carsen-daily
carsen-daily
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
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Hallå My name is Carsen and I’m a Scandinavian lass hailing from the land of 10,000 lakes. This is just a place for my thoughts, interests, and current obsessions. Books; baking; old movies; traveling; dragons; dinosaurs/paleontology; photography; musicals; history; art; cats ————————————— + a random variety of fandom stuff
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carsen-daily · 8 hours ago
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carsen-daily · 7 days ago
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in bangkok my mom met a newlywed couple who were on their honeymoon with a third person, their gay best friend that they both like so much they took him along
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carsen-daily · 7 days ago
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carsen-daily · 7 days ago
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fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg
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carsen-daily · 7 days ago
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carsen-daily · 7 days ago
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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
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carsen-daily · 8 days ago
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not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people
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carsen-daily · 8 days ago
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carsen-daily · 8 days ago
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the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"
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carsen-daily · 8 days ago
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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth
fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))
me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!
fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*
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carsen-daily · 9 days ago
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a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy 
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carsen-daily · 9 days ago
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I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)
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carsen-daily · 9 days ago
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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carsen-daily · 9 days ago
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My mutuals are both broke and kinky so I have no choice but to piss on the poor
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carsen-daily · 9 days ago
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carsen-daily · 9 days ago
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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
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carsen-daily · 9 days ago
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I HOPE NO ONE DONE IT YET!!! The moment on the stream, (after Billford dropping) i was laughing so hard
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