#Clusterfuck

[el-ffej]

[democratthatlovesguns]

Short-Term Memory

Kamala Harris *Before Election*: Here's a detailed, 80 page, digestible read ... on exactly what I plan to do to revamp the economy.

Dumbasses *After Election*: She never talked about her plan for the economy.

What Harris failed to understand is that the majority of people would rather fuck themselves than take a thirty minute reading break.

[mayofforgot]

The conversation I think the misfits had after getting out of the cellar.

Lenore: ok now we just wait at the top of the stairs for them to come out and then we insult them

Eulalie: Why?

Lenore: To rub it in there faces that we won

Duke: love the idea, but first I should change no?

Pluto: Your stuff is already in the room

Duke: déjà? When did you move it?

Berenice: Montresor threw your stuff out, the jackass. We kept it in Pluto's room

Duke: Well that makes this easier, Je reviendrai!

Berenice: Well as much as i'd love to stay and rub it in those clusterfucks face, I'm beat. How about you biscuit?

Eulalie: I'm tired too, do you want to go to our room?

Berenice: That sounds great, have fun dolls

Lenore & Pluto: Bye, sleep well.

Duke:I'm back, and I brought you a jacket mon minou

Pluto: Oh, thanks

Morella: Duke, you're sick! You should be in bed!

Duke: I will, I promise mon petite. But first I need to do this

Morella: ... Fine, but I'm going to go make some soup for you

Duke: Thank you Morella

Lenore: And now we wait

Duke:Think they'll take long?

Pluto: I hope not

[hashtagnevermore]

lenore and annabel: *quite literally putting on a live show in the hallway*

the other students: BOMBASTIC side eye CRIMINALLY OFFENSIVE side eye

[chronicillnesshumor]

[bel-k03]

So I did a little something with the clusterfuckers (or whatever group name they have, ¿do they have one officially?) anyways here are the minis motherfuckers <3

I’m probably doing the misfit next or draw prospero (I love him too much)

[mariposas8494]

Clusterfucked 🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤣💀

[culturevulturette]

[tilbageidanmark]

A game of volleyball in a valley in Afghanistan.

(Not a single woman around though).

[nuklyex]

HUMAN RACE ERADICTION FROM THE GAY RACE SOCIETAL COLLAPSE AS CONQUEST INITIATIVE SUCCEEDS THE WORLD TURNS A HOMOSEXUAL TRANSGENDER MEGATRON DEATH ORGY 360 NOSCOPES MUTATE TO 69 NOSCOPES ENBY COUPLES CAUSE TERRIFYING RAGE IN THIS CURRENT ERA THE ENDLESS CYCLE OF SENSUAL ROMANTIC GRATIFICATION IS FINALLY SATIATED

>>WOKE SEX<<

happy pride, this is late....fuck

sources to some things used:

[elementsofemily1193]

Hello Tumblr! I hope you’re all having a nice weekend! I know you are all waiting on a new chapter of Business and Brushstrokes, but I had this idea come to me in the middle of the night and the words have been nonstops flying out of me and I had to share! This AU is going to be such a commitment but I am determined and inspired!

Please read the first chapter if you get a chance!!

[new-berry]

Does anyone have a word to describe the transfer window over the last 72 hours?

I am at work and, politely, work does not have my full attention.

Here are Jude and Camavinga flirting by insta story

[asmrrpaddict]

Just some stupid thing I came up with on the fly.

Parody of We Don’t Talk About Bruno from Disney’s Encanto to the Redacted universe.

Not all of it is perfect because well… I’m not perfect. Not all canon mostly based on the DAMN crew section. Some part have been left out because I couldn’t think of anything. If you can, please put them in the comments.

Specific lines that made me think of a character are highlighted. Only the first stanza is “sung” but the characters and the chorus by the fandom. The rest are about the specific person.

Enjoy!

We don’t talk about Erik and his men. We don’t talk about Erik, but

The DAMN crew:

FL: It was my wedding day,

Gavin: it was our wedding day.

FL: we were getting ready and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. Gavin walks in with a mischievous grin. Damian says it looks like rain,

In doing so he floods my brain.

Huxley gets the umbrellas

Married in a hurricane.

FL and Gavin: What a glorious day, but anyway

We don’t talk about Erik and his men. We don’t talk about Erik.

Lasko:

Grew to live in fear always stuttering and stumbling. I could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling.

Sam:

I associate him with the sound of falling sand.

Hush:

It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling. Always left Vega and his doc fumbling. Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand, do you understand?

Vega:

A seven-foot frame. Rats along his back. When he calls your name. It all fades to black. Yeah, he sees your dreams, and feasts on your screams.

We don’t talk about Erik and his men. We don’t talk about Erik.

Morgan:

He told me my fish would die

The next day: dead! (No, no!)

He told me I'd grow a gut!

And just like he said... (no, no!)

He said that all my hair would disappear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!)

Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!

Sunshine:

He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised, and someday be mine.

Lovely:

He told me that my power would grow, like the grapes that thrive on the vine.

Blake:

He told me that the one of my dreams would be just out of reach. Condemned to dying.

Erik:

Um, Erik...

Yeah, about that Erik...

I really need to know about everyone...

Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, Erik.

Everyone, April Fool’s is here

Almost time for Hot Boi Summer.

Sorry, can’t do the cluster that is that final chorus. 😱🫨

Echo:

Don't talk about Echo, no! (Why did I talk about Echo?)

Not a word about Echo!

I never should've brought up Echo!

[artichao]

lil birthday present doodle for Saruky :D

It's been a while since I last drew the Clusterfuckers so this was pretty refreshing! I believe my style's changed quite a bit since the last time so it's always fun to revisit characters after some time.

[pip-bip]

coming up really soon!

anyone got the raw footage or DVD?

[myfaceislikeamelody]

On Grief-

Grief. Slow grief, Sad grief, Coffins and relief-

The first time you see death, Death is played by an actor, Death comes in color and in a big screen-

But by the day you first get to know death, Death is in black and white And makes your dog bark by the door as hundreds of thousands Of feet step uninvited on your floor Ready to mourn;

And just like that you meet

The real Grief. The Bad grief And Angry grief. The first night after death comes to visit, Death stays.

And when death wakes you up with a kiss

On the cheek And you see your first funeral home or Buy your fist flower crown Or better; Flower thorns -for your heart-, You realize death never moves away. Death is a lifelong roommate And death never gets smaller Or better But

You learn to grow around it.

-coffee&confessions

02.06.2023