#Colton parayko

[tiger-balm]

this is such a cool shot

[samgirard]

└ postgame raw: sidney crosby and colton parayko | can vs. fin | 2.17.25

[kentjohnson91]

[oensible]

caught up on the us-canada fighting today. cry laughing at jt miller, 6'1, picking a fight with colton parayko who is clearly the biggest guy even from a birds eye view

and i guess he was worried that he doesnt have a date for his goonery plot with the tkachuks which is why he proceeds to cross-check him to get his attention (getting an extra minor penalty)

and we get this goofy as hell shit where his arms aren't long enough to actually get any good hits on parayko. such as this where right after falling once he tries for the face -> can't reach -> proceeds to fall in the other direction right afterwards

or this where for some unfathomable reason he's trying to uppercut him at almost parayko's full arms length -> obviously misses, there's no other way that could have possibly ended -> hits the front of his own helmet and knocks it off like its that fuckign jerma clip where he slaps himself in the face

and mind you he's picked a fight with colton parayko who has two career fights on hockey fights after this game and those two fights are this one and the one klim kostin picked with him last season where he did look like the better fighter for the first three punches and then klim ended the fight like this

which, mind you, is not a strategy that jt miller could have employed on account of the fact that I don't think his arms are long enough to reach his collar, let alone pull it over his head.

jt miller might as well just be shadowboxing for at LEAST 50% of this fight. incredible, no notes, 11/10, i would put this in a powerpoint presentation as number 1 on my top ten reasons we need to abolish fighting in hockey. wow

[badangle]

parayko: i’ll just grab that real quick

[three-headed-monster]

team canada travels to hungary

[rouzys]

end of beginning, djo

scott rovak / brian babineau / patrick mcdermott / brian babineau / scott rovak (i used this one lmao) / patrick mcdermott

[binnybinnychickendinny]

they’re a professional ice hockey team. they’re all freaks. they have a line exclusively referred to by an acronym with another meaning just because the announcers clearly think it’s funny. some of their most iconic pairs consist of nicest guy you’ve ever met + complete asshole who really likes his teammates. they can’t spell or read. most of them don’t know more than 3 digits of pi. they all purposefully act gay for each other in several pr videos. half of them are from ontario or europe. they can blow a lead after scoring 4 goals in a row but they refuse to lose a winter classic. they have trauma from their players fainting on the bench. i didn’t say a name but they popped into your head didn’t they

[restingbuchface]

some great faces in this one

[coltonparayko]

Meet Me in St. Louis

[mashedparaykos]

oh my fucking GODDDD DUDE IM LOSING MY MIND

[samgirard]

└ three fights in the first nine seconds | can vs. usa | 2.15.25

[kentjohnson91]

memes are back my dudes

[leafsbabe]

As long as we're sharing professional opinions 👀

Based on your scholarly research and opinions, who do you think (or maybe the top 5) would be the best or most enthusiastic about eating you out?

in no particular order:

Nico Hischier

Matthew Tkachuk

Arber Xhekaj

Auston Matthews

Quinn Hughes

Jeremy Swayman

Mat Barzal

Vince Dunn

Kasperi Kapanen

Colton Parayko

[chippergoose]

Fight 3

[three-headed-monster]

they heard our cries HEADSHOTS ARE UPDATE!!!!

i'm kind of shocked they mostly look good this year

(shoutout to kent johnson who looked like he was gonna cry in last year's)