#Cheshire Life

[lymphomalass]

"Hollyhocks in Little Budworth" is a pen and watercolour piece.

I finished it last month, having seen this lovely flower against so many doorways in both Abingdon and Keswick!

It depicts a very pretty cottage I saw near the church in this beautiful Cheshire village (near the Oulton Park motor racing circuit) on a walk Steve and I took two years ago.

The scene was idyllic. The weather was great, nothing was happening at the race track, the pub was open and a horse rider had stopped for a drink and a chat with some of her neighbours. St George's flag was flying above the sandstone parish church and someone had taken a great pride in their cottage garden.

This looked to me like the epitome of a Cheshire country cottage, with black metal railings, the sandstone tower behind and the hollyhocks, such an evocative cottage garden flower.

The A4 (29.7cm by 21cm) unframed original is available for £75 including UK postage or, if we live close enough for us to deliver, in a frame it's £95. Please just private message me to arrange your purchase.

Or it's available in a mix of different types and sizes of prints, and printed on all sorts of lovely things (like bags, dresses, tops, scarves, homewares, gift items, etc) at:

Thanks!

Sam aka LymphomaLass xx

[dremiruu]

ok ive seen like five posts here about not finding enough eah chatfics so here we go

eah chatfic masterpost

(these are all the fics i could find on ao3 - if you ever find one thats not on here dm me and ill add it)

• "Grimm is a bitchass motherfucker" by Karmahatesme

• "Be Gay Do Crime" by JooDeeLee

• "Ever After High Text Chain" by YuquisLeftEarlobe

• "These Fairytales are MONSTROUS!" by Emixion | mh/eah crossover

• "Operarion: Apple" by DarlingTheLesbian

• "wonderlanders are absolutely unhinged" by mysolareyesgrowpolarized

• "Kitty Ruins Everything" by DaisyDoo

• "you've reached your destiGAYtion" by curious_chimera (orphan account)

• "It's Not The Chat Fic We Wanted, and We Didn't Need This Shit To Begin With" by Shipping_Sushi

• "HeexTok" by nuclearspiders | mh/eah crossover

• "Monster Ever After" by nuclearspiders | mh/eah crossover

• "gays, homosexuals, gays" by M1NTCHoCoK1tty

• "Chatlog of a Toaster on Fire" by The_Lavender_Creator

• "Ever After Monsters" by urfavtransrat | mh/eah crossover

• "Villainy, in a General Sense" by young_authoress

• "Not really anonymous" by ShyLittle_Frog

• "The 'End the Pining' Project" by MessOfContradictions

• "the words of the prophets are written in gay teenage groupchats" by cherryhibiscus

• "No Hetero" by MangoQueen

• "EVENT PLANNING COMMITTEE" by orphan account

(id tag allthe blogs that asked for this here but i already forgot which ones which so im counting on tags, reblogs, the small size of the fandom and the universe to direct this to them lmao)

heres who i remember has been asking: @smileyfacemojisworld @lionmythflower

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

Yes, of course I have a thing for the rich lady that sets up elaborate games to hunt and eat people for sport. She’s British she’s posh she’s old she’s commanding and she’s morally revolting. How the hell am I supposed not to have a thing for her

[black-salt-cage]

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

[runningwithwolvesss]

[cometblaster2070]

someone tell me if it happens because I genuinely can't remember rn, but in eah has there been an instance where kitty partially disappears? sort of like how the chesire cat does in the disney movie?

because if she can that opens up previously unfound potential for SM pranks she could pull.

i think one she'd pull quite often would inadvertently use lizzie as an accomplice and no doubt cause ashlynn and apple several heart attacks.

i'd imagine she'd find some way to get lizzie to yell "off with your head!" at her in front of crowd of students and when lizzie would say it, she'd make it seem as though lizzie's cut off her head much to the horror of everyone present with the exception of maddie, who is greatly amused and lizzie, who is going to beat kitty's ass with a croquet mallet for this.

[tbcanary]

Lian Harper in Green Arrow Vol. 7 #2 (2023)

[agere-infection-au]

Character reference sheets!

Part 2. 1 healthy, 1 missing

Crisp : Brother... I will find you.

Death : M... my powers? What about them?

Chain : Well, that's interesting one...

Stretch : Good thing anti-void is safe... at least for now.

Possessed : Sans... please, be safe... wherever you are...

Slim : *Growl* I shouldn't have left...

Button : *sniffle* Pappy... where are you..?

MadHat : Why long face, my friend? How about some warm tea instead?

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[idknwhatputhere]

The harpers

[athena-xox]

Okay wait lowkey narration hc is that the unmaking lava has been slowly affecting the narrators which is why the narrators aren’t aware that kitty can talk to them in kittys curious tale, why they say it’s spring in true hearts day and why Brooke acts as if she’s never interacted with kitty and Maddie before.

So the unmaking lava is lowly making them forget

Again I don’t have the books to verify this but I’m pretty sure the lava it’s self just makes everything it’s basic definition but maybe the metaphorical smoke is what makes them forget

[lymphomalass]

This watercolour was inspired by my husband and my walk from Kingsmead along the Weaver into Northwich, soon after the lifting of lockdown restrictions made the racing possible again in 2021.

We thought it's be a quiet walk. I'd still not seen many people since starting shielding from Covid-19 in March 2020. How wrong could we have been! We walked into a vibrant scene, with people crowding the banks to cheer on the rowers in the autumn Head of the River race at Northwich Rowing Club! It was scary but exhilarating, and I just couldn't stop taking photos on my phone!

This painting shows the moment a crew of four approached the club's dock after their race, illuminated by fierce autumn sunlight and surrounded by the fire-like colours of the season's foliage. Enjoy!

Thanks!

Sam aka LymphomaLass xx

[fawnssy]

little character descriptions based off of the lom wonderland au i’m writing!!

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SAM ( SAMUEL ) TYLER: a smart copper who knows what he’s doing.. at least, he thinks he does. his day goes from an utter mess to him being full of complete curiosity when he spots a white rabbit with a pocket watch. soon, sam finds himself in a new place, almost like he’s landed on a different planet full of random creatures, endless tea parties, advice-giving caterpillars and even grinning cats. is it all just in his head or is wonderland really real as the caterpillar says?

THE WHITE RABBIT/GENE HUNT: late, late, late! that’s all gene really worries about. gene is one of those kinds of people when it comes to still having his mind, and his head, intact. sometimes he’ll venture out into the ‘real’ world to do little tasks for the queen, or just things for himself. he might look cute and fuzzy, but he’s more like a brash, loud talker. deep down, though, maybe he’s got more of a softer side to himself.. if anyone can even find it. he’s been noted to change forms at will, going from a small rabbit to something that can only be described as ‘human’, as everyone else ‘upstairs’ likes to call it. it’s strange how no one’s asked why he has rabbit ears and a fluffy tail up there..

THE MAD HATTER/CHRIS SKELTON: just a warning, nothing he says makes any sense. the mad hatter doesn’t go by any other names. other than hatter, hattie, mister hatter.. you get the idea, he likes hats. he enjoys obsessing over tea, which he does a LOT. he sees himself as proper, polite, pleasant. y’know, words that sound nice! he’s also really into musicals, so he’ll probably start singing out of nowhere to give himself a ‘big entrance’ of sorts. to him, up is down and big is small. nothing matters to him except his tea. hatter has never seen what the real world looks like, though others believe he’s at least seen a glimpse of it. some say he used to be one of the ‘normal’ ones before he fell down the hole and decided to stay in wonderland entirely. but— that’s nonsense! he’s been in wonderland his whole life. how could he possibly know what life is like up there? unless, he forgot..

THE CHESHIRE CAT/RAY CARLING: this one is interesting, mysterious even. he was the first one to show up in wonderland. hell, you could even say he made wonderland himself.. if you believe that. unlike the mad hatter, he goes by more than just ‘cheshire’. he allows other people to call him raymond, since he likes longer names. ( shorter ones can be such a bore.. ) he’s as polite as the hatter, but has a nasty bite when you get on his nerves. like gene, ray has two forms. it was difficult for him to choose between the two of them. cat or human? human or cat? one day he decided that he personally prefers things when they’re mixed together, almost in between. he’s been waiting for the day where something different happens in wonderland. it’s been the same, day in and day out. but maybe, due to a certain man in leather, he can help change wonderland entirely. for good.

THE MARCH HARE/ANNIE CARTWRIGHT: other than the cheshire cat, one of the mad hatter’s friends is a hare by name of annie. she’s not exactly as mad as he is, but more like something to keep him from crossing the line between crazy and tame and going overboard towards crazy. she’s soft-spoken and welcoming, especially when sam ends up visiting them during their unbirthday parties. annie prefers her ‘human’ form to her hare form because someday she wishes to see what it’s like in sam’s world. maybe when sam figures it out, he can take her and the rest of them with him. then again, she’s not sure if anyone is ready for ‘crazy’ to bleed in with ‘normal’.

THE CATERPILLAR/NELSON: he’s one of the first wonderland inhabitants sam meets on his way to follow gene. he’s able to help sam grow back to his normal size, and even gives him advice on where to go, who to see, what to do, that sort of stuff. he does play a few pranks on him but nelson means well, he swears! before sam leaves to venture off to who-knows-where, nelson warns him in a much different accent and sam almost feels like he’s talking to someone else. he warns him of a grinning manic, one who’s deemed as dangerous and untrustworthy. maybe the cheshire cat, perhaps?

THE QUEEN OF HEARTS/PHYLLIS DOBBS: the ruler of wonderland might sound nice, but sometimes even she has her breaking points. agressive and sweet, sometimes a mix between the two. sam is pointed in her direction when he gets advice from raymond, but due to the cat’s tricks, sam almost loses his head.. until a trial is called for. she’s human, just as the mad hatter is. she’s also probably never seen the real world, like the rest of them. but sam feels like he’s met someone with her attitude before back home..

[deusvervewrites]

Cheshire x MSRA: What a way to find out your quirk is way more complicated than you thought

ChimerOFA x MSRA: how weird does his mech look here?

Still Life x MSRA: Megas XLR!

Somnambulist x MSRA: his mech is just a giant fan!

Cheshire x MSRA: And he already thought it was weird!

ChimerOFA x MSRA: I don't think it would be that odd compared to other Mutant Quirk mecha frames

Still Life x MSRA: I must confess I am unfamiliar

Somnambulist x MSRA: Honestly with the Somnambulist Quirk he'd be pretty invaluable as a pilot

[alicehatter666]

[runningwithwolvesss]

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense”

- Alice in Wonderland

[lamuradex]

I got some writing feedback today and I fear it may have broken me.

It wasn’t bad, or even poor feedback. It just kind of hurt.

Me having a bit of a meltdown below the cut.

So, some explanation.

Back in January, I entered the Cheshire Novel Prize. Basic sort of contest, near 2000 entrants, you enter your novel, 100 get through to Round Two, like 10 make Round Three, and the winner is selected from them. The first round results were announced back in April, but it's old hat to me because this is my third year entering.

And I have never made it past the first round.

I've been entering the same novel, Stitches of the Mind, for three years, polishing it up more and more each time. But I've never so much as made it to round two.

Now, I’m not surprised by this, and it’s mostly fine. Sort of upsetting, but my rational side tells me its fine. 100 spots out of 2000? 5% chance? How likely is that?

BUT one of the selling points of CNP is that every entrant, no matter how far they get, will receive feedback on their entry. Which is great!

This year though, the contest did a bit of a number on me. My self confidence in my writing, and all around need to be validated, has been a little fragile the past year, and the CNP do a lot to build tension concerning who’s made it through, so it was a long tense build up, months in advance, to a simple disappointing loss.

But I still had the feedback to look forward to.

The feedback usually takes a while to go out, there are a lot of people to email, and I was patient… mostly. Started to get a little antsy by mid-September. But today, 23rd of September, my feedback arrived. And it was everything I should have expected. A lot of nice praise, some stuff I can improve (though that was a little vague) and a final summary of some general tips.

And buried in all that feedback was this line:

"There is so much to like about this novel, and it was so close to progressing in the competition."

And that comment felt like it cracked my brain.

I was so close to progressing. And I didn't even know. But I'd still lost!

And I'd just been given feedback that, had I known it six months ago, could have meant I finally got to Round Two, which is honestly all I could hope for.

But discovering that I was that CLOSE TO SUCCEEDING!

FUCK!

I... don't really know what to do with all this. I know there's another editing run in my future, because of course there is, but I am still struggling to process this news. I'd have killed to get to Round Two, and receive even that little bit of validation that this novel is worthwhile! But no. I missed it by inches, if the feedback is to be believed. After three years I still missed it by inches.

I'm just a little exhausted now.

I think I need to go to bed. I'm a little sleep deprived anyway, having stayed up too late last night, trying to track down my past CNP feedback on an old computer. And then the new one miraculously arrived today. What are the odds?

But yeah, that's the meltdown I'm having.

How are you guys doing?