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At 2 a.m., a homeless cop was caught collecting bottles !
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Come on founder/king of Athens, aren’t u gonna slay the Bull of Minos or not?
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"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.
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and the universe said i love you because you are love
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Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

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if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally
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feeling sick from laughing at this pre workout brand I saw on google images
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not now kitten. the enormity of daddy's desire is disgusting him
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SUNRISE, PARABELLUM! is now a physical woven tapestry/blanket you can preorder here.
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babe you didn’t like every single thing i posted today are we okay
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