#Coffee's chatting

[coffee-dere]

Me when I don't get thousands of notes literal seconds after posting something

[coffee-dere]

Tagged by @sleepy-internet-addict, tysm!!

Open tags this time!! :D

Not me having some kinda type... Who shall I tag? I think I wanna tagggggg... @mybugsmybugsmybugs @mexicangela @lunar-years @biscuitboxpink but no pressure!! I just thought it would be fun!

[cryptid-quill]

new colorfes cards made me rise from the dead, I give art of gay people as offerings

[edorazzi]

Page 10 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which Felix's first night out is interrupted by Paris' most fabulous, flamboyant, feathered foe! You didn't think Mr. Pigeon's 700+ akumatization streak started out with Hawk Moth, did you?! 🪽✨

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[critter-covenant]

quick little thing before i go die for a week, toodles!

[m0rninglatte]

Balatro!Sherb sketch because- yes?

[zalizam516]

Hello can someone umm please perhaps draw this little guy from Boomerang fu? Thank yuo for you attention 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[marble-tavern]

Chat Noir Boop for Tumblr Boop Day

Free use 🥰

[xxplastic-cubexx]

The Charles Xavier im not pregnant panel is even more funny with context 😭 like if a girl says to you "you cant have coffee if your pregnant" WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU ASSUME SHE MEANT YOU???? CHARLES YOUR A MAN why would you assume she was talking about you 😭

cmon anon we've established he got reasons to be concerned 😔

[coffee-dere]

Re-did the NSO theme on my computer!! I'm super duper happy with it! (Please ignore how late it is :'))

[frostbeees]

06.03.24

[zekescherries]

since i asked levi fans, i wanna ask fellow zeke fans too: what do you think zeke smells like??

[hotvintagepoll]

do you have any favorite film-going experiences? have you ever gotten to see any favorite old movies of yours in a theater?

Yes! I actually got to see My Fair Lady in theaters this February, and that might be my favorite theatre experience ever. The Hot & Vintage Men Tournament was in its final rounds then, so it was joyous to go from staring at a tiny little Jeremy Brett's poll standings on my phone to seeing him actually life size in a theater. (The way they shoot "On The Street Where You Live" is brilliant on the big screen—he is genuinely life size as he walks down the street, and looks like he could stroll right off the screen.)

[m0rninglatte]

Old lovebirds art that i found! :]

(I never finished it because I forgot about it uhm... here's what it looks like anyway!)

[justaz]

Poseidon and Amphitrite meeting Sally and Paul. Sally and Amphitrite being identical - Paul and Poseidon being identical. Anyways they’re in a polycule

[robertdowneyjjr]

a soulmates au where your words only show up after you’ve met your soulmate. sort of like an insurance policy, you know, so you’re not left wondering whether every other person you meet is the one if your words are too generic.

in this universe, captain america has been recovered and active for several years now. he runs missions and saves the world with his ragtag team of superheroes formed by SHIELD. steve's become a celebrity, which he doesn't love, but it's something he learns to live with because that's life for public figures in the 21st century.

tony never became iron man because he walked away from his father's legacy the second he turned 18. he and howard are still working on their relationship, but maria couldn't be prouder and tells tony so everyday. he built his own company from the ground up and it's thriving under his leadership. he's only marginally famous these days and he tries his best to stay out of the limelight, guarding his private life as much as possible. that's how it's been for twenty years and he's happy.

they meet on a day when steve is tired, irritable and angry. he's just returned from a mission where two of his teammates were injured because of the faulty information they received. he goes out on a walk to let off some steam and he's just slipping his phone back into his pocket after rejecting fury's fifth call for a debrief when he slams right into tony.

tony was having a good day. he'd just sent out a new set of designs and decided to reward himself for it. he goes and gets himself a fresh, delicious, life-affirming cup of coffee and is just stepping out of the cafe with aforementioned cup when a walking brick wall comes out of nowhere.

good news is, tony had ordered a cold brew. once every few weeks that's just what he's in the mood for and it had been one of those days. bad news is, instead of drinking it he is now wearing it.

sticky and cold and more than a little shocked, tony barely has time to recover and figure out what happened when steve starts tearing into him.

“god damn it, watch where the fuck you’re going! that could have spilled all over me! idiot!” steve yells at tony. and on a normal day, he’d be apologetic and he’d never curse like this at a stranger. but he really didn’t need yet another thing to go wrong today and he’s on a short fuse.

maybe later, when he’s calmed down, he’ll think back on the cute man with the giant brown eyes staring at him in disbelief and start beating himself up over how he behaved.

at the moment, all tony can do is look at steve’s pristine white t-shirt that somehow has not a single drop of coffee on it, then look back down at his own chest. he has no words except, “wow. you’re a fucking asshole.” and he just turns around and walks away.

tony gets home and strips off for a rinse before he gets ready for his flight to london for a week of meetings. all the while he can’t help but think that angry blond man looked vaguely familiar and he can’t place where he knows him from. he doesn’t notice the new string of words tattooed down the side of his thigh until he’s in his hotel room half a day later.

meanwhile, steve gets home after his walk, after he’s checked on his teammates, after sitting with fury for three long hours to debrief, and finally washes the day off of him. before he gets into the shower, he notices something different about his reflection.

along his left bicep are the words, wow. you’re a fucking asshole.

he thinks back on the cute man with the big brown eyes and a chest full of coffee and wonders how in the hell he can fix this mess.