#Chametz

[jameshurleyhateblog]

me @ everyone who isn't jewish rn

[charleezard]

Ok since I've seen a lot of people saying they haven't started yet:

START CLEANING YOUR HOUSE FOR PESACH IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. DON'T TRY TO DO IT ALL THE DAY BEFORE, IT WILL BE PAINFUL AND YOU KNOW IT!!

Alternatively, sell your chametz to a goy

[sopranoentravesti]

I must not buy chametz 2 weeks before Pesach. Buying more chametz is the mind-killer. Buying more chametz is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my my desire to buy more chametz. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the desire to buy more chametz right before Pesach has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[narcolepticgnome]

[girlactionfigure]

[rel312]

That first bite of pasta after going through withdrawals for 8 days gave me the biggest high I feel so alive!

[faircatch]

Sell your chametz...

SELL your Chametz online here. Passover is almost here! -> https://www.chabad.org/holidays/passover/sell_chometz_cdo/sc/passover_home_button

[ximen]

I may have achieved the ultimate Pesach jumpscare over chag: I reached into the tote bag that holds my tallis, only to discover an entire sourdough baguette.

[donuteater13]

Wowwww, when we're supposed to be removing chametz from our homes, you give us more?

[hachama]

Bagels arose as a distinct baked good as a direct result of antisemitism in Poland.

Passover has historically been a time of increased antisemitism.

Therefore, either bagels should be permitted as a "boiled" exception to the prohibition against consuming leavened bread during Passover, OR no one should get to have bagels during Passover.

It's only fair.

[stimmingmushroomstudios]

Chametz Time!

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

Passover is over! Get in the calzone zone!

[svartikotturinn]

Now, @staff? Now? So antisemitic

[jdsquared]

Son: I haven’t eaten chametz in almost a week!

Jewish Mother: Force yourself.

[girlactionfigure]

Heimish Humor

[bdkinz]

Searching for the Chametz inside of Us

We are now one month away from Passover. It is a hectic time for most people as the month prior to Passover is spent planning, cleaning and preparing for the holiday. In addition to the physical components of preparing for Passover, there is a practice that begins the laws of Passover in the Shulchan Aruch, which states: שואלים בהלכות פסח קודם לפסח שלשים יום: 1. We learn the halakhot of Pesach…