#Coke Beats

[cozylittleartblog]

50+ deaths at 5 am got me yelling absolute nonsense to the bosses kicking my whole entire ass

[shaniacsboogara]

shane, buddy, you can't just say that

[valnotso3xplicit]

Hunter we must prepare for the day of unity

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Singapore Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso

[kosmical]

"togiri doesnt work without makoto ://// they need his emotional support" yeah well naegami and naegiri wouldnt work alone either but nobody wants to talk about that

[luc3ks]

heartbreaking: the worst people you know are now small and cute

[shiningdesignersreflections]

Yeeso: Iced Coke

Designer's Reflection: Iced Coke

Obtained: Casual Drinks workshop

Rarity: SR

Attribute: Blue/Cool

Awakened Suit: Diet Coke

Story - transcripts from Designer's Reflection

Chapter 1 - The Last Coke

Chapter 2 - Counterstrike

Chapter 3 - The Winner

Story - summarized

The Team Arena Championships are nearing the end. Yeeso and Corleone defend their post from the last three enemy teammates. They stand a chance to win - but Corleone wants to charge ahead with no strategy.

Yeeso, who knows he's the better player, tricks Corleone into giving him a soda to max out his stamina so he can wipe out the enemy players. He celebrates their win by enjoying a soda in real life, a rare kind from Pigeon.

But Corleone holds a grudge, wanting to have been the one to strike the winning blow. So, he challenges Yeeso to a training match.

Very few people can compare to Corleone's skill, and Yeeso is much better fighting in games than in real life. The rest of the Justiciars gather around to watch him lose.

As a last resort, Yeeso offers to give up his rare soda in exchange for Corleone calling off the match - instead, Corleone takes the soda and beats up Yeeso. He gives the soda away to the other members.

Bruised and humiliated, Yeeso gets ready to clean the training grounds. He's surprised when Corleone gives him a can of soda to use as an ice pack for the bruises. The two make up and agree to keep playing games together.

Connections

-Yeeso might be one of the weakest Justiciars physically, but he must have shown great talent to join them at all. Zoey started the Justiciars after she and thirteen of her men survived a battle with some of Mercury's soldiers in Bloodthirsty Queen. And Zoey only allows the best of the best to join.

Fun Facts

-Coke may be a specific brand of soda, but "coke" or even "cola" can also be used generally to mean "soda."

-Yeeso says the f-word in the dialogues in the Index. It's censored in the game, of course, but the line can be unlocked after upgrading the Call of Reflection a couple of times. The line goes, "Stay calm when you play video games. Hey, what's wrong with you!? Look at where you're going, you f***!"

[mossytrashcan]

steve winchell is the funniest homophobic character ever created. like why is he inexplicably cool with trans people. why the fuck is he a testosterone dealer. does that make him an ally to the trans community, or an ally to buck specifically. what’s going on with him.

[omgkatsudonplease]

seeing people on youtube describe neutrophils as kamikrazee war boys really do be making me crave a cells at work/mad max crossover

[osaka-lilac]

hi guys. a little drunk rn. will be going to bed soon BUT. just learned the guy that did Not Great things to me last summer is 99% in JAIL!!!!! he’s GONE!!!! i never have to see him again!!!! i’m FREE!!!!!!

[lanaforever111]

[piggiebonez]

im sorry but all of you "googoogaga zim needs therapy aaoooww zim has so much trauma sniff so saaaadd" people are sooooo fucking lame. if you sit zim down with a therapist the therapist is gonna curl up into fetal position start eating their own notes and cry. and maybe jump out the window

z*adrs dni. GIANT SPIDER KILLS YOU WITH HAMMERS

[puncromancer]

Yesterday was my birthday and we went to an arcade a bookstore and a german restaurant to celebrate. It was very me-coded and also I set a bunch of high scores at the arcade. I was the #1 score on jambo safari, centipede, zoo keeper, gauntlet II, and some like 3D pacman knockoff wth a rolly ball controller and the protag was a bear but I don't remember the name of it. And I made it on the top ten of like 5 other games it was very satisfying.

[clarissaexplainingitall]

yeah i think i've had enough dlc for now

[felixcosm]

Fack Ju Göthe is such an underrated movie series

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