#Chris Gross

[ozkar-krapo]

V/A

"The Other #1"

(cassette. The Other Tapes. 1982) [US]

[left-handed-spaghetti]

Chris Noel in

“BUT I’M A CHEERLEADER”

[crimescrimson]

Leon S. Kennedy in Resident Evil 6 (2012)

[yourdadsbasement]

it's too dangerous to go alone! take this (3 wk old wolf pup)

i am very curious about martin's other imaginary friends

kinda like you

the iconic Juice death scene

it's adorable that jimmy took his hat off out of respect for the dead

the amount of times i really relate to zach varmitech is...discomforting

lmao i love that he calls her immediately

donita laying out the straight dope

hacky sacky zachy

excellent chris face

zach is making the classic mistake of conflating long life with eternal youth and beauty, like the Sybil of Delphi

lmfao at Gavin trying to chase off a Zachbot with a broom

i know it's cartoon logic but this man is holding a BOULDER in one arm and a GALAPAGOS TORTOISE in the other, i want him and gourmand to have a wrestling match so bad

ok so storytime, when i was a preteen back in the Paleozoic Era, i worked at the food booth at a 4H fair in rural upstate New York and we were right across the midway from the "Freak Animal" tent, which played the same two promotional tapes one after the other all day long. one of the advertised freaks was "the Fish Girl! is she fish or is she girl???" and to this day my sisters and i say "is she fish or is she girl???" to each other

zach has so many of the best lines, this sounds like it should be the punchline to a "yo mama" joke

oh this look is GOOD, @martincrushcameback we've done goth Zach can we now do grunge Zach?

sure until the expanding sun turns the earth into a molten rock

yeah i was kinda thinking that jellyfish don't have any good powers except letting you live forever as a jellyfish, and that's kinda not worth it. especially since you can still get eaten

chizach canon idc idc

what i say to men before hooking up

zach does not approve of the friendly arm around shoulders

[throatgoat4u]

guys i need to be fucked so bad but i have this huge fear of sex. like tf you mean i gotta get naked for a man. nuh uh bitch, back off. and then they have to put their dick in me?!?! HELL NO!!!!!! not happening. anywho!

toodles sluts :)

[floristmatt]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

TMP 3x12 | TSLOCG 2X4 | NHIE 4x10

[givingchrisheadrn]

This jst pmo 🤦‍♀️

Love Matt but this a big red flag... it's giving future abuser, my dad was one and acted just like this. 😬 let's fix the attitude babe!!

[latelyaliens]

[x-royal-sovereign-x]

Hear me out: Due South/Men with Brooms crossover

[assistant-of-drama]

What if Team Chris were Alenoah Haters?

[your-daily-snl]

Home Repair Show, starring the host of a home repair show (Kenan Thompson) who interviews people about their disastrous attempts at home repair.

Original Air Date: 2022

[litwtc-referrer]

Will’s music bears a striking resemblance to the hazbin hotel soundtrack

LITWTC reference spotted

[slooshee]

Oh… that’s Sunday’s ENG VA doubling down on his support for Chris Niosi

[tedzyrotten]

sid is so funny because he’s weird and unsettling but he draws the line at Gross. like you’re a pussy if you don’t watch this guy shoot himself in the head but also don’t pee on me

[floristmatt]

matt: nick & chris: *freaking out*