#Commander In

[shadowquokka]

do you think we’ll be siblings in every life?

*gets the princess they were escorting pregnant*

No.

*proceeds to basically curse him out*

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[geekysteven]

Example art from Tumblr users @poltergrease @teenageclown @randomationality

[transcarcinization]

i think he would kill it on space tiktok

[bosspigeon]

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

[soaked-doors]

pirates and their unconventional weddings (marines crashed it seven times)

[vietsoul]

Dirk Jager & Dean Flynn Command Post, 2007 - Titan Men, dir. Brian Mills

[mtg-talk]

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

[dumb-djarin]

so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do

[strawberrykidneystone]

“i’m a top” “im a bottom” okay??? i’m commander shepard??? and this is my favorite store on the citadel????

[milkywayes]

you were born to do this

happy N7 Day!

[find prints here!]

[8pxl]

lands i've made for magic the gathering 🌾✨ artist proofs are available on my shop !~ buy a wallpaper or leave a tip / twitter / instagram / shop 

[androdragynous]

can we please be more productive with our online time

[meandtheyeehaws]

have some uhhhhh clone content based on sth from one of @tattycoram 's incorrect quotes :]

[bir0me]

This comic was inspired by a post that I cannot find [redacted rant about how much tumblr's search function is the closest there is tho pure evil]. So you know, if anyone has that post hand it I will actually make you a silly litltle doodle.