#hacky pesach

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How FOX News would have reported it:

Soros-Backed Workers Quiet-Quit Egypt

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When Pharaoh’s daughter drew the baby from the water, she named him Moses, which was a terrible way of hiding from the court that he was Jewish.

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What do I do when I run out of #HackyPassover jokes?

Let my people go.

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Son: I haven’t eaten chametz in almost a week!

Jewish Mother: Force yourself.

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Two slaves walk into a bar.

Ron DeSantis says, “We don’t talk about slavery, here.”

Then two Jews at a table said to the slaves, “Come talk to us, we have a religious exemption.”

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How did G-d infect the waters of the Nile river? 

Phishing attack.

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New from the makers of Kosher for Passover Cookies:

Chametz suppositories

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Two frogs walk into a bar…

Another two walk into a granary. About a thousand walk into the palace…

There were a lot of frogs in Egypt, is what I’m saying.

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Hacky Passover

On all other Passovers, we do not get vaccinated even once. On this Passover, we gat vaccinated twice.

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Hacky Passover

Why did the Angel of Death pass over the Israelites’ houses?

Because Israel has the highest vaccination rate in the world.