#Crack Thread

[mxuntainsidemuses]

@themosthatedbeingg

"Oh Luuuucciiii, I just wanna talk"

[arcgeminga]

"Take that!" Regulus threw frozen butter at Aspros.

♕┊He jolted when he was smacked in the arm by something hard and cold. Not because it hurt--but because he was in the middle of a really good book and the sudden attack caught him off guard.

♕┊ "Hey, you little..." Aspros glared at Regulus, but the stick of butter was still rock hard and frozen (disregarding how it should be thawing right now).

So, Aspros did the only adult thing he could do.

He picked up the frozen stick and chucked it back at the boy.

[kryomonaxia]

Chibi Pope swatted at Kanon's hand, sticking his tongue out in return. - Chibi Pope

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Kanon had enough.

Against Mariem's insisting, the Sea Dragon pushed the nymph to the side, he extended his palm and used Another Dimension on the little brat. He knew that Chibi Pope was a Gemini Saint, so he could get out of the dimension if he wanted to.

[the-barefoot-hatter]

if Ford thinks Icarus' problem was that he didn't flap hard enough... I wonder if Bill thinks about the Minotaur

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

This saga is cracking me up.

[little-pondhead]

I’m Not The Sun

—

Y'know, when Kon ‘died’, do you think a grieving Tim could have mistaken Danny for his best friend? Do you think that, in a moment of desperation and exhaustion, he might've kidnapped a floating Danny in an attempt to bring Kon home? And when he realized he kidnapped a random civilian, do you think he still kept Danny for a while as a replacement for Kon?

Do you think Danny got tired of being called 'Conner' after the first week but was too distressed himself to correct Tim? Trying to leave or tell the fellow teen his name was Danny was obviously sending the kid into a spiral. He seemed to think Danny was the dead spirit of his best friend. Maybe if he played along, this Conner guy would show back up?

Hopefully, before Tim completes his cloning research. Danny's been doing everything he can to sabotage the equipment, but even with ghost powers on his side, Tim is a smart person. Every time Danny sets him back one step, Tim takes two steps forward. And since he's well outside of his haunt, Danny is starting to feel weak and ill from lack of ectoplasm. He's running out of time.

Do you think Kon would feel upset that his best friend replaced him?

[affixjoy]

[mysterycitrus]

reading comics not for enjoyment or leisure but a secret third thing (to win arguments online)

[arcgeminga]

Chibi Pope stares leaving trails of grapes in random paths throughout the Gemini temple. Was this a waste? Yes. Did he care if it meant annoying Aspros? No. - Chibi Pope

THIS GNOME DID NOT JUST WASTE AN ENTIRE BASKET OF PERFECT GRAPES!!!

[hello--willow]

(Crack) "What do I care about what your mother thinks of me? She's a bitch and didn't like me anyways."

@hello--willow

(Crack) "bitch you heard me I'm an asset gal"

“But Why? In front of my mother? We need to focus here.” 

[kryomonaxia]

Chibi Pope darted back a bit, ensuring it was out of Kanon's reach. It tilted its head at the nymph, curious about how she intervened while the other saints didn't do more than stand solitude in disapproval...no wonder kids were messed up after training for Athena's army. Then, an idea came to mind and the little pope rushed to Mariem's side, hiding behind her legs as if it was scared of Kanon. - Chibi Pope

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Kanon was too busy arguing with Mariem that he barely saw the woman's sudden stiffness and the red that lightly coated her face. He was baffled as to why she suddenly tensed.

That was until he glanced down to where Chibi Pope should have been.

Kanon's face showed a certain element of terror at the sight of Chibi Pope clinging to the woman like a child seeking protection behind its mother. However, it was hard to place why he looked horrified at this.

"G-Get away from her!" Kanon barked as he tried to swat the child away. However, his attempts were thwarted as Mariem tried to dismiss the situation in her usual way.

"No, Kanon... It's fine. It's not much of an issue if he needs help."

"It's not fine! Get him off of you!"

"Kanon-"

[ilynpilled]

i strongly agree that “shipping” should not be automatically conflated with annoying tendencies that are very common in fan spaces, and you are not a more earnest and intellectual fan or whatever if you are opposed to it and neglect it lol. it is a sentiment that i have noticed growing as a reaction to how ship centric and virulent discussion of art can become, but romantic relationships and sex obviously can and will typically be an extremely integral part of characters and stories, and it is pretty hilarious to act like and imply that “it is not worthwhile, it is unserious and just self indulgent, and it diminishes what stories and dynamics are really about.” if you are vigorously opposed to engaging with these aspects of characters and their stories and are condescending towards others for doing so you might be missing huge chunks of the very writing you herald, which does not make you all that different from the people you are fuming about lmao

[starry-bi-sky]

*grips Shen Qingqiu by the shoulders*

aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you want to crack under the pressure of the system and the robbed autonomy of being forced into a role you had no choice in but have to play anyways? don't you want to buckle under the realization that, to you, no matter what you do your life is going to end in a horrific death? Whether that be under Luo Binghe's hands or the System's?

Don't you want to realize that no matter all the good you have done and the lives you have changed and saved, you're still standing at the ledge of a cliff with a sword to your disciple's chest?

Shouldn't it be you at the edge instead? Balancing on the crumbling dirt's end of death on either side, and you can either walk into it or be forced?

don't you want to go apeshit?

[kotohinaaoi]

“ Hellooo! “ the small girl smiled happily as she stared down at Kisuke who fell flat on his face. “ Uh- did I hurt you? I’m sorry—“ the small Quincy blinked a few times.

Awkwardly throws Kotohina at Kisuke without any Context.

Kisuke turned before getting hit by a flying Kotohina, before falling on his face.

*KO*

//LMAO

[hells-sirenqueen]

"...exactly. We may have mended a bridge between us but I can still sense some resentment from you. If Lucifer and I are out of the picture, taken out by God, you'll finally get your bittersweet revenge of being publicly punished for the crimes we committed against you. We were not, as they say - a match made in Heaven, despite what God intended for us. Never were, never will be. I know there is still a part of you that hates me with every fiber of your being. You want me to suffer. You want me to die. Well, if things go as I think they might..as most of my gut feelings are correct thus far, you'll finally get your wish, Adam. Congratulations. You'll be finally rid of your first wife and the angel that stole her away from your grasp." Lilith stared down Adam, hands firmly on her hips,"Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me that you don't want to see us fall. Tell me that everything we've worked towards this past month actually meant something to you..I have my doubts.."

@dick-meister

[truly-quirkless]

[ @themultiversebundle || DM'd to plot!]

It had been a relatively normal day..as normal as things got, now that Yagi and Fin had somewhat(?) befriended a strange Quirk-holder kid who went by 'Cody'. It had been maybe a week since the teen had started crashing in an empty dorm in the faculty's dorm building, and the two were out and about. They had gone to buy groceries since their supplies were getting low, and it was such a bright, peaceful day...

Until an explosion rang out from a nearby street. Almost on instinct, the two were rushing over- Fin with a hand on their hidden pocket knife, and Yagi on his own recently-acquired pocket knife (he may have been retired, but Hell if he'd go down without a fight). The two paused, however, as they came across the street in question... And the child currently going haywire.

"We needa calm that kid down...!" Before more damage was done. The duo let go of their handles,- Yagi rushing to knock a civilian out of the way before he could get crushed by a light pole, while Fin shot forward- hands latching onto two youths that were standing stock-still, staring at the scene.

"Y'gotta move, kids!"