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I had to retype the word in order to make the alt text description. So this time it was on purpose and I was watching the suggestions. I got all the way to the “c” and it was suggesting “clusterfuc” but when I typed the “k” it suddenly said no replacements.
But now that I have added it to my contacts, along with all the other variations of fuck I already had, it’s correctly suggesting it 🎉
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my god I love mashups
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#lmfao i genuinely didn't even notice anything analogous about the preview image of sabbath until rn#music#aretha franklin#black sabbath#Youtube#lmfao even more why did autocsrrot turn amiss into analogous#and why did it not correct autocarrot?????? lollll I'm going back to bed
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Every time i hear bodak yellow i keep yearning to experiment w my own songs. Bcuz that beat makes me feel like it NEEDS some horrorcore verses
#every time i hear#NONEA THEY NIGGAS IS SAFE#I keep like. ducking autocarroting it to#NONEA THESE NIGGAS IS SAFE#and gdi. THAT part also just makes me wanna learn to scream (metal)#😔#writing lyrics#much like writing in general#makes me SUPER self conscious
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Nightmare scenario, Microsoft edge releases a new browser setting where copying a link from the URL bar to a different browser copies all, and I mean one hundred percent, of your cookie and ad blocker site settings
#aphorisms#humor#satire#gallows humor#more like just barely legally politischkorrect Auschwitz humor#i am technically legal to make those jokes under Hitler’s own miscegenation laws#I’m really glad autocarrot doesn’t autocomplete some words#granted most of them are comedian technical terms but I’m still grateful#Paddies and the Great Hunger#Ukranians and the Holodomor and the Current Russo-Ukraine Unpleasantness
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jewelry nerding.
(autocarrot corrects nerding to needing. both are true).
so i made a few Númenor inspired jewelry pieces a long time ago before the show came out (I'm old and have been into Tolkien since the early 1990s), and am wearing them today for a trop watch party.


I need to change out the earlier earwire, it isn't the highest quality, but I got some stainless steel ones that will swap in nicely in lieu of silver.
The necklace is different sizes and shapes of pearls and labradorite. Ironically, labradorite occurs in mafic igneous rocks like basalt and gabbro, which I envisioned make up the geographical landscape of the Middle Númenor/ Armenelos/ Meneltarma area.
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If anyone wants to know why my spelling is all over the place - I regularly have to use four different English spelling conventions and autocarrot has it out for me at this point.
I do try to proofread but I only tend to do it really carefully for work. Sorry!
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The TV faction's technology is actually more advanced than the other two factions. In the latest episode, the Titan's repair was completely automated without any help from litter engineers at all.
Well then, TV will have a new Titan very soon
Maybe. There's just not enough evidence to declare this. We do see some robotic arms/stems performing some maintenance on the Titan, but we don't know: a) if this was automated and not manually controlled, b) if this was a repair and not just a final touch-up, nor c) if the entire repair process was conducted in the same way. There's also no evidence either way for how quickly they can spin up a new Titan. If they can do that quickly, it raises the question of why they haven't made multiple Titans already.
(I assume 'litter' was an autocarrot error for 'literal' but it's endearing to imagine it meant 'little engineers'.)
#blog tags: answered asks#blog tags: anon asks#skibidi tags: episode 77#skibidi tags: titan tv#skibidi tags: tv faction
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why are you holding up the potato?
(please repond using art terms and autocarrot)
well you see
uh
when rendering you need to hold up the potato otherwise the ambient light doesn’t impasto right
sorry autocarrot
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No! I can’t blame Adrien :(
I need an explanation for my parents for where an entire order of pastries went
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I did find a video on YouTube from a few years ago where someone straightens synthetic hair by making a solution of boiling water and alum*, dipping the hair in, and combing it out immediately after dipping it. It showed a BIG difference in the crimp, and doesn't require a flat iron (which I don't currently own). I might keep the closer match and try that, see how I like it. If nothing else, I have also watched several videos on how to make wefts and how to sew them onto wig caps. It's kind of my last resort but if absolutely have to make an entirely new wig for Felicity, I can do that too.
But not yet. First, Josefina and Molly, because I have exactly one week till Christmas and those girls need a good amount of work.
* originally this said skin and I really don't know how my phone got "skin" from "alum" but it's becoming embarrassing at this point how many autocarrot errors keep happening because I forget to proofread...
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Snomtimes, yes
haha yea, autocarrot sucks sometimes
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idk what algorithm is responsible for this but autocarrot really wants paul mescal's name to be paul mescaline
#paul mescal#mescaline#i don't think i've ever even typed mescaline before#not outside of talking about fear and loathing (and a dream road trip w littlelindentree where we kidnap [redacted] to go with us) anyway
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I can feel My teeth. And my eye feels like the color purple. Seizure aura feels like hhhhyperpop. High performance meth. I cnat stpot shaking. And it's hard to tpye. Tasg are autocarrot.
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Hey autocorrect i never mean "Lol Nidre"
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#jewish#funny#jumblr#kol nidre#yom kippur#high holidays#autocorrect#autocorrect fail#autocarrot#jewblr
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Imagine @Google coming to the rescue for it's own #autocarrot https://www.instagram.com/p/CpzDqDzOSSG/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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