#Commissionator

[danijaci]

Some madness and badness combination

Hoyo geniuses + cats

[cymk8]

her hair so CRISPY

(commission!)

[2tcs]

“Welcome to BatBurger. Home of the BatBurger. How may I take your order?”

“With a smile of course!” The Joker cackled as he pulled out a canister and threw it at the cashier.

“Nuh-uh.” The cashier deadpans before throwing the canister back.

“The fuck you mean ‘Nuh-uh’?” Joker yelled throwing the canister back.

“Don’t wanna.” The cashier replied while smacking the canister out of the air and directly into the Joker's hand.

“Why you little!” The Joker threw the canister on the ground and lunged at the cashier.

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“And what happened after that?” Commissioner Gorden asked the young man in front of him.

“He tripped.” The young man said with a shrug.

“Uh-huh.” Gorden hummed as he looked over where the body bag was being pulled out of the restaurant. “And the holes?”

“I guess the canister finally went off. It's such a shame really. I didn’t even get to deliver a decent punchline.”

“Right… And what was your name again?”

“Oh, it’s Danny. Danny Fenton. But you won’t be able to find me if you look me up.” The young man, Danny, said with a shit-eating grin.

“You know you’re not supposed to admit to going by a fake identity right?” Gordan asked with a raised eyebrow.

“Ya, but it is my real name. You just won’t be able to find it.” Danny said as he shifted his gaze to the shadowed figgier in the nearby alleyway. “Not even you, Big Bat. But you're free to try.”

“Hn.” Batman grunted before stepping back further into the shadows and disappearing.

“Why do I feel like you are about to be… and he’s gone. Why do I even bother?” Gordan sighed as he looked away from where the Bat vanished and back to where Danny was supposed to be. He grumbled as he put his notebook away and started for his car. His car, that now had a little green sticky note on it.

[but-a-humble-goon]

Cass is actually the only bat who doesn't vanish on Gordon while his back is turned. She vanishes on him while he's looking directly at her and he finds this much more alarming.

[morganbritton132]

AU where Tim, age nine, walked three miles to his neighbor’s house, held up his bleeding hand to Alfred, and asked if he could please have a bandaid. He got stitches instead, and a hug from Dick, who squeezed him tight and asked, “Can we keep him?”

And then Tim never went home again.

He learns gymnastics with Dick and reads in the library with Jason. He shows Alfred how to reset the wifi and rambles on to Bruce about his latest obsession (shipwrecks), and he never sees his parents again.

Behind the scenes, there was a kid left alone in a mansion while a whole international incident played out. It included a kidnapping, a ransom, a failed hostage negotiation, and two dead parents never coming home.

It pokes at a wound in Bruce when he is told about the Drakes and he has always been productive in tragedy. He knows how to shove the hurt away and build something strong on top of it.

The adoption was seamless. The sell of the Drake Estate was effortless. The trust for Tim. The memorial. The scholarships in Jack and Janet’s names. Bruce does it all methodical and singleminded.

And somewhere. Somehow. They forget to tell Tim.

Sometimes he misses his mom and dad. He misses his old room and being alone in a big house, but months turn to years and he likes it here. He really does. He has brothers here and Alfred, and they say they’re his family. He likes that.

They said they wanted to keep him, so they kept him. Kept him forever.

Then Damian is there.

Tim comes home and there’s a new boy, about the age he was when they got him. Tim asks in a whisper, “Did they take you too?”

[heavyheavycream]

PART 1 of @pokefan-fa 's huuge feederism commission!

[itsdabatt]

baby’s first homicide case

(inspired by supernatural’s painfully awkward season 1 promos)

[lilsoupboiii]

Some more of my personal favorite panels from s2 of Batman: Wayne Family Adventures

[rzc11]

The Bat Signal used at its very best

[ahfrickenfrick]

jason after finding out dick is a cop in bludhaven

jason: ur a crook

dick: what?

jason: you’re a corrupt cop

dick: *sputters* i am not what the hell?

jason: i JUST saw you destroy a street cam so you wouldn’t get caught with your nefarious schemes 

dick: it was so the police don’t see me climbing into my apartment dressed up as a vigilante they hate!! we have secret identities Jay!

jason: so your hiding info from the cops!! ur sooo corrupt…. i’m telling commissioner gordon

[voices-in-dark-violets-head]

An Okami-style Ninetales piece I drew a long while ago!

[starspilli]

jim gordon names his gray hairs after the robins

[cymk8]

comm of ye olde moonmaidens

[hajihiko]

more kofi stuff while I also work on the donation ones

CelestiaxKyoko and CelestiaxKirumi for Sam

Taka and Kimbolton in a field (not quite frolicking sorry) for Churro

Hajime giving Fuyuhiko a "little" kiss on the nape for Whiteheart7 (messed up the little part oops)

TsumugixMiu for Kro

[incorrectbatfam]

Barbaras telling the story to how her dad found out she was workign for Batman to everyone and they ask what it took for him to find out when after all these years this great detective did not realise his daughter was even batgirl

Teenage Barbara: *climbs in through the window after curfew*

Comm. Gordon: Explain yourself.

Barbara: The stairs were out of order.

———————

[at a crime scene]

Comm. Gordon: I'll call Batman.

Batgirl!Barbara: No need, I got this.

Comm. Gordon: Do I know you?

Barbara: We bumped into each other on the stairs.

———————

Barbara: *has a black eye*

Comm. Gordon: What happened?

Barbara: I tripped down the stairs.

———————

Barbara, on the phone: Send me the case file when you can.

Barbara: *hangs up*

Comm. Gordon: Who was that?

Barbara: The... stairs.

———————

[at breakfast]

Comm. Gordon: There's a new vigilante on the scene. She calls herself Batgirl. Wonder who she is.

Barbara: *falls asleep in her oatmeal*

Comm. Gordon: Why are you so tired?

Barbara, muffled: Stairs.

———————

[at the Batcave]

Barbara: I finally did it. I told my dad I am Batgirl.

Dick: How'd he take it?

Barbara: He didn't believe me. He thinks I hit my head on the stairs.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ITS THREE AM AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CANNOT KILL ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS COMMISSION NEEDS????

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