#Charlie's toys || Hazbin AU

[elsa-fogen]

Alastor's personal space

SHITTY MEME I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME ON

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[feathers-second-face]

Ears!

Little doodle I made for @elsa-fogen 's Hazbin AU. I really liked the idea and wanted another excuse to throw more Alastor at tumblr so this was perfect.

Go check out their art and stories! They're amazing!

[alymccart]

@kambiteydragon's brainworms got me good, once again... A soft scene from my 90s AU fic-in-progress. TT~TT

[iexistyippee]

Stuff from a Hazbin Hotel x FNaF AU (I made the last one with only a reference are you proud of me brain)

Also some W.I.P.s

[blue-rose-soul]

In Happy Hotel AU, what do you think happens when Charlie brings little Alastor to heaven? Will the angels be shocked that such a young soul is tossed into Hell? I can imagine the court scene being much different with Charlie bringing Alastor into her argument of there are some souls that do not belong in Hell. 

I think it’s around here along with the reveal of extermination that Alastor heritage is somehow revealed. Being the child of the devil does send you straight to hell regardless if you are a good person or not. This might show that Heaven does not know everything and is in the dark as Hell in judgment of souls. Charlie and Lucifer are in for a surprise after everything happened in Heaven.

In addition to this, how do you think the final battle with Adam will be? They are certainly not bringing a baby into the fold and with no adult Alastor around they won’t have the information on angelic steel or recruitment of the cannibals from Rosie. Maybe Lucifer could give them a hand?

Wow, from what I seen so far Alastor really pulled his weight in helping the Hotel in canon.

Lucifer was the one who suggested that Charlie bring Aster* to Heaven to show the leaders that there were at least some souls in Hell that didn't deserve to be wiped out. Although Lucifer had his own underlying motives for this suggestion - hoping Sera or one of the angels would keep Aster in Heaven, where he'd be safe - Charlie believes in it wholeheartedly. She argues earnestly that if Heaven rejected the soul of a two-year-old child whose worst action on Earth couldn't have been worse than a common temper tantrum, then it's not only possible but in fact very likely that the Exorcists aren't just slaughtering mass murderers or rapists, but perfectly average people who were only later warped by their environment.

Granted, Charlie doesn't believe even the worst, cruelest human souls deserve genocide ending in complete erasure from existence either. She's simply using this argument as a starting point to convince Heaven's leadership to at least reexamine whether the Exterminations are truly necessary.

They use the glowy magicky ball thing to examine Aster's life. As they watch the scene of his death, Aster buries his little face in Vaggie's chest and Vaggie wants to smash Sera's nose in for showing that while Aster's in the courtroom. They go further back, effectively watching Aster's life in reverse (learning his birth name along the way, though the Aster nickname sticks) and Charlie feels tears welling up in her eyes as she realizes the reason the human in the memory looks so familiar is because she's identical to that Winner she and Emily met at the zoo. Aster keeps reaching for her image and yelling 'ma.' They go back further, and further, to the very beginning of his life.

Then to the night of his conception.

The... the night of, not the exact moment. They see Nicaise meeting Lucifer in human disguise, and cut to black before things get inappropriate for a court room.

Needless to say, the 'You Didn't Know' song takes on an additional meaning.

The aftermath is a bit similar to what I described here as far as Sera confronting Lucifer about Aster's creation. But the more immediate reaction in the courtroom is pure chaos. Adam is laughing his ass off and outright mocking Charlie, Charlie's frozen to the spot staring at the still image of her dad with this human, the various higher ranked angels are arguing with one another, torn between wanting to take Aster and lock him away or banish him and Charlie and Vaggie back to Hell, and Sera's eyes are locked on Aster, her heart stuck in her throat.

Ultimately, she declares Aster belongs in Hell just like any Hellborn and there's no proof that Sinners are capable of redemption. And then she ejects the three of them from the courtroom. Aster sobs the whole time and Charlie never even gets a chance to take him back to Nicaise.

As for the battle at the hotel.

Yeah, Alastor really did pull his weight, despite what some might say. Without Alastor uncovering the angels' weakness, or showing Charlie where to recruit an army, Charlie's focus is more on evacuation and defense rather than a counterattack. Lucifer brings Aster to the palace. Now knowing that Aster is in fact his child. Over the past six months, he's built a pretty strong bond with the little guy, but he's been acting more in the role of a grandparent, since Charlie and Vaggie assumed primary care over him after finding him on their doorstep. He's torn over the revelation, and it doesn't help when Aster looks up at him with those big, ruby eyes and says 'Anpè!*'

Ultimately, it's Vaggie who comes up with the exorcists' weakness. While reminiscing over hers and Charlie's first meeting, it hits her that Lute should not have been able to permanently injure her the way she had. Up until now, Vaggie had assumed that she was truly Fallen. That by sparing demon she'd lost her divine protection and that's why she could be maimed. It's only now that she begins to consider another possibility. But if she's going to tell Charlie, that means she'll have to tell Charlie everything. In the chaos of the heavenly court, Adam didn't get a chance to reveal her secret but Vaggie knows she can't keep it forever. Especially not if she wants to help Charlie achieve her dream.

She braces herself. Then, she tells Charlie her theory that exorcists can be harmed by angelic steel. Her evidence? Her empty eye socket.

Like in canon, Charlie is shocked and hurt that Vaggie kept this secret for so long. But unlike canon, this Vaggie told her the truth herself. That goes a long way towards softening the blow.

That just leaves them in need of manpower to wield enough angelic steel to turn back the exorcist army. So Charlie puts out an announcement to all of the Pride Ring; the exorcists can be killed. She knows how to defeat them but in order to win they're going to have to work together. She invites anyone willing to fight alongside her to come to the Happy Hotel to finally take a stand against Heaven.

No one shows up. At least, not for the first two days.

On the morning of the third day, Rosie appears at the front gates of the hotel with a pack of bloodthirsty cannibals.

Of course, Rosie isn't offering to help Charlie out of the goodness of her heart. As Alastor says, Charlie is filled with potential and in need of a guide. To which Rosie gleefully sings:

"I concur! Stick with her, you'll be on the winning side!"

Rosie knows there's a lot to gain from allying herself with Hell's princess. And if the rest of the Overlords are too blind to realize that, well, that suits her just fine and dandy! Their loss is her gain!

(*Toddler Alastor's nickname in this AU, as of this post.)

(*Mispronunciation of 'granpè.' Unfortunately I haven't had much luck finding a resource for Louisiana Creole, so sometimes I substitute Haitian Creole terms. I'm not really sure how much or little overlap there is.)

[elsa-fogen]

I love it ❤❤🥺

@elsa-fogen

Just a little thing that's been itching at me, with your lovely Charlie's Toy AU.

***///***

"...I was starting to think he was just a figment of my imagination," Charlie yawns, and Vaggie pauses brushing out her girlfriend's long blonde strands for a moment.

"Oh?"

Before today, Vaggie had thought that Alastor was just a childhood friend of Charlie's, one who maybe died during an Extermination Day, and that's why Charlie always seemed a bit sad when she talked about him -- another reason she was so passionate about ending the exterminations.

The demon that appeared on their doorstep today like a demented Mary Poppins was nothing like what she'd pictured her girlfriend's childhood best friend to be.

She'd come running when she'd heard Charlie shrieking in the entrance, spear at the ready.

She'd been about to throw it at the red demon that had ensnared the now sobbing Charlie, when a black tentacle had wrenched the spear from her grasp and firmly planted it into an adjacent wall. The spear hit with such force that the plaster cracked and one of the pictures fell to the floor.

"Oh Charlie," the demon cooed, "Don't your friends know better than to run inside with spears? Now dry those eyes, give me a smile, and introduce me to your new friends."

The words were sticky sweet, but the look in the demon's eyes was utterly cold. This, Vaggie knew instinctively, was not a demon to be trusted or crossed.

"Mmm... It was like one day he was here and the next he just poof! Disappeared. Mom and Dad said he went to go live on a farm in one of the Upper Rings, but I knew that couldn't be right because he wouldn't just leave me and not say anything -- eventually they wouldn't talk about him at all. I started to think that I made him up... It wasn't like I had a lot of friends, it'd make sense that I might make one up."

Vaggie's heart breaks a little at the thought of Charlie ever being lonely as a child -- because Charlie is so good, so kind, and it seems like few people really appreciate that about her.

She doesn't think Alastor appreciates that about her either, except as something he can use to manipulate Charlie. Why else would he disappear for fourteen years, only to show up and offer to 'help' with the hotel out of the blue?

To (grudgingly) give Alastor credit, his magic made renovations a lot faster.

He was also someone powerful enough to summon other demons, including a minor overlord like Husk, to come work for the hotel.

There's something off about Alastor and Vaggie's going to get to the bottom of it, hopefully before he can hurt Charlie again.

[king-dumbasz]

can you make something reader x Adam from hazbin hotel? There’s barely any love for this man :((

maybe something like sinner reader going to heaven and they’re totally in awe of heaven and soon the angels in it, including Adam. They wanna touch his wings and he’s like ‘AYO GET THIS SINNER OUTTA HERE’

(This is a au where he doesn’t die because my heart can’t handle that)

Wings

Adam x GN reader | Hazbin hotel

Okay, for what i understood is that Reader is a sinner who got redeemed and they want to touch Adam's wings, if I'm wrong please tell me

Tw: Just bad words

You're a sinner, but you didn't want to be there... Hell was... Hell!

So, as soon as you heard about the Hazbin Hotel and what the princess of hell wanted to do, you immediately went there and tried to get redeemed... And you did giant steps!

You got to heaven in no time. You were almost seen as some anomaly there in heaven, especially from the exterminators.

Emily was SOO happy that you were there, that she brought you everywhere, the ice cream shop with 🌈 rainbow sparkles 🌈 and then the zoo with fluffy animals! Then the toy shop, then the street... the cat café, the playground... She brought you everywhere.

While you and Emily were having fun as your first day in heaven, you see him

Adam. First man to ever be on earth.

That Adam.

Adam was walking while drinking a milkshake with his lieutenant, Lute.

What made your mind blow more was his sassy and cocky personality, but most importantly... His wings...

Emily also had wings, everyone had wings there... But his golden shiny, gorgeous wings were jaw dropping, heart stopping, mind blowing (paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon!) wings you ever saw in your life and after life...

You need to touch them!

You slowly walk towards the first man ever... You reach out for his wings... and when you touch it, it's like the softest thing you've ever touched.

The delicate feeling of his feathers between your fingers.

But...

He felt it too...

Adam looks at your demonic yet angelic figure in a confused way.

Why there's a sinner here? Why are they close to him? How do they dare to touch him?!

"What- HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?? GET THIS FILTHY SINNER OUTTA HERE!"

Adam shouts as Lute points her spear towards you

"How did you get in the holy land, you foul demon?!"

"Adam! Lute! Stop! [Name] is not a demon anymore! Charlie was right about redemption!"

"oh.. well, that's unfortunate.."

"Why?"

"Because now I can't make fun of that bitch Charlie!"

He frowns

He's such a bitch I love him

Sorry for being late with this, but I was very busy these 2 weeks

[elsa-fogen]

Charlie's new toy (Hazbin AU)

Okay, so, new au. Thanks to that one comment under this post

Thanks, @clairefey, i've got one more au...

BTW!!!!! You can ask questions about this au!!! I've been thinking a lot while drawing this

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[annakirk23]

Oh shit!

🤣😁😂

Sorry I just want to laugh 😂!

For @elsa-fogen 's Charlie's toy au, like imagine Charlie playing with Alastor's antlers and Charlie thinking Alastor was an actual toy and tried pulling one of his antlers out of his head and succeeded? Heheheheheheh I know not much about your AU yet so I'll wait for more :3

[katyakurae]

Come! Stay with us at the Hazbin Tavern! A DnD AU

Random facts under cut

Race: High Elf

Class: Warlock

Alignement: Chaotic Neutral (but more chaotic than neutral)

Goal: To have some fun, mess with Lucifer and... get rid of his patron

Smiles as in canon, but not all the times. When he is alone or (some blessed times) with Lucifer, he lets his guard down and his expression becomes more subtle, neutral even.

Born with magic. Decided it wasn't enough power and made a deal with some eldricht deity. Turns out it was a bad idea.

Those tendrils belongs to his patron. It taints his magic and feels awful. Dirty. Alastor hates it, but uses his magic all the time anyway.

The mark on his face also belongs to his patron, a constant reminder that he's been touched by something no one can understand.

Raised in a Selûnite clan, his family wanted him to be a cleric, maybe even the next Choosen of Selûne, but he went sideways.

(So yeah, Lucifer and him in this AU are kinda a sun/moon ship)

Made some friends in a Bhaalist cult and get an aquired taste for human flesh.

Has all kind of weird suitors. Once one of them offered him his own felsh, back in his Bhaalist cult days. Alastor ate him.

He also met Rosie back there.

After travelling, learning more magic and start hating his patron and their soul-binding contract, he went to the Underdark, where he had hear that an amazing Aasimar sorceress lived. That was Charlie. Amazingly powerful, yes, but with not enough control to help him.

So Alastor made his mind and decided to stay in the Hazbin Tavern, teach the girl to control her powers and guide her to his benefict.

Soon after that, Lucifer entered the picture. His was hate at first sight, but somehow they ended getting reaaaally along between arguments. Now, they teach Charlie together, but Alastor is still plotting behind their backs.

(Yes, his ring with a red detail belongs to Lucifer. No, no one dares to talk about it)

Does not hesitate to kill or pick a fight. Has also murder many travellers who enter in the Hazbin Tavern with dark or hidden agendas.

His favourite spell is Eldricht Blast.

Quite creative with magic. Specially in combat.

One time, Lucifer created a weird device that can send sound through the air, called it "radio" and gifted it to Alastor. The elf is fascinated by this new toy of his.

Previous character: Lucifer~

Next character: Husk

[starryeyeddreamer21]

So I have this idea for a Hazbin Hotel au and just hear me out okay.... CO PARENTING AU

Like the hotel residents are just chilling when the doorbell rings and Charlie goes to answer it hoping that it's a demon that wants to be redeemed but no it's a little baby wrapped in a fuzzy pink blanket

Charlie freaks out, y'know as you do when there's a baby on your doorstep, and she calls the others over

Angel is the first to respond he squeals and picks up the baby Nifty climbs onto his shoulder to get a closer look

"Can we keep it?"

Husk facepalms (mostly to hide his smile because Angel looks so cute with that baby)

Vaggie is horrified and continues refusing to let Angel keep this baby

Angel just goes on a whole rant about how her parents left her there and he wasn't going to abandon her (he's really going for guilt tripping them tbh) In the middle of the rant he thrusts the baby into Vaggie's arms and she just stares down at this baby and you can see her fall in love right then and there

Charlie is watching this with heart eyes because Vaggie looks so soft right now

Sir Pentious is just like "Sssso are we keeping it?" (He's not very good with kids)

Spoiler alert: they kept her

I've been thinking about this way too much so here's what I think they'd be like as parents

Most of them in the same boat where they're good with kids but being good with kids and raising them is a whole nother story

Vaggie: is a little too strict at times and is probably the one saying you can't have too much sugar. She didn't really have a childhood so she's trying her best to give the baby the best childhood she can while also keeping her safe and probably being way too overprotective

Charlie: is spending as much time with that child as possible. She never wants her to think she's being abandoned and wants her to know that they love her more than anything. She's basically just trying to be there the way her parents weren't.

Angel: His style of parenting is very different from Vaggie's. He's not strict at all he just really wants to be liked. He's still a good parent though. He's basically trying to give her the childhood he didn't get and is definitely overprotective. He's terrified of what Valentino would do if he found out about her which he knows is irrational because she's got the most powerful family in hell but he still has nightmares about it. He will definitely bring the baby into his bed a lot of nights instead of leaving her in her crib. He talks to her a lot in Italian and sings her lullabies.

Husk: He's an amazing father. He's logical but chill enough to be a good middle ground in the middle of all the crazy. He's basically the kind of parent we all need. He's very intune with others feelings and always knows what's wrong when she's crying.

Nifty: She takes on a lot of the important stuff like changing and bathing her. She's tiny and can't actually pick the baby up but she's a surprisingly good parent anyway. She's still Nifty though so she's definitely making toys out of roach corpses and entertaining her with those puppet shows.

Sir Pentious: Okay this man has no idea what he's doing at all. He's not very good with children just because he doesn't know how to interact with them but he shows love in his own way. He's the one that makes her crib and most of her toys. He's definitely the one that teaches her math and science when she's older and they would probably invent together too.

Alastor: He wanted absolutely nothing to do with this baby. He was against bringing her into the hotel all together but eventually he warmed up to her. It starts when everyone else is asleep and he hears the baby crying. After a minute of contemplation he decides to go see what's going on. He ends up rocking her and humming his jazz music until she falls back asleep. He starts doing this every night (someone has definitely walked in on him doing this but nobody mentions it to his face). He's the kind of parent that takes a vow like "I will protect you to my dying breath" y'know some crazy shit like that

Lucifer: He's there all the time helping out. He's the kind of grandparent that would brag about his grandkids, he's showing everyone pictures of this baby it's honestly embarrassing. He's really doing his best to make up for not spending enough time with Charlie. He's also the only one who knows anything about children like they wouldn't even know how to feed this kid without him.

[elsa-fogen]

ahhahhah that will give him enough time to escape.... probably

@elsa-fogen for the Charlie's Toys AU.

[twost3ps]

So, out of curiosity for your swap, AU, how did the episodes work? I mean like if this is a swap version of the hotel, what's the main premise of it? Like I can get that Emily won't be redeeming sinners like Charlie would, but would she try to get Charlie to help her find a way to cure her father of his curse? Also, how did all the other children react to Charlie as their cousin? And final question what's Eve like and did the same events happen as in Canon you said that Abel was not Michael's child so I'm assuming that the he's still the child of Adam and Eve, and what about Roo and all the other main characters within Hazbin Hotel what are they doing now are they under contracts with the children?

Ngl ive been thinking or revamping the swap au or just changing some parts of it cuz it’s been a while but as of how it is currently, if my swap au were to exist like the hazbin hotel series, it would not follow the redemption plot hazbin does. While the topic of redemption is discussed by Charlie as a solution to a problem that would be present in the series, the main focus would be choosing loyalty between the family you have vs the family you choose.

While the story would be explored through the eyes of Charlie, the biggest conflict resides in Emily which would be Emily as she chooses between staying loyal to her family and what she knows and or if she will follow her cousin that brings this idea of hope to the people. Emily is a lot more sympathetic towards the sinners of hell, being young and not having witnessed the true horror of Adam’s condition in full. But she also knows Adam’s condition is tied to the population that exists on earth, so as more of humanity exists the more he has to purge. It’s Charlie who comes down to hell to redeem sinners out of trying to bring good but that brings consequences to her family. A few sure are fine but the more sinners come to be redeemed what would be left for Adam to stay sane? Charlie’s redemption is one thing but would they give Adam’s humanity and sanity back in exchange another concern because there is no guarantee heaven is going to do that, with their meddling from before. Charlie can promise that all she wants but if Emily does help her she really needs proof that the promise can be kept.

Idk I'm pulling this outta my ass ngl I thought about this like once :')

I don’t particularly remember saying Abel wasn’t Michael’s kid, I think you might be confusing me for Mint’s which Abel isn’t Mikes kid. If I did, it’s been a while and I dont think I’d keep that plot point tbh.

The siblings have varying degrees of hostility toward Charlie

Seth is the most carefree and most welcoming, albeit a bit suspicious of her

Awan comes next, more scrutinizing of Charlie. She’s probably toy with her wit and mind before deciding not really being entertained by her.

Abel, for as much as he can come out is neutral if not unamused by her being there. He thinks her naive and a nuisance.

Alclima as not amused or impressed, if not antagonistic toward her. She is hostile especially when Charlie brings around Vaggie into her presence.

Cain is outright hatful. He’s not as brutish or hostile but definitely does verbally deny any such thing

Eve does exist but Adam and her never meet after the apple

Most of characters are not under contact, only overlords find themselves under contract. The children either contact them to see how their soul farns are fairing, or they'll put them to fight each other in an arena for the kicks to see has the better pick

[blaackbiird]

Too Heavy, Too Light

A Hazbin Hotel fanfiction

pairing: Radioapple

Human AU set in the 1930's. Lucifer is a toy maker and single dad to Charlie.

Chapter 8 is up!

Now with art!

[ultravioletqueen]

Its time to talk about my self indulgent au of hazbin hotel that includes dadam(dad adam)...

THE ANGEL AND THE INFANT AU

This story begins when, according to the words of Sera, she will send Adam on his most important mission so far, in which he will have to put an end to the spawn of the devil: the antichrist, who will make sinners ascend and the dead walk on the earth by opening the gates of hell (basically an apocalypse).

Taking advantage of the scandal of the extermination, Adam manages to infiltrate the home of the Morningstars (who at this moment were in a meeting at the embassy of heaven), where he receives orders from Sera through his mask, she gives him instructions on what he should do, guides him to the room where the dangerous threat is located.

He destroys the door of the room and is even more surprised to see where he is: a nursery room, where there are toys, colorful rainbow drawings on the walls and a crib with beautiful chandeliers with figures of goats and sheep, inside the crib A cry is heard, Adam approaches, dropping his weapon (ignoring Sera's complaints) and looks inside the crib, which actually has a baby a few months old crying inside due to the scandal that Adam made by destroying the door.

Almost unconsciously, Adam begins to comfort the little girl, speaking in a very soft voice to calm her down and even taking off his mask to not to scare the baby, who laughs when she sees her face without a mask. Adam looks at her with nostalgia and tenderness, thinking about when his own children were this small and helpless..

His thoughts are interrupted when he hears Sera's voice from the mask microphone, he quickly takes the mask and demands an explanation from Sera, She sadly explains that the baby in his arms is the antichrist, that when she grows up it would not be possible to stop her and that the best thing was to end her when she still couldn't do anything and she was harmless, Adam is outraged and refuses to continue with the mission, Sera tries to convince him with the argument of the greater good but Adam refuses to listen and thinks that there must be another way, THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY.

In the end, Sera and Adam make an agreement: they would spare Charlie's life on the condition that she be raised in heaven, where she will learn morals and be another angel, where they will prevent her destiny from being fulfilled, and in the event that she does Adam will have to kill her and then himself as a form of punishment for let that happen.

Charlie will grow up as a true angel under the wing of her father Adam, she knows her destiny since unlike Sera Adam does not want his daughter to live in a bubble, so Charlie wants to prove to heaven that she is worthy of being among the winners helping the souls of the earth by preventing them from committing sins by making a rehabilitation center in the human world.

Thats all i got for now! You all can ask me anything about the au, maybe i'll reblog this post when i have clear ideas, but for now this is all i got.

This could count as au and rewrite at the same time, either works.

@yurnu inspired me a lot to do this au, give their art and aus some love!

[androgynousblackbox]

Everything Appleradio I wrote In 2024

Welcome to Hazbin Vale [Welcome to Night Vale AU]

Summary: Alastor is the charming radio host for the small town of Hazbin Vale, reporting on all the news around the place, including all those mysterious and inexplicable killing that have been happening lately. One day he gets news of a toy maker that is moving in and his curiosity is peaked.

As an author: I loved writing this one! Of everything it was the easiest and the most fun I remember having writing anything. It's mostly a first person from Alastor's POV and made me realize how fun is to write with his voice. This was also mostly unplanned without any specific goal so that was a new one for me, because I usually would need a outline to write anything that is more than one chapter.

Types of sex

Summary: Alastor never knew how many ways there was for two people to be together.

As an author: This was just a bunch of ideas for scenes I had no idea how to write to or where, so they end up in this small collage of concept of how appleradio would have sex. I don't see a lot of sex scenes that include the characters just laughing together (and I still need to write more like that), so that was a motivation for it.

How I Met Your Father

Summary: Charlie is happy to count with the help of her dad on her hotel. While talking to him, Charlie wants to hear more and more how her parents met, how they had her, when they found out they were in love with each other. Alastor and Lucifer are always willing to answer her questions.

As an author: What if canon but also my favorite characters kissed and were secretly married is a trope as old as time itself. I also had a lot of fun writing this one, mainly because the plot was already laid out for me so I just added in the appleradio flavor. I never expected this was going to be my longest running series.

Toilet Whore

Summary: If you suddenly see a red door, rumours said that you can enter into a new bathroom where a nice surprise awaits you. You can do anything you want in this bathroom. There is no time limit. Have fun.

As an author: I swear the only reason the title is like that is because everything happens in a bathroom. There is no "toilet play", scat or piss play either. The title is supposed to be degrading and humilliating for what is going for. It came out from an idea that I talked about with a friend who I met through the fandom. Oh, I love the fucked up stuff we can come out with.

This Life We Build

Summary: After everything that followed the last Extermination Day, Alastor and Lucifer are ready to take things easy and just enjoy spending time in family.

As an author: Wanting to write more preggo Al + just wanting these characters to have a break = the Fluffy AU that this is. No conflict, no plot. Just smut and fluff.

How to Lose a Lucifer In 10 Days

Summary: After the birthday of Charlie, Lucifer finds himself on a new place with an Alastor he doesn't recognize. Meanwhile, Alastor has to deal with a Lucifer that insists Charlie never had a second father.

[Direct sequel for "How I Met Your Father"]

As an author: Not gonna lie to you, chief: I have no clue what I was doing with this one. I just knew I had to take it out of my head. A good portion of this was written while I was going through the absolute worst of my sciatica so I guess it became my comfort. Which is weird to say because the angst of this was something I wasn't used to writing. I still had fun, though! One of these day I am going to write a third and final part, when I have the plot more formed in my head.

The Flavor of You

Summary: "I am your wife. And your husband. And the love of your life. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise" were the first words that Lucifer heard from a man called Alastor when he woke up after a car crash, with no memory of who any of them were. He could find it more difficult to believe that literal stranger if his smell wasn't already watering his mouth like nothing ever could.

As an author: Oh, this was so fun to make! I was cooking up this AU for so long, ever since I heard the concept of cakeverse, and I was thinking what would be the best way to introduce it so finally found one that lets me lay it all out as plainly as possible, as quickly as possible, so then I get to have fun with the dynamics of the characters.

Can't Remember To Forget You

Summary: By Heaven’s command, Alastor is sent back to hell without any memory of his family but with his own child in arms. Now he has to return to a life before knowing Lucifer. He won't rest until he can find the other parent and kill them for abandoning them both.

[Alternative ending to "How To Lose a Lucifer In 10 Days"] As an author: What can I say. I didn't have enough angst in the other story so I had to make up even more to compensate. Also I wanted a excuse to write pining Alastor with oblivious Lucifer.

Dead Men Can't Laugh

Summary: Lucifer has to take down a killer in the woods that unfortunately took one of his own, making it now his problem. He didn't expect that he would fall in love that desperately and quickly.

As an author: Lucifer quite literally was just living his life when he met Alastor and suddenly his entire world was turned upside down, so he had to bring Alastor with him. I wanted to truly show how insane both of them are for each other. Alastor starts as the one with the most common sense. Not for long, though. I still need to write that though lol

You Look Good In Red

Summary: Alastor has accepted to become the wife-husband of Lucifer Magne, but still has to get used to many things. Mostly the part of having someone that is not afraid of him just fully accept even his uglier side.

As an author: Oh, this one I enjoyed because I would get to give context to everything that was referenced in the first story. Also the first scarification of Lucifer! I want to write about that particularly because it's one of those things I really love as a concept, and yet, I barely used it.

The Horror of Our Love

Summary: In one night, all the staff at Hogwarts was brutally murdered before the students came back for a new year, eventually resulting in the closing of the school. Two ex students are taking matters into their own hands to try to find out what happened and possibly stop it from repeating. They think they are going to discover something sinister, but end up knowing way more about their professor that they ever want to.

As an author: Another horrible idea that was born out of talking with my friend and also an inherent desire to see Alastor fucking a monster, when at the time it was a lot more common to only see Lucifer being fucked by AlastorMonster. I liked writing the family dynamics and especially the relationship between Husk and Angel. I am not that big of a huskerdust shipper, but I think they are cute and wanted to express that.

The Prince And The Tower

Summary: For years now, there has been stories about a tower at the edge of Hell itself where nobody is supposed to enter. They say that a treasure beyond anyone's wildest dreams is there, waiting to be taken. Many have tried to retrieve it and failed.

Or

The story of how Lucifer found himself adopting Alastor and keeping him on a tower, away from everyone.

As an author: Another idea inspired by my friend and then me adding my own bullshit because of course. Alastor having a daddy/mommy kink is such a common place thing in fandom, which is great, but I also think he would know to exploit that on someone desperate to be needed like Lucifer, only to end up discovering that this life is actually quite comfy and nice.

10 Things I Hate About You

Summary: Alastor was just minding his own business, when suddenly he got teleported to the palace of the king with a ring on his finger. Now he is trying to figure out how he could turn this in his favor.

[Prequel to "How I Met Your Father"]

As an author: To be honest, a big portion of this was to give context to many of the stories that Alastor tells in the main series. As in, to reveal that Alastor is actually so full of shit that many of those stories have their part of fiction or mixing up stuff together for a better effect. I think doing that is fun. I think that Lucifer being there, knowing his husband is twisting the truth for an artistic licence, and still allowing it because at least makes for a good story, is nice.

Lucifer Housefucker

Summary: If anyone asked Lucifer, he would be glad to explain that his job was all about calming down powerful entities so the buildings they occupied could be safe for humans to live in once again. But most people only knew one aspect of his work. That sometimes, if the situation required it, the best way to help entities was to make them orgasm.

As an author: I don't know what brain worms the episode Ghostfucker activated in me, but it activated them alright and so I was compelled to write my own variant of the same idea. Also, I have seen an absurdly lack of fucking haunted houses stories. I have only seen one in the Venom fandom and I always loved that concept too. I only saw one erotica book that I couldn't buy because poor, so fuck you, I am going to write my own house (hotel) fucking text... Only to then not put sex at all in the second chapter and all being about Lucifer realizing that Alastor is not like any other job he had before. Anyway, I loved it and I might write a sequel for it some day!