#Chahut Maenad x Reader

[somberauthor]

Hiya 👋 can I request some chahut or marvus x human reader cuddling while stargazing and talking about earth?

of course!! I hope this is what you were hoping for!! (I had to rewrite this like... 5 times. The tab kept closing :{ )

CHAHUT MAENAD ♡ HUMAN! READER

It was your first anniversary with your matesprit, Chahut. You were cuddling into her on a blanket outside in the grass. Your leg was lifted, and tangled with hers. You used her arm as a pillow as you two looked up at the alternian sky. She suddenly spoke up from her comfortable silence with a question you hadn't been expecting.

''whaT.. whaT was earTh like?'' She seemed almost... nervous? That was very unlike her. But she seemed genuinely interested.

''Hmm,,,'' You didn't know where to start. ''What would you like to know?" You glanced at her, before looking back at the stars. You felt a little bad putting her on the spot, but you didn't know what she wanted to know.

''whaT abouT,'' She paused for think for a moment, her eyes furrowing in thought. ''whaT abouT... your dayTime? you said you didn'T burn in The sunlighT.'' She chuckled softly.

''Oh! Yeah. Sunlight was actually good for you! In.. small amounts. It can burn you if you're out too long without something called sunscreen!!'' You said, smiling slightly at the thought of home. It was a bittersweet smile, as you knew that the chances of leaving were low. But hey, you had Chahut. She was all you needed to make this place feel like home.

''That sounds beautiful.'' She hummed out. ''I bet it would be even more beautiful if you were in the sunlight.'' You giggled in response, internally promising that if you found a way back, you'd bring Chahut. No matter the price.

MARVUS XOLOTO ♡ HUMAN! READER

You were laying in the grass with your Matesprit of 7 months. He had just finished a show, and wanted to hang out with you. You had set up a little picnic, just without the food. You looked at the moons with bright eyes, before the comfortable silence was broken.

''yo.. wat waz it like on ur planet?'' He asked, you were caught a bit off guard.

''Hmm...'' you thought for a moment, you compared some things in your mind, before speaking up once again. ''Well, first, we have beautiful plants! I'd have to show you my favorite one.'' You always had a picture of them on your person. You missed your garden. You had so many, it was almost certain they were dead. But you can make a new garden, with just as beautiful flowers here. With Marvus too.

''that sounds amazin' babez.'' He smiled. His smile was incredibly infectious, so you just had to smile too. You leaned closer into him as you felt sure of what you wanted (which you rarely did). You felt safe in his presence.

[vikkirosko]

Hello! I hope your vacation went well.

Can I request MSP Reader and the hiveswap trolls with purple blood reader (the adult reader from the headcanons with highblood reader helping Signless and his group and who is now Male Condesce's matesprit)

Reader is on Alternia because Condesce is here to kill the Heir to the throne, and she thought of taking a walk while he's doing his business.

She meets MSP Reader by pure chance, and MSP Reader's quest for friendship pushed them to become friend with reader.

After becoming friends, MSP Reader (separately) told their troll friends that they wanted them to meet their new friend and asked if they could come to their hive with reader. The trolls accepted, not thinking that this new friend is reader, the matesprit of the emperor and well-known figure in alternia (even if her traitorous acts aren't known).

They were all scared at first, but reader is nice and respectful and is happy to talk to other trolls than Condesce.

For Chahut's part, it would be funny that she takes MSP Reader and Reader to the clown church (location that reader DESPITES with all her heart) and she had a insult fight with The Grand Highblood.

Thanks!

Platonic headcanons Unexpected friend

🤍 MSPA Reader ♦️fem purpleblood!Reader 📫

Reader has been wandering around Alternia for a long time, finding more and more friends. However, he knew that there were only teenagers on Alternia. That's what he thought until he met you. You were an adult troll, but he had no idea who exactly you were. However, he didn't feel any danger around you. You were surprised to see him. You would never have thought that you would meet such a strange creature, and even more so, you did not think that you would make friends with him

Reader was sincerely glad that he was able to meet such a friendly adult troll. You told him that you arrived on Alternia with your matesprite, but while he was busy, you could safely walk around the neighborhood. Reader invited you to meet his friends. He didn't know exactly who you were and he was sure that you could get along with his friends, but when he saw the fear in their eyes, he didn't understand why they were so afraid of you until they told him who you were

It was hard for him to believe that you were cruel. For all the time that you talked, he could have sworn that you were kind. Only a little while later, his friends told him that despite the fact that you were close to the emperor, you were not as cruel. There were rumors that you helped trolls from other castes, and someone even said that you were part of a rebellion that happened a long time ago. No one knew what rumors could be believed, but Reader wanted to believe that you were a good person

You knew for sure that if Condesce found out about the existence of Reader, then the alien could have serious problems. That's why you decided not to let this happen. You've already lost a lot of people close to you and you didn't want anyone else to get hurt

💚 Daraya Jonjet ♦️fem purpleblood!Reader 🖤

Daraya was surprised when Reader said he wanted to introduce her to his friend. However, she did not expect that this friend would be you. Daraya knew a little about who you are. She knew that you had been Condesce's right-hand man for a very long time and it could be dangerous. However, when she saw you, you didn't look like the cruel troll that some thought you were. You looked like someone who had been through a lot of bad things in her entire life

You were sitting quietly together in an abandoned shopping mall and you really weren't as bad as Daraya thought. You were quiet, calm, and you knew a lot. You remembered well what Alternia used to be. Daraya listened to your stories about the past. You remembered the past with a wistful smile. For you, it was a long-lost past that you could share with few people

You told her about the distant planets you visited. Together with Condesce you have been to many places and seen many different things, but you really missed Alternia. Despite the fact that your homeland has changed during the time that you were gone, you were glad to return. Daraya showed you many different places, no longer feeling anxious about you. You really were much better than other adults

Daraya knew that soon you would leave the planet again, and a new stage would begin on Alternia due to the change of heir, but while you were there, you helped her prepare for life when there would be changes on the planet. Daraya was good and she didn't deserve to suffer because of the actions of your matesprite

💙 Tyzias Entykk ♦️fem purpleblood!Reader ☕

Reader knew that Tyzias was interested in history in some sense, so he decided to introduce her to you. You witnessed many events and Reader was sure that you would be able to tell her a lot. However, when Tyzias saw you, she was scared. She knew exactly who you were, even though she didn't know you personally. She knew how long you had been with Condesce and was afraid that you might find out that she wanted to change her life on Alternia

She was wary of you for a long time until you yourself started talking about the past. Reader told you that Tyzias was looking for information about the revolution and you immediately realized that it was about the revolution that you once helped. You didn't mind telling her the truth, knowing that she wouldn't tell anyone that you once helped those about whom she had been looking for information for so long

She listened to your stories in shock. It was hard for her to believe that you, the one who was close to the emperor, the one who was considered his right hand, helped those who opposed the ruler. You knew things that could not be found out in any book or in any document available to her, and you were happy to share your knowledge. For her, it was valuable information, and for you, it was stories from your life that you kept to yourself for a long time, not being able to talk to anyone about it

Tyzias knew how much you both were risking because of the topic of your discussion, but you weren't going to let anyone hurt her or her loved ones. You've already failed once and were much more determined. You've lived long enough to think about a huge number of options, and now even if a new revolution was brewing, you were ready to help and this time to prevent failure

💜 Chahut Maenad ♦️fem purpleblood!Reader 🪓

Reader was sure that you and Chahut would be able to find a common language, because you were from the same caste, at least he hoped that was the case. When you and Chahut met she was surprised to see you. She expected that the strange alien's new friend would be anyone but you. You really were from the same caste and she had heard a lot about you. You were the only purpleblood troll whom the emperor allowed to come to him. You were the emperor's right-hand man and were known not only among your caste. Some were afraid of you, but Chahut treated you with respect

You treated her gently, seeing her as a child, because you were much older than her, but you were wondering what your caste had become after so many years of your absence from the planet. However, when she brought you to church, she saw the irritation on your face. Only those who knew you personally knew how much you disliked the clown church. But most of all, Chahut was surprised when she saw how you behaved when Grand Highblood contacted them

You and Grand Highblood have known each other for many years and each of your meetings ended with you swearing, and this meeting was no exception. Chahut watched in surprise as you and Grand Highblood swore like two teenagers. When the connection was interrupted, you continued to grumble, but Chahut saw that some of the rumors about you were just rumors

You knew that you had enough time to chat with Chahut and tell her what you knew. You understood that she would have to leave the planet soon, but you didn't want her to get hurt or die. You knew better than anyone what was waiting for adult trolls and you hoped that you could save as many people as possible

[yanderes-galore]

Man... I love purplebloods- 💜

(Is definitely not biased because it's my favorite color + Insane clowns)

Yandere cult clown church!!!You get the attention of the grand highblood and he first tells Chahut to watch after you and after a while of hanging out and "keeping on eye on you" she realizes she's absolutely smitten.Since,you've started spending most of your time with Chahut you befriend alot of clowns!Which,gets the attention of the grand highblood again- And I have so many thoughts about this concept oh my gosh ~ u///u anon

u///u anon, i love yandere cults!!!!!!!!!!!! Good fucking food!!!!!

---

You blanched, awkwardly avoiding the gaze of the many painted faces that all trained on you - or rather not you, specifically, (especially not with how… Hungry they look), but at least in your general direction, with Chahut's oppressive form looming over you as she preached to the crowd of faithfuls. 

"My broThers and sisTers, ever since our most grand highblood had Told me To look over our liTTlesT member, I've begun To feel… someThing in the deepesT parT of my carTilage, my very veins," The giant troll rasped, the crowd of clowns hanging onto every word. "And, iT is only recenTly That I realized That This feeling was a sign from our most mirThful of Messiahs. My meeTing with This liTTle one and Their coming To our choice, even The grand highblood's favor of Them - iT's all faTe, my broThers and sisTers.

They," Chahut rests a large hand on your shoulder, causing you to jump. Your heartbeat picks up. You… You don't like where this is going. "Are a gifT from our mirThful messiahs. They were faTed To come To us, a gifT To us for our faiTh. I'm only saddened ThaT I've come To This conclusion only now - we've wasTed much Time noT worshipping and loving Them like they should be."

Wait.

What?

All at once, the religious trolls that filled the church launched to their feet, desperately and frantically shoving each other aside to race toward the stage where you and Chahut stood. They were like animals,  reaching out for you, eyes wild and crazed and hungry.

You backed away in shock at the madness the crowd had descended into. You brushed up against the softness of Chahut's body, seizing up as the large purpleblood wrapped around you with surprising gentleness, lifting you up into the air and pressing you against her chest.

You found yourself unable to speak out of confusion - she hadn't said anything about this, what was she talking about?! You couldn't even turn to face her, eyes completely trained on the clowns desperately reaching for you.

You felt her press her lips against your cheek in a soft kiss. 

The troll whispered in your ear. "I can'T Thank The messiahs enough for gifTing us such a sweeT liTTle maTesprit, for us all To love and worship as you deserve."

[originalhomestuckscenarios]

honk :o)

can i get some chahut x human transfem!reader stuff? maybe chahut is teaching her favorite little human how to defend herself if it ever comes down to it

human uses clubkind btw. maybe she has a really heavy oversized juggling club or smth lol

Omg this is so adorable.

Chahut teaching her S/O self defense

Reader here is transfem

Reader here is a human

She recognizes how important it is for a weak little creature like you to become strong, so why should she refuse to help you out?

She's a very patient teacher. As long as you're willing to learn, she'll forgive every mistake you make.

No need to feel bad if it takes a while for you to learn. Nobody can become a champion over just a few minutes of learning.

Her directions aren't hard to understand, but she needed to learn a lot about your limits. Because something that may seem easy to her for you might be a little too hard to do.

But since you're able to lift your weapon of choice, you also need to mind how you use it.

She gets a bit graphic with her descriptions. But at least you know what to expect from her methods when blunt force isn't an option.

First the most important thing is: don't hold back. They attacked first, so they lost their right to your mercy.

She tells you how to swing with balancing your body weight so you don't go flying along with your club.

You can use pretty much anything to your advantage. So she wants you to remember that you don't have to rely on it at all times. Sometimes you need to get creative with what you have.

And of course, she only wishes to be around should there be a problem so she can be sure that her favorite little human is not to be harmed. She'd be pretty sad if she didn't get to see you after all.

It doesn't have anything to do with faith. Since she believes that you can hold off a lot of opponents. But, it's normal for a lover to be a little protective. In the end there is no shame in asking for help :o)

~Mod Auvana

[somnambulant-snowball]

I don't necessarily ship all these, I just put whoever I thought was the most fitting, but I think the dynamics are really interesting to think about! Anyway, Polypa should host her own dating show.

(text source: GilpinGrace on twitter)

[hi-i-do-stuff]

could you do something for chahut with a musician or artist who primarily communicates their feelings through artistic mediums?

I typed this entire thing out twice bc of the stupid post editor >:[

----

TW// none

AN: none

----

Chahut with a reader who expresses themselves through their art!

Chahut is so happy that you express yourself through your art!

It makes it a lot easier to see what’s goin on in that lil head of yours.

If you make drawings and paintings then she’ll ask for you to help her with her scrapbooking, and often times take you to visit Amisia (If you’re okay with it that is.)

If you make music then she’ll ask you to make something to play at  Clown Church.

She has never seen a single flaw in anything you make, no matter how many times you beat yourself up about what you’ve made, she’ll make sure to tell you nothing’s wrong, and that it’s the most perfect thing in her eyes.

She has somehow figured out how to ‘read’ your art though.

If you draw and paint, she can take one glance at what you’ve done and decide how you’re feeling in that moment. If she assumes you feel bad that day, then she’ll let you curl up on her lap and draw your heart away until you feel better, while she scrapbooks, so you’re both at least doing something. It creates a comfortable silence, and when you’re done she’ll make sure you get something to eat and drink. She cares about you after all!

If you make music then she’ll listen to what you’ve made and ask if you’re alright depending on how it sounds. More upbeat music she’ll brush it off, but more ‘aggressive’ or just slower and sadder tunes will be questioned. If it’s nothing she’ll just accept it’s just a sad song and move on. But if you’re really upset about something she’ll request you play your favorite song. If she hates that song she’ll still smile though it and tell you that you did great, because she wants you to be happy.

Expect her to ask you to teach her how to make what you make.

She isn’t the best student, but at the end of the day you two had fun, and that’s all that matters to her.

[the-night-before-we-met]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOVE CHAHUT MAENAD SO MUCH

so I'm going to write NSFW for her.. I'm such a sucker for big boobs, bye,,

♑At this point in time you're sitting on Chahut's lap, watching whatever weird Alternian movie is playing on her TV. She's lazy rubbing your hip with one hand while the other is resting around your waist.

🛐 Suddenly she moves her hand higher, lifting the oversized shirt you were wearing to reveal more of your leg. She hadn't reached your panties yet, alas you didn't bother to wear pants since you were more comfortable like this.

🤡 So, she moved her hand to your thigh. A clawed finger rubbing over your panties "Chahut?" You ask, trying not to moan. "hush liTTle one, jusT leT ouT Those wonderful noises" Her voice was calm despite the undertones that told you otherwise.

♑ A shaky sigh left your lips as you tried to concentrate on the movie at hand. That was until that claw ripped your panties right down your slit. Your eyes widened, a choked sound of shock caught in your throat.

🛐 "did I scraTch you as well?" You gulped and shook your head. She hummed and proceeded to snip off the side of your panties, discarding them on the floor. "what's up with all this touching?" You asked a bit confused.

🤡 She moved to lay on the couch, you were still sitting on her lap only now facing her "you just look so delicious, I couldn'T resisT" and with that she moved her hand right under your shirt to finish what she started.

[davekat-sucks]

literally anyone x reader is better than davekat

... ok not really, i just want hugs from my big clown wife chahut

Anyone x Reader like Chahut x Reader is better than Davekat. Nothing like being in MSPA Reader's shoes to be close with any of the Homestuck cast.

[somberauthor]

Masterlist!

Homestuck

John Egbert finds out you haven't watched ghostbusters

John Egbert <3 reader (HEADCANONS)

John Egbert and you have a sleepover

Rose Lalonde gets given a dress you made

Rose Lalonde + Jade Harley <> Reader (HEADCANONS)

Dave Strider and john egbert fight over glasses

Dave Strider gets called by his middle name

Dave Strider talks to karkat very seriously

Dave Strider <3< Reader (HEADCANONS)

Dave Strider tells john that nic cage is most likely dead

Dave Strider <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Dave Strider falling asleep on call with you

Dave Strider finds out your horns are sensitive (SFW, its not weird)

Strider cuddling headcanons

Beta Kids Sleepover (HEADCANONS)

Humanstuck (HEADCANONS)

Aradia Megido <3 Troll! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Aradia Megido <3 Fem! Horror Artist! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Tavros Nitram gets pushed around in his wheelchair

Mituna Captor plays just dance with you (HEADCANONS)

Karkat Vantas + Sollux Captor <3 AFAB! Reader (PERIOD HEADCANONS)

Karkat Vantas <3 Reader (STORY)

Kanaya Maryam, John Egbert, and Equius Zahhak with a S/O with a high pain tolerance

Eridan Ampora <3 Reader (HEADCANONS + STORY)

Feferi Peixes <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Hiveswap

Marvus Xoloto <> PurpleBlood! Masc! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Chahut Maenad + Marvus Xoloto <3 Human! Reader (STORY)

Karako Pierot <> Reader (HEADCANONS)

Vast Error

Arcjec Voorat <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Hamifi Hekrix <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Edolon Vryche <3 Mirthamaniac! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Calder Kerian <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Calder Kerian <3 Reader (HEADCANONS) but fluffier

Void Bound

Formik Amoros <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Metalocalypse

Toki + Reader (HEADCANONS)

TADC (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Cast + TV head! Male! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Kinger + Reader (STORY)

Kinger + Reader PT 2 (STORY)

Ragatha + Everyone (STORY)

Jax x Clueless! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Fox! Mime! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Chaotic! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Reader failed rizz (STORY)

Jax x Reader first kiss (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Nonverbal! Reader (STORY)

Jax x Sensitive! Bunny! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Pomni Shows Jax Tumblr (STORY)

DANGANRONPA

Chihiro Fujisaki + Reader (STORY) !ANGST!

Parent Au! Komahina + Reader (HEADCANONS)

Parent Au! Komahina + Reader comfort (HEADCANONS)

Parent Au! Naegiri + Reader (HEADCANONS)

ADVENTURE TIME/FIONNA AND CAKE

Fionna Campbell x Reader (HEADCANONS)

Farmworld Finn x Trans Masc! Reader (HEADCANONS)

HELLUVA BOSS

Octavia and you share music tastes

MISCELLANIOUS

Axeofshame x Dr. Catatonic

part two... ^

please tell me if any links are incorrect!!

UPDATED: 7/6/2024

[friendsim-more-like-lovesim]

*rummages through your pockets for loose chahut content*

gotcha

Chahut

• A gentle giant at heart, though you may not expect it from the way she looks

• since she’s an adult and will leave alternia any day now, she really values your time together, and will not miss a scrapbooking opportunity! (now with Less Blood, thanks to your suggestion)

• Always has cute nicknames relating to your size difference, such as “Little one”, “Shortcakes” or “Tiny”. some of them makes you cringe a little bit but she’s very genuine about them

• Tries to bend down to look less intimidating when she’s talking to you, and also likes to carry you around

• Lowkey bragging about how strong she is as an adult purple, and lifts a bunch of stuff unnecessarily to impress you aww

• She enjoys your company at clurch (clown church), but if it really makes you uncomfortable she doesn’t hold it against you. though it would make her really happy if you gave it a try

• The other purples would like you as well - they’re all very tight-knit and it’s common knowledge amongst clowns that a matesprit is the most treasured person to a purple

• OVERALL VERY GOOD BIG STRONG GF, SURPRISINGLY WHOLESOME AND VERY GOOD

also i headcanon her to sound like jasper from steven universe

[vikkirosko]

yandere chahut <3 fem reader pls :33c

💜 Yandere! Chahut Maenad x fem! Reader headcanons 🪓

You met Chahut thanks to Amisia. You were both her friends and she wanted you to be able to spend time with the three of you. She liked you at first sight. You were lower than both of them in caste, but that didn't make you any worse. Pretty soon, you and Chahut began to communicate more

Chahut had strong red feelings for you. Her feelings were more like obsession than ordinary love. She didn't show you that she was obsessed with you, because she knew perfectly well that she could scare you with this

Quite often, when she was walking with you, she tried to hug you or take your hand. You didn't see anything strange in this, you thought it was normal for friends, but in fact, she showed others that you belong to her. Everyone who saw you together thought that you were matesprites, and Chahut would be glad if it was so

When Chahut told you that she would soon have to leave the planet, you were upset and said that you would miss one of your best friends. When you called her a friend, her patience ran out. She put sleeping pills in your drink and when you fell asleep she took you to her hive

You woke up in her hive a few hours later. You didn't remember how you got there, but when you tried to get up, you fell sharply. You couldn't get back on your feet. When you looked at your legs, you saw that they were bandaged and blood was visible on the bandages. It was your blood. Only when Chahut came did she tell you that she decided to take you with her. She admitted that she has red feelings for you and that's why she cut the tendons on your legs so that you couldn't escape. You were scared like never before, but Chahut was sure that with time the fear would pass. You just need to wait a little and then you will understand that she did all this just for you

[yandere--stuck]

10 or 12 with Chahut,please?? (am such big gay for clown titties)~ u///u anon

"SweeThearT, I have To mark you. How else is everyone gonna know you’re mine?” The troll's painted face flashed with a smile, showing off her razor-sharp fangs.

Your body shook with fear, trapped below her as she almost straddled - almost. If she actually had, she would have most certainly crushed youn Chahut was huge, gigantic. Even if you had the will to force your jelly-like limbs to move,  you were sure you wouldn't have gone far, if anywhere at all. You were hyper aware of every inch of her body touching yours. Even if you both still had clothes on, it all felt too close, too intimate.

And she moved closer, still. Her mouth opened wide, inching closer to your vulnerable neck. If Chahut hadn't gone on and one about how much she loved you, you would have been certain she meant to kill you, ripping out your throat - a part of you wasn't sure that's not what she was aiming for.

A whimper escaped your throat as her hot breath hit your exposed neck. The purple troll coped and clicked comforting noises in hopes of calming you. If anything, it worsened the frightened tremors that wracked your body. You were sure your heart was going to give out with how it drummed against your chest.

"Don't worry, Darling," Chahut cooed sweetly. "This is for The besT. This for us. Now everyone will know you belong To me."

You held back a pained cry as her teeth slowly sunk into your flesh, marking you as hers. All hers.

[animeshades1]

Cuddle hour

This ones for @n3ppy because they won't stop being so nice >:( like cut it out bro, not swag /j (story below the cut, Chahutxreader btw)

Chahut watched the clock as she waited for her oven to go off, a batch of faygo cookies she had made for her matesprite in the oven.

That matesprite just so happened to be you!

The clock hit 12:30 and she opened to the oven her finished cookies, smiling, she took them out of the oven and sat them on the counter to cool. 

She left the kitchen and walked out to her room where you resided

“hey darlin’, everyThing all righT in here?” She asked tilting her head 

You looked up from your your phone/laptop and shifted your gaze onto her, a smile now making its way to your face 

“Yea, everythings cool right now” She smiled “i wanTed To leT you know ThaT The cookies were, buT TheIr sTill preTTY hot” she now stood in the doorway, having to lean her head down part ways due to her height 

“Can I come in?” “of course you can, ” she smiled and walked in, sitting down beside you and hugging her causing a giggle from you. 

She shifted herself and you so her back was the headboard of the bed and you were in her lap, her arms wrapped loosely yet tightly around your waist as her chin sat nuzzled into your hair.

She purred as you reached your arm back to drag your fingers through her tangled yet fluffy hair, she moved her hands to cup your cheeks and tilt your head back to look at her. She smiled as you giggled, Chahut lightly pressing a soft kiss to your eyelids, then nose, cheeks, and finally your lips lingering there longer as her thumbs grazed under your eyes with a soft touch. 

She hummed and pulled away, the both of you smiling, “I love you darling” she purred “I love you too Cha” 

And there you go, nep I hate you /j stop being so nice to me or ill do this again, i know your weakness to the clowns >:)

[luminousbravery]

Ok, so, chahut and her human moirail, and they both dont know anything about eachothers species?

Ohh!! Okay, Here you go. So so sorry for tbe wait/difficulties!

CHAHUT WITH A HUMAN MOIRAIL, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT EACHOTHER'S SPECIES.

You two are so awkward it's funny.

But, Chahut makes an effort to teach you.

So long as you agree to teach her, that is.

She shows you everything about the clown church.

You tell her clown church isn't...a human thing.

She's kind of shocked.

But with given time, you two can work it out!

[hi-i-do-stuff]

May I request yandere headcannons for Marvus and Chahut with a human s/o?

I crave the clown content.

Clownfucker alert.

Lmao, same tbh, they're just 💜💜💜

Anywho, I hope you like what I threw together. P.S. they're workin together to keep ya, hope you don't mind.

What are you scared of??? They're gonna find out and use that to scare u bc they're like that man.

Oh you aren't scared of anything? Haha... you were wrong =)

You are stuck wherever they go, if one doesn't have you with em 24/7 the other one surely does, and they often fight over who gets to keep you.

Another type of yandere to accidentally kill the s/o and just... keep the body and not care.

Forget personal space man, that's out the fucking window by now.

You are never with both of the giant two trolls alone, you're always with one or the other, I'm pretty sure they don't get along with sharing you man.

You're so fragile as a human, they godda remember you can't squeezed or thrown around to hard or you'll break.

Well, you have broken before, physically that is, separate they're really sweet to you, often taking you around wherever they go.

And when I say broken I mean, you've almost lost limbs before, like, my god.

Perks about this are you are never bothered by anyone, and if someone questions you or looks at you funny, just, SPLAT, gone

[the-night-before-we-met]

since y'all love Chahut so much I decided to start a small series??

this will at least have 2 parts,,

but here's part one

you have been fed

Rushed whispers and hushed laughter echoed into the halls, expanding in an everlasting uneasiness.

It made you feel responsible that you didn't do anything to step in, but what could you do? The students gathered in the corridor were mocking some poor trolls despite their high purple blood. The color didn't matter once they stepped inside the school, they were just some weird aliens that everyone found disturbing and gross.

So in that exact moment, when a student was about to hit the younger troll you grabbed his arm. Forcefully, you twisted it, the joints cracking in an unnatural sounds as the student screamed. You grabbed the troll, rushing with him down the hall.

"what class do you have? I'll take you there"

You smiled down at the troll to which he started honking. "oh, cool. I'll get you there no worries!"

Perhaps this wasn't so bad, now you pray that anyone who saw you defend the troll will just.. pretend they didn't see, yeah.

As you led the purple blood inside the class, you quietly explained to the teacher what happened. "I'll talk with his older sister about it when she comes to pick him up. Thank you for defending him" With a short nod you quickly left for your own class.

The day felt endless, agonisingly so. Finally when the last bell rang you jolted out of your seat, practically sprinting to the gates of the school- "MISS MC!"

You turned your head around, maybe too quickly, as a teacher called you.. oh my god..

There, in all her glory, was the biggest troll you've ever seen with the little troll you defended earlier! May the universe have mercy on you because you were weak for her.

"Miss MC?" You snapped back to reality nodding your head as the teacher took you to meet the giant purple blood.

"greeTings liTTle one, name's chahuT" She gave you a lazy smile. Fucking eat me alive with those pretty fangs, oh good lord. "hi.. I'm MC" You slightly waved and the little troll on her shoulder honked happily.

"I've been Told you helped This lil moTherfucker from geTTing beaTen" You scratched the back of your head, slightly embarrassed from the scene and from the size difference "It was nothing really, I just wanted to help"

Perhaps she sensed your shyness because she reached a clawed hand towards you. She brushed some hair from your face before speaking "I wanT To Thank you for your help hun, how abouT you come over for dinner?"

Never in your life have you struggled so much to say a single word, your face burned red just from that little gesture and your mouth was slightly agape "I uh, Y-yeah sure"

She flashed a smirk before picking you up and placing you on her other shoulder. "don'T worry liTTle one, I'll cary you"

Was this really your life telling you "plot twist!" and giving you an opportunity to a hot alien girlfriend?