#Context Woodworking

[montavillanews]

Montavilla Ranch Pizza Opens June 6

On Thursday, June 6th, Ranch Pizza will open its eighth location at 7940 SE Stark Street on Montavilla’s historic main street. That same morning, the pizzeria’s sister business, Loro Coffee, will welcome customers from its second location, which shares this storefront. Ranch Pizza owners intend to make the Stark Street location the home base for their growing organization, using it to develop new…

[thornswoggled]

it is soooo booooring when someones only engagement with tamb is robinthorn shipping or "elias hot." can you literally come outside and play toys with me. can you fucking go ask your mom if you can come out to the sandbox and play toys with me. theres a whole playground out here man. theres swings and a slide and my mom said we could go in and have juicebox and grillcheese later. come outside and live a little man. we are all waiting for you

[corvidsofthedeep]

No Context Crow #129: Clock Crow

Buy it on Etsy, here!

[crayolacolor]

i was SO CONFUSED AS TO WHERE 25 PEOPLE CAME FROM ALL OF A SUDDEN UNTIL I REALIZED IT'S ALL THE SAME PEOPLE HSJHDSJD

[nihilaraarchived]

@furiaei asked: ' I wonder : would you ever love enough to deify me? I would be a generous Goddess, this much you can know. you sing your worship, I will bestow you my kiss and bliss to bring your whole being to tremble. then, once I am unshackled from the human vessel I presently inhabit, the memory you keep will be my altar, my icon, my existence. I may be but a flicker in the grand scheme of things. for all that, should you choose to love me, I will burn for myself a place in your eternity none other will ever be able to inhabit. I will incinerate for myself a place into the very essence of you. '

𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐁𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍? to offer his faith, his devotion, his entire being- flesh and spirit. to give these things, and be valued for every pound of it? 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.. like honey, like warm liquor, like the promise of a good long sleep. the intoxication of divine adoration is... heavy. kuro feels himself out of breath, speechless at the thought. he's lived countless lifetimes, his death overdue for too long. and at her declarations, he can feel an old warmth return to him. subtle, but frenzied- and if he is not careful---

there was a time when god made up everything he was. was it possible? could he let go, and give into it again? 𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲, to bow his head and allow another to choose what in life matters. it makes life less terrifying, makes pain feel like it holds more weight and meaning.

enduring forever would be less of a climb. simpler.

" and what... " his tone is careful, and calm. the timid nature he has carried for centuries now-- washes away. a chalkboard, half emptied. there is a desperation bubbling beneath his skin, itching the back of his mind. to experience divinity, to embody it and feel the touch of a god-- does he want that? " what would you want me to give? love? " uncertainty laces his tone, despite his best efforts. he's been burned before. " is that all? how... then, can i know you would not leave me? when i have served that purpose... "

a brief pause, a breath, just to think.

" love me, as i love you... and i will give you everything. " a hand to his chest, a heat at his core. " an altar, right here, one i will hollow out myself. my purpose, my reason for living. nothing will be off limits. my flesh, my bones. my spirit, should i ever find a way to depart. everything. "

another breath. it feels like hours...

" i cannot take another betrayal, mya. i can not. "

𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝

[le-agent-egg]

Mfw i need to search in the garage for 5 minutes to find a fucking hammer

[world-of-advice]

[romanceyourdemons]

1620s tumblr simulator

🍷 librolibra Follow

Truly nothing worse than when another volume of Don Quixote gets translated and I have to deal with a flood of dumb Englishmen who don’t get any of the cultural context. This isn’t one of your little Shakespeare plays, it’s a profound meditation on Spanish values!

#libra speaks #miguel cervantes #don quixote #don quixote de la mancha #sancho panza #dulcinea del toboso

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 windmillboysfan Follow

if sanxote doesn’t become canon in this next volume i’m bringing a plague rat on my next trip to the continent

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⚓️ devil-of-the-high-seas Follow

spent all me booty on some new toys

🦊 huanhuan Follow

i think i hauve the bubonic plague

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🦆 yuanyangsword Follow

hey guys i think i’ve figured out why my sect leader insisted on rescuing this idiot scholar from the embroidered uniform guard

#it’s not THE stupidest rescue we’ve done but it’s up there #anyways i’ll investigate more and update when i’m sure

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😈 heretics-bracket Follow

Vote to settle the Protestant question once and for all!

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⚔️ the-wulinmengzhu Follow

pussy from a boy who failed the imperial exams four times and got last place on the fifth

⚔️ the-wulinmengzhu Follow

oh this is absolutely the wrong account

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🦞 lobsterlord Follow

gave one of these mayflower guys some of my popcorn and he started giving thanks to god, instead of me, the one who made the popcorn and gave it to him.

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🔘 egghead-official-deactivated16220217

eunuch wei just summoned me for a private conference. hopefully this is the promotion i’ve been working for!

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⚒️ craftsmanfrombeijing Follow

Just added to my shop!!

🐉 tianqi-huangdi Follow

Beautiful work!!

🔘 egghead-official-deactivated16220217

for anyone who doesn't know, the emperor runs both accounts lol. one wonders how the mandate of heaven could rest on someone who prefers woodworking to governing. but of course that’s not for me to speculate

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 windmillboysfan Follow

apparently the notorious catholic l*brolibra is claiming to be a spanish noblewoman now? the TRUTH is she’s an eelmonger’s daughter and the poxiest wench in london, and i have proof

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[gemharvest]

Penis poll by complete accident LMAO I genuinely thought there would be more people who saw it as white sclera/ black pupil (that's how I always process it looking at the sprite I'm sorry 😔).

I'm just curious/ for science/ etc. whatever the hell explanation you want for this (the truth is I got the FNaF ADHD and constantly think abt this stuff).

[3liza]

wanted to remove bark from a nice piece of holly wood log, I know nothing about woodworking and have never done it, my brain immediately offered up a context-free memory of someone (who??) in a documentary using a mallet to soften the bark on a log so the fibers loosened up and the bark just peeled right off. i immediately tried this and it worked. this is what people are actually talking about when they're always telling you to consume nonfiction media, because something like this happens to me probably every other day. you can't do this with stuff you see in fiction movies because 90% of the time the director has decided the audience is too stupid to understand the way people do things IRL and this is why first aid classes have to spend most of their class time debunking various medical movie tropes that get people killed when some guy tries them on his friend who just got shot, instead of just applying pressure

[weirdlythneederina]

Yet another late night, here's a Once-ler! :)

I don't usually post vent art to this blog, but there's a first time for everything!

I know it doesn't look it, but yes, this is vent art! :)

Context?.....I'll just say this week has been an emotional roller coaster, and I needed some peace of mind!😅

Oh, and this isn't some new "Ler" I've pulled out of the woodwork or anything. It's just regular Once-ler, but I let him borrow the halo from my insert!

As someone who has enough Once-lers to populate an entire planet, it's so refreshing to draw jolly good Once-ler. No cool haircuts, supernatural abilities, or elaborate backstories! Nope! Just Once-ler! :)

Anyways good night! 🌙

[crispyanonart]

So you've established what Maru, Sam, Sebastian, and Alex would be like later in life. Do you have a headcanon for future Haley?

xoxo

So... 👉🏼👈🏼 these were supposed to be quick sketches but Haley is SO fun to draw that I fully lost control of the situation - anyway, I present you Fashion Photographer Haley ✨ thank you for the ask bby

I definitely picture our Haley in an artistic yet stylish environment, I just know that she would absolutely thrive as a photographer who works for fashion magazines and brands!! Imagine her being so bossy around the set, with the crew AND the commissioners, but everyone put ups with her because her work is that good. She would definitely also keep doing some personal photography as well, that would be more niche and intimate.

By the way my hc is that Haley wears contacts, but I think that with age she would grow more confident in wearing her glasses again!

Finally, as a Haley/Leah lover, I think they would marry and have a very private and tranquil home in Pelican Town (maybe they upgraded Leah's cottage!) where they would work from - Leah creating her art and Haley working on post production after her jobs. Imagine a home in the woods, full of artsy stuff and good lighting like PLEASE adopt me 🥹 On this topic tho I don't see them ever wanting kids! Which is kind of a shame for the sole reason that Haley would look great as a soccer mom and Leah could teach woodwork to her children - but there is only one princess in the family and that happens to be Haley ✨ And they would travel a lot to fuel inspiration!

context for people who are new to my madness regarding the SDV timeskip: this is the Sambastian photoset mentioned lmao

[gemsalive]

all our love came out of the woodwork

(just wanted to isolate this panel from my twohats lyric comic without text! because i really liked it and think they deserve a chance to exist in this happy moment together without the dread of the context weighing it down.)

[twstgo]

comes out of the woodworks to post a valentines in the form of a shitpost with no other context

[rickyriddle]

So I kept seeing a quote from Jac Schaeffer circulating lately and people being upset about it, and acting as if Jac just recently came out from the woodwork to say that and "ruin" the character she herself wrote. The quote people kept sharing was cropped (obviously), so here's the full quote

This is from an interview Jac gave right after the show ended. It's not recent. Idk why people act as if she just recently said that. You can find the full interview here. It was published on November 1st, so right after the show concluded. It's interesting and and I'd recommend reading it for yourself.

Regarding the quote that got so many people upset, I find it a bit silly to bet so worked up over something Jac said months ago, and act as if it's new information or her just recently coming out to "ruin" Agatha. That quote doesn't claim Agatha isn't gay. She said the line "ask a straight lady" has multiple meanings, and one is indeed to indicate Agatha's queerness (and Jac specifying "gay" in that context really seems like that's how she wrote the character, as gay). This is basically her saying "this wasn't just about Agatha being gay, but also this other reason". She still acknowledges her gayness. Just because the line has a double meaning doesn't mean it no longer apply to Agatha's queerness, which Jac very clearly highlight at the end of her reply.

As for the biggest point of contempt, the "Agatha doesn't believe in labels", I don't get the issue here? It seems very in character for her. I think a lot of people forget Agatha isn't from our era, not even close. She's born in the 1600s. There were no queer labels back then. It was considered a sin and a crime punishable by death to be gay. Why are we expecting a 350+ yo woman to keep up with the lingo? There are lgbtq boomers who struggle to keep up with new terms or outright refuse to use them. Agatha doesn't care about being part of a community, she's a very antisocial person who couldn't care less what people call her. So it makes sense she wouldn't believe in labels because it's just not part of her upbringing or important to her. She knows what she likes and that's it. It doesn't invalidate her sexuality, she's still definitely gay, even if she doesn't personally care about calling herself that.

It's just funny people are now being upset over a 3 months old interview Jac did when her most recent one (from February 5th) was literally her saying how Agatha and Rio were married. Like be fr.

[aurlworthfightingfor]

Some person leaks videos and pics for us, and now a huge chunk of people have started coming out the woodworks “I’m so scared!” “I’m worried this is going to be a huge let down!”

Stop that!

Even if you’re right. Even if it’s a “huge let down” and the worst happens and bla bla bla, what if they turn human? What if they don’t end up together? The bookshop looks different. Bla. Bla. Bla. What can you do about it by worrying now?

Let them film. We have zero context of what they’re filming. We will find out how it ends when it’s out.

Until then, remember, whatever they do, we have fanfiction. It’ll be okay.