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Funny quotes and sayings are inspirational and useful for work, family, and life in general.
#funny#funny shit#funny hilarious#findyourthing#funnyshit#funnypics#funny memes#funny jokes#funny tumblr#cool jokes#good jokes#dirty jokes#jokes#short jokes#redbubble artist#redbubble shop#redbubble#t shirt#tshirts#tshirt#print on demand#printable#printdesign#graphic art#printondemand#redbubbleartist
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f4f (fag4fag)
#im in that kind of mental state when im only capable of unfunny jokes#id like to draw something cool but eh#nothing cool about these two#billford#bill cipher#gravity falls#stanford pines#artists on tumblr#ford pines
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animation of jimmy getting owned in real life
bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...
#thank you Real Life for being called that so i could make this joke#and also for giving me the perfect audio for my assignment#if you can spot the third life references in their outfits you are very cool <3#life series#trafficblr#mcyt#mcyt fanart#real life smp#grian#goodtimeswithscar#solidaritygaming#jimmy solidarity#animation#sopuuart
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Stay Cool And Laugh With 200+ Chill Puns That Will Brighten Your Day
Ready to cool down and have some fun? Dive into our collection of 200+ chill puns and jokes that are perfect for keeping you cool and laughing like a polar bear on ice.
These puns are designed to bring a refreshing twist to your day, offering humor that’s as chill as it is hilarious.
Whether you’re lounging at home or hanging out with friends, these puns will add a frosty layer of fun to your routine. Get ready to laugh and keep your cool with these witty and frosty jokes!
Chill Puns and Jokes to Keep You Laughing and Cool
Why did the snowman call his dog “Frost”? Because Frost bites! ❄️
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why don’t penguins like talking to strangers at parties? They find it too ice-breaking. 🐧
How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle.” 🚲
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! 🧛♂️
Why did the ice cream truck break down? It had a rocky road. 🍦
What do you call a frozen dog? A chili dog! 🌭
What did the glacier say to the iceberg? “Chill out, we’re just floating around.” 🧊
How do you know if a snowman is enjoying himself? He’s on ice and having a “snowball”! 🎉
Why did the ice cube go to school? To improve its “chill-ogy”! 🧊
Read: 200+ Chill Puns and Jokes to Keep You Cool and Laughing Like a Polar Bear on Ice
#chill humor#relaxing puns#funny chill quotes#cool jokes#easy-going humor#chill jokes#light-hearted puns#funny relaxation lines#laid-back humor#chill laughter
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#tumblr polls#random polls#poll time#i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS#so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames#i just picked random words i like LMAO#serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol)#and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny
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Run silver
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Cleaned up this little doodle from my notes app
(Please do not use or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me thank you )
#deersart#my art#sonic the hedgehog fanart#sonic the hedgehog#sonic x shadow generations spoilers#kinda???#just the wing thing but everyone knows about that so#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#wonder who will get the fucked up form next#sonic spoilers#sonic the werehog#will it probably happen? no#would it be cool if it did? yes#this is just for fun. a silly joke
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also what about an inverse twins in time au where ford went back to the 60's and stan stayed in the 80's?
Oh this is super interesting
#genuinely i think young Stanley pretends to be ford bc he thinks he’ll be blamed for it#he’s the spare Stan so he’s gotta fill in for his bro while he’s gone#his parents don’t even notice the finger thing like…#and at first Stanford doesn’t really think anything of it but#I reckon it clicks for him and he feels SO bad because are you joking???#meanwhile in the future:#stan: what do we do??#ford: I am a literal child???#and Stan is a figurative child so it evens out#ford thinks fidds is really cool though if they meet#he’s all like “I have a friend????”#:(((#my art#ask#gravity falls#twins in time au#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stanford pines
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Look, I’m really trying my hardest to treat trans people the same way I would cis people but please understand how difficult that is when literally every trans person I’ve met has been the coolest person ever
#to clarify I’m saying trans folk are cool#this is meant to be a misdirection that’s the joke#trans#transmasc#transfem#transgender#lgbtqplus#lgbtq#lgbtq community
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Pretty sure "ease him" doesn't mean anything but I'm NOT rewriting that now >:/
First >> Next
#good omens#bbc merlin#aziraphale#crowley#arthur pendragon#merlin#magic omens au#crowley stop trying to look cool this is NOT the right moment#this took 16 hours im not even joking#entirely my fault bc i insist on drawing the speech bubbles manually#tune in for next part for some thrilling action! (more hostility)#my art#long post
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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure
#dunmeshi#really cool art i thought up#kabru of utaya#mithrun#dunmeshi spoilers#<- idk. anime watchers dont know who mithrun is or what he does so i think it needs a spoiler warning#labru#<- I GUESS..................#I'M SORRY For adding that stupid fucking figure i think it's really funny and i never want to see it again in my life#i don't think his succubus would show up as that thing i think hes more Complex than that it would just be funny#also mithrun's succubus might actually shapeshift who knows?? Thats not what this comic is about though. just My Funny Joke.
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What comic is the bottom left image of springtrap from? (On the post where you say why you draw him blocky)
It’s from this comic!! A very normal father son reunion
Og post here
#ask reply#I still love this comic#THE backgrounds how both Springtrap and Michael looks??? perfect peak love#I gotta do more jokes around fnaf 3#mostly because I love the setting of Fazbear frights itself!#a fnaf horror attraction in universe is just so cool#phone dude is cool#I love how Michael was probably at Fazbear frights for awhile too#seeing phone dude says ‘welcome back’#and the survival logbook just heavily implies Michael was writing in it during that game#with all the foxy drawings repping Michael and all#ITS JUST overall a cool location with many interesting details#maybe I should draw Hudson and Michael being coworkers sometime#all three phone dude Hudson and Michael being buddies pff#no promises but imagine 🩵🩵 maybe 🩵#shout out to fnaf 3 enjoyers 💚
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A collection of funny jokes, quotes and sayings. This design can be printed on many products like t-shirts, cups & mugs, hoodies, stickers, phone cases, wall art, stationery & office, gifts and many more.
#funny#funny shit#funny hilarious#findyourthing#funnyshit#funnypics#funny memes#funny jokes#funny tumblr#cool jokes#good jokes#dirty jokes#jokes#short jokes#redbubble artist#redbubble shop#redbubble#t shirt#tshirts#tshirt#print on demand#printable#printdesign#graphic art#printondemand#redbubbleartist
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Headcanon: Deep down they both want to be their fairy godparent/godkid again after losing them, but don't believe they deserve each other and feel like they aren't worthy to be their companion anymore
They both need counseling and therapy as a whole package
#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#peri#peri fairywinkle cosma#dev dimmadome#fop a new wish#peri fairly oddparents#a new wish#periwinkle#the fairly oddparents#dev#my art#fanart#I like how both Peri and Dev is the type who prefers not directly express their feelings because they want to be seen as cool/independent#and be loved by the people that they care of#in other words#a tsundere//hit#jokes aside I like to think another reason why Dev cried during that scene is because-#he realized he's doing the same thing that his dad has done to him but on Peri#and yet Peri still cares for him despite his treatment towards him#like how Dev still loves his dad despite being a terrible father#and just..want to do everything right by him to earn his dad affection#man#Also ngl I have a hunch that Dev might still remember since Hazel's ''no rule'' wish was pretty vague#so maybe he counts in that wish?#plus he was wearing sunglasses before the memory wipe which maybe that won't affect him as well?#you can see I'm coping rn#I do hope this is only temporary and we will see them being back together in season 2 tho#giving them both some time to reflect and growth#because Peri clearly needs more experience in his job and Dev needs his character development for season 2
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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%
grace image os i get to look at her
#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the#first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post#for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny#EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically#also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am#anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things#also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode#i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep#and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves#also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc#id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever#it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically#a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday#ya !! :3#flappy rambles#inaccessible#ask to tag#(<- idk. just in case)
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evil morgana be like
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I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.
it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"
plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.
anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.
#blazing saddles#finx watches tv#finx rambles#I recognize that I'm saying all this as someone who's not black#but I am also saying it as someone with a basic understanding of race relations in the usa#and a basic understanding of sarcasm#bc it really does not take more than that to recognize what they're doing in this movie#it is NOT subtle#and it is very funny#mel brooks movies are kinda hit or miss for me ngl#men in tights is great if a bit too crass for my taste#spaceballs has great jokes but the central story lacks any real heart so it doesn't grab me#history of the world was just kind of unpleasant and then I switched it off#but blazing saddles? phenomenal#I could not stop laughing the whole way through#and the central story DOES have heart bc it's the friendship between bart and#whassisname#jim#the Kid#plus bart working out how to succeed at an impossible task#also frankly cleavon little just grounds the comedy really well even before gene wilder shows up and we get their chemistry#bc he's cool calm collected and constantly inviting the audience into the joke#but the character's not too cool to ever mess up or ever be silly#he makes bad choices and gets into bad situations and then has to get himself out of them#but it's.....oh wait duh there's a term for this already#he's the straight man#he grounds all the zany nonsense by being in strong contrast to it#and he does a great job of it!#anyway#point is I deeply enjoyed this movie and I'm glad I finally watched it
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