#Cousin Miguel

[fiction-justanotherstateofmind]

Sometimes it pops out in my mind a consideration that someone had written in their fic: how no one ever told Danny that Derek Hale wasn't in fact Stiles' cousin Miguel.

I can't properly remember it but it was something like Stiles being confused by the looks Danny was sending him and Derek when they were together and Scott putting forward the idea that Danny doesn't see Stiles with his boyfriend but Stiles kissing his cousin Miguel.

That's all. It's also the very end of the fic and it's an irrelevant chat but my mind decided that it's actually quite important 'cause periodically it reminds me of it.

[sufferingink]

117 is the best teen wolf episode because you can see younger Derek realizing that Stiles is spouting absolute NONSENSE and goes "alright now how to make him double down" AND STILES DOES EVERY TIME ITS BRILLIANT NO NOTES

the fact that we never see younger, never-broken-a-law-ever Derek Hale reacting to Stiles speedrunning every crime ever is a travesty

OH WAIT I FORGOT KATE IS BACK NOOO

[blue-the-hedgehog]

It’s cousin Miguel’s scene in 1x09 BUT it goes like that instead :

Danny ask who the weird guy behind them is. Stiles tell him that’s it’s his cousin Miguel. Of course Danny would spot the blood on Derek’s shirt so Stiles tell him to change. The first t-shirt that Derek find is clearly too tight he could never get in it. So Stiles tells him to keep looking. He has always worn T-shirt a little loose, some are big enough for Derek to fit in, they would be tight but it will fit enough. He knew that and that’s why he has told him to try on something else. Then he spotted Dan’y reaction, He knew he could used that.So he told Derek to change again.

Having Derek shirtless was good for his plan to get Danny to hack this email address. But he wasn’t expecting that his little game turned on him. Right now he didn’t know if he had to curse or bless his dad to have put in his drawer his clean Lacrosse jersey. The thing was nearly never clean and even less tidied up correctly. It was like Karma was getting back at him.

Because when they looked again they faced Derek Hale in this Jersey way to loose for Stiles without protections on, but looking way too good on the werewolf. It was a little loose, it was hot. Derek fucking Hale was wearing Stiles’ jersey, with his name on it. And that how Stiles knew he was screwed, he clearly had a thing for the werewolf and it’s seems that he have a strange kink about jersey. Obviously the vision may feed Stiles wet dreams for the rest of his life. Derek smirked, he knew now how to mess with Stiles.

[ashleymariewt]

Has anyone else noticed that there is an unexplainable link between Scott and "Cousin Miguel"

[heyokaooohshiny]

Itty bity miguel

[animeloverinsignia]

Me thinking Miguel kind of reminds me of Derek Hale in season 1 of Teen Wolf.... and then I had a thought that I was linking them for another reason as well- and then it hit me.

Stile's cousin Miguel~~~~

[deliahale]

Stiles cousin Miguel

[sleepyicon]

“robby’s the fan favorite character because he’s a hot white boy”

ok first off, robby is definitely not the fan favorite LOL tumblr does not make up the whole fandom. i’m almost certain that just like the writers, the fans of the show overall prefer miguel. and there’s nothing wrong with that.

second, i can’t speak for every robby enthusiast, but i like robby the most because he has the arc i find the most interesting. he’s gone from a delinquent to miyagi do’s main guy back to delinquent and then back to miyagi do’s main guy (miguel has “eagle fang”). this arc is genuinely so engaging and i can tell deep down inside beneath all the shitty things he’s done, that he was a broken person, not a bad one and his journey to fully finding the light is truly beautiful. he’s tapped into his potential, becoming a truly kind person who cares so much for the people around him. he has made amends for his past wrongs (even if he doesn’t receive much in return). he’s also very loyal, a trait that i adore in characters and has been consistent with his, even when losing his trust in others in s3. i just love my goat so much!!

and to those that do prefer him bc of his looks, u are superficial and completely looking past the reasons why true robby fans like him. and if you are one of those people who are racist towards miguel and prefer robby cuz he’s white, fuck you. black robby enthusiast here. ok end of rant.

[shewolfofficial]

so close, welcome back miguel o' hara

[fuji09]

The husband got Miguel m&m's. They came out of the bag that way!

[mrsoharaa]

Oh, Miggy won’t pay attention to you? My dear…do the “removing my towel in front of my spouse” trend in front of him and let’s see how fast he’ll stray away from work and get impeccably desperate for YOU. uwu 🎀✨

[raileurta]

Miguel's adoption problem

Spider family gc

Peter b.eautiful: Miggy.

Batman wannabe: No.

Peter b.eautiful: Miguel..

Batman wannabe: SHOCK OFF!

Peter b.eautiful: I love you. 

Peter b.eautiful: I really do. But....

Peter b.eautiful: You have a problem.

Batman wannabe: I don't even have that many. 

Peter b.eautiful: For god- 

Peter b.eautiful: You have twenty-four kids!!!

Batman wannabe: That's barely any for a spider. 

Peter b.eautiful: I know you're %50 spider big guy but you're also %50 HUMAN! 

Batman wannabe: My house is infinite! You know this! 

Peter b.eautiful: If this gets any worse you're just going to start kidnapping these kids off the streets.

Batman wannabe: .........

Peter b.eautiful: Please tell me you didn't.

Peter b.eautiful: Sweetheart, my oversized kitty cat, light of my life, did you steal a kid?

Batman wannabe: His "mom" was a horrible abusive asshole.

Peter b.eautiful: I- for, ugh.

Peter b.eautiful: Swear to the all mighty this is the last one.

Peter b.eautiful: UNDERSTAND?!

Peter b.eautiful: NO.

Peter b.eautiful: MORE.

Peter b.eautiful: KIDS.

Batman wannabe: Understood. 

Miguel would then go on and adopt six more children.

[spiderman2-99]

e g g i n f u s e d s a n d w h i c h

(I left it in the microwave too long and now its not bleedy ://)

Try stovetop on medium-high heat next time, maybe?

[polina-me]

A mini-card for Donald Duck's birthday!

HDL: Happy birthday, unca Donald! We love you! *presented: a flash drive with a musical number, a large drawing and a chocolate cake made of pancakes*

Donald: Aw, boys~ *cried a little*

Webby (May, June, April): Happy birthday, uncle Donald! *presented: handmade jewelry and toys*

Donald: <:_0

Mickey, Goofy, Daisy, Minnie (Oswald, Ortensia, Clarabelle): Happy birthday,Donald! *gifts: a large number of dresses and "girly" things* *they giggle because they think Donald will get angry*

Donald: OMG! Thank you guys, it's so beautiful!

All: what

Cousins (Fethry, Abner, Gladstone, Gus. ALL): Happy birthday, Don! *gifts: photos on the marine theme from Moby and Fetri, a wooden statuette from Abner, a cake from Fethry and Gladstone (miraculously left over from Gus)*

Donald: Thank you!~

Grandma Duck: Happy birthday, my sweet! *gifts: baking set*

Donald: Oh boy, granny! How did you know that this is what I want? *hugs* Thank you, I love you

Grandma Duck: I love you too~

Scrooge: Happy birthday, Donnie! *hugs tightly and kisses a lot*

Donald: Thanks, unca.. *blushes and giggles slightly from tickling*

Scrooge: For you~ *gifts: guitar and citizenship in Scotland, Mexico and Brazil*

Donald: *gasp* THANK YOU, UNKIE, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! *hugs*

Scrooge: He-he~ *happy gay dad*

Panchito and Jose: Happy birthday, mi amor!

Donald: Thank you~

Jose: Can't wait to see your presente, right?~

Donald: Maybe?~

Panchito: Great, because now it's time to look at them!

10 minutes left

Panchito and Jose in the sea dresses of their native countries

Jose: Do you like charmosa?

Panchito: I hope so, patito~

Donald:

Donald: I feel in love again.

[bogos-bint3d]

Miguel appearing for the first time in atsv is so funny to me for absolutely no reason he just jumps out and the music is like DODODODODOOOO

[milfbro]

do we all have that one cousin who's lost his ability to conceptualise human beings as people and also thinks he knows exactly what you should do to make a ton of money even tho everything he's ever tried failed? or is it just me?