#Cool Jokes
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crazycoolcreations · 2 years ago
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Funny quotes and sayings are inspirational and useful for work, family, and life in general.
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heshmmity · 2 months ago
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f4f (fag4fag)
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sopuu · 5 months ago
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animation of jimmy getting owned in real life
bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...
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punsify1 · 2 months ago
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Stay Cool And Laugh With 200+ Chill Puns That Will Brighten Your Day
Ready to cool down and have some fun? Dive into our collection of 200+ chill puns and jokes that are perfect for keeping you cool and laughing like a polar bear on ice.
These puns are designed to bring a refreshing twist to your day, offering humor that’s as chill as it is hilarious.
Whether you’re lounging at home or hanging out with friends, these puns will add a frosty layer of fun to your routine. Get ready to laugh and keep your cool with these witty and frosty jokes!
Chill Puns and Jokes to Keep You Laughing and Cool
Why did the snowman call his dog “Frost”? Because Frost bites! ❄️
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! 
Why don’t penguins like talking to strangers at parties? They find it too ice-breaking. 🐧
How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle.” 🚲
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! 🧛‍♂️
Why did the ice cream truck break down? It had a rocky road. 🍦
What do you call a frozen dog? A chili dog! 🌭
What did the glacier say to the iceberg? “Chill out, we’re just floating around.” 🧊
How do you know if a snowman is enjoying himself? He’s on ice and having a “snowball”! 🎉
Why did the ice cube go to school? To improve its “chill-ogy”! 🧊
Read: 200+ Chill Puns and Jokes to Keep You Cool and Laughing Like a Polar Bear on Ice
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seriousturd · 10 months ago
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Run silver
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Cleaned up this little doodle from my notes app
(Please do not use or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me thank you )
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noodles-and-tea · 30 days ago
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also what about an inverse twins in time au where ford went back to the 60's and stan stayed in the 80's?
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Oh this is super interesting
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stay-silly621 · 3 months ago
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Look, I’m really trying my hardest to treat trans people the same way I would cis people but please understand how difficult that is when literally every trans person I’ve met has been the coolest person ever
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sboochi · 1 year ago
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Pretty sure "ease him" doesn't mean anything but I'm NOT rewriting that now >:/
First >> Next
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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure
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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago
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What comic is the bottom left image of springtrap from? (On the post where you say why you draw him blocky)
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It’s from this comic!! A very normal father son reunion
Og post here
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crazycoolcreations · 2 years ago
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A collection of funny jokes, quotes and sayings. This design can be printed on many products like t-shirts, cups & mugs, hoodies, stickers, phone cases, wall art, stationery & office, gifts and many more.
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rika-mortis · 3 months ago
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Headcanon: Deep down they both want to be their fairy godparent/godkid again after losing them, but don't believe they deserve each other and feel like they aren't worthy to be their companion anymore
They both need counseling and therapy as a whole package
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caruliaa · 2 years ago
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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%
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grace image os i get to look at her
#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the#first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post#for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny#EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically#also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am#anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things#also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode#i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep#and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves#also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc#id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever#it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically#a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday#ya !! :3#flappy rambles#inaccessible#ask to tag#(<- idk. just in case)
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buggzy-wuggzy · 1 month ago
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evil morgana be like
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aethersea · 2 months ago
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I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.
it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"
plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.
anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.
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