#D/imitri

[procrastinatingattorney]

losing it over someone making 700k word long fic dedicated to hating edel/gard and having byl being railed constantly by both d/imitri and c/laude and having c/laude be called exotic and a half breed....

[bloodraven55]

After playing Fire Emblem Three Houses and falling hard for Dimitri, I think my bi ass finally found my type between him and Yang (tall, blonde, gorgeous... basically I'm Blake)

Lol

[faerociousbeast]

im very petty sometimes

[getitfrenchship]

I also realized I can’t get rid of the current dynamic I have for my F/O list because I could go “huh neat” for a character but the admiration isn’t deep enough to go past that

[butwhatifidothis]

Someone: I don't like how the fandom oversexualizes C/laude

Me: Oh wow, someone caring about how men are portrayed for once-

Someone: It's just so racist to show this POC in such a degrading manner

Me: Ah. Nevermind.

[plucky-belmondo]

d/imitri: alright, we goin’ dancing tonight?

r/einhardt: hol up, where’s your soiree alt??

( @dokiquents )

[procrastinatingattorney]

seeing bad 3//h characters takes fueling my motivation to write fic lmao

[the-elusive-libbin]

Lalala~ Here is a veeeeery self indulgent Rp between me and my good friend here <3 A hungry Dimitri getting tummy rubs from my self insert Lily and being wholly embarrassed by the whole thing. The writing is very hunger based and not entirely professional since we were both being degenerates and having fun but I hope you enjoy anyway, we sure did.~ I’ve drawn a hungry, blushy Dimitri to accompany this. I had no clue we wrote so much ahaha. Warning though, some of these growls are painful so don’t read if you don’t want any oainful stuff. Nothing too severe of course and we plan on stuffing him very soon <3

And shuuuush you play a good Dimitri to say you’ve never seen any scenes or anything hehe You’re good =_^

Dimitri Hunger Roleplay

Welcome back~ I did a RP with the wonderful @the-elusive-libbin between Fire Emblem’s Dimitri and her OC Lily, and I’ll be the first to say I might not be great at playing Dimitri. If that’s what you’re here for, a person that’s good at playing Dimitri, you’ll have to find that somewhere else. If you can get past it, I encourage you to keep reading <3 This is a long one. 

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[moraygrotto]

ik you haven't really written anything for f/ire e/mblem in a while, but I just came across an older fic you wrote about d/imitri and I was wondering if you had any burping/stuffing headcanons for him?

YES YES YES FOREVER AND ALWAYS

- i very much hc diмitri as having sensory complications surrounding food; he canonically cannot taste (and hence often doesn't seem to enjoy eating), so he must rely on texture + smell. therefore, if he comes across a food that he DOES like, it's a huge deal :3

- his crest's effects and his lifestyle make his calorie + protein needs very high. he.... does not take the best care of himself, but when he DOES eat what amounts to a healthy portion for him it's a HUGE surprise to his dining partners, like "barely can conceive that so much could fit inside a person" level sizes

- again, he has trouble telling when he is hungry and full, but as he gets older he tries to experiment with such sensations and finds that depending on what he ate, being full of solid food can feel amazingly good. i can imagine him talking to his friends almost worried to bring it up before being reassured that yeah, most people really like the food at feasts + chances to eat a lot

- his Hopes support with Вernadetta has him going out to grab dinner alone late at night, which i LOVE as a hc. as prince he's usually made to eat with other people, practice proper manners, and spend most of his attention on conversation, but esp. as he gradually learns to value self-care he in turn wants to teach himself to enjoy food, savoring + giving himself time to process the experience of eating, and letting himself relax over something that's been just another tense part of his life

- SUPER fast metabolism!! if somebody were to actually remind him to eat whenever he's hungry and provide this food, they'd have a hard time keeping up

- his stomach capacity is also MASSIVE. usually he stops eating before his stomach is all the way full, but to actually fill his belly up with a food he likes the texture of, many a plateful would vanish into him

- if he's recently returned from a trip on which rations were very limited, his hunger might take over and have him devouring huge amounts of a feast until his body feels replenished

- growing up, he didnt get the full camaraderie of boyhood (i 100% headcanon him as trans but this stands either way since he is a prince) so he never learned how to belch on command; that doesnt mean he cannot let out some beautiful burps though. if he's around people he trusts or even alone, he'll still try to be polite about it, but you can hear how deep the rumbling is from inside his belly and chest. it's actually rather easy to startle or squeeze burps out of him; poking his tummy in the right spot is an easy way to get an unexpectedly majestic burp + one very blushy embarrassed boy

- he CANONICALLY likes watching fеlix eat in hopes oh my god. i think that's a common trait in faеrghus as a whole (esp since both уuri and sуlvain love watching īngrid eat) so if someone actually showed interest in watching diмitri fill himself up he would feel so loved!! even if he didnt enjoy the food he would make sure to eat plenty if it would make his dining partners happy

- that being said, he has trouble sensing when he's full, so if he ever really committed to eating a lot he probably would not stop until he was in physical pain 😢 he'd reluctantly accept help at that point especially if it inhibited his ability to stand up and move around

- not fully a kink hc but in spite of his hesitation toward food he loves hot drinks; anything with a nice smell like chamomile is good, plus its a personal hc of mine that he enjoys richer drinks like hot cocoa; he really appreciates the thickness + the feeling that something substantial is sliding down his throat. having a belly full of warm liquid is something really easy to feel + be pleased by; after a long day in the cold he likes being so effortlessly full and warmed

- hard turn from the last bullet point but his body is quite resistant to poison; chances are if you feed him something poisoned he won't throw it up but will just process it fully, enduring its effects while his digestive system churns it through.

- patting his back/chest and kneading his tummy WILL help him get burps up so well. if he's genuinely comfortable enough to let someone take care of him this WILL work

[glowingbadger]

Bestieeee...👀👀 Can I please have some NSFW hcs for my sweet boy Dimitri?? It's okay if you don't want to!!!

Man, why HAVEN'T I already gotten around to Dimitri at some point in the past?? lol well here you are, lovely anon! ((also we're rolling with post-war Dima btw! I don't write for students, so.. yup!))

Dimitri Spicy Headcanons NSFW 18+ Slightly implied AFAB reader, no pronouns

Dimitri is awful at owning up to his own fantasies and desires- however, fortunately, his body communicates very well in spite of him. You might need to do a bit of guesswork at first, but eventually some things become endearingly obvious about his tastes, judging by how his breath catches, his strong hands grip around your thighs, and his cock visibly twitches and throbs.

One of the first things you'll realize is that he is adorably weak to compliments and admiration. His face burns crimson when your hungry eyes unabashedly devour his cut and muscular body (probably significantly larger than yours in many aspects), and the dawning realization that you- perfect and angelic as you are -want him, desire him, care for him even, has his heart racing and his impressive manhood stiffening rapidly.

Moaning his name, praising him, telling him exactly how good he makes you feel, all drive him near mad with desire. But what really gets under his skin is to look him in the eye as he enters you and whisper your affections to him, "I love you, I adore you, Dimitri~" - his body heats to his core and it takes every ounce of his strength not to just lift you up against his body and fill you with his entire length in one impassioned thrust.

Now, I tend to write all of my dudes as very well-endowed because of my personal tastes, but I do headcanon that Dimitri would be one of the bigger of the batch. He might not fully realize it, maybe he only has a slight suspicion that he's on the larger side- but seeing your reaction on your first time, noticing the surprise and the entirely shameless want in your eyes -he feels a rush of both shame and pride that he's never felt before.

Dimitri is not into roughplay; he can handle your nails and teeth on him, and may not notice even if you're leaving reddened trails along his back, but he refuses to do anything that may hurt you.

For this reason, he actually prefers for you to be on top- at least to start. He wants you to teach him the pace, depth and angles you like, and is absolutely enraptured by the sight of your body moving above him, taking him so nicely and without hesitation. Once you're spent however, if he hasn't reached his own climax, he'll gently turn you onto your back and buck his hips into you steadily. He lowers his lips to the crook of your neck, and with an obvious strain to his voice, murmurs, "Please... tell me if I hurt you..."

One thing that Dimitri himself never even realized until he was with you is that he has a bit of a fixation on cumming inside of you. Part of the appeal is that his lover would be so vulnerable and so trusting towards him to accept every part of him, including his lusts and pleasure. The other part is definitely a slowly developing breeding kink. As he watches you catch your breath beneath him, absolutely dripping with his release, he allows his imagination to run rogue for just a moment, and pictures you carrying his child. Such a blessing would have been unthinkable to him until so recently- the mere concept near overwhelms him.

Lastly, his ears and neck are fairly sensitive, but he can also be easily over-stimulated there. If you want to tease him, or provoke him, light kisses at the top of his neck behind his ear are the way to go- he shivers and bites back a groan, glancing at you with an expression of some embarrassment and blatant need.

[demondarlington]

why do you ship rose and adrian??? why not sydrian

i think part of the reason is i really couldn’t get into the bloodline series. i love sydney but honestly, i loved vampire academy because of rose. besides that, i think rose and adrian offer an interesting dichotomy that remove dimitri from the picture. i’m pretty anti-rose and dimitri at this point in my life. he admitted to liking her when she was only 17 years old, and he was her teacher. i think, even when she comes of age and rescues him, it’s an unbalanced relationships that has tones of being slightly predatory. adrian of course is older than rose as well, but he never held any power over her, not in the teacher or boss sort of way. they’re also much closer in age, and overall, just not as problematic in that sense. i also think they challenge each other, rose pushes adrian to be the hero she knows he can be, and adrian offers more blunt opinions that keep rose grounded. his advice comes from a place of a friend. dimitri chastising rose comes from the place of a teacher.i love sydney. i love adrian. i can understand why people see them together. but the fact is, i love vampire academy and i hated bloodlines. so gimme rose and adrian bettering each other and having fun and not worrying about the same things that someone like dimitri brings to the picture.

[allegorism]

i know that it also has to do with characters and interests and all of that, but the fact that d/imitri in three houses could just kill those thieves in garreg mach right after the timeskip just because he felt like it and how he behaved during the first chapters of that route and the focus of all of that was his well-being while in three hopes claude lets ONE single guy from the empire die and everyone is like WOW, YOU'RE SO EVIL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS. are you going to BETRAY THE EMPIRE for a second time??? huh. what

[bergerhandcuffs]

Have a half-assed D(imitri)ainslief sketch for now

And yes ,I'm officially a dainslief simp now

[edenprime]

I just think it would've been sexy if the show had made Rose's mentor a 6'7" hypercompetent buff Russian woman named Demetria Belikova. Like same aesthetic, same backstory, long hair, cowboy duster, just a hot lesbian

Listen while that would be extremely pleasing to my eyes, it still would not resolve my two (2) issues with the og d/imitri: 1) age difference 2) teacher/student relationship. I just can't ignore that

[blaydiud]

𝖊𝖆𝖌𝖑𝖊 & 𝖑𝖎𝖔𝖓 - at last

— Dimitri sat in one of the medical tent’s empty cots, letting out a small sound of surprise when his body seemed to be looser than expected as he finally allowed himself to relax. He offered the kind nurses a smile as they patched each of his wounds with warm healing magic, leaving him with a couple more scars at worst and no evidences of fighting at best. 

He could still feel his muscles twitch occasionally from his crest’s activation earlier, which left a subtle tingling feeling in his hands and soreness. Not from its use, but from his own attempts to hold back as the crest pushed every fiber of his body to explode in a powerful blow. His heels and feet in particular, as well as his legs, had taken the brunt of it, ripping a sigh from the prince. Those will be really sore tomorrow, he thought.

Finished with patching up wounds, the nurses gave him nods in confirmation before leaving his side. Dimitri closed his eyes and allowed himself to lie down for a moment.

A lot had happened, not only in the physical sense. To think that they would appear to him in the middle of one of his battles like this, in front of everyone — it terrified him. It terrified him to think that he came so close to becoming what Felix hammered on to his mind for so long, that had nearly destroyed their precious childhood friendship. Had that happened in his fight with Eir...he doesn’t even want to think about the worst outcome.

What if his lions saw it? What if everyone saw it? Nobody would want to be friends with a violent monster. A boar isn’t fit to be a king, either.

Frowning, Dimitri desperately tried to push such thoughts aside. It wasn’t time for that now — he was exhausted, and he had to be there for his friends, as well as to congratulate the winners. The prince opened his eyes once more, staring at the cloth above.

The fizzling remnants of his crest’s activation felt comforting. A promise of a sound, dreamless sleep this night.

[procrastinatingattorney]

man the absolute rancid vibes when people got pissed off at 3/hopes c/laude for doing something far less bad than what d/imitri did