#Clown Cafe

[maveras-posts]

Funky ART HC’S

Some ✨FUNKY✨ Art Headcanons:

This fucker has IBS I mean he shat his brains out (I feel his pain ngl🤡)

It’s a trade off to being ✨ImmOrTal✨

(Shi at least he has SOMETHING, I got NOTHING)

Art can also play the Kazoo at the professional level

You’ll be running from him and he’s doing the Gangnam style whilst ✨KaZoo✨ is in his mouth 😭

Also Penny, Jack and Art are besties the iconic trio we didn’t know we needed frfr

They try to force him to take a bath😭

He’s like a hissing cat

Art actually is good at keeping generally good hygiene but it has to be on his ✨OwN TeRmS✨

Also is a major pothead I don’t make the rules

Also he smells like nickels (it just seems fitting)

Honestly Satan has a hold on him and it only got worse after Art witnessed what he was contributing to

I feel like after the events of All Hallows Eve he descended more into madness

He has a short attention span you gotta *jingle jingle*

It’s all one big comedy to him, it’s all organized chaos🤪

Hes also obsessed with any and all popcorn he has tried every flavor at least once

Art also has a Dr Pepper ✨PrObLem✨

Like fr he will drop kick a child for one, he’s a fiend

Art also hopes somebody would try to mug him, he wants any chance to uno reverse with his ✨Mouse Ka Tool✨

SO…. Art the clown has taken this page by storm, I have to keep giving the ppl what they want. I never realized how many fans there are of Terrifier. I shall continue to write more slasher content as the spooky season progresses. Also I’m gonna go watch Terrifier 3 to get more ✨ConTent✨ also might show my Art cosplay here someday…anyways… TOODLES

Mavera (V)

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[crypt-of-blunis]

I will NEVER watch Terrifier!! 🤍🖤🤍✨

(Im a googoo gaga baby when it comes to gore)

However a friend of mine from work wanted me to draw Art the Clown, so I said why not?? (Probably cuz she commissioned it lol)

She gave me permission to share with the internet, so here you go!

(Also, there’s a bloody one, but idk my audience’s gore tolerance, so.. sorry yall!)

[stalkerkyoko]

What is the clown cafe? Hell I think

[birdybathory]

Food's A Little Funny At The Clown Cafe

[baubeautyandthegeek]

Alone Together - Art The Clown/Clown Cafe Host

A/N: Day 12 aka B for @domaystic . The host doesn't have a name but I'll probably name her one day.

The first time they meet, she’s alone, leaning against the cafe serving desk. Art had planned to make the people here pay for making an attraction of cutesy serving clowns, but as he watches her, he finds his heart hurts a little for the sweet and sad looking girl. The host had clearly liked him, well enough to paint him into her cafe’s mural.     So he leaves, drooping a little at the sound of soft, stifled, snuffles. He should stay, he thinks, try to apologize. He doesn’t, he finds flowers, pays properly, goes back to the cafe and waits for the girl to look up, handing her the flowers. She hesitates, then smiles a little and accepts the apology flowers.     They settle into an awkward sort-of relationship, he sneaks in when the cafe is empty, slowly convincing people to go back by taking his time to attack people, choosing to leave people guessing and let her come to him.     They make ‘us time’ work, she opens early and closes late, spends her time waiting for him. Love blooms slowly. 

[cxptxinjxck]

Some New Pin & Sticker Designs will be revealed throughout the next coming days!! Stick around to see the 8 new flavors for the Clown Cafe!!

they’ll all be unveiled just in time for my shops Black Friday-Cyber Monday Sale!! 👀

Shop Link in Bio :•)

[hagensalley]

Phobos Militia Hobbycast - Terrifier 1 and 2

Welcome to the Phobos Militia Hobbycast! In this inaugural episode, hosts Jeff and Andrea delve into the chilling world of horror movies with a focus on the slasher film Terrifier and its sequel Terrifier 2. With a blend of analysis and speculation, they dissect the films’ narratives, characters, and themes, offering intriguing theories and insights along the way. From discussing the evolution of…

[heartfulselkie]

Some more silly ML au doodles featuring Clown Noir and Clownbug plus Cat Cafe (and a little snoozy Chaton) 😌

[sharoscylla]

WOW that's pretty definitive!!!!

As soon as my hands start cooperating I will be learning how to make croissants by hand so I can experiment with the flavored croissants I envision for the clown cafe menu! The menu is heavily croissant based because I personally feel like croissants are the jester of pastries for some reason :3

I really want to get at least like 50 responses to this poll :3

[scaredstupid]

yall hear about the clown cafe? i heard the food is pretty funny there

(this ship is PLATONIC!)

[skunkes]

ok ok i have another way to word my thots about the movies thus far:

i think Art is pretty iconic design wise. Im not against gory slashers I think we should have more of those and I like that a series so "shocking" is doing so well...its more like.

The franchise establishes pretty immediately that it's not Serious...as mentioned the first movie has a naked woman sawed in half from crotch down so idk how you'd even make it to the 3rd one without knowing How It Is. But with how the first one barely has any plot, and the second one has A Bit More but drags on and on...its like... SO FAR (because I haven't seen the 3rd one) these movies aren't Fun to watch ykwim.

I know Saw isn't a good comparison bc its a different genre within horror but the franchise really is like a telenovela... its so stupid (good) and it has lots to complain about and pick at in the FUN way, like poking fun at peepaw and his warehouses and home depot purchases, going "are you kidding me thats so dumb" at that scene where hoffman manages to be snuck into the station in a body bag to start killing people. Varuous moments of stupid ass dialogue writing. Im not saying it cant be boring or unliked but i think it has a good balance of everything (eyerolling moments, plot, "lighthearted" and humorous moments, intentional or not) even if its not a masterpiece in the writing department.

And that's just within the series, I usually avoid bringing up fandom bc that's obviously a different beast I rarely even touch but its more about how its fandom actually has that foundation to go off of. Like you know enough about peepaw's backstory and such to springboard off of, regardless of it being good or not

Here it's like man there's a hot cool clown, lots of gore, really corny and cornily acted out writing, and its not even FUN? 😭 2 movies (again I haven't made it to the 3rd) and I wouldn't watch them again, not because of the gore but because despite not being serious, reinforced by that very drawn out over the top kill in the second one, it's not even fun... you cant even attach to the silly dialogue because the whole rest of the movie is a drag. Does this make sense? It's like. Everything combined to make it Not Fun. Whereas at least with Saw you can start joking about how someone just wasn't trying hard enough to win peepaw's foundationally silly ass "you tried to kill yourself now you're in the try not to kill yourself" trap.

It's at odds with itself. I've seen like one Halloween movie and can barely even remember it but I know all the jokes about outrunning Michael Myers (and that cat and mouse is also Fun)...theres also like 50 of those movies I KNOW theyre probably also fun to watch and complain about the absurdity... I think the issue here might also be the straightforwardness and point A point B of it all. There's not really much anyone can do against Art, which is fine, some saw traps are literally unwinnable after all. But Terrifier doesn't even give you the chance to, like, boast about how you definitely could have survived the Silence Circle trap because you're not an idiot... it's just not Fun. To me.

I think Art himself is fun and the corny dialogue are fun. I'll even go ahead and say the gore is fun because again like come on the clown literally rips a guys cock off its Absurd... but they seem to be trapped in movie(s) that so far aren't fun

[birdybathory]

Food's A Little Funny At The Clown Cafe

I looked cute washing off the fake blood so I bugged Hollow2.5 to take some photos.

[cringefail-clown]

I think you should make Gamzee the manager but no one knows thats his role until one day Calliope mentions it and they're like "wait what? We have a manager?" because he tends to just be in the back taking care of the pastries/food

that is terrible i love it im doing it

[mayhemtowntv]

At the clown cafe strait up honking it. And by "it" haha, lets justr say...my nose