#Court is Adjourned || ooc

[dreamerlucifer]

WTF, @fatass-adam HERPES IS SO MUCH WORSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:U

You, sir, will MOST certainly NOT be getting any of ALL THIS !!!

Lucifer Gestured downward, with a little hip motion to get the point across properly, his ALLURING ass LONG as HELL itself tongue, outstretched and flicking WILDLY, making the MOTIONS of his uhh... MAD SKILLS in muscular manipulation, in hopes of grabbing the clueless, Fallen, Golden Boi's attention as he spoke....

Now Awkwardly freaking out, Lucifer took off at LIGHTNING SPEEDS, to the nearest mirror in the VAST mansion to see if he showed any signs of the NOTORIOUSLY CONTAGIOUS, STI !!!!!!!

Lucifer BURSTS Back into the room... his expression, ONE OF ABSOLUTE RAGE!!! His BRIGHTLY, Glowing, Red Sclera masking his tiny, Orangey-Yellow Pupils.... His LONG, Black, and white Horns FULLY erect, the fire between them a BLAZING INFERNO of CHAOTIC EMOTION !!!! He was on the WARPATH!!!!

Lucifer's glowing eyes TARGETTING @fatass-adam, Who was casually MANSPREADING, itching his crotch on Lucifer's FAVOURITE, most EXPENSIVE, against all odds, IMPORTED DIRECTLY FROM HEAVEN, DREAM infused, TUFTED CHASE!!!! ADAM's Boxers, BARELY containing his FULL, PEAR SHAPED figure, RIPPING at the seams that, ONE UPON A TIME, were NOT meant to be FORM fitting, and that had ALSO, once, belonged to the TONED, SLIM short KING, Himself !!! The small, ONCE ADORABLE ducklings adjourning Them, now OVERSTRETCHED to look like mere yellow splotches as they hugged his JELLY like, THUNDER thighs like a waaaaay over stretched Spandex suit!!!!!!!!!!

Lucifer's eyes narrowed further yet at @fatass-adam, who could be PLAINLY seen ABSOLUTELY SURROUNDED by sweet snack wrappers, STUFFING his face with a hot dog SMOTHERED in chili, cheese, and GUMMY BEARS.... of all of HELL'S CREATIONS....

He moved forward, as if SLOWLY STALKING his MARK...

BUUUUUUUUUT---->

SUDDENLY, it became SO VERY.......... The UNMISTAKABLE sores HIGHLY visable on the SHORT KING'S SOFT, SUPPLE, WHITE facial skin....... His expression, now DEFLATED, and one of EXASPERATED DESPERATION..... Tears flowing like small rivers down his red, circularly marked cheeks....

He inhaled DEEPLY, turning to @fatass-adam, and YELLED WITH SUCH A BOOMING VOICE, that all of Hell's seven rings probably heard.. A distinct cracking in his voice as he did so.....

I HAVE COURT TODAY, DAMNITTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He sniffled and UGLY CRIED....

NOW WHAT am I SUPOSED to do?????????????... THIS IS A HIGHLY TELEVIZED CASSSSSSSSSSE....

He witnessed @fatass-adam's SIGNATURE, WIDE, SMILE beaming back at him... Lucifer's Confusion and DEEPLY FRUSTRATED expression, PRICELESS to the EVIL, fallen, Golden Boi across the room.....

At first, Lucifer Didn't Understand...... O.o;;;

BUT THENNNN------->

OMG... @fatass-adam!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LATER THAT EVENING,

IN COURT--------------------->

UTTER... BRILLIANCE... ♥♥♥♥♥

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Sincerely,

~Lucifer VonKult

I got a fucking sore on my lip and @dreamerlucifer has been messing with me (playfully) about it. We made a conversation like-

Lucifer: No Adam! I’m not sleeping with you! You have crabs!

Adam: I SAID I HAD HERPES!! IT’S DIFFERENT!!!

[axolawtyer]

it’s not very cash money of you to fake your death and tax evade

[demonprosecution]

{ tf do u mean miles has like 20 threads w phoenix and no one else-- hey do you like an idiot lawyer dad? then hit that fucking like button for a miles starter of varying length }

[lastritesprosecution]

[ yyyyyeah i’m dropping all threads from before nahyuta got reapped. and i know i’m busy with another muse bc he starts so much shit but y’know what? slap that like for a starter. you know you want to. ]

[nonestinventus]

{Doing a mains call! If you want your muse to be the main (insert muse name here) for my muse, then hmu!! 

If you are a main for any of my muses (Clay, for example), then that means anytime Clay mentions that particular muse in replies that are not directly to your muse, it is your muse he is talking about. 

So if Clay gets a question about Apollo, and someone is his main Apollo, that Apollo will be who they are referring to.

All I ask is that our muses have interacted before. This is not necessarily for romantic relationships only; it’s also for platonic and familial ones as well. Just tell me which of my muses you wish your muse to be the main of!}

[prosecutorsoffice]

((HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!))

[thelastedgefey]

((Can I just... say I'm so very grateful I have such amazing friends and RP partners?

I know I'm not on Marshall as often as I used to because I've gotten into the BNHA fandom recently, but whenever I come back to do stuff I always find my online besties sending Marshall asks and always up for interactions and I'm just so... happy and grateful. 

Like, you guys are freaking awesome and amazing and I love you lots?!

Oh, and also those that are still up to RP with my BNHA muses even though they're not familiar with the fandom?!

Just what kinda majestic good deed have I done in my life to deserve you all?! <3))

[blindjustixe]

((Ahoy there, I apologize if I haven't been around much, I have exams these last few weeks and I tend to get stressed during these periods (last two exams at that, so doubly stressing). Don't know when I'll be back, but in case catch me on my other AA OC blog, @thelastedgefey, or on Discord (I'll gladly give you my Discord-ID if we're mutuals and have interacted a bit, just IM me on my other blog and I'll get back at you whenever I can).

Wish me good luck, here's hoping I finally get my degree sometime this year ^^))

[matt-mmurdock]

ooc ;; it has been more than a hot minute since i’ve written anything here, but i keep getting emails about new followers (and i’m guessing it’s because you guys have caught up with S3!!) 

i’m pretty focused on other things atm, and i haven’t gotten the chance to even catch a little bit of s3, but believe me, if i watch and my muse comes roaring back with a vengeance, y’all will be among the first to know! 

though i am very touched that you all apparently like my versions of matt bc i enjoy his chara a gosh darn lot

[eisigerverteidiger]

{ klavier-mun is bullying kristoph (and he deserves it) }

[katanaoftruth-a]

Rules

1. This is a sideblog, follows/follows back will be from @blindjustixe.

2. This blog is:

Semi-Selective: Everyone is welcome to follow, however I might be a bit choosy about follows back. IM and Inbox are open for anyone though, so feel free to drop by.

Multiship: I’m shipping trash and open to any sort of relationship, from platonic to romantic. However, romantic relationship will be possible with Sakura as an adult. If you’re interested in shipping, ask away. In the off-chance I say no to a ship, please DO NOT try and force a ship.

Multiverse: Interactions with different muses are to be considered to take place in a different verse unless the muse is interacting with more than one muse belonging to the same mun or to a multimuse blog. Same goes for shipping, so there will be no cheating involved (it’s a big no-no fore me, so don’t even ask me).

OC-friendly: Pretty self-explanatory, if your muse is an OC and you want to interact, you’ll be more than welcome. No Mary Sues or Gary Stus though, please (I had a bad experience in this regard).

Crossover-friendly: Your muse belongs to a different fandom? That’s perfectly fine! It might take a little longer to follow back if I’m not familiar with the fandom in question, but if there’s interest in interacting just go with it and follow! See rule #19 for series I know pretty/decently well.

3. OOC posts will be tagged Court Is Adjourned [OOC], IC posts will be tagged Court Is In Session [IC].

4. Mun is of age (21+), the muse is not in most cases though. Not safe for work and suggestive themes might be present and will be tagged with Compromising Evidence [NSFW], but there will be no smut otherwise.

5. No godmodding (controlling the other mun’s muse yourself) unless we both discussed the plot of the thread via IM beforehand and you know how my muse would act in that specific situation.

6. No metagaming (using knowledge of someone’s muse that a character has no way of knowing) outside of dash commentaries (tagged Recess [Dash Commentary]).

7. Like mentioned above, IM and inbox are open for anyone, be it for plotting, asking random questions or just chatting and getting to know each other.

8. Speaking of IM, I’m open to RPing via IM and Discord as well. If we’re mutual, feel free to ask for my Discord-ID.

9. I don’t care about reply length, just write whatever you feel like. I’m perfectly okay with one-liners, para, multi-para and drabble-length replies, whichever floats your boat.

10. Don’t reblog OOC posts (tagged Court Is Adjurned [OOC] and/or Judge Jury Executioner [Mun]), Rules (tagged By The Book [Rules]), Headcanons (tagged Admissible Evidence [Headcanons]), or threads you’re not taking part to. Seriously, it’s annoying as hell so. Please. Don’t. Do. It!

11. Please let me know if you want to drop a thread we’re doing, and at the same time I will let you know if I want to drop a thread we’re doing as well.

12. Triggers might be present and will be tagged accordingly as TW: (ex. TW: Blood). Trigger warnings will be tagged even if mentioned, just to be safe. If you want me to tag a specific trigger, just let me know.

13. I’m more than happy to turn asks into threads. I don’t mind if you reblog the ask too, but if it bothers you just let me know.

14. Spoilers will be tagged as Affidavit [Spoilers].

15. I don’t really like to RP angst that much, although I don’t mind it once in a while. Hurt/comfort is okay, though, and my go-to type of thread. Other things I prefer avoiding are dub/non-con, gore and vore. 

16. No hounding / pressuring for replies / answers. I won’t do the same with my RP partners and ask the same courtesy from them. If I haven’t replied for a while, you’re welcome to ask me (gently) via IM. Chances are I’m busy with real life (I’m an university student on my last year), my phone don’t work or I need more time to come up with a proper reply.

17. Please keep drama and anon hate away from me. I’m here to have fun. Much appreciated ^^

18. For PSAs, look for the Amicus Curiae [PSA] tag.

19. Regarding crossovers, here’s some of the series I’m into and know very/decently well:

Persona Series (Persona 2: Innocent Sin, Persona 3 FES, P3P, Persona 4, Persona 5, Persona 4 Arena, Persona 4 Arena Ultimax, Persona 4 Dancing All Night)

Yuri!!! On Ice

Pokémon games

Harry Potter

Artemis Fowl

Danganronpa

Ouran High School Host Club

Villainous / Villanos

Saint Seiya (Classic Series, Lost Canvas, Hades, Soul of Gold)

Bones

CSI (Las Vegas, Miami, New York)

Leverage

Castle

Criminal Minds

20. In general, have fun! :D

[axolawtyer]

>13 notifications

HASIJFK;ASDJKFL BRUH THERE’S NOTHING ON HERE BUT SHITPOSTING I’M YELLING

[demonprosecution]

[ (looks at the current nahyuta & phoenix thread in addition to the fuckin potato thread) ahhh the duality of man. (me. i’m man.) ]

[lastritesprosecution]

{ let’s do it baby, i know the law. slap that like button for a nahyuta starter of varying length bc idk if i’m keeping any of his old threads rip }

[nonestinventus]

{Oh shit y’all Amara’s birthday is the 10th}

[prosecutorsoffice]

((15 MINUTES TO 2019 ASDFGHJKL))