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Lexi!
I was thinking about your newest Pedro x reader fic and wanted to ask...how did they meet? Was she in the Hollywood world at all, set up by a mutual friend, or some kind of happy coincidence?
You definitely don't have to answer/know the answer if you don't want to! Sending you all the love and magic your way 😘
OMFGGGG CIA! I love this so much! Sorry it took so long to answer this ughhhhhh. My job is to blame lmaooo. Thank you SOOO much for this amazing question!
for those of you who are wondering, Cia is referencing this fic of mine.
Funny you should ask, she started off as a makeup artist in Hollywood! Not to P, but actually to many others in the business. This was in his early stages of fame, and they were kinda-sorta friends, but not really; acquaintances, really. Truth be told, at the time she was focusing on finishing business school and doing her job as an MUA, so falling in love and a relationship wasn't on her radar. Pedro, too, was busy auditioning and climbing the ladder, trying to find better roles.
Not to say that they didn't have chemistry. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife, wheww! Just the mere thought of standing next to her made his heart beat faster; the mere thought of meeting his eyes and drowning in them made hers.
There were many intimate-but-not-really moments: they often took the same commute to work, they would go out for walks together, have some dessert at night when she was really craving it. Which is when it happened: their first kiss. He tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, his breath heavy on her face. She didn't know how to stop it: but is that what she truly wanted? Winding her hands around his neck, she pulled him to her, meshing his lips to hers. At first, he was quite surprised at her alacrity. He then found himself responding, his hands mapping every inch of her body as he kissed her with all the pent up emotions he felt for her. It felt like the both of them were in their own little world, their lips trying to convey a thousand words that their words couldn't.
And that was how it all begun. <3
#pedro pascal#pedro pascal fanfiction#pedro pascal x reader#pedro pascal x fem!reader#pedro pascal x oc#pedro pascal smut#pedro pascal fluff#pedro pascal fanfic#rpf#lexi answers#my moots are amazing#cia <3
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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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average metal gear experience
#for legal reasons this is a joke @ the kgb and the CIA dont snipe me :3#metal gear#metal gear solid#metal gear solid 3#metal gear solid 3 snake eater#mgs3#mgs3 snake eater#snake eater#metal gear series#metal gear fanart#mgs#konami#artists on tumblr#sketch#doodle#art#mikart
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the look of a man who has never done anything wrong in his life
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BURN THEM ALL TO THE GROUND 🤔
#pay attention#educate yourselves#educate yourself#reeducate yourselves#knowledge is power#reeducate yourself#think about it#think for yourselves#think for yourself#do your homework#do some research#do research#do your own research#ask yourself questions#question everything#jfk#3 letter agencies#cia#government corruption#evil lives here#crimes against humanity#crimes against children
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au concept that has taken me by storm .. cia soap who is working on the downlow after the events of mwiii :) i have a few comic/drawing ideas for this and i am quite excited. it is my personal canon also btw
#lowkey instigated by seven minutes#people seemed to enjoy the idea of soap being cia so i’ve expanded on it#i do think he’d be quite the menace. especially without any consequences bc you know. legally dead#also a bonding experience for him and ghost lol#call of duty#cod#artists on tumblr#cod mw2#cod fanart#soap cod#john soap mactavish#john “soap” mactavish#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghoap#mwiii#simon ghost riley#simon “ghost” riley#tf 141#task force 141#kate laswell#cod mwiii#modern warfare 3#cod au#call of duty mwiii#mwiii campaign
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look ma the most evil tech company in the world that has made “we’re evil” their company policy to the extent they’ve named themselves after a fantasy villain’s surveillance tools is supporting their clients the only democracy in the middle east <3
#israel#palantir#this is like getting an endorsement from Raytheon or union carbide#war criminal dot inc standing in soldiarity with war criminals the ethnostate#CIA: We love u israel <3#tumblr blue checks meanwhile: if you criticise Israel you’re tankie scum
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Just "hear me out!!!!!" thing from his CIA days
#alex keller#echo 3 1#cia alex#cod#alex keller fanart#call of duty#call of duty fanart#cod fanart#i didn't like this one but 🤷🏼♀️#doodle#digital art#fanart#hear me out meme
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Cameron's gay as hell I would be more into my partner if they did what chase did
This is so real because me too. If my wife killed a dictator I would stand by her forever and be even more madly in love with her. Cameron was just too lost in the comphet to realize she was never attracted to men
#hi babe if you're reading this i love you<3#<- message for the aforementioned wife who could kill a dictator and id adore her even more#ask#anon#lesbian cameron#lesbian allison cameron#allison cameron#for legal reasons if the fbi or cia or nsa is reading my tumblr blog this is a Joke
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She's amazing
#Kate Laswell#call of duty modern warfare 3#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty#After her mission#Watcher#CIA#Watcher-1
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Happy Birthday Mindy ❤️
#3 for 3 on knowing about these secret pregnancies#is the CIA hiring? I’m available#bj novak#Anne#mindy kaling
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“i’d hear him in his room yelling at wilbur and tommy, or whoever, and i felt ok.”
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la lotta contro di lui non finisce mai
#quando moriremo ci ritroveremo lì <3#torno a studiare cia cia cia#bye bye berlusca oggi è festa nazonale#italy
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I was looking through this secret CIA assignation study from the 50's and even in this super secret government assassination document there's this weirdly jarring yet small amount of sexism in the firearms section.
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lol I saw @waroferas cia/guardian of time animatic, got inspired and made my own little silly design
bonus doodles heehee
#legend of zelda#linked universe#funny#silly#lana hyrule warriors#hyrule warriors cia#hyrule warriors lana#WHY do I make hard to draw detailed ass designs???#Cus it’s pretty <3#Tfw when you have such bad gender dysphoria that you break out of your body spilling it in half and being disappointed that you are not inf#start a war and get your egg cracked in the process while also relising you’ve traumatized a bitch and then dying
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...are yall fr citing PUTIN of all people. bitch huh
#vladimir putin#ukraine#russia#cia#tucker carlson#yall please use your critical thinking skills. for like 3 seconds#fuck putin#euromaidan#russo ukrainian war#russian invasion#yall wanna talk abt war crimes??????? bitch lets talk about war crimes#starting with uhhh idk maybe the GENOCIDE OF UKRAINIANS BY RUSSIA
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