#Crack Thread

[mxuntainsidemuses]

@themosthatedbeingg

"Oh Luuuucciiii, I just wanna talk"

[arcgeminga]

"Take that!" Regulus threw frozen butter at Aspros.

♕┊He jolted when he was smacked in the arm by something hard and cold. Not because it hurt--but because he was in the middle of a really good book and the sudden attack caught him off guard.

♕┊ "Hey, you little..." Aspros glared at Regulus, but the stick of butter was still rock hard and frozen (disregarding how it should be thawing right now).

So, Aspros did the only adult thing he could do.

He picked up the frozen stick and chucked it back at the boy.

[poisonedspider]

Continued for @hashtag-bitch

"Because ah've been there, done that. Longa' then yeh've been in Hell." He snorted, holding his hand out in front of him and inspecting it, as if he really didn't give a shit what the answer was, but - "Ah'd be careful gettin' in the middle of those two. Ah'm sure they both like tah' have their fun, but they're also fuckin' possessive. Don't need tah' be swept up into a jealous rage of theirs, babycakes."

[kryomonaxia]

Chibi Pope swatted at Kanon's hand, sticking his tongue out in return. - Chibi Pope

κρύο-μοναξιά ▾

Kanon had enough.

Against Mariem's insisting, the Sea Dragon pushed the nymph to the side, he extended his palm and used Another Dimension on the little brat. He knew that Chibi Pope was a Gemini Saint, so he could get out of the dimension if he wanted to.

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

This saga is cracking me up.

[little-pondhead]

I’m Not The Sun

—

Y'know, when Kon ‘died’, do you think a grieving Tim could have mistaken Danny for his best friend? Do you think that, in a moment of desperation and exhaustion, he might've kidnapped a floating Danny in an attempt to bring Kon home? And when he realized he kidnapped a random civilian, do you think he still kept Danny for a while as a replacement for Kon?

Do you think Danny got tired of being called 'Conner' after the first week but was too distressed himself to correct Tim? Trying to leave or tell the fellow teen his name was Danny was obviously sending the kid into a spiral. He seemed to think Danny was the dead spirit of his best friend. Maybe if he played along, this Conner guy would show back up?

Hopefully, before Tim completes his cloning research. Danny's been doing everything he can to sabotage the equipment, but even with ghost powers on his side, Tim is a smart person. Every time Danny sets him back one step, Tim takes two steps forward. And since he's well outside of his haunt, Danny is starting to feel weak and ill from lack of ectoplasm. He's running out of time.

Do you think Kon would feel upset that his best friend replaced him?

[homoeroticgrappling]

He ain't slick, I saw what it said before he edited it

I will now be overthinking about this until Saturday

[arcgeminga]

Chibi Pope stares leaving trails of grapes in random paths throughout the Gemini temple. Was this a waste? Yes. Did he care if it meant annoying Aspros? No. - Chibi Pope

THIS GNOME DID NOT JUST WASTE AN ENTIRE BASKET OF PERFECT GRAPES!!!

[affixjoy]

[kryomonaxia]

Chibi Pope darted back a bit, ensuring it was out of Kanon's reach. It tilted its head at the nymph, curious about how she intervened while the other saints didn't do more than stand solitude in disapproval...no wonder kids were messed up after training for Athena's army. Then, an idea came to mind and the little pope rushed to Mariem's side, hiding behind her legs as if it was scared of Kanon. - Chibi Pope

κρύο-μοναξιά ▾

Kanon was too busy arguing with Mariem that he barely saw the woman's sudden stiffness and the red that lightly coated her face. He was baffled as to why she suddenly tensed.

That was until he glanced down to where Chibi Pope should have been.

Kanon's face showed a certain element of terror at the sight of Chibi Pope clinging to the woman like a child seeking protection behind its mother. However, it was hard to place why he looked horrified at this.

"G-Get away from her!" Kanon barked as he tried to swat the child away. However, his attempts were thwarted as Mariem tried to dismiss the situation in her usual way.

"No, Kanon... It's fine. It's not much of an issue if he needs help."

"It's not fine! Get him off of you!"

"Kanon-"

[poisonedspider]

"How in the ever livin' fuck is that a good band name?" He stressed, almost appalled by how absolutely horrible that was. "If ah' sung f' a band like that, it would ruin mah' whole reputation. And ah' ain't goin' back tah' offerin' mah' services tah' some randos on the street. Not a fuckin' chance."

@poisonedspider Replied: "Don't yeh' fuckin' know it, babe. Sex ain't the only thing ah'm good at." ;)

“Yea, no shit. You ever thinking about doing a collab? I got the best band names around. We can be ‘Putrid Stank Mucks’ Totally didn’t get that from a name generator. Don’t question it.”

[mysterycitrus]

reading comics not for enjoyment or leisure but a secret third thing (to win arguments online)

[ilynpilled]

i strongly agree that “shipping” should not be automatically conflated with annoying tendencies that are very common in fan spaces, and you are not a more earnest and intellectual fan or whatever if you are opposed to it and neglect it lol. it is a sentiment that i have noticed growing as a reaction to how ship centric and virulent discussion of art can become, but romantic relationships and sex obviously can and will typically be an extremely integral part of characters and stories, and it is pretty hilarious to act like and imply that “it is not worthwhile, it is unserious and just self indulgent, and it diminishes what stories and dynamics are really about.” if you are vigorously opposed to engaging with these aspects of characters and their stories and are condescending towards others for doing so you might be missing huge chunks of the very writing you herald, which does not make you all that different from the people you are fuming about lmao

[hello--willow]

(Crack) "What do I care about what your mother thinks of me? She's a bitch and didn't like me anyways."

@hello--willow

(Crack) "bitch you heard me I'm an asset gal"

“But Why? In front of my mother? We need to focus here.” 

[starry-bi-sky]

*grips Shen Qingqiu by the shoulders*

aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you want to crack under the pressure of the system and the robbed autonomy of being forced into a role you had no choice in but have to play anyways? don't you want to buckle under the realization that, to you, no matter what you do your life is going to end in a horrific death? Whether that be under Luo Binghe's hands or the System's?

Don't you want to realize that no matter all the good you have done and the lives you have changed and saved, you're still standing at the ledge of a cliff with a sword to your disciple's chest?

Shouldn't it be you at the edge instead? Balancing on the crumbling dirt's end of death on either side, and you can either walk into it or be forced?

don't you want to go apeshit?

[unshackled-instinct]

@thekingofmuses

"Before I kill you, Kyo, you will experience the ultimate humiliation!"