#Comedy Central Roasts

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

(1) “Not gonna lie, when it was revealed you were the new Jigsaw, my reaction was, ‘the background detective, well that’s fucking random’.”

(2) “All this time, I thought you were John’s successor. But Logan and Gordon were there the whole time lol.”

[kexytimes]

Paris *shoots Diomedes in the foot and starts bosting instead of killing him*

Diomedes :

[cruger2984]

I am not here to roast everyone at Fontaine. I'm here to fuck Neuvillette.

Wriothesley

[dig-jules]

no thoughts just Betty White during the roasting of William Shatner

LIVE RENE AUBERJONOIS REACTION

[versacethotty]

these reads??? why did vanjie unload the clip like that 😭💀???

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

it is somewhat satisfying to think that Henry VIII has been completely overshadowed in history by literally everyone he wronged and also that the son he was so obsessed with is basically forgotten entirely (and would be even more if not for the woman HE set up to fail)

[alinahdee]

No but for real if Swifties actually thought that a Comedy Central roast actually meant "They're going to catch Taylor Swift on fire" I will never be able to stop laughing you bitches are so stupid XD

[monstrousgourmandizingcats]

"Name and shame"? Don't you ship Shaunajackie too?

I do, very much so, but Cristabel would be the Shaunajackie version of that toxic-ship enjoyer who seems worryingly genuine about thinking it's relationship goals. (M-- would either refuse to see this as a red flag or ignore it entirely. Love wins <3) Lyctorhood is exactly the sort of concept someone informed by that attitude would come up with.

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

[High School Homecoming] Shiki: And now it's time to bring up the man of the hour, please welcome, the piano genius of High×Joker and Queen of Spades - JUN FUYUMI!! Audience: (cheers and applause) Shiki: (sees Jun drinks a mug of milk) CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Audience: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Jun: (proceeds to drink another mug of milk) Audience: (rhythmic clapping) (glass shattering) Audience: (cheers and applause) Jun: (intensely bitchslaps Shiki) Audience: (exclaiming and laughing) Jun: BITCH! Shiki: I was kidding! I was kidding, ow! Jun: BITCH!! Shiki: Ow! Ow! Jun: FUCK YOU! Shiki: I wanna coupon to your goddamn psychiatrist! Jun: Oh yeah, shut up!

[kael-writ]

What if Dropout did a Roast show? It would definitely be better than Comedy Central roasts where they started doing celebrities people don't respect (as opposed to stuff like the Dean Martin roast of Jimmy Stewart). The cast appear to actually like each other and the company seems to treat employees well. They seem to have good consent mechanisms in place. They def have worked together a long time. We've already seen some good roasting of Sam, Grant, and Brennan by lots of the cast. They also have pulled a couple other celebrity comedians like PFT and drag queens so it could help them expand (maybe do PFT and you can pull some of his big name colleagues and friends). I feel like they could pull it off without anyone being hurt and it would be great.

@dropoutdottv this idea is free if you ever see it

[devildmeggs]

HOTD SPOILERS!!

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oscar tully hosting the comedy central roast of daemon targaryen further proves my theory that middle schoolers will always be the funniest demographic no matter what generation

[cruger2984]

Kaveh: And now it's time to bring up the man of the hour, please welcome, the scribe of the Akademiya - ALHAITHAM!!! Audience: (cheers and applause) Kaveh: (sees Alhaitham drinks a glass of water) CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Audience: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Alhaitham: (proceeds to drink another round of water) Audience: (rhythmic clapping) (glass shattering) Audience: (cheers and applause) Alhaitham: (intensely bitchslaps Kaveh with a book) Audience: (exclaiming and laughing) Alhaitham: Bitch. Kaveh: I was kidding! I was kidding, ow! Alhaitham: BITCH!! Kaveh: Ow! Ow! Alhaitham: FUCK YOU! Kaveh: I wanna coupon to your goddamn plastic surgeon! Alhaitham: Oh yeah, shut up!

[bitter69uk]

Believe it or not, I got sucked into watching the new Netflix documentary about Martha Stewart. My memory about her saga was hazy, especially the legal insider trading scandal. Considering Stewart herself participated, the doc was surprisingly, frankly "warts and all.” (Having said that, the filmmakers let Martha freely disparage her ex-husband and ex-boyfriend of fifteen years, but I was thinking, I would be curious to hear THEIR side of the story, too!). Who Stewart ultimately reminded me of was Betty Draper from Mad Men (imagine frosty impeccable obsessed-with-appearances “Betts” rising to the top as a powerful CEO). Stewart was clearly a blunt, no-nonsense business genius. It raised interesting questions about why we expect her to also be "likable", “humble” and "relatable" too. (I wouldn't want to be on her staff, mind you). Her stint in prison clearly made Stewart a better person. And I completely forgot about her doing the Comedy Central roast for Justin Bieber. Who knew she was so funny – and filthy? Anyway, last night YouTube “recommended" to me an ancient clip of David Letterman reflecting on the 2003 made-for-TV biopic Martha Inc: The Story of Martha Stewart starring the perfectly cast Cybill Shepherd (pictured). Letterman showed little snippets from it (mostly of Stewart berating underlings) to roars of laughter. The highlight: Martha drives up to a woman jogging (an employee who’s having an affair with Stewart’s husband) and screams "Hey, slut! I'm writing your mother a letter telling her you're a whore!” and speeds away. It’s an outrageously campy moment worthy of John Waters and Mink Stole and Shepherd NAILS it. (If Kathleen Turner had been unavailable for Serial Mom (1994), Shepherd would have been a viable alternative for Beverly Sutphin). So, imagine my heartbreak to discover Martha Inc isn’t streaming anywhere in the UK! Not even a grainy pixelated version on YouTube. It’s a hate crime!

[cyberdragoninfinity]

the comedy central roast of spectre yugioh

[kaijuno]

Comedy Central roasts were wholesome in that the roastee was like “yeah I suck sometimes let’s make some jokes about it”