#Coke Beats
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
50+ deaths at 5 am got me yelling absolute nonsense to the bosses kicking my whole entire ass
#ultrakill#v1#gabriel#doodles#art#ultrakill fanart#fastest death was like. 6 seconds. maybe less. i was playing on normal#and then my brother told me the secrets of Spamming Slide Like Your Life Depends On It and i got him in like. 15 tries#max0r wasnt kidding this guys entire strat is Teleporting Behind You#so the contrast of nearly killing him first try and then beating his stupid gay ass real fast in his second fight was REALLY funny#i learned bitch#i dont think i've ever yapped and screamed and yelled so much during a videogame before. dont ask me about the noise i made when#the mannequins started moving like coked up little spiders#''i dont believe people are genuinely this loud when playing lethal company they're making this up'' me playing ultrakill:
821 notes
·
View notes
Text
shane, buddy, you can't just say that
#tms#too many spirits#he's never beating the demon allegations#watcher#shane madej#all hail the watcher#watcher entertainment#steven lim#coke santa#shane and ryan#ricky wang#ryan bergara
523 notes
·
View notes
Text
Hunter we must prepare for the day of unity
#Hunter was actually at Eclipse Lake to pick up the Emperors coke delivery but went for the titans blood instead and got his ass beat#emperor belos#hunter toh#phillip wittebane#val art
209 notes
·
View notes
Text
2009 Singapore Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso
#my eyes are just lazer focused on where his race suit is unzipped 🫠 he looks sooooo good in these#i wish theyd bring back this style of post race presser bcs my god imy heart skips a beat every time drivers make eye contact w the camera#i think the last race i watched where nando was on the podium was literally fucking canada 23#so i am very very please and happy and delighted to see him finally again#BUT I AM SHRIEKING AT THE FACT THAT HE DEDICATED HIS PODIUM TO FLAVIO AT HOME#FLAVIO WHO IS AT HOME BECAUSE HE WAS LITERALLY JUST PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM F1#AND HE DOES THIS PRACTICALLY ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF CRASHGATE WHICH WAS JUST PENALIZED A WK AGOO#NANNDDOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS???? MENACE BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!! WAR CRIMINAL!!!!!!!#not included here but he was late to the cooldown room even tho he was the first one to get to parc ferme#and i realized its because he went to get a coke hahaha#i guess thats his drink of choice when dehydrated bcs thats what he was drinking at malaysia 2005 when it was also humid/hot#also i prefer the blue/yellow renault livery obv but i think the yellow/orange one is underrated#renaults liveries and color palletes from this era imo are just very clean and nice looking and work very well together#fernando alonso#fa14#formula 1#f1#formula one#we do a little bit of f1#2009 singapore gp#season: 2009
360 notes
·
View notes
Text
"togiri doesnt work without makoto ://// they need his emotional support" yeah well naegami and naegiri wouldnt work alone either but nobody wants to talk about that
#imho all three individual ships are unstable without the third#yes even naegiri.#togiri are self explanatorily unstable (emotionally detached) which is why most people tend to default to a v shaped tonaegiri#but like#naegami are both very determined/passionate which can be a good thing but they dont know how to cap it when debating an issue#they're coke and mentos when they argue. that shit will have No peaceful resolution.#and naegiri are GARBAGE at communication. they will study botany and become hedgetrimmers to beat around the bush before they talk#not to mention the seat squirmy amount of (frankly unfounded) trust makoto has in kyoko#she will lead him to the guillotine and he will have no complaints#they all need eachother. is what im saying.#love all three ships though LOL#danganronpa#naegirigami
49 notes
·
View notes
Text
Yeeso: Iced Coke
Designer's Reflection: Iced Coke
Obtained: Casual Drinks workshop
Rarity: SR
Attribute: Blue/Cool
Awakened Suit: Diet Coke
Story - transcripts from Designer's Reflection
Chapter 1 - The Last Coke
Chapter 2 - Counterstrike
Chapter 3 - The Winner
Story - summarized
The Team Arena Championships are nearing the end. Yeeso and Corleone defend their post from the last three enemy teammates. They stand a chance to win - but Corleone wants to charge ahead with no strategy.
Yeeso, who knows he's the better player, tricks Corleone into giving him a soda to max out his stamina so he can wipe out the enemy players. He celebrates their win by enjoying a soda in real life, a rare kind from Pigeon.
But Corleone holds a grudge, wanting to have been the one to strike the winning blow. So, he challenges Yeeso to a training match.
Very few people can compare to Corleone's skill, and Yeeso is much better fighting in games than in real life. The rest of the Justiciars gather around to watch him lose.
As a last resort, Yeeso offers to give up his rare soda in exchange for Corleone calling off the match - instead, Corleone takes the soda and beats up Yeeso. He gives the soda away to the other members.
Bruised and humiliated, Yeeso gets ready to clean the training grounds. He's surprised when Corleone gives him a can of soda to use as an ice pack for the bruises. The two make up and agree to keep playing games together.
Connections
-Yeeso might be one of the weakest Justiciars physically, but he must have shown great talent to join them at all. Zoey started the Justiciars after she and thirteen of her men survived a battle with some of Mercury's soldiers in Bloodthirsty Queen. And Zoey only allows the best of the best to join.
Fun Facts
-Coke may be a specific brand of soda, but "coke" or even "cola" can also be used generally to mean "soda."
-Yeeso says the f-word in the dialogues in the Index. It's censored in the game, of course, but the line can be unlocked after upgrading the Call of Reflection a couple of times. The line goes, "Stay calm when you play video games. Hey, what's wrong with you!? Look at where you're going, you f***!"
#yeeso#shining nikki#designer's reflection#iced coke#blue attribute#cool#sr designer#casual drinks#workshop#justiciars#video game#competition#defeat#win#getting beat up#training#apple#apple federation#soda
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
steve winchell is the funniest homophobic character ever created. like why is he inexplicably cool with trans people. why the fuck is he a testosterone dealer. does that make him an ally to the trans community, or an ally to buck specifically. what’s going on with him.
#where the FUCK is he getting T#he’s a 17 yr old suburban white boy#ALSO he deals COKE?!#he deals weed coke and TESTOSTERONE??#STEVE 😭#also the fact that he uses his gaydar to yield slurs with deadly accuracy is hysterical#he and the gang deserve a spin-off show called The GSA#where he makes up for his homophobic crimes by being a bouncer for french’s and buck’s gsa club#like there’s no sci fi elements or anything#it’s just steve beating the shit out of fellow homophobes#the oa
143 notes
·
View notes
Text
seeing people on youtube describe neutrophils as kamikrazee war boys really do be making me crave a cells at work/mad max crossover
#cells at work#hataraku saibou#mad max fury road#does that make ae3803 furiosa? she's supposed to be delivering stuff isn't she?#kurzegesagt's book on the immune system described them as coked up chimp security guards who pull out their own intestines to beat you with#and that's definitely A Mental Image to superimpose onto u-1146
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
hi guys. a little drunk rn. will be going to bed soon BUT. just learned the guy that did Not Great things to me last summer is 99% in JAIL!!!!! he’s GONE!!!! i never have to see him again!!!! i’m FREE!!!!!!
#shut up allie#tw rape mention#i’m literally in awe. he’s gone. he’s never coming. back#cried on the porch of the bar when i learned it from an old coworker of his#said they fired him not long after i left n then it all went to shit for him#but the coworker knew nothing about the assault on me#and said ‘ if i had known that that happened to you i would have beat his ads’#*ass#i may be drunk on rum and cokes but this is the best night of my life#i’m free.#he’s gone.#he’s never coming back#and if he does i have people who support and love me
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
#cherry coke#coquette girl#dream aesthetic#whisper girl#ocean girl#lana del rey#angels#ocean aesthetic#guns n roses#perfection#girl beats boys#girl beauty#hyperfemininity#toxic femininity#feminization hypnosis#high by the beach#the divine feminine#the feminine urge
57 notes
·
View notes
Text
im sorry but all of you "googoogaga zim needs therapy aaoooww zim has so much trauma sniff so saaaadd" people are sooooo fucking lame. if you sit zim down with a therapist the therapist is gonna curl up into fetal position start eating their own notes and cry. and maybe jump out the window
z*adrs dni. GIANT SPIDER KILLS YOU WITH HAMMERS
#my art#iz#invader zim#suicide mention#that one post THESE IRKENS CAN FIT SO MUCH TRAUMA😝😝😝shut the fuck up🖕🖕🖕fit these balls in your mouth how about that#and the one about iz being a greek tragedy. kys dum-dum#i know people like to look into things to find a deeper meaning for themselves but fuccckkk offfffff man#like im sorry all this speculative analysis of TRAUMA in invader zim is ridiculous. ANGSTY LONGPOSTS about dib having 'daddy issues' etc#and those morons who want zim to go through a redemption arc........god you people are boring. eat nails#THIS IS INVADER ZIM BITCH!!! we clown in this muthafucka betta take yo sensitive ass back to STEVEN UNIVERSE. fuckface#all iz characters drink poop-branded coke. it's not that deep#iz is sillay. let it stay sillay asshole#i am the ONLY PERSON who understands invader zim ok. me and mr vasquez get the same transmissions from space. i just get it you know#like i get it. i am THE ONLY ONE who gets it. none of you people do ok#lame ass. why are fandoms so lame. i want to beat up all of you nerds
49 notes
·
View notes
Text
Yesterday was my birthday and we went to an arcade a bookstore and a german restaurant to celebrate. It was very me-coded and also I set a bunch of high scores at the arcade. I was the #1 score on jambo safari, centipede, zoo keeper, gauntlet II, and some like 3D pacman knockoff wth a rolly ball controller and the protag was a bear but I don't remember the name of it. And I made it on the top ten of like 5 other games it was very satisfying.
#the also had a retro gaming console little nook which was super cool#but i suck at nes games i think lmao#but wife and i took turns playing donkey kong country on snes which was fun#also had a labyrinth pinball machine which was cool as hell#multiball mode it plays dance magic dance which was super fun#beat my wife's ass at pacman tournament and killer queen and retro raccoons (which is just like mario party lmao)#It's 12 bucks to get in and all the games are freeplay so hell of a deal and they have cherry coke so it's top notch#shame we don't live closer to it because a monthly pass is 20 bucks
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
yeah i think i've had enough dlc for now
#some point i'll beat frenzy mcgee because he's fun but my hand is way dead from bird cage scrubbing#but yeah my biggest hmm ever#that's all i'll say for the time being for spoilers but my thoughts are like. enviro design complementary. art team complementary.#narrative team did you just like decide to snort miura's ashes like coke???#elden ring#SotE
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Fack Ju Göthe is such an underrated movie series
#fack ju göthe#elyas is so hot hes literally the eye candy in all three movies#like yes go take off your shirt and flex your muscles while you beat up teenagers#also that whole. coke scene in the third movie. yeah#drug mention
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
#pizza tower#pizzaposting#I just love how neatly Peppino fits in between#The trepidation of my first run in Pizzascare in stark contrast with blitzing through with a near unstoppable bloodlust during my P rank ru#That can't be beat#Pizzascare was a coke high during my P rank attempts#Up until getting to the treasure door#that part sucked
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
Well, besides that, you guys deserve a life update too because the goddesses are well aware new fics will not be seeing the light of day
#i just drop by and im like btw we found out my mom does coke#then i dip. LOL#no but i had to report my family to cps too so that’s sth i never would wish on anybody its awful. IJBOL#other than that i dont need sympathy or whatever im trying to be fierce through it all. im beating chronic insomnia and i got a promotion#if you think your life is not together just be reminded that as long as im around there will always be worse than you LOLLLLLL okay sorry#the self deprecation is tired admittedly. i dont expect to witness anymore horrors#so that’s it thanks for sticking around ^_^
2 notes
·
View notes