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Day 21 of dhmis oddtober: Shredded!!
(@persy-r-bozo)
#They shredded him with his own personal shredder#This is probably one of my favorites it looks sick af#I love how it turned out#Clap for me everyone!!!#:3#dhmis#dhmis duck#don’t hug me i’m scared#Coffinz brain artz!!!#dhmis oddtober#tw gore#art#traditional art
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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Act II ~ The Challenge
A tapestry for chapter 2 of Let No One Sleep by @azalawa-scroggs on ao3
#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#nmbb#happy fantasy au day of narumitsu week!!#this part of the story is especially fun for all the riddles#it reminded me a lot of the games and i adored it so i definitely wanted to reflect that in the work!#shoutout to their dynamic being guys who fight who should also kiss#ace attorney#maya and von karma are there if you can spot them at the top haha#fan art#aa#rendevok#this is the second in the series so be sure to stick around for the final tapestry and chapter :^)))))#i love edgeworths outfit in this bc he looks like he’s ddripping (he is (in gold)) [insert joke about his drip]#also wanted this one to be most like his canon capcom cafe look!#im stupid proud of the riddle borders everyone please clap i worked SO HARD ON THOSE#anyway narumitsu please makeout pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepLAEASEEE#no id (yet)
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What a time to be alive!
#EVERYONE CLAP FOR ME#I JUST PASSED AN IMPORTANT EXAM THINGY!!!#Omw to being a registered actuary babyyyyy B)#In celebration I'm posting one of my fave recent acquisitions!!!#My sticker collection is obviously impressive but if you didn't know#My watch collection isn't anything to sneeze at either!#All that to say. Watch stickers are exactly my cup of tea xD#stickers#sticker collection#cute#Fun#Watches#Mods#vintage stickers#bunny's favorites#Sparkly#Sandylion brand#Miscellaneous
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Brook trout - Origami, one sheet of paper
#mine#origami#trout#fish#original model is by Fukuroi Kazuki#you can find the diagram in the origami tanteidan 26th edition book#which is on z-library bc z-lib is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#cheer and clap everyone#i wouldn't necessarily rec folding this one bc the head is entirely asymetrical - the mouth is only visible on one side#but you know fun trout model and the tanteidan diagrams are always so well done so do you what you'd like#don't do like me and use wenzhou paper that you've made go through the ringer though lol#it'd benefit from smth a bit more solid and there's nothing complex enough to necessitate a paper than thin#had a lot of fun with the colors though i think that green is delightful
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eepy
#me rn#just finished a commission everyone clap#anyways have little warmup mikey from today#tmnt#tmnt 2012#tmnt mikey#tmnt michelangelo#my art
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Mini comic largely based on a little fic I read that made my brain explode
#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#Annabeth chase#thalia grace#pjo annabeth#annabeth pjo#thalia pjo#pjo thalia#percy jackson fanart#pjo comic#Percy Jackson#cam eats crayons#tw sh implied#tw s/h#the part in the fic is so short but it hits me so hard#I spent all day on this everyone clap
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recently had a dream lothric was my roommate and i was destroying him in chess and since it fits my hcs for him i had to draw it
#and everyone clapped#(but the dream really happened i swear)#(otherwise it's too random of a topic to draw ok ok)#also dont reference me for the asl uno because it happened with french people when i was 8 or 9#anyways#ds3#dark souls 3#lothric#lorian#twin princes#also if you know the correct way to sign uno in asl or lsf like tell me please im genuinely curious
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reo is not above asking for kisses. in fact, he begs for them.
it’s a little embarrassing when you’re out in public, really. the way he tugs at your sleeve, whining because you haven’t kissed him in forever (you kissed him before you left your apartment.)
embarrassingly enough, it’s also why you find yourself hidden away in an alley more often than not with reo pressing a flurry of kisses on your lips.
“reo-” you turn your head to the side, trying to catch your breath. he only hums in response before tilting your head back to keep kissing you.
(you’re starting to think you’re going to pass out from the lack of air.)
“reo!” you hiss, tilting your head up, his lips landing on your chin before he huffs, his hand coming up again to gently push you head down so you’re facing him again.
“jus’ one more.” he mumbles, pressing his lips to yours again with a satisfied hum. (he’s said that for the past fifteen minutes.)
(you think he’s becoming spoiled.)
you pull away, turning your head to the side, biting back a smile when he whines as you place your hand over his lips. a soft, slightly annoyed huff leaves your lips when he presses a kiss to the palm of your hand.
"reo." you sigh, looking at him with a frown. "we're gonna be late."
he frowns back at you.
"nagi's gonna be even more late than us!" his voice comes out muffled due to your hand. you hum in confusion before he slowly grabs your wrist and lowers your hand, repeating his words with a pout.
you sigh, slightly shaking your head, "even if he is, i don't wanna make him wait too long for us."
reo groans, resting his forehead on your shoulder. you absentmindedly lift your hand to pat his head in slight comfort.
"do we really have to go now?" he pouts, lifting his head from your shoulder to look at you.
he whines when you nod. he sniffles, "nagi's probably not even there yet!"
"doesn't matter," you hum, smiling when he huffs and crosses his arms, turning away from you with a frown as he grumbles under his breath.
you gently turn his head back to yours, a teasing smile on your lips. "i thought you'd be more excited to see your best friend?"
"i am." he pouts, "i just don't see why that means i can't kiss you."
"you can." you blink, "it's just embarrassing when you beg me to kiss you in the middle of the street."
he lets out a gasp, "no it isn't!
"for you, maybe!" you laugh, poking his nose. "wouldn't you feel embarrassed if i suddenly stopped you in the middle of a busy street, just to ask for a kiss?"
"no!" he huffs, puffing his cheeks out, looking slightly offended at the accusation, "i'd feel flattered."
you roll your eyes, "yeah, right."
he huffs again after a beat of silence, pouting before he steps back and sighs, "fine. let's get going, then."
"wait," you hum, a mischievous smile on your lips as you grab his shirt and pull him close to you again. "aren't you forgetting something?"
you laugh when his face lights up, his hands cupping your cheeks as he leans in, whispering, "one for the road."
(it was not, in fact, one kiss. he started pressing a flurry of kisses on your lips again.
he's too spoiled, you conclude. still, you can't find it in yourself to stop indulging him.)
(though, you're both embarrassed by the time nagi's spamming your phones with calls, asking why neither of you have arrived at the café yet.)
#finally non sae content everyone clap#I LOVE REO SM HES MY LIL POOKIE#*detailed paragraph abt how much i love him and how my love is so big it brings me to tears*#take this as my apology for not writing but also bc im gonna get totk tomorrow and that means im gonna be busy skrunklies hyrule needs me#bllk x reader#reo x reader#blue lock x reader#bllk x you#blue lock x you#bllk fluff#bllk scenarios#blue lock fluff#reo mikage x reader#bllk reo#mikage reo#reo mikage#blue lock reo#reo fluff#reo x y/n#mikage reo x reader#mikage reo x you#reo x you
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[419] colby - modest, good perseverance
i actually finished his alt casual outfit...like a month after sv came out LOL...i like jumping around my oc stories wheeeee
#pokemon gijinka#floatzel#everyone clap for me im finally getting my violet designs done!!!#usually when there's a new gen i try to keep my team with only new pkmn#but i grew attached to him...
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A remake of my very first post! (Wallace is getting his ass beat again smh. At least we know who's likely responsible now! Lionel did always say he'd beat Wallace's ass if he saw him again-)
Not much has changed, really. Well, aside from the fact I can draw people better. Which, on a side; OW! My right hand. Never be a mouse artist! This shit hurts.
Oh yeah! Before I forget; yes I will be U-turning back to Threaded sight. I finally feel comfortable enough to do that. Although, I am restarting because by the heavens - I was terrified to do dynamic shots and was rushing myself and it shows. HAH! Anyways, I'll be seeing you crazy cats later.
As always; @lizaisdrawing owns Wallace and the AU he's in.
#welcome home#clownillustrations#digital art#wally darling#fanart#puppeteer wally#human wally darling#whp au#I remembered the random hair strands! Everyone clap for me!#Don't look at that old drawing btw. I was NOT cooking with that one.
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summary: short, soft moments with your lover, featuring tighnari and neuvillette (separately) in that order.
word count: ~1k composite
-> warnings: big mention of bugs in tighnari's ! none shown but theyre discussed, as are bug bites. none for neuvi.
-> gn reader (you/yours)
taglist: @samarill || @thenyxsky || @valeriele3 || @shizunxie || @boba-is-a-soup || @yuus3n || @esthelily || @turningfrogsgay || @cupandtea24 || @genshin-impacts-me || @chaoticfivesworld || @raaawwwr || @ryuryuryuyurboat || @undrxtxd || @rainswept || @wanderersqt || @rozz-eokkk
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bug bites were common among forest rangers. a special bug repellent was included in every pack, a black bottle with plain instructions. tighnari put effort into making it easy to apply and easier to understand, constantly finding new ways to promote its usage. if gone untreated, even small beestings can become serious. add onto it the fact that he was the one that inevitably had to treat them, and he had every motivation to ensure it was used. he made sure that spares were easily accessible, included demonstrations in training, and emphasized the importance of proper application before every patrol.
so why in teyvat did you keep getting bit?
every time, without fail, you returned from patrol scratching your wrist or ankle or wherever you inevitably got bit. and every time, he had to be the one to drag you to the medical hut. at least if you acknowledged the severity of the situation and brought your injuries to him on your own, that’d be understandable. he understood that the feeling of lotion wan’t bearable for everyone—he was in the process of transforming it into a mist to make it even easier—and he’d be happy to find ways to keep you inside if that was the case. there was no shortage of small chores to be done, and with collei now in full recovery, you could easily take her place.
but no. of course not. that would be too easy. his partner happened to be the most stubborn ranger on the squad, with the worst affinity for bugs he’d ever seen.
“how does this always happen to you?”
you shrug, pulling his mint plant off the shelf and beginning to tear off a few leaves. part of him is proud you at least know the proper treatment, though it’s quickly overshadowed by the angry swelling on your hand. he takes the leaves and nudges you toward the chair, searching his drawers for the rest of the poultice.
“how long ago did you get bit?”
“maybe half an hour.”
“half an-” he twisted open the tin with too much force, sighing. “and you didn’t come back immediately why?”
he can hear the smile in your voice. “it wasn’t that serious.”
“…what color was it?”
“yellow.”
“really?”
“and striped. probably a wasp.”
he didn’t know how you had the energy to be sassy, tearing the leaves into shreds and mixing it into the tin. your eyes were red with tears and you hissed when he spread the medicine over your wrist, clearly in pain. the area around your bite was hot to the touch, and he could feel his ears pull back in worry.
“why do you insist on going on patrol?” why do you insist on getting hurt?
“it’s not a big deal.” i don’t care about my pain.
“it is.” i do.
he wiped off his hands and grabbed a roll of bandages, wrapping your hand. your fingers flinched whenever he pulled it too tight. how could you insist on putting yourself at risk like this?
he taped down the end, holding your hand in his. “if it gets too itchy, come back to me, okay?” will you let me care for you?
“of course i will.” i’ll try.
he brought your hand to his, pressing a kiss to your knuckles.
maybe this time, you’d mean it.
rain was common in fontaine. gutters lined every road and fountains sprayed wherever there was enough room to put one. carved bricks channeled water out of the plazas, every inch of the city designed with rainfall in mind. steep roofs fell over wide awnings, thick greeting rugs in front of every building. when it rained, it poured, though no puddles lay in the streets. sharp lights cut through the dense fog hanging over ivory walls, lighting up the city even when the clouds blocked out the sun.
but the world did not come to a standstill merely because the weather asked it to. boots were sold covered in waterproof wax, many-layered skirts designed to flick off water in a single twirl. fashion was as beautiful as it was untouchable, the very idea of something being vulnerable to waterlog appalling and confusing. who would create such a thing? who would wear it without an umbrella? and, entirely separate from that: who would ever consider leaving the house without an umbrella?
umbrellas were as vital to fashion as they were to the ever-changing weather. they came in every color and shape, made to match every conceivable outfit one could wear. and if, by some miracle, you couldn’t find one that did, there were a plethora of boutiques offering custom embroidery. the steambird was eager to comment on the shifting designs across officials’ umbrellas, trends flowing in and out of their fashion column like the tide. everyone who worked in the court that had stepped outside on a rainy day—which was about as common as the sun rising—had their appearance meticulously documented; unless they refused being in the paper, of course, in which case other less-reputable sources picked up the story instead.
all were reported on, making the front page if not the headline. all, but one.
the iudex did not carry an umbrella. he also declined to entertain any questions as to why, merely stating that simple fact and moving on with his day. his hair clung to his face, even his suit darker with water. he walked down the less crowded roads so he wouldn’t bump into anybody, seeming entirely unbothered by the rain. sometimes he’d turn a palm toward the sky, as if checking that it was still there, and then continue on his way.
you always hated this habit of his. no matter how many times he insisted that he wouldn’t get sick, it was always worrying to open your door and find your lover soaked from head to toe. no water slips from him to your floors, not even from the soles of his boots, the click of his heels and your worried tone the only sound in the house. it was already late as it was, and there was no point to fuss about details at this hour.
“what happened?”
he shed his coat, suspended droplets hovering in the air around him. “the marechaussee phantom were called to mount automnequi; a melusine was badly injured by a rogue mek, and a fisherman had to pull her from the sea. i paid her a visit after work.”
that would explain things. he lets you wipe off his face, careful not to smudge the eyeliner that never seems to fade. already, the rain was beginning to let up, lightening from a downpour. rain in fontaine was as fickle as it was frequent…
“is she alright?”
“of course. the gardiennage provides excellent doctors.”
“then there’s no need to worry.” cupping his now-dry face in your hands, you pressed a quick kiss to his lips. “she’ll be back in her feet in no time.”
the slightest of smiles crossed his face, his hands keeping yours on him. outside, the skies were clearing, pale blue quickly streaming through the clouds.
perhaps umbrellas would fall out of fashion soon, if rains could cease before they truly had the chance to begin.
#genshin#genshin impact#genshin x reader#gender neutral reader#neuvillette#neuvillette x reader#neuvilette genshin#tighnari#tighnari x reader#genshin x you#genshin x gender neutral reader#genshin x y/n#x reader#reader insert#genshin impact x reader#whats up chat#ignore that i lied last time#i have started university everyone clap and cheer [crickets] thank you all#guh my ass Is overwhelmed#but we are so fucking back#ive gotten back into the Grind#miss me? say yes or ill cry#slash not serious#also if this taglist doesnt work ill also cry#why does tungle.hell hate me#sighs so loudly#im stalling can you tell#im waiting for it to be the Number so i can post this#beeeeeeeeeeep booooooooop#so; you come here often?
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akechi: joker i hate you and you’re disgusting and i’m going to hurt you and make you suffer
morgana, sensing Something: akechi ,,, it's alright if you're gay and stuff
#akechi goro#persona 5 spoilers#persona 5#p5#shuake#akeshu#and then all the phantom thieves link hands and go “thats right akechi. we're ALL queer”#and then everyone claps#please excuse the poor image quality … it doesn’t let me take screenshots on the ps4 so i’m confined to snapping a picture with my phone….#im a documentarian of sorts
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Ray talking about Gerard's vision for My Chemical Romance
#i'm like the loser boyfriend of the mcr gif world everyone cheer and clap for me#although seriously i've got like.. three white whale gif projects that have consistently kicked my ass and this interview is one of them#hopefully more coming from this interview later. and then? who knows#ray toro#gerard way#the others are there but it's not about them#my chemical romance#mcr#my gifs#my chem#he's really in tune with what the world needs to hear at that moment get fucked#sorry
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The sixty billion double-dollar man.
#trigun#trigun fanart#trigun 98#vash the stampede#anime#art#illustration#highlight reel#yet another sopping wet cringefail little man has captivated me. woe#this image is so beautiful but i had to crunch it so hard in the current climate of the internet :(#art prints of this will be available on my you know what sometime today hopefully#im insane this came out so good. everyone clap right now
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HAPPY FEAST DAY OF ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI!!! be weird, queer, and kind to animals today (and every day) ❤️
#what’s that post#oh yeah#here comes the most specialest boy ever if you dont cheer and clap for him ill fucking blow this whole building up#^me with st francis except he’s already like one of the most beloved saints#so everyone is already cheering and clapping#tag: francis’ silly little prayers
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