#Crispy!Edd

[crispycookedcat]

"All Good Things End..."

He would say casually while swirling a petri dish lightly in his unscarred palm, digits clung onto the short walls of plexiglass in soft delight. "Did you know that, Edward? Good things come to pass, no?", he whispered out to the air before abruptly turning to face his guest. The man gagged and bound having been quiet thus far for the past several minutes that dragged on betwixt them both. He would click his tongue, grey optics sparing his body a once over before turning back with an unanswered question. It was rather amusing, to see him go from rambling on for hours to being silent. His silence was usually unsettling to him, well, in the past of course. Before any of this occurred, before any incidents, any need to "strike it big", before he even considered being the leader of an aggressively powerful army that had spanned out into several takeover operations, failed zombification trials, and of course the rare monster outbreaks. So many coups were held, so many rebellions repressed, a lot of cohesion, bribes, deceit, /murder/, all such delicate and hard painstaking work. While he was planning utopia, /he/ just had to go out and put forks in his way. Really? A zombie-run and themed amusement park? Openly allowing mutations? Unsolicited use of public property and unwarranted destruction of his own personal robot and near murder? Well, that last part was on himself. He did technically fuck that up on his own. Goddamnit. "You know, Edd," the Norwegian starts with a slow pander towards his unconscious friend, middle-aged body strapped into place with tough leather restraints, "I missed having conversations with you lot. Matthias, Thomas, you. The hijinks we would get into, teasing our neighbors, fighting our movie theater clones, visiting Hell, joining the army, ironic isn't it." "I never thought to believe I could have had as much fun as you made it out to be. And then some when I left, too. You went and got irradiated, becoming neigh powerful, being able to fly like the superhero you wished to become." He would drag on, preparing and sterilizing thread and needle to stitch his old friend back up. "You know, I think it is pretty kind of you to do something like that. Like Matt and his vampirism, or Tom and his inner demon. Because now I get to study you all up close! Think about it, an army ready to enforce all things good with your help. Your blood, Matt's blood, Tom's blood. It's embedded in you. My final steps to release this corruption with a fine-toothed pick." He would say, moving to stitch the other arm and fetch bandages in the overhead cabinets. "All it took was nearly 20 years of constant squabbles. Speaking of, I've missed many personal celebrations with you lot, yeah? Who's birthday was it last, was it, Thomas'?" He would grow quiet as he would bring the bandages to the counters to cut and measure while prepping some towels and alcohol. His brow would arch down, his marred face frowning in heavy thought as he brushed the soft gauze and wrap with a calloused thumb. "It was difficult doing things alone, Edd. But with this, I have a start and a subject in mind. I really couldn't have done /this/ without you Eddie." Tord would utter, a soft frown on his lips. "It's a shame that you weren't more cooperative though, comrade. Welcome to the Army."

(Listened to Me and the Devil by Soap&Skin while drawing and writing this, I'm so tired but hey! Here he is, the rat man himself.)

[marmalade004]

Messed around and remade an old au

[ask-tord69]

How do you and Edd prefer your bacon? Thick slice, thin slice, chewy, crispy, etc.

i like thick Crisp bacon and I think edd likes chewy thick bacon.

@eddasks

[angelinaslxt]

Hiii🥹

Here’s something’s about me💜

My favorite color is pink💕

I’m into Greek mythology ☽

I’m also a girl who loves games and books

Like Horror games,crime solving games,building games, shooting games etc

Books

Horny kinky books🙂‍↕️

Ofc Greek mythology books or spell books

Sherlock Holmes books

I love Marilyn Monroe💗

I have over like 100 plush’s

I also like fnaf(fnaf is like a part of me)

Favorite YouTube’s

Coryxkenshin(it’s been a HOT minute since he’s posted😭🙏🏼)

Caseoh

Special edd

Kubz scouts

Gizzy

Diet joov

Pezzy

Jacksepticeye

Markiplier

I love Asmr😍

Like spicy ones or like ones to put you to sleep

Here’s some YouTube’s I like for Asmr🙂‍↕️

Edafoxx

FrivolousFox

Gibi ASMR

Asmr zeitgeist

Tingting ASMR

Calamity ASMR

Crispy princess ASMR

Jojo’s ASMR

Keara’s ASMR

And that’s it I think💀

I’m a nerd for Harry Potter😭🙏🏼

I’m soooooo in love with Harley Quinn

DC comics are my favorite thing to read😍😍

My favorite DC character’s

Harley Quinn, Poison ivy, Catwoman, batwoman, Punchline, Wonder Woman, Black Canary, Zatanna, Hawkgirl, Supergirl, Raven, killer frost,Red hood, Nightwing, Robin(Damian Wayne),Red Robin(Tim drake), Superboy(Conner Kent), Jon Kent, Batman, Green Lantern, Superman, Doctor fate, enchantress.

I think that’s it about me💗

[archeryqueen95]

I was tagged by @astarkey!! Thank you so much for tagging me! 🥰😍🥰

🎵 Last Song I Listened To: After Hours by The Weeknd

🍕 Ideal Pizza Toppings: Crispy Bacon, Pineapple, Chicken, Ham, Green Peppers, Mozzarella cheese, and Onions

🏖 Dream Vacation: Hawaii, Greece, Maldives, South Korea, Japan, Singapore, France, Biloxi, and Panama City Beach

🌎 Earth, Fire or Wind: All of the Above because I'm greedy 😂😂

📺 Cartoons I Grew Up With: Shelley Duvall's Bedtime Stories, Talespin, The Little Mermaid (series), Braceface, Timon & Pumbaa, Recess, Rolie Polie Olie, The Proud Family, Bear in the Big Blue House, Kim Possible, PB&J Otter, Pepper Ann, Daria, The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, As Told By Ginger, Aladdin (TV Series), Pokemon, Johnny Bravo, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Dexter's Laboratory, The Powerpuff Girls, Sailor Moon, Rugrats, Catdog, Codename: Kids Next Door, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Teen Titans, Justice League, Class of 3000, Invader Zim, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Cow and Chicken, W.I.T.C.H, The Winx Club, Totally Spies!, 6teen, Angela Anaconda, Cyberchase, Arthur, Rocket Power, The Wild Thornberrys, Danny Phantom, Hey! Arnold, X-Men: Evolution, and etc.

🌹 Favorite Scent: Vanilla, Spearmint, Sandalwood, Eucalyptus, Lavender, Strawberries, Peaches, Oceans, McDonald's coffee (even though I don't drink it), Fresh linens, Caress Sheer Twilight Black Orchid & Juniper Oil Scent Body Wash, Body Works Aromatherapy Stress Relief Eucalyptus Spearmint, Black Chamomile and Bergamot and etc.

I'm going to be tagging (No Pressure!) I Love Y'all!!!: @cmcclain001   @5tar1117 @jeolmeunday @untilspringdays   @madeofsaltiness @seungkwan-s @syeiralei @nyxmalum @skzpleasestay @thenerdybonbon @laymedead @vildasaker @to1gf @jaejoongg @mingigoo @sinpiesinpie @xandis @baekhyunsbambi @siyeona @mars-aria @iamcon-fu-sion @negrowhat @twancingyunhao @hoforwonho @saudadewrites @donotfindyourselfcreateyourself @sweetcantae @cozygurlll @ravensfreckles @six2vii @dreamsxannie @serenaceliavanderbaizen @atinystraykid @creams-wifey @violet-hearted @youremysputnik @belovedsanie @flowerpotrenjun

I was tagged by @lesstat-de-lioncourt! Thanks for the tag, babe! 🥰💖

🎵 Last song I listened to: Leopard Limo by Alexa Demie 

🍕 Ideal pizza topping: Pepperoni lol. Yeah I’m basic, I don’t care lmfao.

☀️ Dream vacation: Traveling to the west coast 

🌎 Earth, wind or fire: Earth

📺 Cartoons I grew up with: Rugrats, Courage the Cowardly Dog, The Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, Dexter’s Laboratory, Aeon Flux, Sailor Moon, Daria, Beavis and Butt-Head, Clone High, Samurai Jack, Scooby Doo, Freakazoid, Recess, Family Guy, Futurama, Spongebob Squarepants, Dragon Ball Z, Mission Hill, The Simpsons, etc.

🌲 Favorite scent: Japanese Cherry Blossom perfume, sandalwood, and this candle I got from mainstays that’s called “Starlit Skies” which is a combination of blood orange, sandalwood, and jasmine. It’s like the only scented candle I love that doesn’t hurt my head lol!

Tagging (no pressure!!!): @archeryqueen95, @heatherannchristie, @bloodychamber, @bentcoppers, @alwaysupatnight, @lilmissuncreative, @onyxheartbeat, @blondiest, @all-star-avocado, @eizagonzalezs, @ondinaaa, @weloveachother, @musicrunsthroughmysoul, and anyone else who wants to do this!💕

[arttrampbelle]

May kanker from ed,edd,and eddy is a treasure.

[blazedrawsstuff]

Caspian Lochlyn, son of The Water Demons from "Are You Afraid of The Dark?" Sidenote, that green stuff is not slime, it's green seawater.

Caspian Lochlyn

Son of The Water Demons

Parent

The Water Demons

Age

14

Killer Style

Nautical style, I mean come on, were you expecting anything different from a WATER demon?

Freaky Flaw

Flaws are a bit subjective don't cha think? Some folks would say I'm "greedy" and "a swindler", I'd say I'm doing what I can to give myself the best treatment.

Pet

June, my pet clam, my precious pearl-making princess!

Favorite Activity

Aside from pursuing financial efforts, I'm into boating and decorating my room.

Pet Peeve

Don't ever steal my stuff without asking, especially if you value being able to sleep tonight.

Favorite Subject

Economics, if you wanna get the most bang for your buck, you gotta nail the basics.

Least Favorite Subject

Advanced Maths. Because I'm bad it? Quite the opposite, actually. It's just such a snorefest.

Favorite Color

Navy Blue, Gold, and Red

Favorite Food

Tempura shrimp, I like all kinds of seafood really, but Tempura's got that crispy texture that just can't be beat.

Friends

Richard Blackview (OC)

Abilities

Underwater Breathing

Caspian is able to breathe underwater as if he was on land.

Immortality

Due to being undead, he is immortal

Skillset

Deception

Caspian has been known to use several tactics to swindle others of their money or valuables

Navigation

Naturally comes with his boating hobby, he is good with directions.

Personality

Caspian is a swindler. A selfish, overly ambitious, arrogant swindler. He has no problem cheating others out of their money and valuables when it suits him. He is does not have much sense of fear of punishment, confident in the idea that he won't get caught, and if he does, he'll find a way out of it.

That being said, there is a sweet side to him, since he loves his pet, has some profound views on police abuses of power (though part of it is because he's a scammer), and his friendship with Richard is surprisingly healthy.

Trivia/Additional Information

Caspian's first name comes from the Caspian sea while his last name comes from the term "loch" meaning "lake".

His birthday is October 15th, which comes from the day "The Tale of The Water Demons" episode of Are You Afraid of The Dark debuted on TV. This makes him a Libra.

His headcanon VA is Matt Hill, who voiced Ed in Ed Edd and Eddy (specifically when Ed does his impression of Eddy). It would have been Tony Sampson, but he has since retired from voice acting.

His personality and VA came from the fact that the above mentioned Tony Sampson, who voiced Eddy was Shawn Mackenzie, one of the protagonists of the episode "The Tale of The Water Demons"

His hairstyle was based on Lorenzo from the Total Drama series.

[protobro-rs-artblog]

Here Day 9

So I had an funny idea to spin a wheel of minor character having fan kids with the main four. So here Peter(Edd x Pat’s Child) and Dirk(Tom x Ross/I want this chicken to be crispy’s child).

[cursed-saphire-hart]

Oki. Im not suggesting anything-

But I am calling it XD

I'm a shipping addict and @ask-edd helps me get my fix.

For me atleast, Robby is a cranky chicken loving dude who is begrudgingly friends with Hellu, and Chris is a social media wizard who likes going to spooky places to take pics than go on endless rants about them.

Their fun at parties XD

Robby - Crispy chicken guy from WTFuture

Chris - Phone dude from PowerEdd

[hxrryhxlland]

forgive - Harry Holland

a/n - oop- another angst sorry lmao. this is personal, something i’ve been thinking a lot about recently. hope you enjoy x

warnings: angst

description: it was time to remind yourself of your beating heart

Sometimes forgiving yourself can be the last step of choosing to leave a part of yourself behind. whatever that be.

Packing up bags around the house at 12:34pm felt like forgiveness. it felt like you had finally let go of the guilt you felt by up and leaving someone who no longer felt the same way about you and couldn’t recognise that.

letting go of that shadow following you was probably the hardest moments of your life, undeniably you hadn’t fully finished healing from the soul who used to be.

the fallen fairy lights stared at you like a fly on the wall, you wondered if this confusion was regret for a second. regret that you had stayed around and dealt with what he had given you for the last year, never being home and never being able to move past what you desperately wanted to leave behind.

you walk out the door that day without seeing or feeling a drop of life, almost watching your happiest moments turn into something you had never seen before - blind love.

something like a mental fog had just paved the way for you to fall into those tracks.

the one where your normal reality had become his. what he wanted.

now there you were, seeing all you did be undone by freedom. a sense of finally seeing yourself again, a smile, a sigh of happiness. something that had been hidden for too long.

you thought that was the way it was meant to be, always alone, never put before work or his feelings. never being understood and treated as second best. slowly something crept up behind you and whispered in your ear that this was a false reality.

this wasn’t what was meant to be there.

the air felt thin, crispy as you took a cold breath. eyes closing for a second to imagine what would happen if you tried again… knowing you’d been that route many times, packing and unpacking.

you took it as a sign that you’d finally made it to the car this time without a second thought, usually it was the window where you changed your mind.

you’re fighting with something that isn’t you, internally you’re screaming at him. telling him he needs to stay and see that you’re always there waiting and he never stops to see you. fighting that away is hard, but your heart tells you that now is the time.

when the house is finally out of sight, it’s like a year long weight is lifted, so many strangled and teary breaths leaving your lungs.

The wind is strong this time, more than usual. the orange and brown leaves touching the ground like you wished you had done a different way that first time.

your bones rubbing together like a lifeless thing in a casket, sore and brittle from the emotions.

weird how something internal could present itself like that… it was almost like heartbreak was real.

forgiveness wasn’t on the cards yet, you needed to feel the guilt rather than push it away like you had been doing for so long now. you needed to feel something.

forgiving yourself would come eventually, for now you needed to remind yourself that you’re human.

— tag list —

if you want to be added plz let me know x

@theliterarymess @tombob2005 @a-danish-gurl @tommysparker @duskholland @un-limit-edd @lost-aesthetic-of-past @ab1ga1l @the-hollands-own-my-heart @unsaidholland @mapater151 @hollanderfangirl @gayfeministbroadwayyeet @perspectiveparker @im-salt-but-not-salty @greenorangevioletgrass @musicalkeys @euphorichxlland @writertoo18 @pensivepeter

[crispycookedcat]

Bites pencil

Figured while i try to find an order of the paul pat comic I post some work of the main four! or well, my take on them. Tord yall already met (crusty hoe). But these are the others! I know Edd looks like Pond Edd but I didn't intend for him to look like him, he is just chronically tired.

N e way, the next page will come soon but I need to figure out an order to put them in. My eddsworld boys will be used with the tag # Crispy so they can be easily found! Ill also be using it for the Paul x Pat Angst au. ^^

[cola-losers]

why not just keep it as extra crispy guy?

I'm just very particular in how I do things. My tagging system is

"they get their own tag if they're popular enough* or if they have a canon name/title**"

And with very select exceptions*** I don't use fan names

He didn't really have a canon title per say but now that he has a canon name I can give him a proper tag

*All the canonically unnamed characters like Mystery Girl

**Aka what they are credited as if they were voiced (Like how thanks to ask-edd the Milkman is called Milton by a bit of the fandom however, he is simply credited as the milkman)

***Ellsworld versions of the neighbors/paul & pat, fan nicknames for the clones, Bing never being called "Bing" in the show proper but I still tag him as such because it's easier for people to find them that way

[gladtrashboi]

@edds-cola-can ‘s tord design in a nutshell

tord: hey do you wanna-

fuck, i have a lisp. i can’t just say rice crispie treats out loud.

-blue bar?

[pensight]

A list of names for three siblings that will be updated periodically.

This is, for example, a good list for if your cat has three kittens.

Groucho, Harpo, and Chico (The Marx Brothers)

Lock, Shock, and Barrel (Nightmare Before Christmas)

Larry, Curly, and Moe (Three Stooges)

Bubbles, Buttercup, and Blossom (Powerpuffs)

Winnifred, Sarah, and Mary (Sanderson Sisters)

Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor (The Chippettes)

Alvin, Simon, and Theodore (The Chipmunks)

Rock, Paper, and Scissors

Ed, Edd, and Eddy

Executive, Legislative, and Judicial

Bed, Bath, and Beyond

Chocolate, Marshmallow, and Graham Cracker

Eenie, Meeny, Miney (and Moe)

Huey, Dewey, and Louie (Ducktales)

Yao, Chien-Po, and Ling (Mulan’s three friends)

Ash, Misty, and Brock (Pokemon)

Wendy, Michael, and John (Peter Pan)

Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-tail (Peter Rabbit)

Mario, Luigi, Peach

[tacoostuff-blog]

Is this how you tumbler a story?

(Sort of like the medieval au but where Tom and edd and Matt own a shop where they sell mystical creatures and tord is the one that finds them and brings them into the shop)

Tom pov

"Matt careful!- And where the hell are your gloves!?" I was scolding Matt for picking up a Phoenix feather without the Dragon scale gloves. Damn moron is going to burn his hand! "Oh Edd has them! He said he is using them to help Todd!" Matt chirped at me,and I simply rolled my eyes. The shops name might be Edd's name, but I pretty much run the place, and why do I always have to babysit Matt to make sure he doesn't burn his hand off!? "Put the damn feather back in the nest! And go outside or something!" I sighed at the end of my words and watched as Matt shrugged and skipped along to do whatever. It took me a while to find were Matt took the feather from, and as carefully went along the old shop I spotted something I don't remember having before... Right on the old dark oak shelves was a Brown egg, it was the second tallest shelf so it took some effort to grab, but once I did I carefully rolled the egg in the mddle of my palm. It wasn't any bigger that my thumb and small brown dots decorated the tanner shell itself. At first glance it looked nothing more than a normal bird egg. It wasn't until the egg went from a tan brown to a dark blue that I knew, one I was either so drunk that my imagination had decided to turn the egg blue, or number two. Tord, Matt or Edd had found a small mood Dragon.  No it wasn't like a mood ring or neckless. This Dragon focussed on itself. Blue if cold, Red if too warm, sometimes the Dragon itself doesn't know what it feels so it turns to its natural color brown. I wasnt going to lie.  I practically squeaked at the egg. Mood dragons aren't easy to find. There are millions upon billions of mood dragons left in the world, simply for the fact they stay up in mountain peeks far from anyone, not to mention that if you did find one, the chances of making back down the mountain without freezing to death are slim. As I kept staring at the egg a sudden groan pulled me out of my trance. Holding the Egg close to my chest I spin around to be met with Tord...A very crispy Tord. His hair was tussed and damp with sweat. He wore a pair of goggles that had black soot covering the glass and most of his face. In all. It was pretty funny to see him like this. "The hell happened to you?" Tord groaned at me and took his goggles off. "Run in with a dragon hatching, damn thing didn't know its own strength. We did manage to give him a dragon mint so you should be ok to look over him. Just be careful Thomas." Tord took out a rag He had from his pocket and started to wipe his face off as I spoke "First off it's Tom, and I don-" damn commie always interrupting me. "Thomas. What are you holding?" He nodded at my hand once and I opened my hand to show him "Did you know Edd found this? He has been all over mood eggs recently.." Tord frowned slightly.  "No, Edd didn't find it, and I was hoping that you wouldn't find that yet..it was going to be a surprise."

Tord shuffled over to me rolling the egg in my hand lightly. "Y-you got me a surprise?" My face flushed slightly as I looked at him shocked "W-why?" Tord chuckled at my face and rubbed the back of his neck nervously "It doesn't matter now-why don't you go check out the new egg, Edd is finishing up the Phoenix feather nest to keep it warm." (Also I do have a wattpad so if you are on there 👌 in TacooSalad)