#Classic mems

[koolestofbeanz]

okay the best of news posible!! satna clams gave me a new keybored and i had to slam this one out i was so inspired!! im so happy i could puke but it might also come from all the beanz my mom made for the tradishin of guzzlin a stocking full of hot barbeq beanz for chripmanas dinner!

anyon who is reading tonite on the holeiest of days then i love you and you are the most special reader and thanks for making this my real tumbler the best thing i ever have did!! ^.^

[benjaminallhope-fulltimemind]

Ain't that the truth.

[aureliacetinn]

image description : merch on etsy in line a fear and hunger coin then patho 2 mask then patho 1 mask then a pdf of nursing school education tips

Fear and hunger x pathologic 1+2= Nursing school XDDXDXD

[moxx-n-angel]

Another edit of what I looked like when I was younger... pre-Sonic 1 edition!

☆ Chosen name: Sonic ☆

☆ Age: 12 ☆

☆ Pronouns: He/They (transmasc) ☆

☆ Other: self-made top surgery, bowtie and shoes given to me by my dad. Makeup kit stolen from Mom when she was still with us. ☆

[lexishoney]

kmicic x oleńka to tak naprawdę wlw ship

[hyperfixgaytion]

Hissinggrowlinghowling

Marlon Brando as Stanley Kowalski A Streetcar Named Desire (1951) dir. Elia Kazan

[hemlock-dreams]

Any loser facts abt Peter in your universe? I see all Spider-Man's having atleast one (Or several) moments of "The Parker's luck", like swinging and falling into the dumpster, being the Smart-but-dumb person, or doing smth cringe to the point to embarass and make them stay awake at night

And I think it would be funny as hell if he is this smart, hot, skillful, intelligent with tragic backstory but still a little bit of a loser

Hunting!Spiderman is absolutely a loser.

His biggest public embarrassment was taking on Captain America in his OG world. They were on opposite sides for some comic shenanigan reason or another, and ended up having to fight.

Captain America laid Spiderman out to fucking dry. Full on KO. He was obliterated, so completely and effectively that he legitimately had a crisis about it.

Even worse, Captain picked him up over the shoulder and took him to safety afterward. He woke up asking what time and year it was.

it was captured live on Tiktok, and mem-ed to absolute hell. Tags like #Spideryamcha and #Spideybeatdown were trending for weeks. JJ split the video into single frames and ran it on every website/article/blog of the Bugle.

Halloween was brutal. And endless stream of couple costumes, kids dressed as Captain America with spider-plushies, beach towels with Spidey's image, advertised thrown over the shoulder. God the Spotify playlist... (Beating me up/Mama Said Knock you Out/Getting Beaten Up/Lay Me/I'm a loser/Bad Day...and so on)

Now, to be clear, Spiderman has had his fair share of losses. He's not invulnerable- and to most of the masses, the power difference between Captain America and Spiderman is minimal.

But Spiderman knows better.

For reference, Captain America is an enhanced human. He's fast, strong, dexterous- and can lift up to 1200 pounds.

Spiderman can go toe-to-toe with the Hulk. Spiderman can lift up to 25 tons.

This shouldn't have been even close. And it wasn't. This is when Peter realized that having mutated muscles and superhuman strength didn't mean anything if he didn't know how to use them. Most of his rogues gallery up until that point (Rhino, Vulture, the classics-) were just dudes with souped up bodies/tech.

Captain America, highly trained and disciplined, was able to read him like a flimsy pamphlet, capitalizing on all his weaknesses to take Spidey out like yesterday's garbage.

TLDR: Spiderman got hilarious humbled on Tiktok and his rep took a hit that never totally recovered.

For new world Loser facts:

-Peter Parker is living above St. Margaret's on Weasel's charity. -Has to basically work for free for room and board -Has literally no friends or family (yet) -Can't hold a Starkphone in the right direction to save his life Stay tuned for more!

[anika-kanroji16]

I am tired of this "Aqua doesn't love Akane" quote.

Ah yes the classic quote I see everywhere, everyday and everytime and again "If I had a dim for every Aquakana shippers saying Aqua doesn't love Akane I'd BE RICH 🤣✨🥳" These are the main reasons why they think Aqua doesn't love Akane

This and

Because let's be real after this chapter was published all the toxic Aquakana shippers began saying "HE DOESN'T LOVE AKANE". Don't sugarcoat it and say it not true cause it is. U>U But anyway, I am trying to break it down to you. Basically, I say He does.

I have many reasons why I think saying Aqua doesn't love Akane is a lie but let's start with the obvious "He was just using her" This is the BIGGEST LIE I HEARD ALL YEAR EVEN AQUA LIED ABOUT IT!! Yes He intended to use it at the beginning for his revenge but the man wanted to quit revenge in Chapter 71 and then later he started to date Akane for real in Chapter 77 he definitely wasn't just using her but Akane described it best for me.

If he didn't love her why was he so concerned about her safety? Last time I checked the person he was willing to avoid for safety reasons is Kana. So let's travel back in time will we all the back to season 1 he was saved Akane's life and after that he had the idea save Akane's reputation with clips of Love Now showing how they view Akane and he had a smile. And I am gonna go even further and say this, if he doesn't care about Akane then why her being safe and saving her reputation was apart of Aqua's happy moments in season 2

and Later in the chapter Aqua said basically said this

if this isn't love then sir I don't know WHAT IS THEN! To prove my point even more Aqua said this. "Now I don't have to worry about putting Akane in danger or getting her hands dirty" meaning he did this to protect and not because he didn't love her. Which means he putting Akane on the same level as Kana. Pushing her away because he cares about her or should I say because he loves her. Also side note if Aqua don't care about Akane then why did he comforted during season 2? "The anime didn't have to go that hard, but they deliberately set up this parallel. It isn't only that Akane and Aqua are dressed as Saya and Touki, they are behaving the part, too. Aqua is there to reassure her that she did nothing wrong, and to have her back so she can have the result she wishes for. Just like Touki with Saya." By @skania Now there more to this, know that he cares about her but is he happy with her. Now, the answer is still FUCKING YES. Let me explain.

We know that the thought of Akane's being safe and her reputation being saved is enough to make him happy right which means he cares about her but what about Akane herself? Well season 2 practically answered that for us. Because when we saw Aqua's happy moments we saw Aqua's first date with Akane being there which means Akane makes him happy. Not just Kana but also Akane makes him happy and that important because if Akane makes him happy that shows how much Akane means to him.

Basically if I am correct which I am U_U, Akane's safety and Akane herself equal this face. And that not hard to believe because when Yuki and Mem cho was teasing about which Akane he likes this was his expression. So it really not hard to assume he was like this because of Akane because like I said before Akane's safety and Akane herself makes him happy as seen in season 2.

Now let expand more into season 2 because let focus on this scene more especially him coming to comfort Akane cause she feel bad about making Kana hide, Aqua comes and tell her that it isn't her fault and Kana doesn't know herself as well as she might think like I said before why Aqua do this if he don't care about her whatsoever. But more importantly when Akane said "You know I don't know want to win that way" he smirked say "In that case we'll drag him into the spotlight together." Why would he smile at Akane like that if he wasn't happy with her or at least liking her determination.

Also another thing

WHY WOULD HE SMILE AT AKANE DURING THE INTRO IF HE WASN'T HAPPY WITH HER!! And Aqua said something after he broke up with Akane which prove he was happy with her. Aqua saying "Those happy days are over." Happy days meaning his days of dating Akane which means he was happy dating Akane and those days meant something to him, and I think it even stretches to the Toyko Blade Play Arc and Private Arc.

So when he said, "I took a wrong turn." I don't think he meant in the way you guys thinking like he regretted dating Akane if anything he suggested he shouldn't have quit revenge, but not because he regretted dating Akane. Also in chapter 143, he said "I've lied to too many people, I've hurt many people with my selfish requests, how can I smile now?" Noticed that one of the people there was Akane. He probably regretted hurting her. Probably regretted lying to her as well.

Also, if he didn't love her why did he help her ? Credits to @skania

"First, Aqua helps Akane voice her concerns about the script:

Then he helps solve the disconnect between the ones in charge of the script and the original author, thus doing Akane and everyone involved a big service:

Then he helps Akane win against Kana, going as far as to agree to do emotional acting in order to accomplish it: "

And I already talked about him helping Akane out to drag Kana out. Since Akane don't want to win against that Akane. Notice something HE ALWAYS HELPING AKANE NOT ONCE HE USED HER!! The only times he used her was to find his father and that didn't go well and Goro's body.

"In other words: Aqua spends the entire arc working as a team with Akane. He makes no effort to use her at all.

What's more, all the occasions he had to get Akane's insight about Ai? He uses them to give Akane insight about himself instead."

That is true, all of this is true instead of finding initial he end up opening up to Akane.

Another thing the hug he definitely fell in love with her or at least affect by the hug because again "Remember when Aqua was wondering what to do with Akane before he made the decision to use her one more time he was thinking about the hug aka thinking about his feelings for Akane and wanting to date her for real but then he thought no it's better to break up with her then to hold her back ." "not only that but Aqua did decide to use Akane one last time but that decision wasn't made till he was wondering what he would do with Akane since he didn't want revenge anymore and IMMEDIATELY he thought to the hug with Akane proving that he has feelings for her and he wants to date her and Aqua already says Akane got close to him and accepted him and he wants to be with her and by her side." If Aqua didn't love Akane or at least like Akane why did the hug appeared when he was thinking what he should with Akane after revenge? He was obviously thinking of dating her or least his feelings for her till he knocked down the thought. And Aqua himself did say maybe it okay for him to be in love and again speaking about his feelings for Akane and maybe it okay to date her. Considering the fact that hug did appeared in his mind when thinking about what do with Akane I absolutely think "But I thought it was okay now, so I'll think about it carefully even though it's little too late." THIS LINE IS ABOUT AKANE.

I always talked about Aqua's words to Akane and how he meant every word of it in my Why I love Aquakane post Part 1 and Part 2 but instead I am talk about Akane's words and the affect on Aqua to show Aqua likes Akane. Like example when Akane say "I'll help you kill them" Aqua's black star eye turned white.

When Akane hugged him saying "No matter what happens, i’m on your side, Aqua-kun. " Aqua reaction was this .

When Akane said this and said "Why do you need to bear responsibility for it? That's just wrong!" . He had a shocked expression.

And lastly for my last point why Aqua seemly have the same expression that he had during the hug when Akane said these words, when she experssed her opinions about Aqua.

If he didn't love Akane these words or actions won't affect him but they do. So clearly, he does love Akane since she clearly has an effect on him that not even Kana has.

And as you can see He cares about Akane, make her happy, she makes him happy and much more so if compared to Kana then he definitely does love Akane probably more than Kana.

I am not trying to say he doesn't like Kana I am saying he loves Akane just as much probably even more.

But anyway, that ends.

Also Bonus in episode 10 of Season 2 of Oshi No Ko not only we get to see Akane's text messages to Aqua showing how much she cares for him BUT WHEN AQUA WAS THINKING MAYBE IT OKAY FOR HIM TO BE FREE AND LIVE HAPPILY AKANE FREAKING APPERED! Showing that Akane does make him happy.

Plus

PLUS THE LATEST CHAPTER!!

"I want to repay Akane for all the kindness she's shown me and build an equal relationship with her" Like EXCUSE ME

Like romantically??🤨🩷✨ BECAUSE IF SO YESSSSSSSSSSS if not STILL YESSSSSSSSSSSSS because this proves that 1: HE DOES/DID/OR DO LOVE AKANE

2: Those were his memories with Akane

3: HE WAS/IS/OR WERE, IN FACT, HAPPY WITH AKANE and she makes him happy

[talonabraxas]

“The Lurianic Tree of Life” - based on the Sefer Yetzirah (“Book of Formation”), one of the earliest texts of Jewish mysticism (2nd century BCE to 2nd century CE).

Compared to the version of the Tree which appears in many Western esoteric texts, there is only one path between Malkuth (Earth) and Yesod (Moon). There are also diagonal paths between Binah and Chesed and Chokmah and Geburah, which do not appear in the Western Tree.

This also means that the assignment of the 22 letters of the Hebrew alphabet to the 22 paths differs between the two versions.

The three Mother letters (Shin/Fire, Aleph/Air and Mem/Water) are assigned to the horizontal paths, which allow movement between the different pillars of the Tree.

The seven Double letters (attributed to the seven classical planets) are assigned to the vertical paths.

The twelve Single letters (attributed to the twelve signs of the Zodiac) are assigned to the diagonal paths.

Image source: “The Complete Magician’s Tables” by Stephen Skinner (2006)

[kremlin]

How DOES the C preprocessor create two generations of completely asinine programmers??

oh man hahah oh maaan. ok, this won't be very approachable.

i don't recall what point i was trying to make with the whole "two generations" part but ill take this opportunity to justifiably hate on the preprocessor, holy fuck the amount of damage it has caused on software is immeasurable, if you ever thought computer programmers were smart people on principle...

the cpp:

there are like forty preprocessor directives, and they all inject a truly mind-boggling amount of vicious design problems and have done so for longer than ive been alive. there really only ever needed to be one: #include , if only to save you the trouble of manually having to copy header files in full & paste them at the top of your code. and christ almighty, we couldn't even get that right. C (c89) has way, waaaay fewer keywords than any other language. theres like 30, and half of those aren't ever used, have no meaning or impact in the 21st century (shit like "register" and "auto"). and C programmers still fail to understand all of them properly, specifically "static" (used in a global context) which marks some symbol as inelligible to be touched externally (e.g. you can't use "extern" to access it). the whole fucking point of static is to make #include'd headers rational, to have a clear seperation between external, intended-to-be-accessed API symbols, and internal, opaque shit. nobody bothers. it's all there, out in the open, if you #include something, you get all of it, and brother, this is only the beginning, you also get all of its preprocessor garbage.

this is where the hell begins:

#if #else

hey, do these look familiar? we already fucking have if/else. do you know what is hard to understand? perfectly minimally written if/else logic, in long functions. do you know what is nearly impossible to understand? poorly written if/else rats nests (which is what you find 99% of the time). do you know what is completely impossible to understand? that same poorly-written procedural if/else rat's nest code that itself is is subject to another higher-order if/else logic.

it's important to remember that the cpp is a glorified search/replace. in all it's terrifying glory it fucking looks to be turing complete, hell, im sure the C++ preprocessor is turing complete, the irony of this shouldn't be lost on you. if you have some long if/else logic you're trying to understand, that itself is is subject to cpp #if/#else, the logical step would be to run the cpp and get the output pure C and work from there, do you know how to do that? you open the gcc or llvm/clang man page, and your tty session's mem usage quadruples. great job idiot. trying figuring out how to do that in the following eight thousand pages. and even if you do, you're going to be running the #includes, and your output "pure C" file (bereft of cpp logic) is going to be like 40k lines. lol.

the worst is yet to come:

#define #ifdef #ifndef (<- WTF) #undef you can define shit. you can define "anything". you can pick a name, whatever, and you can "define it". full stop. "#define foo". or, you can give it a value: "#define foo 1". and of course, you can define it as a function: "#define foo(x) return x". wow. xzibit would be proud. you dog, we heard you wanted to kill yourself, so we put a programming language in your programming language.

the function-defines are pretty lol purely in concept. when you find them in the wild, they will always look something like this:

#define foo(x,y) \ (((x << y)) * (x))

i've seen up to seven parens in a row. why? because since cpp is, again, just a fucking find&replace, you never think about operator precedence and that leads to hilarious antipaterns like the classic

#define min(x,y) a < b ? a : b

which will just stick "a < b ? a: b" ternary statement wherever min(.. is used. just raw text replacement. it never works. you always get bitten by operator precedence.

the absolute worst is just the bare defines:

#define NO_ASN1 #define POSIX_SUPPORTED #define NO_POSIX

etc. etc. how could this be worse? first of all, what the fuck are any of these things. did they exist before? they do now. what are they defined as? probably just "1" internally, but that isn't the point, the philosophy here is the problem. back in reality, in C, you can't just do something like "x = 0;" out of nowhere, because you've never declared x. you've never given it a type. similar, you can't read its value, you'll get a similar compiler error. but cpp macros just suddenly exist, until they suddenly don't. ifdef? ifndef? (if not defined). no matter what, every permutation of these will have a "valid answer" and will run without problem. let me demonstrate how this fucks things up.

do you remember "heartbleed" ? the "big" openssl vulnerability ? probably about a decade ago now. i'm choosing this one specifically, since, for some reason, it was the first in an annoying trend for vulns to be given catchy nicknames, slick websites, logos, cable news coverage, etc. even though it was only a moderate vulnerability in the grand scheme of things...

(holy shit, libssl has had huge numbers of remote root vulns in the past, which is way fucking worse, heartbleed only gave you a random sampling of a tiny bit of internal memory, only after heavy ticking -- and nowadays, god, some of the chinese bluetooth shit would make your eyeballs explode if you saw it; a popular bt RF PHY chip can be hijacked and somehow made to rewrite some uefi ROMs and even, i think, the microcode on some intel chips)

anyways, heartbleed, yeah, so it's a great example since you could blame it two-fold on the cpp. it involved a generic bounds-checking failure, buf underflow, standard shit, but that wasn't due to carelessness (don't get me wrong, libssl is some of the worst code in existence) but because the flawed cpp logic resulted in code that:

A.) was de-facto worthless in definition B.) a combination of code supporting ancient crap. i'm older than most of you, and heartbleed happened early in my undergrad. the related legacy support code in question hadn't been relevant since clinton was in office.

to summarize, it had to do with DTLS heartbeats. DTLS involves handling TLS (or SSLv3, as it was then, in the 90s) only over UDP. that is how old we're talking. and this code was compiled into libssl in the early 2010s -- when TLS had been the standard for a while. TLS (unlike SSLv3 & predecessors) runs over TCP only. having "DTLS heartbeat support in TLS does not make sense by definition. it is like drawing a triangle on a piece of paper whose angles don't add up to 180.

how the fuck did that happen? the preprocessor.

why the fuck was code from last century ending up compiled in? who else but!! the fucking preprocessor. some shit like:

#ifndef TCP_SUPPORT <some crap related to UDP heartbeats> #endif ... #ifndef NO_UDP_ONLY <some TCP specific crap> #endif

the header responsible for defining these macros wasn't included, so the answer to BOTH of these "if not defined" blocks is true! because they were never defined!! do you see?

you don't have to trust my worldview on this. have you ever tried to compile some code that uses autoconf/automake as a build system? do you know what every single person i've spoken to refers to these as? autohell, for automatic hell. autohell lives and dies on cpp macros, and you can see firsthand how well that works. almost all my C code has the following compile process:

"$ make". done. Makefile length: 20 lines.

the worst i've ever deviated was having a configure script (probably 40 lines) that had to be rune before make. what about autohell? jesus, these days most autohell-cursed code does all their shit in a huge meta-wrapper bash script (autogen.sh), but short of that, if you decode the forty fucking page INSTALL doc, you end up with:

$ automake (fails, some shit like "AUTOMAKE_1.13 or higher is required) $ autoconf (fails, some shit like "AUTOMCONF_1.12 or lower is required) $ aclocal (fails, ???) $ libtoolize (doesn't fail, but screws up the tree in a way that not even a `make clean` fixes $ ???????? (pull hair out, google) $ autoreconf -i (the magic word) $ ./configure (takes eighty minutes and generates GBs of intermediaries) $ make (runs in 2 seconds)

in conclusion: roflcopter

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[merymoonbeam]

Truth

just a compilation of quotes and some information. (Hofas spoilers but I cant add read more so just ignore the post if you want idk)

Mor quote from Acomaf:

She lifted the orb from its velvet nest. It was no larger than a ripe apple, and fit within her cupped palms as if her entire body, her entire being, had been molded for it. “Truth is deadly. Truth is freedom. Truth can break and mend and bind. The Veritas holds in it the truth of the world. I am the Morrigan,” she said, her eyes not wholly of this earth. The hair on my arms rose. “You know I speak truth.”

Acomaf Book Of Breathings

Unmade and Made; Made and Unmade—that is the cycle. Like calls to like.

Acomaf Book Of Breathings Prophecy

Life and death and rebirth

Sun and moon and dark

Rot and bloom and bones

Hello, sweet thing. Hello, lady of night, princess of decay. Hello, fanged beast and trembling fawn. Love me, touch me, sing me.

Acowar Elriel TT scene:

Elain looked up at Azriel, their eyes meeting, his hand still lingering on the hilt of the blade. I saw the painting in my mind: the lovely fawn, blooming spring vibrant behind her.Standing before Death, shadows and terrors lurking over his shoulder. Light and dark, the space between their bodies a blend of the two. The only bridge of connection … that knife.(acowar)

Crescent City2 TT and Gwydion:

The male drew it, and Bryce flinched. Flinched, but—“What the fuck?” The knife could have been the twin of the Starsword: black hilted and bladed. It was its twin. The Starsword began to hum within its sheath, glittering white light leaking from where leather met the dark hilt. The dagger—.The male dropped the dagger to the plush carpet. All of them retreated as it flared with dark light, as if in answer. Alpha and Omega. “Gwydion,” the dark-haired female whispered, indicating the Starsword.(hosab)

Alpha and Omega meaning:

Alpha (Α) and omega (Ω) are the first and last letters, respectively, of the classical (Ionic) Greek alphabet. Thus, the phrase “I am the alpha and the omega” is further clarified with the additional phrase, “the beginning and the end” in Revelation 21:6, 22:13. The first and last letters of the Greek alphabet were used because the book of Revelation is in the New Testament, which was originally written in Greek.This phrase is interpreted by many Christians to mean that Jesus has existed for all eternity or that God is eternal. 

In Hebrew, the word emet (אמת, meaning “truth”), is referred to as the “Seal of God.”[8][9][10] [Cf. Isaiah 44:6[11]] The word is composed of the first, middle, and last letters of the Hebrew alphabet. The midrash explains that emet is made up of the first, middle, and last letters of the Hebrew alphabet (aleph, mem, and tav: אמת). Sheqer (שקר, falsehood), on the other hand, is made up of the 19th, 20th, and 21st (and penultimate) letters. Thus, truth is all-encompassing, while falsehood is narrow and deceiving.

Hofas Gwydion and Truth-Teller information

“The Starsword is Made, as you called it.” He waved an idle hand, sparks at his fingertips. “The knife can Unmake things. Made and Unmade. Matter and antimatter. With the right influx of power—a command from the one destined to wield them—they can be merged. And they can create a place where no life, no light exists. A place that is nothing. Nowhere.”

Hofas Gwydion and TT singing

Because the sword and dagger weren’t merely tugging now. They were singing, and all she had to do was reach out for them—

[8th-melody]

Agent 8-themed names and pronouns

Names

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Names related to the number 8

⬦ Eight

⬦ Octave

⬦ October

⬦ Ocke

Names that sound like 8

⬦ Eloise

⬦ Elle

⬦ Kate

Names related to infinity and eternity

⬦ Infinity

⬦ Fifi

⬦ Marise

⬦ Eimy

⬦ Elorie

⬦ Eyana

Names related to the plot of Octo Expansion

⬦ Runaway

⬦ Calimari

⬦ Cant

⬦ Sani

⬦ Promise

⬦ Mem

⬦ Memory

⬦ Memcake

⬦ Byte

⬦ Inkopolis

Names related to the plot of Side Order

⬦ Order

⬦ Spectrum

⬦ Palette

⬦ Chip

⬦ Disc

⬦ Spire

⬦ Tower

⬦ Gray

⬦ Hack

⬦ Ebb

⬦ Flow

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Pronouns

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Classic-sounding pronouns

⬦ oct/octs

⬦ oc/octs

⬦ xe/xyr

⬦ oe/oer

⬦ ei/eirs

⬦ te/ten

⬦ mem/mems

⬦ ling/lings

⬦ fi/fini

⬦ e/eis

⬦ or/order

⬦ pal/palette

Nounself pronouns

⬦ eight/eights

⬦ 8/8s

⬦ ink/inks

⬦ byte/bytes

⬦ cant/cants

⬦ splat/splats

⬦ sun/suns

⬦ chip/chips

⬦ ebb/ebbs

⬦ flow/flows

⬦ hack/hacks

⬦ gray/grays

⬦ spire/spires

Emojiself pronouns

⬦ 🎱self

⬦ 🖌️self

⬦ 🎨self

⬦ 🐙self

⬦ ♾️self

⬦ ✒️self

⬦ 🦪self

⬦ 🎆self

⬦ 🎹self

⬦ 📻self

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[girlserpent]

cyan, sapphire, classic, baby for cuddles and whatever else, pigeon, teal, ocean walks and hikes good, sky I have missed sea serpent posting, indigo, aquamarine I'm told I give good hugs after all, berry, cobalt, azure, prussian, electric, stone

using akko for you, mems... thanks :3

makes sense that you would be one to give good hugs :3 and sorry for the sparse sea serpent posting :o

(also you girls who have heard my voice and live an ocean away can't all be telling me my German accent is a charm point >////<)

hope we can watch more anime after Izetta too!^^

[oofouchstovehot]

Alright, here it is.

The original chapters one and two of Blood and Bones, aka, The Dracula AU

this has been annotated purely for my own amusement, enjoyment, and to help me visualise the changes I want to make..... and posted for the enjoyment of the few people who wanted to see it.

BEWARE: These follow along with the original's Letter/Journal format, so First Person Galore!

Crucifix! It's mentioned briefly but it is there.

British people.

IT'S SO OLD.....

(Geno's Notes) [Author's Notes)

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May 12, 1897

Dear Fresh, You will have to forgive me for not writing sooner, I have been terribly distracted. Count Renrik has had many questions to ask and stories to tell, nevermind I had been enraptured by the journey i've taken and now the location I've found myself in. The landscape is truly beautiful, but I will not ramble, there is too much to describe in this letter.

I wish only to let you know that I have been well, besides a small hiccup with my illness, which has caused me to continue in coughing up blood. Do not worry, the Count has been very understanding and incredibly hospitable since the moment I arrived. Dare I say, we've drawn horribly close. He requires extra assistance and advice, I'm afraid I may stay longer than expected.

Please check with Red and Edge that this won't be an issue. I will write again when my work is nearly finished.

Also, please do not forget to tell our brother I am alright. Knowing how he got when I first revealed I'd be traveling away, he must be completely besides himself now.

Love, Geno.

[Spoiler alert, that was not Geno and there was no love]

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I would like to apologize to Mr Stoker for what I have made.

May 3rd, Geno's Journal.

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I feel like I was only saying goodbye a few minutes ago and already I'm nearing the end of my journey.

For context, [UUUUUUUUUGH] I have left on a business trip to assist one Count Renrik in purchasing property in Ebott. Tomorrow is my final train ride. Afterwards, I'll make the last stretch to the castle by carriage. Then the castle for a month, give or take a few days, then back home.

I can't help but regret letting Fresh give me his hat, I know he's so attached to it and, all in all, it hasn't helped much in hiding my bandages, or at adjusting me to the crowds.

The people at home has long gotten used to seeing me in the street, I'd almost forgotten how uncomfortable it is to be stared at. [Geno actually lives in a city, where he would definitely be getting stared at all day everyday. please pay no mind to his apparent selective blindness]

I'm hoping a smaller crowd in closer quarters will have a little more respect than on the trains and in the hotels, but this is still far off yet...

My mind is stuck to my work... I still can't believe I've managed to land such a big job so early in my career as a solicitor. I find it likely I'll mess up, say the wrong thing- or offend Renrik somehow.

And on the topic of the Count... I'm hoping for him having a strong stomach, I can't imagine a whole month with my head wrapped up like this,

[Again, realistically Geno would have his head covered very often and would be used to it. Also, I really want to replace the bandages Ioriginally went with with something a bit more practical and comfortable. Not quite a classic eyepatch, his socket's too destroyed, but something similar]

[plus, I think a scene where Reaper encourages him to take it off and be comfortable could be cute]

And I'm so far from home, if anything happened-... Ah, I've been so worried about my brothers having anxiety, I never considered I might end up antsy myself.

On present news, I'm seeing about getting my hands on the recipe for what I'm eating right now-I'm writing this over dinner- for Fresh. It's honestly not my favorite, but Fresh has been developing a taste for spice. I think he'll like it.

Mem- Paprika Hendl

[BRITSH🫵🫵🫵🫵NO SPICE TOLERANCE🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵]

Also, I've just had a letter delivered from the Count, detailing the hotel I'll be staying in after the train ride tomorrow. "The Golden Crone." A little place in the middle of nowhere, to rest on my way to a big place in the middle of nowhere.

It would be wise to retire now, I'll see if I can't get the recipe before I leave in the morning.

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Imagine how cute a scene of him writing in his journal, eating his weakass paprika chicken, noting the little things in his head like Reaper's handwriting instead of just a journal entry

May 5th

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Our ride into the countryside has been nothing if not scenic... and a little anxious. As of now I'm writing in the carriage. My destination is the Burgo Pass, wherein I'll transfer to another carriage closer to the castle. The rest of the passengers are going to Bukovina. It just turned evening, and if we stay on schedule I won't be near the castle til dark.

[I will bullshit some new location names later. I don't like putting my little au guys in real tangible places]

Note: Lots of skeletons, fire sprites, and furryfolk up here. The kind who can stand the cold. It makes me glad that I don't have any skin to feel the wind; if it's intense enough to affect the population.

While I'm here writing, and nothing of note takes place, I'll detail my stay at the Golden Crone. I'd forgotten to write before bed. (A testament to my personal distraction or the events of the night?)

Mind my conciseness. This is a recollection and I'd hate to affect the accuracy of my entry due to misremembered small details.

[wouldn't a flashback pace so well here?]

I arrived in the late afternoon and was welcomed in by the owner, a sweet older goat monster. She insisted I should stay a few days longer-because today (the day I write this) is Saint George's day and "all the evil in the world' is more powerful tonight- but of course, I had to refuse.

[I'll also be bullshitting a new holiday]

Mem- Revisit the Golden Crone on my way back to let Ms. Toriel know I'm alright.

Showing up late is the worst impression I could give to such an important client. But I was touched(?) by her concern and accepted a crucifix on a chain.

I was raised to find such things -if you will- idolatrous, but her pure worry, apparent good intentions- moved me. Her insistence that I take it "For my mother's sake," was the final nail. I've decided to keep it tucked under my shirt for now.

[Now I'm not an expert on the 1800's, but I'm realising now that is it a little weird that Johnathan found crucifixes kinda weird? Or maybe I got that from an online outline and it was kinda scuffed. Idk was strange to me. Will look into it]

Admittedly, it hasn't been that bad. When I put it on in the morning it was cold, and felt nice against my scar. Maybe I'll give it to Fresh? [SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG]

But that is in months to come. Now it is the fifth, and the driver of our carriage seems- rushed. Anxious. My fellow passengers as well. They hurriedly talk to him in tongue I barely understand and he responds by pushing his horses onward.

Though he tries, they cannot gallop up some of the hills we're going over. No, they have to walk, and I've been half tempted to hop out and walk ahead of them. It would certainly make writing smoother...

Actually, I think I will ask.

He said no. "Too many wolves." Not safe to walk. But I guess it didn’t matter. It shouldn "t be too long n0w and the road ahead seems decently flat, if not a lit tle bumpy. From now on we'll be going incredibly fast•

Too ff ast to write. I will finish today's entry l ater. My handwriting,s becoming ille gl ble and I'd lik

e to pick up the con v sation.

[I can't remember what language they're supposedly speaking, but Geno does, ofc, know it. Just not that well, he has to pay close attention to understand properly]

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May 5th

Burgo Pass, Transylvania[Again, gonna bullshit some new names]

[So fun how the third person scene is the one I'm least proud of]

"Near two hours early."

Everyone deflated in audible relief. Besides Geno, who was slightly confused, and the driver, who remained on high alert, eyes constantly in movement on the surrounding trees.

Geno himself found his eyes drawn to the gaping hole in the thicket they stopped beside. A break in the road. And off in the distance he could now see -thanks to the small gap in the canopy- the top of a tower, way off in the distance, backdropped by the pink and purple hues of twilight.

"You're not expected for a while now," The driver addressed Geno without facing him.

"It will be a shame when they come all the way out here to find nobody around."

"Oh?"

"We have to move on."

[HOLY SHIT RE-READING THIS IM REALIZING- WAY BACK THEN I WONDERED WHY THE DIALOGUE FELT SO WEIRD THERE ARE NO DIALOGUE TAGS. IT NEEDS SOME TAGS. NOT A SINGLE HE SAID IN THIS BITCH]

"Ah," Geno shuffled in his place, admittedly off-put by the coming darkness, "I had supposed you would wait... but, you do have a destination to reach," He secured his bag and rose to make his leave, "Safe travels."

"Wha- wait-" The driver turned, confused to find him standing, "where are you going?"

"Well, shouldn't I get off to wait?"

Everyone made their protest known immediately.

"No, no, absolutely not." The bunny beside Geno urged him back to his seat, "But-" "Too many wolves out, too dark, and you are not expected-"

"-Don't you fear animals? Or thieves that could be on these roads?" Begrudgingly, Geno let himself be resettled in the car and heard the point of the driver, but still, "I have first impressions to make and, as you said, it will be a shame when they come here and find I have not shown-"

"-If he has any sense your host will understand," the driver insisted, "You will come with us to Bukovina and spend a night. Or two. Preferably two- and then you can return and explain your reasoni-"

[making another note to say that, if you've been forced to skim over some of this text... Don't worry. Me too]

He was interrupted by the clicking of hooves in the distance.

Looking down the break in the road, from around the bend, came a cart. There were no passengers but the single driver, who wore dark, heavy clothes... it was almost as though he had dressed to match his stallions, which were of equal dark and intimidating stature.

Beside him, a bunny crossed herself.

"Am fost cât de repede am putut, cum a ajuns aici?"

As the cart came upon them and stopped at their side, two passengers exchanged quick whispers in tongue he couldn't understand.

"Morții călătoresc repede..."

[again, can't remember what language this is, but it should say "How did it get here so quickly?""The dead travel fast" kind of a cheap/weird move but i've always like google translating something from fics only to get hit with the Plot Relevance beam, like i've uncovered some great secret, so it might stay.... though I'm also noticing that Geno is supposed to know this language, yet he has no clue what this means?]

"Friends," Even now as they left the cart and approached theirs, the strange driver's heavy clothing prevented any sincere guesses on his identity, and his voice gave no clues, besides being masculine. "You're very early."

"Y-yes, yes," Was forced out by their driver and nearly lost in the breeze, "This, t-this is not an issue, correct?"

[Does Unnamed Driver seem weird here? i kinda think so but tbh, if you were literally watching death walk up to your car to knock on your windows and take your uber passenger, wouldn't you be a little freaked out too?]

"Not at all," As Geno rose for a second time to leave, for good this time, his arm was caught by the bunny woman.

Geno turned around for just a moment, long enough to make eye contact. Her mouth twitched, an aborted motion to open, a half-minded effort to say something.

She let him go, he turned around, and was immediately met with the heavily bundled stranger's hand around his, which helped him step out.

"Safe travels."

The heavy hand on his back distracted him as, with a screech of metal and the click of hooves, his temporary companions moved on.

They left with the sun, and Geno settled into the comparably run down cart as the new driver lit his lantern.

_________The Journal again, which I despise

-This new drivers features were hidden behind his clothes, and I'm too opposed to staring for a proper guess. I suppose I'll never know for sure. All I know is that they were likely male, his voice was low and... wispy? (I'm not one for romantic descriptions so I'm afraid any misuse will go un-corrected.) And he didn't have any noticeable eye-lights glowing beneath his hat.

Probably human. His horses were particularly jumpy, and it would definitely be harder for someone magically charged to handle such anxious creatures.

He offered me a blanket and pointed out some whiskey under the seat, otherwise, they nary spoke a word until we arrived. He helped me out again, told me to wait, and disappeared.

_____________________Third person and again, idk how i hate it more

Emerging from an open door dressed in nice, dark clothes, a skeleton. He had blank sockets that were slightly off putting against his friendly smile, but Geno, of course, was not one to judge a person for their sockets.

"You must be the solicitor! Queen, correct?"

"Correct, and you're..."

"-Renrik, yes. It's wonderful to meet you," He stopped to kiss his hand.

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He must be the nicest stranger I've ever met.

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END MY SUFFERING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why did i do this

[santoschristos]

“The Lurianic Tree of Life” - based on the Sefer Yetzirah (“Book of Formation”), one of the earliest texts of Jewish mysticism (2nd century BCE to 2nd century CE).

Compared to the version of the Tree which appears in many Western esoteric texts, there is only one path between Malkuth (Earth) and Yesod (Moon). There are also diagonal paths between Binah and Chesed and Chokmah and Geburah, which do not appear in the Western Tree.

This also means that the assignment of the 22 letters of the Hebrew alphabet to the 22 paths differs between the two versions.

The three Mother letters (Shin/Fire, Aleph/Air and Mem/Water) are assigned to the horizontal paths, which allow movement between the different pillars of the Tree.

The seven Double letters (attributed to the seven classical planets) are assigned to the vertical paths.

The twelve Single letters (attributed to the twelve signs of the Zodiac) are assigned to the diagonal paths.

Image source: “The Complete Magician’s Tables” by Stephen Skinner (2006)