#Communications 2

[soupy39]

> Announcemen, a photo should have been sent in every one's group chat. Please have a discussion over this photo. Remember anyone who broke the rules and decided to conversate with other life forms outside of the chat. Is by our government standard? "Very dumb," please make more friends. Thank you for your continued cooperation and our government assigned friendship group chat. And remember your compliance as mandatory in this universe.<

FC: words?

Charlotte : Yeah, like. tell me your space government without telling me all that.

Sacha : let stay on Topic.

Edward: Oh my jellyfish from space.

Sasha: Everyone, this picture it seems humanish. At least, that's their art style.

FC: Yeah, Edward, we have no shot at this, so you're up.

Edward: It seems like an affront to the space squid. Indefinitely an awful version of our Are noodles jella fish highness That raises the sun. But it is also just a cute little guy.

so I guess, like in human ways, this is an extinct animal.

Charlotte : Shirley, it's ugly.

Sasha: it's cute

Charlotte : Do you honestly have to disagree with everything? I say, or is that just like a fun hobby for you.

Sasha : No. It is objectively cute. Its eyes are little dots. Its features are very round. It's objectively cute, and it would be pretty kind of someone... I don't know, just learned about a friend of yours having a sun creature that. They very much care about and then something else that looks kind of like that same sun creature being. Maybe? A little complimenting of its general shape since it is the same as Something very important to their friend.

Charlotte: Wow, I mean like I know since you're such a hot head. it's a little hard to hear over the. Flames, but Edward said it's in the front to his like culture. I guess. It's Sacrilege basically, and yeah, saying it's ugly. I think it improved his opinion of me.

FC: I don't think I like pizza

Charlotte: Why would you say something like that of course you like pizza? Everyone likes pizza you're just trying to be...

Sasha: I think you mean to say that your point has been taken and that you have no valid ideas.

Charlotte : Shirley, you can't just say that. I would say that opinion is objectively wrong, or maybe it's not wrong. Or just a simple opinion that do to evidence of you eating pizza recently...

FC Coming in with the interruption :Wow wow wow pizza pizza, eating? me eating pizza. Yeah, that never happened.

Edward here, working on butting in, and Edward also apologized for butting in: I just want to get back on topic for just 1 second, and then we can go right back to the pizza topic, and then we could generalize what pizza is. At work here, the animal in question does not seem to have a purpose. It's squirming, yet it has a shell and then a plate on the back.

Sasha here: Yes, I can agree with that statement, but at the same time. I can't agree that it has no purpose. The design of a plate does seem unnecessary. But maybe it's one of those animals that are meant to just be. Gooey. Little choice. Bit snacks for other animals.

Charlotte: No way. I mean, the shell definitely is high defense. I just don't know what the plate is about, either. I understand the tentacles, therefore, easily reach straight to the mouth, kind of like mandibles. But. That? Plate in the back. I don't know if it's an extra set of armor, so animals don't, like. eat his tail.

FC: I have been cooking this idea for a while, and I just got the best Souffle ever, and this thing is not gonna, reveal. A circle in the middle that was just full of air the whole time.

Edward, Sacha, Charlotte: hu?

FC: it's a cap on the ice cream cone.

Edward: Oh, don't tell me that.

Charlotte: That makes an aggressive amount of sense.

FC: Why don't you want to hear that? I mean, Charlotte agrees it makes sense if he wants to protect itself completely.

Sasha: If I could elaborate on Edward's notion and also edward, feel free to chime in. If I have this wrong, the concept of putting a cap. On an ice treat and then expecting to open that cap and find a slug like creature.

Charlotte interrupting: That is cute. Remember, you said it was cute.

Sasha: Yes, that is cute, and then finding that in your ice cream instead of actually something you want to eat is disturbing.

Edward: No notes.

FC: What I have? Described is. The most accurate? Interpretation. Of what that snail is gonna do, he's gonna hide in that little cocoon. Ummm, what if we're thinking about this from the wrong angle just looking at it for a while. It's one of their dinosaur claws.

Edward here : if you're referring to humans. Then they do not have dinosaur claws or if you're referring to dinosaurs. Then it's a little too squishy for that.

Charlotte: Who's to say that this quid creature does not have the tenacity to actually seek out a dinosaur, attach itself to his claws, assume the calcium, From his claws and Eat the nutrients from a dinosaur like some sort of leech some ugly disgusting leach.

Sasha : sasha, it does seem highly improbable, and also, it's not ugly it's pretty cute.

Charlotte : No way you're telling me this

< The discussion of said picture will now be over. Your group chat will be closed for twenty-five days. Again, thank you for your cooperation in this mandatory group chat with the universe inhabitants. Feel free to not have been born in this universe in order to end the mandatory universal group chat. thank you.

F c > Dances out of the group chat.

Charlotte leaves the group chat.

Edward says goodbye and leaves the group chat.

Sasha suddenly leaves the GROUP CHAT

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[luxwing]

Congrats to the TF2 community for finally getting a cosmetic into the game with the trans pride flag hidden on it. About damn time

[justgivemeabookplease]

Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.

Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)

But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.

And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?

And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.

Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.

[whereserpentswalk]

The nazis that you see in movies are as much a historical fantasy as vikings with horned helmets and samurai cutting people in half.

The nazis were not some vague evil that wanted to hurt people for the sake of hurting them. They had specific goals which furthered a far right agenda, and they wanted to do harm to very specific groups, (largely slavs, jews, Romani, queer people, communists/leftists, and disabled people.)

The nazis didn't use soldiers in creepy gas masks as their main imagery that they sold to the german people, they used blond haired blue eyed families. Nor did they stand up on podiums saying that would wage an endless and brutal war, they gave speeches about protecting white Christian society from degenerates just like how conservatives do today.

Nazis weren't atheists or pagans. They were deeply Christian and Christianity was part of their ideology just like it is for modern conservatives. They spoke at lengths about defending their Christian nation from godless leftism. The ones who hated the catholic church hated it for protestant reasons. Nazi occultism was fringe within the party and never expected to become mainstream, and those occultists were still Christian, none of them ever claimed to be Satanists or Asatru.

Nazis were also not queer or disabled. They killed those groups, before they had a chance to kill almost anyone else actually. Despite the amount of disabled nazis or queer/queer coded nazis you'll see in movies and on TV, in reality they were very cishet and very able bodied. There was one high ranking nazi early on who was gay and the other nazis killed him for that. Saying the nazis were gay or disabled makes about as much sense as saying they were Jewish.

The nazis weren't mentally ill. As previously mentioned they hated disabled people, and this unquestionably included anyone neurodivergent. When the surviving nazi war criminals were given psychological tests after the war, they were shown to be some of the most neurotypical people out there.

The nazis weren't socialists. Full stop. They hated socialists. They got elected on hating socialists. They killed socialists. Hating all forms of lefitsm was a big part of their ideology, and especially a big part of how they sold themselves.

The nazis were not the supervillians you see on screen, not because they didn't do horrible things in real life, they most certainly did, but because they weren't that vague apolitical evil that exists for white American action heros to fight. They did horrible things because they had a right wing authoritarian political ideology, an ideology that is fundamentally the same as what most of the modern right wing believes.

[brown-spider]

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

[angiechia]

My situation rn

im to lazy to look up for references

[dystopiansocietystraw]

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

[fshfish]

STOP THIRSTING FOR HIM IN MY REBLOGS!!!!!! he's like my daughter its grossing me outtttttttt

[texaschainsawmascara]

me n one of the tumblr girlies

2girls1bottl3

& yes we know, don’t pour salt outdoors

[soupy39]

[inkskinned]

having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.

[sabertoothwalrus]

you guys asked for more tallman/modern au chilshi. I was gonna do a whole lore dump with all my headcanons but it ended up being bullshit comics

[shroomwar]

These two idiots kill me because what Crowley is hearing from Aziraphale is, “I am able to look past your demonic nature because I love you so much, but if there was a way, I would change that part of you” and what Crowley wants to hear is, “I look at all of you and I love all of you”

Meanwhile Aziraphale’s actually saying, “I love every version of you that I’ve known, but I miss the smile you had when I met you and I would give anything to bring that joy back”