstim and squirting, big messy scenes, pussy job videos, pussy eating or fingering videos (tho he's picky about that because the guy needs to be doing a good job and it can't be fake), solo + self pleasure... ALL things he wants to partake in one day. Def had/has an only fans for small creators because he likes the intimacy it implies.

(Eventually tho. EVENTUALLY. And he's so going so red typing it up, he practically has to close his eyes or walk away from the computer in order to work up the nerve to see the results... he starts searching up videos that feature actors who resemble you + him.)

THANK U ANON FOR SPONSORING THIS CaitieTalk<3

[befuddled-calico-whump]

Ari gives the whole crew (Plus Sahota) a makeover with a toy makeup set, how does It go?

Ari is very imaginative and likes fantasy so it's less "standard eyeshadow, blush, lipstick" for everyone, and more "you get to be a frog! And you're a dragon! And you're a princess!!"

Jericho would get something sparkly just... covering his face because he's the fairy king (Ari is the fairy princess so it makes sense to her)

Benji would be a talking cat. Ari would specify he's a talking cat. (it's because his long hair reminds her of a witch or wizard but she's seen him do minor acrobatics so he's the witch's cat instead of the witch)

Hunter is a unicorn because his haircut reminds her of a mane

Joy would get something silvery and be a "robot queen" (because she's shown Ari some of her own blueprints and lets her draw on older ones)

She'd decide Kaius is a tree. When asked why, Ari would explain "because he is, okay?"

Sahota would probably get to be a dragon because he seems very serious and Ari associates that with dragons

[larsnicklas]

[240104 SWE VS. CZE] theo lindstein (stl) sees noah östlund (buf) in behind the czech defense and catches him in stride with a tape-to-tape pass; östlund buries to make it 4-2 for the swedes and hits the dab as he celebrates

[energeticwarrior]

possible devan child name is also dan lmao

Also true and they would’ve come full circle lmao

[babybluebex]

upon inspection of the wolf t shirt pic he is absolutely holding a dab pen lmao

a new competitor enters the ring: a dab pen

[freckliedan]

So out of dnp who do you think is dab and who is evan?

i still stand by my four years ago answer that phil is dab and dan is evan, but i do think there's pieces of both of them in both dab and evan