#College of Winterhold

[tis-the-marmot]

Varimar might be short but her hatred for Ancano is gigantic

[babyblueetbaemonster]

I have no excuse. I just think I can draw this, and I draw this.

[scrimmiestbingus]

I love the Skyrim guild questlines because nearly all of them are just "We're in our flop era"

[blackmetalsnake]

I found my old screenshot where I played with Ancano's corpse and i'm screaming

poor drunk bastard.

[anich17]

The College assigned Ancano a stinky Colovian apprentice so the dude won't have too much free time to spy

[elderscrollsconceptart]

"Mage"

Concept art for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Art by Ray Lederer

[barvin0k]

YURI TIME 🙏😋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 with the best girlies in college 🧝💖😇

[guiquart]

ANCANO His birthday is January 16th. Because I said so. PLEASE, I'm so tired……...Like? Subscription??

[bfoxanimation]

Urag gro-Shub doesn't agree with the new Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold's methodology for knowledge retention.

[vidvana]

Brelyna art dump for Brelyna appreciators

[yeah, i'm putting the sketch there bc it imo came out much bettern than the artwork]

[I want a cartoon with Brelyna but i'm way too scatterbrainish to finish even the first drawing lol]

[thana-topsy]

A short comic based on the ACTUAL in-game dialogue between Colette and Urag that was so cringe I had to get it out of my brain. Thanks to @kookaburra1701 for pointing it out and cursing me with this.

Featuring Enthir being a menace.

[babyblueetbaemonster]

Ancano pondering the orb.

[rythukii-yrikkuyi]

If I hear “conjure me up a drink” or “conjure me up a bed” one more time. ima conjure you up a concussion.

[whitegoldtower]

My masterlist of Skyrim takes:

Both the Imperials and Stormcloaks can eat my ass.

Isran is a piece of shit

I don’t like Brynjolf.

Ancano, Vingalmo, Ondolemar, Garan Marethi, Teldryn Sero and Arch-Curate Vyrthur are the hottest male NPCs.

The companions are a flop.

Ysgramor and Wuuthrad suck.

Muiri’s unsolicited affections gave me the ick

Morthal is my favourite area.

The Ravencrone and Blackbriar women could get it any day.

I’d fuck a hagraven out of curiosity.

Frostbite spiders are adorable

I love Cicero’s voice.

Nazeem is just funny. So are the girls at Radiant Raiment. They all served cunt.

The Reach is for the Forsworn.

In every playthrough I make sure to beat the shit out of Rolff Stone-Fist and scare the fuck out of Mikael.

Mage and double dagger runs are the best.

Destruction and Conjuration are lazy.

My favourite discreet way to assassinate annoying NPCs is to reverse pickpocket poisons and poisoned apples into their inventories, sit back and watch. Alternatively, I like casting frenzy / reverse pickpocketing frenzy potions into their inventories and watching chaos unfold.

I have to purposely paralyse myself at least once in every playthrough, whether through licking Netch Jelly or chewing Corkbulb Root.

Idgrod Ravencrone is the best jarl.

Erikur deserves a slow death.

Delphine’s also a piece of shit.

Astrid instantly pissed me off.

I love just collecting and reading all the books.

The carriage driver Bjorlam (Whiterun) is SO HOT and for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Who made him so fine and why??

Ondolemar is a sweet baby. Even if you refuse to get the amulet for him, he doesn’t get pissy with you (unlike a certain touchy redheaded thief in Riften).

Some people get annoyed with Faendal showing up if you marry Camilla Valerius. I say two for the price of one, in this household we share. How can you be mad at getting a free bosmer femboy? A boyfriend of my wife’s is a boyfriend of mine.

(Will add more soon. If you want me to elaborate on any of these points, just drop an ask.)

[yorkshirereaper]

“You may be a Telvanni apprentice, but those spells are highly illegal in Skyrim. I could look the other way this once, for a price…”

In which talvas seeks refuge at the college of winterhold

[the-drunken-huntsman]

Guilds ranked by how much internal fucking is going on

10. Dawnguard: none of these people are fucking each other because Isran is weirdly up in everyone's business.

9. Dark Brotherhood: The only ones getting any action are Astrid and Arnbjorn and only because they're married

8. Theives Guild: surprisingly not a lot of sex going on in the sewers of Riften. The members DO fuck, just not each other

7. Companions: I debated where to put them but I feel like the younger ones (Athis, Torvar, Ria, Njada) are definitely all over each other

6. Imperial Legion: analog to the roman legion so you KNOW there's a ton of gay shit going on in there

5. Bards College: like the thieves guild they mostly fuck people outside the college but there is a lot of shit going down in the dorms

4. Stormcloaks: I feel like there's some weird eugenics shit going on with them

3. Volkihar clan: duh

2. Thalmor: definitely some weird eugenics shit going on with them

1. College of Winterhold: these wizards are fucking each other like you wouldn't believe

Purposely left off the blades and the greybeards because ew