#Christ almighty

[mgu-h]

you're right about the bath commentary @wanderingblindly, like yes please do order lando into the tub!! tell us more about how he sleeps (which makes it sound like you sleep together btw) and how you never thought you'd film him in the bath (which makes it sound like you never thought the wish you already had would come true btw) and emphasize that it looks like a private moment, and then ask about his trousers (which makes it sound like you want him to take them off btw)..... all whilst the camcorder footage is giving amateur porn

[benjinoff13]

miss girl leave some fabric for the rest of the ton

[sonofdeliverance]

[officialhouseguest]

imagine trying to explain what’s happening on big brother rn to someone who doesn’t watch. like…

“ok so they have someone from survivor in the cast with her son but it’s a secret that he’s her son. the son has a girlfriend of supposedly seven years irl. BUT he decides he wants to hook up with another member of the cast. he tells her he only recently started viewing women as people. it works?? they hook up, on camera, on a couch in a common area. he cleans up after himself with bleach wipes that stain the couch. MEANWHILE he has revealed his big secret — that his mother is in the house — to this girl. she does not give a shit. she also thinks he’s talking about A DIFFERENT WOMAN in the cast, not the one from survivor. he goes along with it??? MEANWHILE there is a rumor going around the house that the woman she incorrectly assumed was his mother is DENZEL WASHINGTON’S SISTER. and the fake last name that the son of the survivor contestant gave when they introduced themselves to each other…. is WASHINGTON. so anyway then there’s this girl named Izzy—”

LIKE

[arthursfuckinghat]

Dude I get it I get why Arthur spends so little time at camp like aside from how that man doesn't get a moments peace from anybody who bothers him about chores or money or arguing, when the camp IS actually quiet Dutch turns on his fucking gramophone to play the same THREE SONGS OVER AND OVER

[ratatatastic]

truly happy bobby 400th win and becoming one of the fastest goalies in nhl history to do so^^!!!+

florida panthers @ new york rangers postgame | 10.24.24 (x)

[dipperscavern]

Robb: the armor stays ON during sex

- 🍞🧀

having a quickie w robb in the council meeting tent & the armor stays on as he bends you over the table 🎀 or something idk @useralba

[ezzakennebba]

will you ever draw references for victoria (PLEASE), james, laurent, and the volturi? just wondering

in time i hope to draw all of them ♥️ but for right now here’s victoria!

[messrmoonyy]

Dutch Van Der Linde | Horseshoe Overlook

[arliedraws]

WIP

okay did they have the part in the movie when sirius has been captured and harry sees through the window the moment where sirius must have genuinely thought he was about to lose his soul. because honestly what another missed opportunity from that fuckin film.

[mgu-h]

"what do you two normally get up to"

[genevawrenn]

PHIL'S WINGS

[okitanoniisan]

foul game. obscene game. nauseating game. i loved it. i need to replay it again immediately.

[ethmaron]

hes cooked

[leoremin]

making my way through TMA and my god

I love these podcast men