#Cousin of the Creek

[idevourglass]

[empressgeekt]

Trolls- headcanon, Creek and Branch are Cousins and Rosiepuff was both their grandmother...

okay. This randomly came to me, and I have to write this down. On mobile sorry for issues.

So, I was scrolling through Tumblr and saw fanart of acdepressed creek, and I though, "hey he kind of looks like Floyd's old concept design". Don't look up that design it's horrifying, but originally Floyd was supposed to look like Grandma Rosiepuff. Then things started to spiral. F9r two characters who seemingly have nothing to do with each other, Rosiepuff and Creek look awfully similar to one another. Same skin tone, and they both have minty green in their hair. In fact one could argue that Creek resembles her more then her own canon grandchildren. BROZONE all have cool colors and John, Clay, spruce, and branch all have blur eyes like her, while Floyd has a smaller similar nose shape. But that's the extent of it.

What if Rosiepuff had two surviving children, instead of the one who had brozone? And Creek was born of that second child.

I don't know what other people think but alot of the jab Creek makes towards Branch feel very personal. Sure pre trolls one Branch was not liked by the community, but Creek despises Branch personally. He tells Poppy that Branch doesn't want to be happy. Confronts Branch head on while the others passively complain. He even calls out the vest and that is a deep cut to Branch as we all know...but how would Creek know? Unless they share more of history then we think.

There are number of ways that's this could've played out, be it Creek's parent having a falling out with Rosiepuff before he's born, or maybe they didn't want anything to do with the band, but the two sides of the family clearly don't talk. Evident by Rosiepuff raising Branch alone, and never once is an aunt/uncle mentioned. However it wouldn't be too hard to believe that Creek knows about Rosiepuff, her death, and blames Branch for it. Heck he could've been taught that by his parent, The possible child of Rosiepuff's. And now in turn hates Branch.

This could even be supported by the amount of similar traits Creek has with Brozone. For starters, both Creek and at least two of the brothers (branch and clay) are planners. Branch and clay are prepping for the worst, but Creek is always planning how to control situations he finds himself in. Their uses are different, and as are the strategies, but the principle still stands. Creek also has a high emotional intelligence, like Floyd. He'd have to in order to manipulate people the way he does. A level head under pressure could also be a shared trait, Creek only really panics when he's in immediate danger, being eaten or when he and chef were one fire, otherwise he's very collected. He's the one telling everyone in the bird cage to remain calm after all.

But if they are related the why didn't JD or any of the others ask about him when Brozone reunited? Well, simply they didn't know about him. Creek is either the same age or younger then Branch, and if the two sides of the family weren't on speaking terms in the first place then its a slim chance they would be told about a baby cousin. And I have a hard time seeing Creeks family taking Branch in afte the accident and he went grey. So if branch knows about their relation, he's probably so detached that he doesn't consider them family. Not to mention the whole betrayl thing...

So thought? Was my brain on to something? Or is this just rambling.

[s0uth3park]

When organising posts for the tournament I came across an edit of the scene in the vampire episode with Butters with a camcorder wherein it's Tweek instead. Now all I can think of is vampire Tweek, and how it should have been Tweek in that episode freaking out.

[identityquest]

lizzie get two wolves 👍

[raspberryconverse]

Spouse and I are rewatching Schitt's Creek and during the episode where Alexis goes on Bumpkin😉 David mentions she dated all 3 Hanson brothers one summer.

Spouse: Wouldn't at least one of them be too old or too young for her? Me, a huge Hanson fan: Well, actually...

So if Alexis was born in 1987, she's only 2 years younger than Zac (he was always my favorite and I might have hugged him without permission...). Taylor was born in 1983, so he'd be 4 years older and Isaac was born in 1980, so he'd be 7 years older. Depending on how old Alexis was that summer, Zac would have probably been age appropriate, Taylor might have been borderline too old and Isaac was probably too old unless she was in her 20s.

However, Taylor got married in 2002 and Zac and Isaac both got married in 2006. That makes Alexis 15 when Taylor got married and 19 when Zac and Isaac got married. And Taylor met his wife in 2000, so Alexis would have been only 13 then.

Ok, Spouse. You're right.

I told them all this and they said, "See! They probably thought nobody would think that was gross, but I thought about it right away. I don't even know that much about them and I knew they were too spaced out enough age-wise. The math ain't mathing."

[gammacousin]

Bruce Banner: “What sociopath abandons her family to go gallivanting around the world with a man she just met?”

Jennifer Walters: “Um! First, you did this same thing for four months with four strange men and a spy you just met.”

Bruce Banner: “We’re talking about John-.”

Jennifer Walters: “-John and I are going on two months. And he told me he could potentially see himself saying ‘I love you’ sometime soon. So.”

Bruce Banner: “…That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m going to call your dad.”

[mumblelard]

finnie came over after work last night and we sat at my kitchen table, drinking tequila with tooth cracking cold bottles of grape pop and talking about the abandoned house behind the old school, rabid beavers, strawberry soju, the loose lioness, interstate latex fires, locket cats, and last days. it was a nice night

[taddylonglegs]

Okay y e a h it’s 3am, but I just got done watching the most recent Craig of the Creek Episodes and they BROUGHT BACK COUSIN BOBBY AAAAAA.

I feel like they did this for me. I feel like they saw that I loved him and gave him a partner, so they just threw me this bone. /j

And I’m just going to be ridiculously self indulgent and make pretend that NoMaddox if anyone remembers that oc lol was the one wearing the tiger mascot costume. IT’S NOT UNTRUE UNTIL IT’S PROVEN TO BE NOT CANON.

CONTEXT:

[maulfucker]

[listening to any random song] I could make this about Maul

[estella-havisham-pip-pirrup]

South Park AU (Beyond the Hotel)

Bare with us because the title for this AU is VERY bad. I literally had no idea what to name it.

anyways this au IS inspired by Doors (the roblox game.) and somewhat inspired by Hell Park

There are 5 or so main groups that are important.

The guiding lights (I need a better name for them cause Wendy is like the only person that guides them) - Gregory, Wendy, Rebecca.

Stan's Gang (Hunters) - Stan, Kenny, Carman, Kyle, Marjorine.

Craig's gang (Vloggers) - Craig, Clyde, Tolkien.

The Girls (Fighters) - Red, Heidi, Nichole.

The Foreign Kids (The Misfortionates) - Estella, Pip, Damien, Christophe.

Everyone here (minus the guiding lights) is ALIVE. (minus Pip he dies in the first chapter because of Damien.)

The monsters are - Bebe, Tweek, Pip (after Chapter 1), Jimmy, Pocket.

SHIPS - Gregstella, KyBecca, Creek, Stendy (maybe some others.)

NOTES - Stan and his friends are professional ghost hunters in a way.

Stan and Craig are cousins so whenever Stan has to travel for his jobs he brings Craig with him and Craig sometimes brings his friends, like now.

Stan and Craig grew up in South Park together. Stan moved away while Craig stayed for his friends and Tweek.

PLOT - A few random things have been happening in South Park. Crime has been on the rise, and people have been going missing left and right. It's all unexplainable. Some blame it on the Mayors poor choice in running the town, others blame it on religious reasons.

Craig didn't really care. It wasn't affecting him other than the mandatory curfew the mayor put in place.

Until it started happening to him. His boyfriend, Tweek Tweak, and his friend Jimmy Valmer went missing.

He calls in his cousin, a well-known "ghost hunter" of sorts. To come investing. See what's wrong.

Stan and his friends come back to South Park. They decide to check out some old hotel nearby the spot where Jimmy went missing. Everything about this hotel is old. Nothing works minus this elevator.

Against their better judgment, they go on the elevator and push up to the 2nd floor. Maybe Jimmy was just playing some big ass prank. He does that a lot.

They get to the 2nd floor but it doesn't top. It reaches the 10th floor before crashing down. They hold on tight to the walls as the elevator drops. They think they're about to die. Yet the elevator stops on a new floor.

Floor Zero.

They open the door and step into a new floor. This looks different than the old hotel they were just in. It looks old time but yet brand new. As if someone was keeping it in shape.

They stumble out of the elevator. Some are sick, some fall to the floor.

Craig falls to the floor as he fights the nausea building up. He hears footsteps approaching him. He looks up and sees around 4 people looking over him. They all shine flashlights at him, some use lighters while one holds a cross. They all speak over each other.

"Oh, Jesus! Are they hurt?"

"What if they're dangerous-"

They all speak over each other. One of the people bends down and looks at him. She glares at him, and she shines the flashlight in his eyes.

"He's safe. Go check the rest."

The others run off, presuming to do the same thing to the others.

"Tell Pip and Nichole to get the bandages... And get some buckets for their vomit."

She looks at him and his eyes. She doesn't give anything but a harsh glare at him.

"You must be really stupid to end up here, huh?"

"Welcome to the hotel."

(if anyone by chance sees this and wants more pls let me know i will GLADLY write more )

[getoutofthisplace]

Dear Gus & Magnus,

I had a debilitating headache this morning and stayed in bed pretty much all morning, so you two hunted eggs with Yiayia and Mom. We went to the Compound to have lunch and hunt more eggs, though Magnus got just as much out of hunting dandelions and flowers as he did the eggs.

My favorite time of the day came when I took you two and Sophie Kate on the Mule out into the pasture. Gus wanted to get out and explore, to which Sophie said, "Gus, you can't go out there!" When I told her he'd be fine and that she could explore too, she looked at me like I was an insane person. But she got out and all of you explored the creek for a bit. It reminded me of my own childhood. I have vivid and wonderful memories spent damming up streams and creeks with Will and John.

Dad.

Beebe, Arkansas. 3.31.2024 - 2.22pm.

[inuyashaloverforever]

I hope I'm not the only one who thinks this but anyone else thinks that Brozone is actually related to Creek because of Grandma Rosiepuff or am I the only one who thinks that?

[sickgraymeat]

Oh Crunchy. You don’t know anything about animals.

[scorpiotrait]

vampire wannabe and distant cousin of Narcissa’s, Juliana Goth, meets her baby great-great-great??? aunt?? and makes an arrangement with her great-great-great grandmother

[girlscience]

the fact it's been five fucking years and i still sob like a baby any time some character comes out and their parents accept them fucking sucks

[burnt-scone]

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